Be careful what you wish for...

[Valesse]

I wish the walls of Minas Tirith were made of jello

Ala-ka-bizmo..! Or something to that liking...

So the walls of Minas Tirith are made of jello, right? Well thats all well and good... and wiggley/transluscent, but we're going to have some issues here. First off, if there were to be any major battles at the walls of Minas Tirith *ahem* we'd be seeing a lot of little orcsies abusing the properties of everyone's favorite psuedo-solid. cutting their way through it but getting stuck mid-way and sufficating... Can you just imagine the smell when that GIANT wall of jello were to rot away or shrink/harden of old age? Secondly, as stated before, you can see through jello (and jello can see through you...) so unless you're wanting Mordor to win with their catapults and various other siege equipments, you probably should have made a different wish.

To add insult to injury... jello has but one weakness: heat.

Heat... like that of the sun.. the sun being something we know for a fact (thank you, Peter Jackson) follows Theoden around occationally. Nevermind that he came to try and aid the only-slightly doomed Gondorians, this would definitely put an end to the multi-layered White-wiggle-city. Or, well... Numenorian Ooze-puddle.

I wish Eru really did get a penny for every thought.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Eru really did get a penny for every thought.

Your wish is granted. The pennies build up around him until he eventually is crushed under them.

I wish Balrogs had wings.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Balrogs had wings.

Your wish is granted. The Balrog flew out of the chasm and toasted the Fellowship to death, took the Ring, and became the Dark Lord of Moria. Sauron sent in the Nazgul on flying steeds. They recovered the Ring and gave it to Sauron, who plunged the world into a second darkness.

I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac.

[Rikae]

I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac.

Granted. Now Denethor has a shoe fetish, and eats the Shire out of indignation, resulting in fatal indigestion.

I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.

Zimzalazing the fox took the little round thing!

Unfortunately in order to get the ring it had to bite the throats of the hobbits. . .On the way to mount doom the Fox grew in power and soon it was enabled to control all, but men (including hobbits), elves and wizards. All creatures followed its call and raided their way through Middle-earth and left it more devastated than Mordor, so when the ring was finaly the destroyed, it was of no gain as Middle-earth had already been destroyed and left it in worse condition than Sauron in his sweetest dream could ever imagine.

I wish that Ulmo had been the mightiest of the Valar

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Ulmo had been the mightiest of the Valar

Oh, but he was. Unfortunately, he was also the laziest of the Valar.

I wish Sam had found some Potatoes in Ithilian.

[Kitanna]

I wish Sam had found some Potatoes in Ithilian.

Granted, but to what ends? Sam does find his lovely taters in Ithilian, however in doing so the whole course of events is completely thrown off. Theoden decides not to have Rohan ride to the aid of Gondor, instead they decide to wait out the storm at Helm's Deep. Faramir never meets up with Frodo and Sam and doesn't return to Minas Tirith. Denethor does nothing, but stew in his tower and not die. Gollum throttles Sam in his sleep and steals the Ring from Frodo, only to have it swallowed by a fish. That fish goes on to become the new Dark Lord. And all that over some potatoes.

I wish Bilbo had taken the Ring into Mordor.

[Valesse]

I wish Bilbo had taken the Ring into Mordor.

Well of course he did! But... well he -tried-.

The average hobbit can only take so much, you know? After starting his journey out from Hobbiton on his 111st birthday, Bilbo found himself being tracked by an unlikely pack of mistrils with the working title of "Nemoy and the Nem-an-or-ians" (Okay, so thats a stretch) the old hobbit soon got fed up with being the subject to such cantations that he threw the ring at Nemoy in a rage. Subsequently, it bounced off and choked a small horse.

Now having to drag a small horse up the fiery steps of Mt. Doom isn't an easy feat, and needless to say any chances of success were now completely out of the picture without having to stop and... *ahem* do certain things to retreive the ring once more. Just in time for those nasty Nazgul to snatch it from his little hands and run off with it snickering.

