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06-21-2006, 02:55 PM | #81 |
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Saruman: I am a rushing stream, that over time wears away the boulder.
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06-21-2006, 03:00 PM | #82 |
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Gandalf: I am the dam that blocks the river.
Pallando: I am the one in the largest hat! Gandalf: ... Go away. Again, ignore the Pallando thing.
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06-21-2006, 03:11 PM | #83 |
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Saruman: I am the termites that eat through the dam.
... Useful things, termites, aren't they?
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06-21-2006, 03:13 PM | #84 |
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Gandalf: I am the anteater that slurps up the termites.
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06-21-2006, 03:52 PM | #85 |
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Saruman: I am the flock of hornets that drives the anteater away!
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06-21-2006, 03:56 PM | #86 |
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Gandalf: I am the fly paper that traps the hornets.
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06-21-2006, 04:02 PM | #87 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the fool that gets trapped in the fly papaer while trying to set it up, so the hornets are not trapped in it.
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06-21-2006, 04:09 PM | #88 |
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Gandalf: I am Gandalf ( ), who sents all fools on a less foolish path!
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06-21-2006, 04:50 PM | #89 |
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Saruman: I am the no-see-ums that clog Gandalf's nose and eyes and prevent him from helping the fools.
I was going to be the annoying ants in Gandalf's clothes, but that might have horrible consequences!
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06-21-2006, 05:03 PM | #91 |
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Saruman: I am the NyQuil that stops the sneezing.
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06-21-2006, 05:50 PM | #92 |
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Gandalf: I am Time, in which the NyQuil wears off
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06-21-2006, 05:55 PM | #93 |
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Saruman: I am Harvey the Pukha, who controls time. And I wear bee antennae.
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06-21-2006, 07:34 PM | #95 |
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Saruman: I am the hopelessly out of fashion wizard wearing hot pink robes that blinds the eyes of the Fashion Police.
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06-21-2006, 07:53 PM | #96 |
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Gandalf: I am the head of the Order, who casts out the Pink wizard and breaks his staff!
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06-21-2006, 08:39 PM | #97 |
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Saruman: I am the big pink splinter that flies straight into your eye when you break the Pink Wizard's staff.
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06-21-2006, 09:54 PM | #98 |
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Gandalf: I am the healer who removes and destroys the splinters.
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06-21-2006, 10:09 PM | #99 |
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Saruman: I am the healer's inexperience, which causes him to jab the tweezers into your eye!
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06-22-2006, 03:08 AM | #100 |
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Gandalf: I am the Poor quality of the tweezers that causes them to fall apart before reaching the eye.
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06-22-2006, 09:22 AM | #101 |
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Saruman: I am the craftsdwarf who made the tweezers in the first place, which obviously means they cannot be of poor quality.
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06-22-2006, 09:47 AM | #102 |
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Gandalf: I am the conjunctivitis that blinded the craftsdwarf that made him use tin foil instead of tin sheets to make the tweezers.
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06-22-2006, 09:48 AM | #103 |
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I am the eye drops that alleviate the symptoms.
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06-22-2006, 09:51 AM | #104 |
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Gandalf: I am the poison in the eye drops that sends the Dwarf to his... eye... Doom.
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06-22-2006, 10:19 AM | #106 |
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Gandalf: I am the muscle spasm which caused the false eye to pop out and shatter on the ground.
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06-22-2006, 11:24 AM | #107 |
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Saruman: I am the Botox that relaxes the muscles, preventing a spasm
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06-22-2006, 11:49 AM | #108 |
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Gandalf: I am the insanely huge bill that follows the Botox.
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06-22-2006, 11:51 AM | #109 |
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Saruman: I am the flock? (herd? pack? gaggle? cohort?) of silverfish that eat the bill!
Did you know that silverfish can go for a year without eating?
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06-22-2006, 12:54 PM | #110 |
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Gandalf: I am the cramps the silverfish get from swimming too soon after eating.
And no, I didn't know that. That's the thing I learned today.
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06-22-2006, 01:30 PM | #111 |
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Saruman: I am the fact that silverfish are insects, not actual fish, and so shouldn't be swimming in the first place.
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06-22-2006, 01:48 PM | #112 |
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Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the book of facts!
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06-22-2006, 02:11 PM | #113 |
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Saruman: I am the thousands of copies of the book!
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06-22-2006, 02:21 PM | #114 |
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Gandalf: I am a small typo in the books that states that silver fish are fish.
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06-22-2006, 02:24 PM | #115 |
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Saruman: I am the second edition, which corrects the typo.
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06-22-2006, 02:35 PM | #116 |
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Gandalf: I am the bookshops who refuse to sell the book.
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06-22-2006, 02:37 PM | #117 |
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Saruman: I am the websites that sell the book.
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06-22-2006, 02:56 PM | #118 |
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Gandalf: I am a pirate that redirects all that web traffic back to where it should be...the downs.
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06-22-2006, 03:02 PM | #119 |
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Saruman: I am the exploding server... that... Explodes... with all the people now visiting... yes.
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06-22-2006, 03:13 PM | #120 |
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Gandalf: I am Tom Bombadil and a merry fellow,
Bright blue my jacket is, and my boots are yellow. I skip, prance and sing nonsense, for Tom, he is quite silly: I also fix whatever’s wrong, all willy-nilly!
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