Tolkien quotes for every occasion! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

arianrod · 06-17-2003, 05:37 PM

I know most of you use Tolkien quotes all throughout your day. Now's your chance to share them with us! Here are a few of my regulars:

Everytime I see someone eating an apple: "Waste of a good apple."

When I sit down to do my Geometry homework: "Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly."

When I walk up to an automatic door: "Mellon!"

One time I had to go to the front office of my school to fix something in my schedual and my friend wanted to come along. I yelled, "No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!" and ran off, leaving my friend staring after me with a confused expression on her face.

06-17-2003, 05:37 PM	#1
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Tolkien quotes for every occasion! I know most of you use Tolkien quotes all throughout your day. Now's your chance to share them with us! Here are a few of my regulars: Everytime I see someone eating an apple: "Waste of a good apple." When I sit down to do my Geometry homework: "Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly." When I walk up to an automatic door: "Mellon!" One time I had to go to the front office of my school to fix something in my schedual and my friend wanted to come along. I yelled, "No, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone!" and ran off, leaving my friend staring after me with a confused expression on her face. __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!