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Anguirel · 06-09-2005, 01:23 PM

"Put him in the scales and see if he weighs more than a goose!"

Or words to that effect...

Bungo Baggins · 06-09-2005, 02:03 PM

Pippin suddenly realized he had climbed for nothing and there were no mushrooms to be found.

Encaitare · 06-09-2005, 02:11 PM

Pippin: Gandalf.... I threw up.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-09-2005, 02:14 PM

I'm Gonna Jump!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 03:06 PM

Pippin: There appears to be a small community of pidgins in this bowl.

mormegil · 06-09-2005, 03:32 PM

As pippin finally reaches the top he realizes that he forgot a match.

Gurthang · 06-09-2005, 03:46 PM

Despite the intense situation, Pippin couldn't help but wonder why his new magazine hadn't come yet.

Kath · 06-09-2005, 03:49 PM

As the bundle of wood beneath his feet begins to fall away Pippin begins to think Gandalf might really have it in for him.

The Only Real Estel · 06-09-2005, 05:59 PM

Pippin: "Where the heck did my legs go!!??"

The Elf-warrior · 06-09-2005, 06:38 PM

Pippin: "Hey, guard guy! There's a bomb in the beacon!"

Gil-Galad · 06-09-2005, 08:56 PM

First Guard: hey what are you doing?

Pippin: help me, i fear i might fall

Second guard: Fear? you do not know fear

First Guard: Fear is when you ride a pony up a mountain

Pippin: were doomed...

Larien Telemnar · 06-09-2005, 08:58 PM

*Thinking* When I get down from here I'm gonna kick P.J's butt for not hiring stunt doubles......... If I down from here!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-10-2005, 12:07 AM

As Gandalf attempts to trick Pippin into a "hot bath," the hobbit gets suspicious.

Oddwen · 06-10-2005, 05:13 AM

When Sam took sick, Pippin took over camp cooking for the Fellowship. He...counted on leftovers.

Or...

"Whassa matter, eyes bigger than your stomach?"

Or...

Gandy: "Pippin! I said light the beacon, not bacon!" (taken from Councilofelrond.com)

Or...

Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans.

wilwarin538 · 06-10-2005, 06:14 AM

Pippin: Wait a minute, his big pile of wood is already on fire. hahaha that means I came up here for nothing. hehehe GANDALF! (no....you aren't supposed to get it)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-10-2005, 07:29 AM

What's that, invisible leprechaun? You want me to.......pour this huge bowl of boiling oil on the innocent people down below?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-10-2005, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans.

Its a sign of the Apocalypse! Do you not know that old prophesy?

"When Eru has finished his all important plans
And Saucepan man cooks in his own Pans
The world shall come to an end
So good luck, my dear friend"

Anyway... ...

Pippin thought he was a shoe-in to win the annual Biggest Pot competition, but Bill the Balrog proved him wrong.

The Only Real Estel · 06-10-2005, 08:35 AM

Pippin's only dilemma now was deciding whether to dump the barbecue sauce over the french fries, or dip the fries in it one at a time.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-10-2005, 08:50 AM

Oi! Gandalf's stealing my car!

Oddwen · 06-10-2005, 09:14 AM

Pippin dangles from the edge of the Troll's kettle drum, wondering just where he went wrong...

Meela · 06-10-2005, 10:50 AM

After going to so much trouble, Pippin wondered why nobody turned up to sample his new experimental ale, which he proudly labelled Took's Tonsil-Twister (Or something equally as fearsome...)

The Only Real Estel · 06-10-2005, 11:06 AM

"Hold up, why is the rum gone?"

Mithalwen · 06-10-2005, 12:33 PM

Pippins can't climb down because their cloaks get in the way.....

Lalwendë · 06-10-2005, 04:07 PM

I wonder if anyone else has trouble with Garden Hobbits ruining their hanging baskets too?