I wish the elves of the Last Alliance preformed dazzlingly dangerous kick-line to squash their enemies!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish the elves of the Last Alliance preformed dazzlingly dangerous kick-line to squash their enemies!

It is done. However, they take their new found power and form a mass corporate system that crushes the masses. Some how.

I wish Bilbo would admit he wore a wig.

[Alonna]

I wish Bilbo would admit he wore a wig.

Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig, Bilbo is unfortunately disqualified from the annual Shire beauty pageant.

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.

[Kitanna]

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.
Granted, but after gaining access to a lightsaber he is recruited by the Jedi Order and taken from Gondor's service. Frodo and Sam are forever detained in Ithilien until Sauron is able to regain complete control.

I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.Granted! But because of all the deseises now they couldn't stand it so they went back to ME!

I wish that I could marry Pippin!

[Babidi Buu]

I wish that I could marry Pippin!

Thou wish is Granted, You and pippin live a happy life untill pippin accidently sets the house on fire while smoking pipeweed.

I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields

[Folwren]

I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields

Granted! Eowyn was killed, therefore when Faramir awoke from his Black Breath stupor, he saw no reason to live, and died for lack of love.

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

Thou wish is Granted. Gollum had not bitten off Frodo's finger and as a result, Frodo was able to get Gollum off of him. Unfortunatly, Frodo Ran out of Mount Doom and the Nazgul cought and Killed him. Sauron wins and the men of the west are slayen..

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Have you seen how Red that eye is!?:D

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.


Your wish is granted, but since the technology was
new to Middle-earth, Sauron had to mortgage Minas Morgul.

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

Thou wish is Granted. However, Eowyn could not find Exotic clothing for Exotic dancing

:confused::confused:

I wish Denethor would be a better father

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Denethor would be a better father

Your wish is granted...
However, he ends up being too good a father. Because he is so loving and kind, Faramir refuses to go on the marches and consequentally, Mordor invades with ease. Boromir does not defend Osgiliath because he is spending 'Quality time' on holiday with Denethor.
Sauron is, however, annoyed that his invasion was so boring.

I wish Smaug's breath wasn't so bad.

[Mithalwen]

Your wish is granted. However the mintyfresh toothpaste he used to solve his halitosis problem left his gnashers so bright and sparkly white that Bard was dazzled and missed. So there is still a Dragon in Erebor.

I wish Hobbits didn't have hairy feet.

[Lindale]

Well, now they don't, plus now their hair is sleek and straight. So the Elves, when they first saw them, said, "Heeeeyyyy.... look at those, why do they look like us, but fatter and smaller? And a little more haggard?"

So the Hobbits, when they heard the word "haggard," frantically tried to imitate the Elves... Even Frodo got obsessed with his looks, to the point he just wore the Ring so he wouldn't be noticed, and so the Black Riders eventually got him. Even mistook him for an elf.

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

[Gollum the Great]

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

You get your wish. Nobody could resist the might of the Lady of the Golden Wood, and so Lorien controlled the world. Yet the power of the elves was fading, so eventually the entire elven population moved to Aman, and the once more "Free Peoples" who were used to being slaves, came out of their dungeons and labor houses and said:
"Who do we fight now?"


I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

Granted. But due to the fact that none of them understood it, they ended up using the weapons as projectiles and hurled them at the enemy. When that didn't work too well, they left them in a ditch somewhere and they weren't discovered until yesterday when someone was digging for gold and blew themselves up.
Well done you.

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...

[Babidi Buu]

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...

Loading... Your wish is Granted, Problem is nobody likes Dragon Tea:(

I wish that Smaug was never killed

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Smaug was never killed

Instead of being killed, Smaug becomes good and makes the tea after Pelenor field... But no body likes Dragon tea. ;) :p

I wish Hobbits were better builders

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Hobbits were better builders

Granted. Hobbits were better builders, Infact they were so good they made a lighthouse that looks like Sauron. However, The Men of the West were not to thrilled by the lighthouse and destroyed it..

