Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 26 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nimrodel_9 · 08-04-2005, 12:07 PM

Unfortunately they were now too full of chocolate pudding to move.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-04-2005, 12:09 PM

Fortunately, Frodo found that he could now roll to Mount Doom.

High King Fingolfin · 08-04-2005, 01:30 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo now had to roll uphill.

Yay!

My Haunting Spirit Post!

Gurthang · 08-05-2005, 12:21 PM

Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount Doom, he was back to normal size.

CaptainofDespair · 08-05-2005, 12:25 PM

Unfortunately, so was Sam.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-05-2005, 12:33 PM

Fortunately, Sam decided to help Frodo thinking, "It's better to have a world that Sauron doesn’t own."

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2005, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, a ferocious beast attacked them.

THE Ka · 08-05-2005, 06:10 PM

Fortunately, the 'ferocious' beast was just Elrond who had not slept for the past month because of his melodramatic daughter and because his private emergency coffee bean reserve had been sucked dry.

The Elf-warrior · 08-05-2005, 06:29 PM

Unfortunately the Hobbits beat him unconscious anyway because they thought he was trying to take the Ring.

solarisa · 08-06-2005, 09:11 PM

fortunately elrond was just a painted on blownup stress relieving punchbag (only $5.99!), so frodo and sam only practiced their punching skills.

solarisa · 08-06-2005, 09:14 PM

unfortunately (and this is REALLY random, apologese) a mob of teleri rushed over and sat on frodo and sam. and fell asleep on top.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-07-2005, 02:00 AM

Fortunately, Sam and Frodo managed to escape and head on up Mount Doom while the Orcs were distracted in refuelling it!

Meneltarmacil · 08-07-2005, 07:36 AM

Unfortunately, all the plot holes that had just been written caused the storyline to collapse.

Kath · 08-07-2005, 10:26 AM

Fortunately Kath remembered the good old days when this thread actually made sense and so the story was restarted.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-07-2005, 10:38 AM

Unfortunately, just as the story was beginning again, Frodo decided he didn't want Bilbo’s stupid Ring anyway and so forced him to take it to Rivendel.

Kath · 08-07-2005, 10:42 AM

Fortunately this was not a problem as Frodo became attached to the stirrup Bilbo's horse and was dragged to Rivendell anyway.

Nimrodel_9 · 08-07-2005, 02:56 PM

Unfortunately by the time they got to Rivendell, Bilbo realized he must have dropped the Ring some where along the way.

Orominuialwen · 08-07-2005, 03:08 PM

Fortunately he had a pretty good idea where he might have dropped it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-07-2005, 07:11 PM

Unfortunately, he had dropped it in Gollum's cave, and Gollum now had his Precious back.

Boromir88 · 08-07-2005, 07:18 PM

Fortunately, Boromir was wondering in Gollum's cave, killed him, and took the Ring. (for Boromir of course)

Meneltarmacil · 08-07-2005, 07:35 PM

Unfortunately, this meant that Boromir now had the Ring, and he did not want to give it up as it had made him the One Disco King to Rule Them All. (not that he needed any help there, but...)

Gurthang · 08-07-2005, 08:00 PM

Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the dastardly Ring dissappeared!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 04:26 AM

Fortunately, The Ring was now in the hands of Frodo for some reason.

Boromir88 · 08-08-2005, 08:10 AM

Hookbill, agh, you leave me no choice....

Unfortunately, Boromir was quite upset because Frodo somehow had his Disco Ring, so he killed Frodo and took the ring back.

CaptainofDespair · 08-08-2005, 09:10 AM

Fortunately, Saruman, dressed as Christopher Lee, was able to use his wit to trick Boromir into giving him the Ring.

Meneltarmacil · 08-08-2005, 09:14 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman now had the Ring and used it to turn the Shire into a gigantic parking lot.

Boromir88 · 08-08-2005, 09:52 AM

Fortunately the giant parking lot attracted many tourists. One of them happened to be Elrond who drove up in his new Escalade and ran over Saruman.

CaptainofDespair · 08-08-2005, 09:56 AM

Unfortunately for Elrond, Saruman splattered himself all over the car, staining it red.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 10:17 AM

Fortunately, it was already a red car.

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2005, 11:01 AM

Unfortunately it had Old Wizard smell on it so Elrond couldn't pick up anymore of those hot elven babes

High King Fingolfin · 08-08-2005, 11:34 AM

Fortunately Elrond was too old for most of them anyway.

Meneltarmacil · 08-08-2005, 11:38 AM

Unfortunately, the smell attracted Bob the Troll.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 11:43 AM

Fortunately, he was many miles away.

CaptainofDespair · 08-08-2005, 11:48 AM

Unfortunately, he had his Boots of Blinding Speed on (though they were uncomfortable).

High King Fingolfin · 08-08-2005, 12:27 PM

Fortunately they were so uncomfortable that he threw them away.

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2005, 06:58 PM

Unfortunately he smashed down Bree's East Gate.

Meneltarmacil · 08-08-2005, 07:45 PM

Fortunately, he stepped on a rather large splinter and hurt his foot pretty bad.