The Only Real Estel · 06-10-2005, 08:07 PM

Pippin: "My God! He's climbing!"

Lhunardawen · 06-11-2005, 01:17 AM

Peregrin Took takes one final look at Minas Tirith as he prepares himself to be boiled...alive.

Pippin: What's life if Merry got that hot Rohirrim chick all to himself?

Anguirel · 06-11-2005, 01:31 AM

PIPPIN: (at the top of Taniquetil) Merry, you trickster! There aren't any mushrooms in the cooking pot up here...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-11-2005, 01:44 AM

Pippin prepares to dive into his Pool-of-a-Took.

Badum-tss.

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-11-2005, 07:10 AM

Pippin: The Bowls! The Bowls!

Nimrodel_9 · 06-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Poor Pippin realizes he dosen't have enough cereal to fill his bowl.

Nim

The Only Real Estel · 06-11-2005, 01:53 PM

Caveman Words of Wisdom:
Man who cannot let go of pot is addicted.

Boromir88 · 06-11-2005, 06:48 PM

Pippin: Hey where'd that picture come from?

Boromir: Message for you sir.

Ainaserkewen · 06-11-2005, 07:03 PM

Oh classic, Boromir.

Pippin: I told you if you didn't cut out your ballet you'd get shot.

mormegil · 06-11-2005, 08:46 PM

Pippin: Boromir I think there is a good chance that I can get that out without staining your shirt.

Fingolfin II · 06-11-2005, 09:33 PM

Pippin slipped some Green Dragon ale to a woodpecker.

Result: It missed the tree.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 01:13 AM

Pippin's reaction to Boromir's new fashion statement: It'll never catch on...

OR

Pippin: Boromir, you appear to have been shot with a large arrow.

Merry: I think he can see that.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 06-12-2005, 02:31 AM

Little did Boromir know, what Pippin's science project was about when he volunteered to help him.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-12-2005, 06:53 AM

The days of Merry's William Tell impressions were over.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-12-2005, 06:55 AM

When told "It's not over till the fat Gondorian sings", one over enthusiastic fan takes care of business.

Also:

Quote:

The days of Merry's William Tell impressions were over.

Especially as he was aiming at Aragorn.

THE Ka · 06-12-2005, 12:31 PM

Pippin: wWOOOW!

Merry: Oh, Pippin! Would you stop being so dramatic!

~

Ka

06-09-2005, 01:23 PM	#5521
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,781	Noooooo...not Python! "Put him in the scales and see if he weighs more than a goose!" Or words to that effect... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-09-2005, 02:03 PM	#5522
Bungo Baggins Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The shire Posts: 32	Pippin suddenly realized he had climbed for nothing and there were no mushrooms to be found. __________________ "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

06-09-2005, 02:14 PM	#5524
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	I'm Gonna Jump!!! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-09-2005, 03:06 PM	#5525
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pippin: There appears to be a small community of pidgins in this bowl. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 03:32 PM	#5526
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	As pippin finally reaches the top he realizes that he forgot a match. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-09-2005, 02:11 PM	#5523
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,903	Pippin: Gandalf.... I threw up.

06-09-2005, 03:46 PM	#5527
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Despite the intense situation, Pippin couldn't help but wonder why his new magazine hadn't come yet. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 06-09-2005 at 03:50 PM. Reason: Didn't see the new picture...don't know why.

06-09-2005, 03:49 PM	#5528
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	As the bundle of wood beneath his feet begins to fall away Pippin begins to think Gandalf might really have it in for him. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-09-2005, 05:59 PM	#5529
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	it took me a second to spot them at least...:P Pippin: "Where the heck did my legs go!!??"