I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.

Was going to do "I wish people like Dragon Tea" But decided not too:p

[Kitanna]

I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.


Granted, the Witch-king lives, but Mordor still falls. In the wake of Sauron's defeat the Witch-king must find other work. He starts a one man show in Minas Tirith entitled "Sands of Time: A Nazgul's Regret". He recounts his whole life up until Sauron's defeat. It opens to rave reviews despite its length of five hours and forty minutes. Elrond and him then become drinking buddies and Elrond becomes his manager before he takes his leave of Middle-Earth.

I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.

Wish granted. Radagast becomes a member of the fellowship but everyone got fed up with all the animals following him.

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog(Pink Orc)

Either a chance for a heroic story for Faramir or i've gone nutty:eek::eek:

[Gollum the Great]

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog

She did. But Eomer got sick of having an orc in Meduseld, so he told Gothmog to go and fing the Heir's Ring, which was lost generations previously. Gothmog said yeah, sure, took off the ring from his finger and handed it over. Eomer had Gothmog killed on the spot because he'd finally found the thief.


I wish Gimli had an uzi.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Gimli had an uzi.

Wish granted. Gimli had an uzi and with it, got more orcs then legolas in their counting games. Legolas, however stayed miserable for quite some time..

I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume

Sorry Sauron ^_^

[Lindale]

I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume



Melkor offered him a fluffy pink bunny costume as a gift for his loyal services, and he accepted. But Melkor was imprisoned soon after, and Sauron forgot about the fluffy bunny pink costume, and then the Second Age happened and its war... only then, after defeat, did Sauron remember the costume.

He was a flaming eye then. But when he saw it, he ordered one of the lesser Nazgul to put it on him. The Nazgul, bereft of brains by this time, obeyed. But flaming eyeballs and clothes don't go together....

...and Sauron cried. And cried. And cried. His cries went all over Middle Earth, to Aman, even to the Void.

Manwe, highly disturbed, shouted, "Eru dammit!" And Eru, who was also irritated, decided to hasten the end of the world.

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.

Your wish is Richar E Granted...
However, because they get obsessed with their frappe-chinos and other type high fat drinks, many Elves get ridiculously obese. This leads to broken tree houses in Lorien, cracked paving stones in Rivendell and sinking boats at the Grey Havens. On the plus side, Sauron fails to see the need in invading and instead decides to just have Orcs push them down the stairs while he laughs.

I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.

[Lindale]

I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.

Granted. Trolls now have taken hold of virtually all sheep and pastures in ME, and since they're so stupid, eventually all sheep became extinct.

I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.

Granted. But not being proud Feanor decided to make
hundreds of Simarils which causied enormous strife in M-E.

I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.

[Gollum the Great]

I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
high-rise condominium on the barrow downs.

As you wish. Tom started to begin but got distracted and ran singing and collecting lilies.
A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics.

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.

[Lindale]

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.

Granted. But then he didn't really read the manual as carefully as he should have, and instead sent bolts of electricity throughout the Shire. Half the Hobbit population died.

I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.

Wish Granted, Unfortunatly Frodo and Gandalf have no idea how to use them, so they were compleatly useless..

I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live)

Strictly speaking, that may be two wishes. I dont know:confused:

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live)

Granted. But they were then wiped out when
a hobbit army led by Lobelia S-B (after her great
escape from internment by Sharkey) descended
on the bad guys.

I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies
of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy
over Eriador.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy
over Eriador.Your wish is granted, but unfortunately Lobelia didn't know a thing about leading people, so she put Lotho in charge...

I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately everybody didn't like the ending.

Again, ran out of idea's. Sorry:(

I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.

Ok, From here on i wont bring him up for a while.. But he's so cool.:p

[Gollum the Great]

I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.


Your wish is my command. The Army of Morgul starts cheering and rooting Gothmog on. The Witch King gets jealous and swoops down on him. Gandalf, not seeing the Nazgul, decides to temporarily exit the City and dispose of the new commander. He charges out on Shadowfax, thunders towards the mighty orc, and collides with the Lord of the Nazgul.
Ka Blammo! With two intensely opposite supernatural forces so close, the upshot of the thing is that all their power is instantly released in two simultaneous incredibly huge explosions. The Ringwraith is sent into the Void, but his magic alone cannot over come Gandalf. Luckily, Sauron put a minor "anti-wizard" spell on the Nazgul, so some of Mithrandir's wizardry is reversed, and that in addition to the Witch King's magic destroys Gandalf.
This leaves Gothmog in charge with only Imrahil to lead the Gondorians. Of course, Gothmog (being way cooler) conquers Minas Tirith. This enables him to get his forces inside some walls and repulse the charge of the Rohirrim, and then crush Aragorn when he arrives. Frodo destroys the ring, Sauron is destoyed, but all his troops join Gothmog because so awesome. And all because of a few hundred thousand fans. Good job, Babidi!

I wish Gondor had more cavalry.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Gondor had more cavalry.

You're wish is granted, unfortunately they lost them all when Denethor sent his soldiers out to retake Osgiliath. (that does happen in book version, Right?)

I wish.. hmm.. I already wished for Gothmog to have more fans so maybe i'll try.. I wish everyone turned into Dragons!!:D

[Lindale]

I wish.. hmm.. I already wished for Gothmog to have more fans so maybe i'll try.. I wish everyone turned into Dragons!!:D

Yep, everyone is a dragon now, but the hierarchy of power is still pretty much the same. Sauron, Gandalf, etc are still the greatest, and the hobbits still the underdogs/simpletons. Nothing really changes, except they all breathe fire.

I wish Frodo drinks coke.

[Eönwë]

Your wish is granted. It makes him go hyperactive and he jumps into the Cracks of Doom and dies, while Gollum escapes with the ring.

I wish that Tom Bombadil had the ring.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that Tom Bombadil had the ring.

Your wish is Blanted. I mean Granted.
Tom watches 'The Ring' and thinks it's not a very good movie. He then eats some cabbage and advises Goldberry not to watch it. They rent 'Jabberwocky' on DVD and have a nice night in. And then The Dragon Came.

I wish Dwarves' beards were deadly weapons.

[Eönwë]

I wish Dwarves' beards were deadly weapons.
Your wish is granted. The Longbeards then kill all the other clans as soon as they are awakened, so Nogrod is never built and Turin never gets to fight with his Dragon-helm, which means that Glaurung is still alive and eats everyone after Sauron wins without Narsil killing him.
The Longbeards then start stabbing themselves to death and we're already at Dagor Dagorath.

I wish everyone in Middle-Earth only ate fish

[Babidi Buu]

I wish everyone in Middle-Earth only ate fish
wish granted, soon everyone ate all the fish and poor smeagull/gollum had no more rrrrraw and wwwwiggling fish.:(

I wish i could meet the Witch-King.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish i could meet the Witch-King.

Granted.

He eats your face.

I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.

Granted. Alas, all the hats would not match without getting gray robes and a long pointy beard..

I wish i met Gothmog.

Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..

[Valesse]

I wish i met Gothmog.

(Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..)

"Uh oh", the last things Gothmog utters after as the rest of his face melts onto your shoulder. You find yourself trapped amidst the fleshy globs of the well-fed orc's visage. Flailing as you no doubt are, he is constantly distracted. While this doesn't serve as too much of a hinderance at first it ultimately becomes his undoing when the two of you are crushed by giant stones flung from Minas Tirith into Pelennor fields. Sad day.

I wish belly button rings were all the rage in Edoras.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish belly button rings were all the rage in Edoras.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately it just so happens that one of the belly button rings was actually the One Ring. And so the Nazgul with their Orc Armies invade Edoras, destroying everything in their path, take the one ring and gives it to Sauron..


I wish Gothmog had the One Ring..

Everyone is probably sick and tired of me bringing him up, huh? I ran out of ideas and i wanted to liven up this game! :(

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Gothmog had the One Ring..

Granted.
Gothmog, Lord of Balrgos, has the One Ring. However, Sauron hasn't made it yet. This causes a temporal paradox, resulting in the total colapse of Middle Earth in seconds.

Well done. Two people with the same name. Oh what confusion.

I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.

[Babidi Buu]

I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.

Wish Granted, Unfortunately the only line the Balrog ever said was: "Your Fired!"

Bad joke.. And i KNEW i should have been more spacific! :p


I wish the Other Gothmog had the Ring.

Next Stop: Witch-King! (Sorry about wishing for the same wish Twice :()

[Eönwë]

Wish Granted.
Unfortunately people still don't know what he is and he gets so upset about this that he has a tantrum and by mistake throws the ring into Mount Doom.


I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.

Richard E Granted.

Tom's first album "Come Merry Dol" is a best seller all over Middle Earth. But after his second album "Christmas Merry Dol" bombs, Tom becomes a laughing stock and is forcibly evicted from Middle Earth by catapult. He therefore never rescues the Hobbits from Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights roam free, eating all the cakes in The Shire.

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo

[Eönwë]

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo

Thy wish is granted

However, Bilbo does not know how to play the game, and Gollum spends so long explaining it to Bilbo that Gandalf and the Dwarves manage to find and save Bilbo. Gollum gets killed by the dwarves (against Gandalf's better reasoning), and isn't there at the end to take the ring from Frodo and fall into the Cracks of Doom. Evil wins.


I wish Gollum could sing well

[Babidi Buu]

I wish Gollum could sing well

-Pulls a Magic Wand and waves it around- Bibidi, Babidi Buu! Your wish be granted!

Gollum eventually became the greatest singer in all of Middle-Earth, unfortunately he eventually lost his voice while singing everyone's favorite song: So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! it shattered many windows..

I wish this game to be revived- I mean..
I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!:p

[Farael]

I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!:p

As it was foretold by the Seer "Iseeyouwhenyousleep" (he was not very popular, especially among women) in an act of defiance against the Lords of the West, The WK, Gothmog and Mouth of Sauron completed an ancient ritual which allowed their fear to inhabit the bodies of great dragon-like creatures

Sadly Gollum slipped into the crack of doom just a fraction of a second after they had transformed

I wish the White Tree of Gondor, a seedling (through a long line) of Telperion the great had began producing light during Aragorn's reign

[Morsul the Dark]

Wish granted, however to light is too bright causing all oh minas tirith to develope insomnia...

I The Watcher in the Water had never grabbed Frodo.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I The Watcher in the Water had never grabbed Frodo.

Your wish is granted. But, unfortunately, the Fellowship did not go through Moria and went through Rohan. The Ring was caught by Saruman who became the new Dark Lord.

I wish that Turin had not died right after he killed Glaurung!

[Eönwë]

I wish that Turin had not died right after he killed Glaurung!
Your wish is granted, but Turin is still cursed and ends up killing Cirdan, who never gets to give his ring to Gandalf, and so Gandalf is weaker in the Third Age, and can't make fire to escape from the wolves in The Hobbit, and so Bilbo is eaten with the ring, which makes the wolf invisible and causes the destruction of the West, due to the ring not being destroyed.

I wish that the Blue Wizards had stayed in the West of Middle-Earth.

[Lindale]

Granted. But then they cause so much trouble (mainly because they themselves keep arguing and ending up with duels that destroy the house where they live). During the Council of Elrond, they get stuck in an argument and destroy the long table, much to Elrond's annoyance. "My children have never caused such trouble, not the twins, nor Arwen, nor my adopted Estel!" Nice work, you. :D

I wish Feanor made four Silmarils.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I wish Feanor made four Silmarils.
Granted.

But unfortunately, the Silmarils were fought over more. This meant that seven eights of the population of Beleriand were wiped out, including Galadriel and Celeborn. Which means, that the Fellowship were captured after they left Moria because there wasn't a Lothlorien to go into, Sauron gets the Ring, and the entire obliteration of Arda. Good going.

I wish that Frodo died in Shelob's Lair.

[Laurinquë]

I wish that Frodo died in Shelob's Lair.

Your wish is granted.

Frodo dies in Shelob's Lair, but not before imparting to Shelob his dying wish - for her to take up his mantel and bring the Ring to the Cracks of Doom. After hearing this unusually altruistic request, Shelob decides to give it a go and fulfils Frodo's quest. Unfortunately, the Eagles had a very hard time carrying her out of Mordor - they dropped her several times - and everybody threw rocks at her when she came to Gondor. Infuriated, our heroine scuttled back to her lair, from which she launched her reign of terror that destroyed most of the west of Middle Earth.

I wish that Treebeard had joined the fellowship in Rivendell.

[Lindale]

Granted.

But Treebeard moved so slow, the Fellowship barely made it pass Caradhras. They all froze there, including Legolas with his nimble feet. Good work, you. Because the Ring also got stuck in the snows of Caradhras, and during that Age of the world it was never found again. (The world by the way also got stuck in the Third Age, because the Elven-Rings stayed on. Until global warming happened so many eons later.) :Merisu:

I wish Gollum didn't eat raw food.

[Finrod Felagund]

Granted.

But Treebeard moved so slow, the Fellowship barely made it pass Caradhras. They all froze there, including Legolas with his nimble feet. Good work, you. Because the Ring also got stuck in the snows of Caradhras, and during that Age of the world it was never found again. (The world by the way also got stuck in the Third Age, because the Elven-Rings stayed on. Until global warming happened so many eons later.) :Merisu:

I wish Gollum didn't eat raw food.

Granted. Gollum discovered fire and began to evolve and started to eat Foie Gras.

I wish Wormtongue had a better pair of eyes so he can throw the Palantir of Orthanc better.

[morwen edhelwen]

Oh.. um... well... I wish I could see what would've happened if Firiel stepped out of the mud and sailed away to Aman!

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

You can revive whatever thread you choose to whenever you choose to if it is not closed for posting, morwen. Though with this thread you have to grant the wish to the poster above you before you can wish something. So you might consider doing that too. :)

[morwen edhelwen]

Granted. Gollum discovered fire and began to evolve and started to eat Foie Gras.

I wish Wormtongue had a better pair of eyes so he can throw the Palantir of Orthanc better.

OK he has good eyes... but he becomes obsessed with the Ring, becomes the new Dark Lord, and forcibly marries Eowyn. Now I wish Firiel had stepped out of the mud and sailed to Aman.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

OK he has good eyes... but he becomes obsessed with the Ring, becomes the new Dark Lord, and forcibly marries Eowyn. Now I wish Firiel had stepped out of the mud and sailed to Aman.

Granted. However, there was a misunderstanding and she sailed to a man. A man called Boris. And they drank ale together until they both got drunk and killed each other in a hilarious duel involving kites and a kitchen roll.

I wish the Barrow Wight had become good and joined the Hobbits on their quest!

[morwen edhelwen]

Sorry, but, Hookbill.. but, um.. I think you meant "she" didn't you? -Morwen.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sorry, but, Hookbill.. but, um.. I think you meant "she" didn't you? -Morwen.

Yeah, sorry. It's early in the morning. :(

[morwen edhelwen]

I guess you're American/Canadian? Anyway, your consequence is hilarious! ;)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I guess you're American/Canadian? Anyway, your consequence is hilarious! ;)

Nope, British. And yes, 8am IS early. :p
Let's get back on topic...

[morwen edhelwen]

Granted! The Barrow-wright becomes good, but eventually takes on Boromir's role at Amon Hen, trying to take the Ring from Frodo. It tags on to Mount Doom with Frodo and Sam, but gets into conflict with Gollum over the "preciousssss."

[Finrod Felagund]

No wish? :(

I wish Glorfindel joined the Fellowship.

[morwen edhelwen]

Finrod, I already made a wish on the post directly above Hookbill's.

[Galadriel55]

I wish Peter Jackson didn't kill Haldir and the Two Toweres movie.

Your wish is granted, but now the movie is 5 and a half hours long and no one at all wants to watch it.

I wish I was Galadriel

[HerenIstarion]

You're wish is granted

But now you're pestered by pesky hobbits asking to be shown elvish magic...

I wish I went with the Fellowship instead of Boromir

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Wish granted!

But alas! This story needs a flawed hero. . . and your life ends brutaly when an ax is embedded in your back, as you in the midst of night try to run away with Gimli's right slipper. No one knows exactly why you where fataly attracted to it, but it was clear that something wasn't right when you after a long day of walking offered to help Gimli with his footwear.

I wish I lived in Edoras.

[HerenIstarion]

I wish I lived in Edoras.

Surely, you are transferred to Edoras in an instant... but what with modern clothes, zip fasteners, mobile phone and other gadgets, Riders take you to be a spy or some new kind of ork or maybe an evil wizard, whatever, so your sojourn there is short....

I wish I had mithril chainmail

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish I had mithril chainmail

Granted.
However, it's far too small for you and no one believes you when you claim it's mithril. Eventually, your claims cause some concerned relative has you taken to a mental hospital and the mithril chainmail is melted down and fed to starving dogs who then die. The ghosts of the dogs then haunt you for the rest of your life, meaning you're never released from the mental hospital. Eventually, you carve a picture of dogs and dwarves with a knife in your stomach.

I wish Orcs had a more organised worker's Union.

[xMellrynxMaidenx]

I wish Orcs had a more organised worker's Union.


Granted.

However, given this was your wish, when it comes time for the Orcs to pay their union dues to Saruman and they haven't the currency to pay him, a whole angered and jobless army of Orcs come searching for you with any and all weapons they managed to sneak away with. The entire lot of them are seen charging towards your home, enraged, and sadly within a few moments leave no survivors behind.

I wish I lived in Rivendell.



(Am new to this, so if I've done something wrong, please let me know. )

[Galadriel55]

Have it your way! However, all the Elves eventually sail west to Valinor, and you are left all alone. You feel so lonely that you jump off a cliff.

I wish Treebeard didn't let Saruman get out of Ortchank (apologies if the spelling is incorrect.)

[Diamond18]

Saruman dies in Orthanc, but the scene is cut, and everyone agrees that it was two poor decisions in a row. Also, as a result with a causality line too long to trace, Treebeard bursts into flames which he is able to put out, but not before it spreads to Merry and Pippin, killing them.

I wish that Eowyn fell in love with (and subsequently married) Gollum. :Merisu:

[Galadriel55]

Granted! Eowyn marries Gollum, but seeing as she is noble and proud, she is disgusted by her husband, and murders his, and then commits suicide, because she can't stand the shame of admitting what she's done. The consequences are that the chief Nazgul destroys Minas Tirith and Frodo becomes the new Lord of the Rings, because Gollum isn't there to bite the ring off...

I wish Lobelia would give Frodo back the silver cutlery that she took from the bag under the hill during Bilbo's absence...That would make the ending even better.

[Galadriel55]

It's been a week and no one posted here. I guess the last one was too complicated. So if no one wants to answer, I gues you can post a different question

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Lobelia would give Frodo back the silver cutlery that she took from the bag under the hill during Bilbo's absence...That would make the ending even better.

Granted, but the cutlery has now given its allegiance over to Lobelia, so it won't work properly for Frodo. He gets so frustrated with his spoons refusal to hold his soup that he hurls the whole set out of the window. The knives and forks tumble down the hill and stab Sam in the eyes. Blinded, he falls onto the Gaffer, who throws up all over Ted Sandyman resulting in him being released from years a bile build up. This means he never goes along with Saruman's plans, which causes Saruman to escalate his oppression of the Hobbits, leaving the Shire a smoking crater after he blows it up with magic.
I hope you're happy. :p

I wish Bilbo could have thought of better riddles with Gollum.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I wish Bilbo could have thought of better riddles with Gollum.

Granted. Unfortunately, Bilbo's 'better' riddles were also more challenging, thus making Gollum take long and using more brain power than he would if he was answering simpler riddles. Because of this Gollum decides to eat Bilbo. Gollum threw the bones and clothes away, making it easier for the goblins to find Bilbo's remains. They find the Ring and give it to Sauron. And there went Middle-earth. Good job, Hook.

I wish that the Ents and the Entwives could have met up in the Shire.

[Galadriel55]

All right, they will. But they scare the living daylights out of all hobbits except for Sam, Pippin, and Merry, who are considered to be traitors, because of their friendship with Treebeard who comes by as well. The result is that the hobbits lock the three up in a cellar to starve to death and leave Shire forever. They, of course, will find shelter in the rebuilt kindom of Arnor, but they won't listen to Aragorn who tells them that Ents are OK and that hobbits can safely go back to Shire. Hobbits feel very uncofortable aongst men, so many leave to look for better places and get lost. Soon after the race of hobbits becomes extinct.
You had it your way.

I wish Grima hit Saruman with the Palanthir that he threw out of the window.

[morwen edhelwen]

All right, they will. But they scare the living daylights out of all hobbits except for Sam, Pippin, and Merry, who are considered to be traitors, because of their friendship with Treebeard who comes by as well. The result is that the hobbits lock the three up in a cellar to starve to death and leave Shire forever. They, of course, will find shelter in the rebuilt kindom of Arnor, but they won't listen to Aragorn who tells them that Ents are OK and that hobbits can safely go back to Shire. Hobbits feel very uncofortable aongst men, so many leave to look for better places and get lost. Soon after the race of hobbits becomes extinct.
You had it your way.

I wish Grima hit Saruman with the Palanthir that he threw out of the window.

He does, but Saruman tortures him for eternity as punishment and turns Rohan into what the Shire was like in the Scouring of the Shire.

I wish that the four hobbits were raised by Gandalf.

[Unforgiven]

I wish that the four hobbits were raised by Gandalf.

He did, and now he wants to make the world a hobbits only place... preparing for the inevitable war with mankind.


I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I wish Tolkien would have written the Star Wars movies.

Granted, but they turn out to be 14 hours long each and largely focussed on the linguistic differences of each planet.

I wish Thranduil had invited the dwarves to his party.

[Galadriel55]

I wish Thranduil had invited the dwarves to his party.

Have it your way! The hungry Dwarves quickly devour all the food, so the Elves have to go home hungry and miserable. And this sparks afresh the hostilities between Elves and Dwarves.


I wish hobbits were taller.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

I wish hobbits were taller.

As you wish! The hobbits were all the height of Men, and differentiated only by their unusual feet. Sadly, this made Bilbo impossible to carry from the caves of the goblins, and so, he was eaten without ever finding the ring, which was eventually found by the Nazgul, who helped Sauron destroy Middle Earth. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I wish Frodo had not been stabbed upon Weathertop when the campsite was attacked.

[Unforgiven]

I wish Frodo had not been stabbed upon Weathertop when the campsite was attacked.


He hadn’t. Instead the Nazgul stabbed Sam, he deflated like a balloon and was mistaken for Gollum. Gandalf drove him away and Frodo had to run around Mordor all-alone at the mercy of the real Gollum.

I wish Eowyn had an evil twin sister.

[Galadriel55]

I wish Eowyn had an evil twin sister.

Granted! The evil twin sister discovers Eowyn's secret before she leaves and holds her back in Rohan by force, so there is no one to kill the Witch-King and Sauron defeats Gondor in battle.

I wish Maedhros did not commit suicide

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

I wish Maedhros did not commit suicide

Granted! He was brutally murdered instead, and suffered much pain for a very long time. The killer was never identified or found.

I wish Aragorn was more attractive, despite his time in the wild.