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Newly Deceased
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Has anyone else seen this??? What do you think?
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lonely Isle
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To quote Marvin the Paranoid Android in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, it 'Sounds awful'.
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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I'm still trying to figure out if The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies was an April Fool's hoax.
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Oh, yes, it's all fun and games now, but this thread is going to read very differently in a year or two, when it actually comes true
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Yes. Following the advice of Gandalf, we should not jest about serious matters. Evil never sleeps.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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What are you talking about? I can't wait for the history of the wereworms to come out.
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How did Gollum get out of Moria? Why didn't Morgulduin pollute the lower Anduin? Why did Aragorn not tell the Fellowship Gollum was following them? Who on middle-earth is Lotho? Languages Smaug spoke Where do elves get metal? what would possibly exist in the farthest east? And that's just from page one!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Don't forget this one:
Was Tolkien a racist, a sexist, or both? ![]() Last edited by Faramir Jones; 04-03-2017 at 09:29 AM. |
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2006
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I want a three hour movie of Elrond doing his taxes - pausing occasionally to sigh at the futility of it all and mutter to himself.
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
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Our list of accountants grows thin.
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Gruesome Spectre
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Blossom of Dwimordene
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A registered charity then? Accepting hobbits for volunteering positions?
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Gruesome Spectre
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Haunting Spirit
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How sad is it that turning Elrond into a tax-dodging slum lord would still be less offensive than much of The Hobbit trilogy?
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