06-09-2005, 06:38 PM	#5530
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "Hey, guard guy! There's a bomb in the beacon!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-09-2005, 08:56 PM	#5531
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	First Guard: hey what are you doing? Pippin: help me, i fear i might fall Second guard: Fear? you do not know fear First Guard: Fear is when you ride a pony up a mountain Pippin: were doomed... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-09-2005, 08:58 PM	#5532
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 110	Thinking When I get down from here I'm gonna kick P.J's butt for not hiring stunt doubles......... If I down from here! __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-10-2005, 12:07 AM	#5533
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	"Why are there carrots in here?" As Gandalf attempts to trick Pippin into a "hot bath," the hobbit gets suspicious. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-10-2005, 05:13 AM	#5534
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	When Sam took sick, Pippin took over camp cooking for the Fellowship. He...counted on leftovers. Or... "Whassa matter, eyes bigger than your stomach?" Or... Gandy: "Pippin! I said light the beacon, not bacon!" (taken from Councilofelrond.com) Or... Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-10-2005, 06:14 AM	#5535
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,533	Pippin: Wait a minute, his big pile of wood is already on fire. hahaha that means I came up here for nothing. hehehe GANDALF! (no....you aren't supposed to get it) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-10-2005, 07:29 AM	#5536
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	What's that, invisible leprechaun? You want me to.......pour this huge bowl of boiling oil on the innocent people down below? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-10-2005, 08:35 AM	#5538
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	in his own little world Pippin's only dilemma now was deciding whether to dump the barbecue sauce over the french fries, or dip the fries in it one at a time.

06-10-2005, 08:50 AM	#5539
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Oi! Gandalf's stealing my car! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-10-2005, 09:14 AM	#5540
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Pippin dangles from the edge of the Troll's kettle drum, wondering just where he went wrong... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-10-2005, 10:50 AM	#5541
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	After going to so much trouble, Pippin wondered why nobody turned up to sample his new experimental ale, which he proudly labelled Took's Tonsil-Twister (Or something equally as fearsome...) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-10-2005, 11:06 AM	#5542
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	"Hold up, why is the rum gone?"

06-10-2005, 12:33 PM	#5543
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	One for the AA Milne Fans Pippins can't climb down because their cloaks get in the way..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-10-2005, 04:07 PM	#5544
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	I wonder if anyone else has trouble with Garden Hobbits ruining their hanging baskets too? __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-10-2005, 08:07 PM	#5545
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Pippin: "My God! He's climbing!"

06-11-2005, 01:17 AM	#5546
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Like master, like servant Peregrin Took takes one final look at Minas Tirith as he prepares himself to be boiled...alive. Pippin: What's life if Merry got that hot Rohirrim chick all to himself?

06-11-2005, 01:31 AM	#5547
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,781	PIPPIN: (at the top of Taniquetil) Merry, you trickster! There aren't any mushrooms in the cooking pot up here... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-11-2005, 01:44 AM	#5548
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	How punny! Pippin prepares to dive into his Pool-of-a-Took. Badum-tss. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-11-2005, 07:10 AM	#5549
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,436	The Hunchback of Minas Tirith ... Pippin: The Bowls! The Bowls! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-11-2005, 01:01 PM	#5550
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	Poor Pippin realizes he dosen't have enough cereal to fill his bowl. Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-11-2005, 01:53 PM	#5551
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Caveman Words of Wisdom: Man who cannot let go of pot is addicted.

06-11-2005, 06:48 PM	#5552
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Pippin: Hey where'd that picture come from? Boromir: Message for you sir. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-11-2005, 07:03 PM	#5553
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 662	Oh classic, Boromir. Pippin: I told you if you didn't cut out your ballet you'd get shot. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

06-11-2005, 08:46 PM	#5554
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Pippin: Boromir I think there is a good chance that I can get that out without staining your shirt. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-11-2005, 09:33 PM	#5555
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Pippin slipped some Green Dragon ale to a woodpecker. Result: It missed the tree. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

06-12-2005, 01:13 AM	#5556
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pippin's reaction to Boromir's new fashion statement: It'll never catch on... OR Pippin: Boromir, you appear to have been shot with a large arrow. Merry: I think he can see that. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...