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The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 08:14 PM

Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 08:17 PM

Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 08:19 PM

Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song.

Glirdan · 09-06-2005, 09:11 PM

Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost.

The Elf-warrior · 09-06-2005, 09:14 PM

Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated.

The Perky Ent · 09-06-2005, 09:22 PM

Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor'

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2005, 11:57 PM

Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant.

Lhunardawen · 09-07-2005, 12:08 AM

Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.

Boromir88 · 09-07-2005, 05:09 AM

Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-07-2005, 07:23 AM

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 09:26 AM

unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

Unfortunately...

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Fortunately, they put the eye in a small cave where no one could get to him, so he reclined and started writing strange novels.

Dimcollowen · 09-07-2005, 10:15 AM

unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:12 PM

Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go.

Kath · 09-07-2005, 02:13 PM

Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 02:14 PM

Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly.

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:15 PM

Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends.

The Perky Ent · 09-07-2005, 02:52 PM

Unfortunatly, all the talk show host then hounded Elijah Wood, and plucked out his eyes.

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 02:54 PM

Fourtunately, Frodo didn't mind the extra publicity because it made him even more famous because he wasn't that famous until he did LotR.

The Perky Ent · 09-07-2005, 03:33 PM

Unfortunatly, he did mind not having any eyes, and only eye sockets.

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 03:39 PM

Fourtunately, he had spare pair of glass eyeballs which he put in immeadeately after his eyes were gouged out.

The Elf-warrior · 09-07-2005, 06:51 PM

Unfortunately he still couldn't see of course.

Glirdan · 09-07-2005, 07:04 PM

Fourtunately, he didn't need to see seeing as the Ring was already destroyed and he didn't need to find his way to Mordor.

The Elf-warrior · 09-07-2005, 07:38 PM

Unfortunately Grima killed Frodo. No word on whether Wormtongue buried him.

The Perky Ent · 09-07-2005, 07:47 PM

Fortunatly, Grima killed him on his deathbed, at a ripe old age. For some reason, Grima had been able to get to Valinor...

Meneltarmacil · 09-07-2005, 07:52 PM

Unfortunately, Grima's arrival in Valinor triggered a horrible catastrophe and all Middle-Earth was blasted off the face of Arda.

The Elf-warrior · 09-07-2005, 07:56 PM

Fortunately Grima died too.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-07-2005, 09:16 PM

. . . Gríma was sent back as Gríma the Green.

The Elf-warrior · 09-07-2005, 09:24 PM

Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains.

Gil-Galad · 09-07-2005, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo

The Perky Ent · 09-07-2005, 09:46 PM

Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-07-2005, 11:58 PM

Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold!

Hiriel · 09-08-2005, 12:34 AM

Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard, melting him into a golden statue.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-08-2005, 01:58 AM

. . . Balrogs love golden statues.

Boromir88 · 09-08-2005, 05:18 AM

Fortunately, the balrogs ate Saruman the Golden Statue.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 09-08-2005, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, eating the golden statue gave the Balrogs horrible stomach aches.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-08-2005, 12:48 PM

Fortunately, this meant that they called off their invasion of The Shire.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 02:28 PM

Unfourtunately, this didn't mean they would call of their invasion of the rest of ME.

Hiriel · 09-08-2005, 02:47 PM

Fortunantly, before they attacked, they had to purge themselves in the great sea from their stomach aches, and they sizzled into nothingness.

Glirdan · 09-08-2005, 02:56 PM

Unfourtunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and got more Balrogs and then went on a rampage through Arda.

09-06-2005, 08:14 PM	#1401
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#1402
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 08:19 PM	#1403
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 09:11 PM	#1404
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-06-2005, 09:14 PM	#1405
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-06-2005, 09:22 PM	#1406
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor' __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-06-2005, 11:57 PM	#1407
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2005, 12:08 AM	#1408
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.

09-07-2005, 05:09 AM	#1409
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-07-2005, 07:23 AM	#1410
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-07-2005, 09:26 AM	#1411
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....." __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 10:15 AM	#1413
Dimcollowen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Minas Tirith Posts: 23	unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show __________________ They say Lothlorien is beautiful, and I don't disagree. Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race, and they are beautiful, But you are the most handsome of all. Elessar, you and I were meant to be.

09-07-2005, 02:12 PM	#1414
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 02:13 PM	#1415
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-07-2005, 02:14 PM	#1416
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-07-2005, 02:15 PM	#1417
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 02:52 PM	#1418
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, all the talk show host then hounded Elijah Wood, and plucked out his eyes. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-07-2005, 02:54 PM	#1419
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Frodo didn't mind the extra publicity because it made him even more famous because he wasn't that famous until he did LotR. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 03:33 PM	#1420
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, he did mind not having any eyes, and only eye sockets. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-07-2005, 03:39 PM	#1421
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he had spare pair of glass eyeballs which he put in immeadeately after his eyes were gouged out. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 06:51 PM	#1422
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately he still couldn't see of course. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-07-2005, 07:04 PM	#1423
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he didn't need to see seeing as the Ring was already destroyed and he didn't need to find his way to Mordor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-07-2005, 07:38 PM	#1424
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Grima killed Frodo. No word on whether Wormtongue buried him. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-07-2005, 07:47 PM	#1425
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Grima killed him on his deathbed, at a ripe old age. For some reason, Grima had been able to get to Valinor... __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-07-2005, 07:52 PM	#1426
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Grima's arrival in Valinor triggered a horrible catastrophe and all Middle-Earth was blasted off the face of Arda. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-07-2005, 07:56 PM	#1427
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Grima died too. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-07-2005, 09:16 PM	#1428
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Gríma was sent back as Gríma the Green. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-07-2005, 09:24 PM	#1429
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-07-2005, 09:40 PM	#1430
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2005, 09:46 PM	#1431
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-07-2005, 11:58 PM	#1432
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-08-2005, 12:34 AM	#1433
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard, melting him into a golden statue. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-08-2005, 01:58 AM	#1434
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Balrogs love golden statues. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-08-2005, 05:18 AM	#1435
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, the balrogs ate Saruman the Golden Statue. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-08-2005, 12:38 PM	#1436
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, eating the golden statue gave the Balrogs horrible stomach aches.