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2005, 09:43 PM

Unfortunately this made him really mad.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 01:55 AM

Fortunately, Elrond had driven away now and was smoking a pipe down in Rivendel.

CaptainofDespair · 08-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Unfortunately, Elrond came back to find Gandalf and Bilbo smoking his pipe.

08-04-2005, 12:07 PM	#1001
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Unfortunately they were now too full of chocolate pudding to move. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-04-2005, 12:09 PM	#1002
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Frodo found that he could now roll to Mount Doom. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-04-2005, 01:30 PM	#1003
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Frodo now had to roll uphill. Yay! My Haunting Spirit Post! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 08-04-2005 at 01:31 PM. Reason: My Haunting Spirit Post

08-05-2005, 12:21 PM	#1004
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount Doom, he was back to normal size. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-05-2005, 12:33 PM	#1006
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Sam decided to help Frodo thinking, "It's better to have a world that Sauron doesn’t own." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-05-2005, 12:25 PM	#1005
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Unfortunately, so was Sam.

08-05-2005, 02:36 PM	#1007
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, a ferocious beast attacked them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-05-2005, 06:10 PM	#1008
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Fortunately, the 'ferocious' beast was just Elrond who had not slept for the past month because of his melodramatic daughter and because his private emergency coffee bean reserve had been sucked dry. __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-05-2005, 06:29 PM	#1009
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Hobbits beat him unconscious anyway because they thought he was trying to take the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-06-2005, 09:11 PM	#1010
solarisa Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 43	fortunately elrond was just a painted on blownup stress relieving punchbag (only $5.99!), so frodo and sam only practiced their punching skills. __________________ ~Spirit of sunlight...i am free~

08-06-2005, 09:14 PM	#1011
solarisa Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 43	unfortunately (and this is REALLY random, apologese) a mob of teleri rushed over and sat on frodo and sam. and fell asleep on top. __________________ ~Spirit of sunlight...i am free~

08-07-2005, 02:00 AM	#1012
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Sam and Frodo managed to escape and head on up Mount Doom while the Orcs were distracted in refuelling it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-07-2005, 07:36 AM	#1013
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, all the plot holes that had just been written caused the storyline to collapse. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-07-2005, 10:26 AM	#1014
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Fortunately Kath remembered the good old days when this thread actually made sense and so the story was restarted. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-07-2005, 10:38 AM	#1015
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, just as the story was beginning again, Frodo decided he didn't want Bilbo’s stupid Ring anyway and so forced him to take it to Rivendel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-07-2005, 10:42 AM	#1016
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Fortunately this was not a problem as Frodo became attached to the stirrup Bilbo's horse and was dragged to Rivendell anyway. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-07-2005, 02:56 PM	#1017
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Unfortunately by the time they got to Rivendell, Bilbo realized he must have dropped the Ring some where along the way. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-07-2005, 03:08 PM	#1018
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 705	Fortunately he had a pretty good idea where he might have dropped it. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 08-07-2005 at 03:10 PM. Reason: clarification

08-07-2005, 07:11 PM	#1019
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, he had dropped it in Gollum's cave, and Gollum now had his Precious back. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-07-2005, 07:18 PM	#1020
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately, Boromir was wondering in Gollum's cave, killed him, and took the Ring. (for Boromir of course) __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-07-2005, 07:35 PM	#1021
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, this meant that Boromir now had the Ring, and he did not want to give it up as it had made him the One Disco King to Rule Them All. (not that he needed any help there, but...) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-07-2005, 08:00 PM	#1022
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the dastardly Ring dissappeared! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-08-2005, 04:26 AM	#1023
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, The Ring was now in the hands of Frodo for some reason. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 08:10 AM	#1024
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Hookbill, agh, you leave me no choice.... Unfortunately, Boromir was quite upset because Frodo somehow had his Disco Ring, so he killed Frodo and took the ring back. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-08-2005, 09:10 AM	#1025
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Fortunately, Saruman, dressed as Christopher Lee, was able to use his wit to trick Boromir into giving him the Ring.

08-08-2005, 09:14 AM	#1026
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Saruman now had the Ring and used it to turn the Shire into a gigantic parking lot. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-08-2005, 09:52 AM	#1027
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately the giant parking lot attracted many tourists. One of them happened to be Elrond who drove up in his new Escalade and ran over Saruman. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-08-2005, 09:56 AM	#1028
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Unfortunately for Elrond, Saruman splattered himself all over the car, staining it red.

08-08-2005, 10:17 AM	#1029
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, it was already a red car. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 11:01 AM	#1030
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately it had Old Wizard smell on it so Elrond couldn't pick up anymore of those hot elven babes __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-08-2005, 11:34 AM	#1031
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately Elrond was too old for most of them anyway. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-08-2005, 11:38 AM	#1032
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the smell attracted Bob the Troll. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-08-2005, 11:43 AM	#1033
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, he was many miles away. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 11:48 AM	#1034
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Unfortunately, he had his Boots of Blinding Speed on (though they were uncomfortable).

08-08-2005, 12:27 PM	#1035
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately they were so uncomfortable that he threw them away. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx