The Hobbit Survivor

[Elu Ancalime]

Well, Lalaith, if I cant have a dwarf evicted, the DAIN ideal is to keep Miss Took, so
--Gloin
++TOM
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[Kuruharan]

His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Hongwu of the Great Ming Empire, Son of Heaven, Lord of Ten Thousand Years

To: The Pretentious Peasant styling himself Formendacil

His Majesty the Emperor has commanded me, His Imperial Majesty’s humble avatar bearer and lowly governor of this flyspeck of an island, to communicate to you a few pertinent points.

A) Your manner is unfit for communicating with His Imperial Majesty, it in fact being something of a capital offense.

I have taken the a name based on my conquests.

-and-

including any and all territories held by the Ming Dynasty. If you retain any titles at all, it is at my sufferage.

B) His Imperial Majesty somehow failed to notice your alleged troops knocking about His Imperial Majesty’s dominions any time in the past few centuries. Seeing as how His Imperial Majesty would miss nothing of the sort, His Imperial Majesty thinks that this is nothing more than a whole lot of arrogant bluster. (And it is “sufferance”, not “suffrage.” Unless you are pretending to bestow the right to vote. ;) )

In the great tradition of my ancestors, the Kings of Gondor

C) His Imperial Majesty’s real empire was larger than the fictitious one that could ever be imputed to this barbarian land known as “Gondor.”

descended from Luthien- a claim no Dwarf or Easterling- however noble- can make

D) His Imperial Majesty is not particularly bothered that His Imperial Majesty literally rose from peasant straight to emperor. It means that His Imperial Majesty gained all from his accomplishments and did not gain it from a bunch of stuck-up useless slackers who had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

E) His Imperial Majesty seriously doubts that you even possess a proper style and title or could present it fittingly.

F) His Imperial Majesty is pleased to point out that His Imperial Majesty’s portrait makes a really spiffy avatar. His Imperial Majesty doubts that you even possess a portrait in your supposed regal regalia. And even if you did it wouldn’t make a really spiffy avatar.

G) His Imperial Majesty created some pretty potent alliteration based on the letter “p” earlier in this message.

In my eyes, he will (if he goes) leave with his (gnarled and warty) head held high.

At least until it is cut off in the fifth of the Five Punishments.

[Lalaith]

*bows first to scary Kuru*
*then bows to Elu*
We thank you, your vote here will not be forgotten by the people of the Shire nor by those who value them. But you need to ---Gloin incase the mods are feeling picky....

[arcticstorm]

let's even up the votes now,
++ Took, Belladonna

[Formendacil]

To: The Pretentious Peasant styling himself Formendacil

His Royal Majesty, King of Gondor and Arnor, Heir of Elendil, Overlord of the Northern Hemisphere, the High King Formendacil Telcontar deigns to reply to his conquered vassal.

His Majesty the Emperor has commanded me, His Imperial Majesty’s humble avatar bearer and lowly governor of this flyspeck of an island, to communicate to you a few pertinent points.

To which HRM Formendacil Telcontar will reply, as follows:

A) Your manner is unfit for communicating with His Imperial Majesty, it in fact being something of a capital offense.

His Royal Majesty is in agreement here, and notes that the conquered vassal should, in the future, be replied to in monosyllabic sentences, so that he will be able to comprehend what His Royal Majesty is saying.

To put it bluntly:

"I'll try to use smaller words from now on."

B) His Imperial Majesty somehow failed to notice your alleged troops knocking about His Imperial Majesty’s dominions any time in the past few centuries. Seeing as how His Imperial Majesty would miss nothing of the sort, His Imperial Majesty thinks that this is nothing more than a whole lot of arrogant bluster. (And it is “sufferance”, not “suffrage.” Unless you are pretending to bestow the right to vote. ;) )

His Royal Majesty is amused to note that the alleged Empire of the self-styled "Imperial Majesty" has, in fact, been gone for more than couple centuries, and is known in it's current form as "the People's Republic of China".

And, regarding suffrage/sufferance: perhaps His Royal Majesty mean that he willing suffers by allowing certain vassals to survive and insult him, such is his generousness to his conquered subjects.

C) His Imperial Majesty’s real empire was larger than the fictitious one that could ever be imputed to this barbarian land known as “Gondor.”

His Royal Majesty notes that by the conquest of the Ming Empire, Gondor added its possessions to its own, and thus is clearly larger than the former nation known as the Ming Empire.

D) His Imperial Majesty is not particularly bothered that His Imperial Majesty literally rose from peasant straight to emperor. It means that His Imperial Majesty gained all from his accomplishments and did not gain it from a bunch of stuck-up useless slackers who had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

His Royal Majesty notes that this is the sort of reply that an untitled pretender would make, and asks that he refer to the platter in question as mithril in the future.

E) His Imperial Majesty seriously doubts that you even possess a proper style and title or could present it fittingly.

Considering that "His Imperial Majesty" is an untitled peasant, he really shouldn't be talking about being able to present a proper title.

F) His Imperial Majesty is pleased to point out that His Imperial Majesty’s portrait makes a really spiffy avatar. His Imperial Majesty doubts that you even possess a portrait in your supposed regal regalia. And even if you did it wouldn’t make a really spiffy avatar.

His Royal Majesty would reminded the self-styled emperor that the regalia of the King of Gondor is, in fact, one of the icons of this website, a claim which the "Ming Emperor" cannot dispute.

G) His Imperial Majesty created some pretty potent alliteration based on the letter “p” earlier in this message.

His Royal Majesty notes that alliteration is hardly a defense of the self-styled emperor's pretensions to power.

[mormegil]

Oh dear. Votes as they stand:
Tom 6, Belladonna 6, Gloin 1, William 1.

Dear Glirdan, dear Elu, can we sway you to our cause for today?
I never expect much from the likes Master Morm or That Rune. But you, Celuien, noble froglady? Well, I'm more sad than shocked.

Glad as always to live up to expectations and you are living up to yours ;)

Now then why should we not wish to evict the annoyance named Belladona? Gender has no sway in my voting. Should men hang on to every man because he's a man? Why must we distinguish and segregate based on gender? This creates inequality in itself. Should Belladona win because she is the only female...give it to her by default.

[Lalaith]

Not at all, mormy. I'm supporting Belladonna because is a seriously cool Hobbity person, irrespective of gender. And she's one of only two hobbits left in a show called Hobbit survivor.
But I suspect you and Rune are just voting Bella off because she's a girl. (You were both anti-Eowyn, too. I haven't forgotten.)

[Glirdan]

Well Lalaith, you have swayed me with this simple line:

And she's one of only two hobbits left in a show called Hobbit survivor.

So

--William
++Tom

Thank you for showing me the light. But I will only vote if it is to keep her through to the final. In the final, my vote WILL be random.

[Kuruharan]

His Imperial Majesty the Emperor Hongwu of the Great Ming Empire, Son of Heaven, Lord of Ten Thousand Years

To: The Persistently Pretentious Peasant styling himself Formendacil

His Imperial Majesty is pleased to command me, His Imperial Majesty’s humble avatar bearer and lowly magistrate of this flyspeck of an island, to again take up the pen in the cause of furthering Enlightenment throughout All-under-Heaven.

Attend to the Rescript which follows.

His Royal Majesty, King of Gondor and Arnor, Heir of Elendil, Overlord of the Northern Hemisphere, the High King Formendacil Telcontar deigns to reply to his conquered vassal.

Your manner worsens in your latest missive. It is a crime to even compare yourself to His Imperial Majesty in any manner. This is utterly unacceptable. Worse, even in your fevered imaginings you can only style yourself “royal.” Even a legitimate possessor of the style of “royal” cannot articulate thusly to one whose style is “Imperial.” Your ignorance of the hierarchies does not speak well of your claims.

"I'll try to use smaller words from now on."

His Imperial Majesty realizes with the greatest sympathy that correspondence with the Dragon Throne will tax the linguistic resources of even the greatest in the world. How much more so of a ragged unknown pretender from the supposed north of a house perpetually bereft of lordship and dignity? However, the application of grandiloquence to His Imperial Majesty’s correspondence is pleasing to His Imperial Majesty’s perception of decorum. This being the case, His Imperial Majesty is pleased to state it is His Imperial Majesty’s Will and Pleasure to persist in employing such magniloquence in all subsequent epistles.

His Royal Majesty is amused to note that the alleged Empire of the self-styled "Imperial Majesty" has, in fact, been gone for more than couple centuries, and is known in it's current form as "the People's Republic of China".

His Imperial Majesty finds this an interesting remark from an alleged ruler of a kingdom that His Imperial Majesty can find no reference to in any reputable chronicle nor any evidence that it currently exists or ever has existed.

And, regarding suffrage/sufferance: perhaps His Royal Majesty mean that he willing suffers by allowing certain vassals to survive and insult him, such is his generousness to his conquered subjects.

His Imperial Majesty understood you better than you did. His Imperial Majesty knew what you meant. However, His Imperial Majesty also understood that you failed to employ a tome known as a Dictionary before dispatching your former message.

His Royal Majesty notes that by the conquest of the Ming Empire, Gondor added its possessions to its own, and thus is clearly larger than the former nation known as the Ming Empire.

His Imperial Majesty finds it passing curious that His Imperial Majesty can still find no evidence of this supposed event ever having occurred.

His Royal Majesty notes that this is the sort of reply that an untitled pretender would make, and asks that he refer to the platter in question as mithril in the future.

-and-

Considering that "His Imperial Majesty" is an untitled peasant, he really shouldn't be talking about being able to present a proper title.

His Imperial Majesty possesses the Mandate of Heaven. This is literally worth the world more than birth or any other qualification you could name.

His Royal Majesty would reminded the self-styled emperor that the regalia of the King of Gondor is, in fact, one of the icons of this website, a claim which the "Ming Emperor" cannot dispute.

His Imperial Majesty's original enquiry was to the location and detail of your (non-existent) coronation portrait. It is no great marvel to point to a (mythical) albino tree and say, “Thus am I a king!” It is a marvel to point to the largest and most cultured empire of one’s day that is under the benevolent guidance of His Imperial Majesty and say, “Thus are we an Emperor!”

His Imperial Majesty again points out that His Imperial Portrait makes a spiffy avatar.

His Royal Majesty notes that alliteration is hardly a defense of the self-styled emperor's pretensions to power.

His Imperial Majesty observes that it makes His Imperial Majesty’s messages a sublime delight to the intellect to read.

[Elu Ancalime]

To: The Persistently Pretentious Peasant styling himself Formendacil
And some Imperial Emperor of the Ming Dynasty known as Kuruharan

What would happen if a group of other broke off seceded from the Northern Hemisphere and refused to recognize the Ming Dynasty? :p

For example, what if a conglomeration of peoples unhappy with the way the Northern Hemisphere is being ruled, formed their own communist country under the despot of an Elf? And what if then they laughed at the trifle between the Emperor and the High King, resulting in the satire of a Soap Opera in this new country called, hmmmmm.......Hyarmendor under the rule of Thranduil!?!?!??!? And made Belladonna Took the First Hobbit Lady!?!?!?!?


BUM BUM BAHHHHHHHH
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[mormegil]

Not at all, mormy. I'm supporting Belladonna because is a seriously cool Hobbity person, irrespective of gender. And she's one of only two hobbits left in a show called Hobbit survivor.
But I suspect you and Rune are just voting Bella off because she's a girl. (You were both anti-Eowyn, too. I haven't forgotten.)

Need I remind you that this is based on the book not hobbits. Sauron was booted in "Lord of the Rings" survivor. He is the Lord of the Rings and yet didn't win his own survivor game.

I have no problem with females, in fact there are 3 of them in my house and I'm the only male. Now I don't see what's so great about Belladona. Really her main problem is her association with Bilbo.

[Glirdan]

That night at tribal council, the debating was mostly for getting rid of Tom or Belladonna(again). Yet the arguments against Tom won the uperhand. "He's still eating contestants!!" cried Roac. The voting at tribal council:

Tom - 8
Belladonna - 7

Angrily, Tom arose and walked all the way up to the top of the volcano (which was completely forgotten about until then) and jumped in, ending his misery. However, William's grief was even furthered with the second loss of his kin.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom

The remaining contestants:

The Tribe of Elevensies
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Elrond
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 32 starts. Now to go write the final death in WWJ!!! :D

[mormegil]

++Belladona Took

Lest we forget and she wins.

[Formendacil]

It's a new day... enough trading self-styled insults with a pretentious Dwarf...

Although, for the record, I am aware that Imperial is considered to be a higher term than Royal, but I deliberately chose to use Royal because:

A. I like it better.

B. It's more correctly Gondorian.

C. Imperial is a term that references Empire- and thus relates to people who rule Empires. It has nothing to do with the nobility of birth, whereas Royal is derived from the French "Roi"- or King, and is thus directly connected to the nobility of one's station.

(And, for those who have nothing better to do than listen to me chatter, there is a bit of a family legend on my Mom's Mom's Dad's side of the family that we are descended from a Prince Michael. Thus, I have some very slight, nefariously pretentious claim to real royalty. Those with proper pedigrees need not apply. :p )

Once more into the breach, eh my dear Morm?

++ Belladonna "The Evil" Took

[Anguirel]

Leaving aside the megalomania...

...all the Belladonna fuss has made people forget about a far less stylish and more tedious Hobbit, one who invented one of the most irritating games in existence...

++THE BULLROARER

[Formendacil]

Leaving aside the megalomania...

...all the Belladonna fuss has made people forget about a far less stylish and more tedious Hobbit, one who invented one of the most irritating games in existence...

++THE BULLROARER

Tell you what, Ang...

I'll help you kill off the Bullroarer- or any candidate of your choice- if we can have your assistance in massacring Belladonna.

Take it or leave it, but that's not an offer you'll be getting from me very often!

[Anguirel]

A Talking Sword of the Elder Days does not deal with mere kings.

Now Queens...that's another story...

[Lalaith]

Ok, Ang, I'm in. 'Tis a silly game.*
++BULLROARER

*Golf, that is, not Hobbit Survivor, of course...

[WaynetheGoblin]

++belladona took

[The Saucepan Man]

With Bombur still on the Island, rations are running at a dangerously low level. A tasty dish of roast raven would go down well.

++ROAC

Besides, he contributes little to the camp or to the show. He seems far more interested in cawing repetetively and in purloining and coveting small, shiny things than in doing anything constructive.

[Kuruharan]

++ ROAC

As a scientific experiment to see what it is like to be on the same side as The Saucepan Man.

However, I will probably be open to suggestions if Belladonna Borgia is gravely threatened.

I am a little puzzled by the sudden push against Cesare Bullroarer when the arch-thief Smaug himself remains utterly undisturbed. (He may be the secret dark-dragon candidate of somebody or something like that.)

[mormegil]

Not at all, mormy. I'm supporting Belladonna because is a seriously cool Hobbity person, irrespective of gender. And she's one of only two hobbits left in a show called Hobbit survivor.
But I suspect you and Rune are just voting Bella off because she's a girl. (You were both anti-Eowyn, too. I haven't forgotten.)

And now you are voting off, or attempting to, the other only hobbit left on this 'Hobbit Survivor'. This doesn't make sense.

[Lalaith]

I will probably be open to suggestions if Belladonna Borgia is gravely threatened


I also, your sublime magnificence.

I would incidentally like to avail myself of the opportunity absolve the lovely Lucrezia Borgia of the terrible and very unfair slurs that popular historical propaganda has tainted her with. You know how poor old Canute has been so wrongly painted as the proverbial foolish king who thought he ruled over the sea, when in fact he was a wise man trying to show his obsequious subjects that his powers were limited? Well, his historical libelling is but a picnic in the park compared to that endured by Lucrezia, the so-called "femme fatale poisoner".
The real Lucrezia was an exceptionally beautiful and sweet-natured woman, who was in her youth used as a pawn in the political games of her insanely murderous birth-family. However, she never willingly participated in any of their wicked activities, and by the time of her third marriage, she was of an age and maturity to get away from their black influence, and show her true colours.
As Duchess of Ferrara, she was greatly loved by her subjects, ruling wisely and well, and assembled an elegant and cultured court around her. She was known, in fact, as "the Good Duchess." An astonishing achievement for a girl brought up in the most appallingly depraved surroundings.

A parallel with the Tooks and Bagginses could be drawn here. Or it could not. You decide.

[Anguirel]

Tut tut, Lalaith! You've been reading too much Sarah Bradford, I deem...now, I like to keep Lucrezia as the Machiavellian survivor, femme fatale and patroness of the arts...

And then there was the "Roman Infant" business...all very murky, but it seems most likely she had Cesare's son. Particularly as he murdered her beloved second husband in a fit of jealous rage.

Why do Survivor debates lead inexorably to me discussing incest?

[The Saucepan Man]

As a scientific experiment to see what it is like to be on the same side as The Saucepan Man.You know it makes sense. :D

However, I will probably be open to suggestions if Belladonna Borgia is gravely threatened.In that case, I hereby declare Roac the Save Belladonna Took vote.

[Lalaith]

Who's Sarah Bradford? I read some book about the Borgias years ago but I'm sure I've never heard of her...you may keep any picture of Lucrezia in your mind that pleases you but one thing is certain, she was certainly a true survivor. Cesare was of course barking mad (his death was hilarious, leading a one-man charge on a fortified city) and what he subjected her to in her youth is anybody's guess.

Morm, as to your point, a. I'm voting tactically and b. I don't like golf. And as I've already said, I'm keeping options wide open today....

[Anguirel]

Sorry, shot in the dark. She published a biography of a "good duchess"-style Lucrezia a couple of years ago.

Actually, I'm a fan of Cesare, though his murder of Alfonso D'Aragona takes some forgiving. However flawed he was, he was a kind of genius, as Niccolo recognised. I love the image of him pursuing deer with packs of trained leopards, a veil over his face to hide the growing signs of syphilis. So enigmatic, almost beautiful. A sort of Maeglin figure on a Tolkien level I suppose...

[Lalaith]

It's fantasies like this that led us to the WWXIII debacle, my dear...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Hmm. What wine goes with roast raven?
Well, perhaps one should consult
http://www.ravensdale-wines.co.uk/

+ + Roac

[Lalaith]

Ok, so that is the way the wind is blowing, and the crow is cawing.

--Bullroarer
++ROAC

Ang, we can sort out the old golfing bore another time.

[Anguirel]

I don't object to Roac going, but I'm not changing my vote. Bullroarer must remain an option...

[Thinlómien]

Roast an innocent raven? No way!
++Belladonna Took There's much more in her to eat.

[Lalaith]

Thinlomien, really. If it's body mass you dislike, why not go for Bullroarer?
(or William, or Bombur, for that matter)
Besides which, we are playing Survivor, not Cannibal Holocaust. This is a decent programme intended for family viewing. Evicted contestants are given a dignified exit back to civilisation, not a one-way ticket to the spit...or are you trying to warn us of something we don't know? :eek:

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

I hereby declare Roac the Save Belladonna Took vote.

++ROAC

[Thinlómien]

Thinlomien, really. If it's body mass you dislike, why not go for Bullroarer?
(or William, or Bombur, for that matter)
Besides which, we are playing Survivor, not Cannibal Holocaust. This is a decent programme intended for family viewing. Evicted contestants are given a dignified exit back to civilisation, not a one-way ticket to the spit...or are you trying to warn us of something we don't know? :eek:
And what about your sig, Lalaith? Who is the cannibal here? :)
Besides, I got the picture that Belladonna is the only one who can gather as many votes as Roac has.

[Lalaith]

*acts innocent*
why, that's a quote from Tolkien's favourite fairy tale...

[Thinlómien]

Isn't cannibalism about eating humans? Or is it about eating your own race? Either way, if I ate Belladonna, I wouldn't be a cannibal. (Well, I'm lucky I'm not there on the island...)

[Thinlómien]

(sorry for the shameless double-posting)

My feminist instinct ;) took over
--Belladonna
++Bullroarer

[Lalaith]

What is it with this game? Incest, cannibalism....someone slap an 18 rating on this thread, quick.... :eek:

edit: good girl, Thinlomien!

[mormegil]

See it makes no sense! You are only trying to save her because she is female. What did she do that is worthy of winning this. How does she provide humor or character to the pool of survivors left?

[Thinlómien]

She's as useful as Bullroarer and they're both having approximately the same amount of votes and I see no difference which one will I vote, and I vote the male off because the island needs women to be around. Men get crazy if there's no women trying to stop them. (Or, they get crazy when they see a woman, but that damage is already done...)

[Formendacil]

Morm.... we seem to fighting a losing battle...

Since we can't seem to be RID of Belladonna, any ideas on who we should advocate to WIN the game?

With my membership in the Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Society, I'm naturally thinking that the Chief Warg should get the title, but I'm open to alternative suggestions...

[Anguirel]

I'm suppressing all knowledge of my preferred winner till the day comes...and then...ha ha ha...

[Celuien]

But you, Celuien, noble froglady? Well, I'm more sad than shocked.

Far be it from me to bring sadness to you. :( However, I will unfortunately have to stand by my vote.

++BELLADONNA TOOK

I am not revealing my preferred candidate for the win.

[mormegil]

Could I convince anyone that my prefered is Belladona and that I'm attempting a major double bluff here?

[Formendacil]

Could I convince anyone that my prefered is Belladona and that I'm attempting a major double bluff here?

If you are, it's worked so far, you fiendish monkey, you!

[Kuruharan]

...so I'll just say...

What did she do that is worthy of winning this. How does she provide humor or character to the pool of survivors left?

I may still have some “evidence” left over from the failed trial against her if you would care to examine it. Go re-read the thread if you want to know what I am talking about.

I'm suppressing all knowledge of my preferred winner till the day comes...and then...ha ha ha...

I’m personally guessing Smaug. Just a guess though.

[Glirdan]

Day 32 passed and once again, Belladonna was under a lot of pressure. However, most people were getting hungry and decided that it would be best to vote out Roac in order to eat him, just as they did with his father. The tallied votes at tribal council were like so:

Belladonna - 4
Bullroarer - 2
Roac - 5

So, they tied him up and cooked him over the fire. He turned out to be much more delcious than his father.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom
Roac

The remaining contestants:

The Tribe of Elevensies
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Elrond
Eagle Lord
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 33 starts. Get voting people. There's only ten contestants left.

[The Saucepan Man]

Hmm, it's time to start ( :rolleyes: ) voting tactically.

++ CHIEF WARG

My guess is that he has a fair bit of support. So, if you would prefer an alternative candidate to win, it would make sense to eliminate him at this stage.

Plus he keeps threatening to eat the other contestants.

[arcticstorm]

First of All, the Chief Warg is just trying to keep order in the camp by threatening to eat those who arecausing disorder, he never would go through with his threats unless someone were to continue trying to disturb the order. He knows, as does everyone, deep down, that order is better than chaos, even in ratings in Middle Earth. He is the greatest person on the island and the most deserving of the prize of ultimate survivor. But as for an alternate candidate, let us consider our options, obviously if we vote for Belladonna again, the leader of the warg will suffer for it, so let's vote out another threat to victory,
++Gwaihir, the lord of eagles

[mormegil]

++Belladona Took

I may be able to pull off this bluff though it's coming close each day.

[The Saucepan Man]

He is the greatest person on the island and the most deserving of the prize of ultimate survivor.I strongly suspect that you are not alone in this belief. Hence my vote for him. If nothing else, it may help to flush out those who support him.

I may be able to pull off this bluff though it's coming close each day. Morm - the double bluff ain't gonna fool anyone ... :p ;)

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

++Belladona Took

[Eonwe]

++Belladonna Took

[Celuien]

++BELLADONNA TOOK

This is getting dull. :rolleyes:

[The Saucepan Man]

This is getting dull.Then why not try a different approach? Contrary to Kuru's analysis (or perhaps because of his hidden agenda :D ), Belladonna will not reach the final. You can be sure of that. There are enough people gunning for her and enough supporting alternative candidates to ensure her exit before we are down to the final three.

So why not try flushing out who is supporting who? It would be nice to have a day where the voting is spread and there are more than just two candidates for the chop.

Incidentally, aren't unreasoned votes subject to being discounted?

[mormegil]

Incidentally, aren't unreasoned votes subject to being discounted?

Yes but they have been reasoned previously and I feel that that is sufficient.

SpM help us get this victory so we can move on. Oh wait, I forget the soft spot you have for any and all Tooks; seeing past their ineptitudes and annoyances and thinking them lovable.

[WaynetheGoblin]

++belladona took

[Lalaith]

In the words of C3PO (in his Simpsons incarnation)

"You're so boring!"

[The Saucepan Man]

SpM help us get this victory so we can move on.I am not holding out much hope for Belladonna, but I will not actively vote against her unless I have to. In the meantime, I am happy for you folks to continue your vendetta against her on the basis that it diverts attention away from other, more valued (by me), contestants.

Oh wait, I forget the soft spot you have for any and all Tooks; seeing past their ineptitudes and annoyances and thinking them lovable.I really don't see how anyone who knows their Tolkien can deny that the Tooks are anything but an exceptional and outstanding strain of Hobbitkind. Their adventurous and curious nature makes them by far the most interesting of all the great Hobbit families. It was down to Belladonna that Bilbo harboured his latent adventurous side. But for her, the Quest of Erebor would have been a disaster. But, seeing as you so actively dislike the incredible little fellow central to the tale that gave rise to this show, I wouldn't expect you to understand that ... :p ;)

[Holbytlass]

See it makes no sense! You are only trying to save her because she is female. What did she do that is worthy of winning this.
While I don't expect or even necessarily want her to win, I think she's worth saving for awhile in the same sense I voted for dwarves-to thin out. There are plenty of males in various races/species for ones own choosing. I shall keep thinning out males until the ratio is a bit better, afterall, 1:4(or5) is better than 1:46.

++Gwahir

[Kuruharan]

Results of yesterday’s experiment…well, I feel pretty normal.

However, I wouldn't want to start repeating myself.

++ GWAIHIR

This is getting dull.

That is because you are reflexively and unthinkingly voting for the same character over and over and over again. Of course that is going to be dull! You want the game to be interesting? Inject some variety into your play. Otherwise, don’t come crying to the rest of us. :p

[Celuien]

Then why not try a different approach? Contrary to Kuru's analysis (or perhaps because of his hidden agenda :D ), Belladonna will not reach the final. You can be sure of that. There are enough people gunning for her and enough supporting alternative candidates to ensure her exit before we are down to the final three.

So why not try flushing out who is supporting who? It would be nice to have a day where the voting is spread and there are more than just two candidates for the chop.

Incidentally, aren't unreasoned votes subject to being discounted?

Oh, alright then. I'll drop Belladonna for now as it seems that she's in the lead anyway.

--BELLADONNA
++ WILLIAM

Two can play the double bluff game. Or triple. Or quadruple. But honestly, William isn't any fun since Bert and Tom left. He's sitting alone on a rock crying. If he keeps it up, he's going to wear channels in his face.

[Anguirel]

What do we do when it gets dull?

That's right! We go on a Dwarf-hunt!

All those who would unite against the eviction of the last birdlife specimen on the island-come hither!

++BOMBUR

(I must confess I got the wrong Dwarf at first. Quite revealing in itself.)

[Kuruharan]

On the other hand, this sudden vote for William is pretty interesting.

Anybody else want to try and get rid of the other troll to see how Saucepan Man reacts?

[Tuor in Gondolin]

+ + Gwaihir

Bombur didn't get nearly enough to
munch from Roac, and figures a
bigger bird is a bigger meal.

[Lalaith]

Belladonna voted off now is a tactical error, people. While she's still around, and under threat, it's possible to set off all sorts of stalking horses and get them voted off by those seeking to protect her.

Current state of play:
Gwahir 4
Bella 4
William 1
Warg 1
Bombur 1

Now, I'd rather not vote for Gwahir unless I have to. I find Bombur rather tiresome but I did say to Kuru I wouldn't vote against dwarves and I shall honour that promise while I still can. And it's my opinion that there are too many baddies heading for the final. I think we should whittle them down to one or two, so I'd be happy to go for either William or Warg, although they're looking like wasted votes at the moment.
Personally, I think Smaug has a lot of secret fans and will win this. Anyone who supports another candidate should think quite carefully now.

[Kuruharan]

Lalaith

Well, I'd much rather vote against a baddie myself. However, the Eagle Lord does have to go at some point. Today seems to be the day he's getting the votes.

Tell you what, tomorrow I'll do my best to vote off a villainous villain of your choice.

I completely agree with you about Smaug, by the way.

[Eonwe]

That is because you are reflexively and unthinkingly voting for the same character over and over and over again.

What do we do when it gets dull?

That's right! We go on a Dwarf-hunt!

Well if that isn't a knee-jerk reaction, I don't know what is! :p ;)

[Elu Ancalime]

Ang, if you switch to Eagle Lord, Belladonna will be saved. I will vote for Bombur next.

++Ealge Lord/Gwaihir
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[Formendacil]

Some people think it's boring?

Well, the fact that half the voting population has been stuck in a Belladonna Goes trend might have something to do with that...

Tell you what: let us kill off Belladonna, and things will get more interesting as the Anti-Belladonna Alliance collapses. Who knows, I "might" even vote on the same side as Kuruharan, SPM, or Anguirel...

Oh, and Celuien, I think we're going to need your Belladonna vote again...

++ Belladonna Took

[Lalaith]

Not so fast, Master Formendacil:


++GWAHIR.

[Anguirel]

Time to make some sacrifices in the name of the birds of the air.

You forced me to this, Lalaith!

--BOMBUR, ++BELLADONNA TOOK

As for my reasoning:

http://www.ejphoto.com/images_UT/UT_GoldenEagle01.jpg

[The Saucepan Man]

Personally, I think Smaug has a lot of secret fans and will win this. Anyone who supports another candidate should think quite carefully now.I was thinking along the same lines. But the complete lack of uptake on my suggestion of the Chief Warg as today's candidate has got me reconsidering. It seems that he may have more support than even I suspected ...

Belladonna voted off now is a tactical error, people. While she's still around, and under threat, it's possible to set off all sorts of stalking horses and get them voted off by those seeking to protect her. With this, I entirely agree.

-- CHIEF WARG
++ GWAIHIR

The resulting feast should keep them going for a while, even with Bombur still around. One Eagle Lord Buffalo Wing alone should last a week or so ... :D

Edit: Nice menu - er - picture, Ang. :p

[Anguirel]

The MEAD (Middle-Earth Air Division) needs you, Downers! If you ever watched an eagle soar or even a sparrow speed, for their sakes vote for the manipulative egg-thief Belladonna Took.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

++GWAIHIR

As for my reasoning:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e349/dsou/kana.jpg


Seriously, I wouldn't want to vote for Gwaihir, but if it's the only way to save Ms. Took, that's what I'll do.

[Anguirel]

Right. This is it. Lucrezia dear, the Sword from a Star does not like you.

There's going to be trouble...

[mormegil]

In the words of C3PO (in his Simpsons incarnation)

"You're so boring!"

Not at all. Things seem to have livened up a bit. It's rather comical to see all your feathers get ruffled.

I'm not a huge fan of Gwaihir but I would rather him stay than some others. So I will see what I can do to help you Ang (now that's weird to be on your side for change)

[Lalaith]

Don't talk about ruffled feathers, Morm. It's a sore point right now and you'll make Ang even crosser than he already is.
Look, Ang, most of us didn't want the noble Windlord off so soon. Don't blame us, blame the hobbit/women haters who painted us into a corner.

[Formendacil]

I'm not a huge fan of Gwaihir but I would rather him stay than some others. So I will see what I can do to help you Ang (now that's weird to be on your side for change)

Indeed.... one might almost call the Anti-Belladonna League an Unholy Alliance.

Personally, I would call Gwaihir one of my preferable candidates left, as of now, since he is neither a person favourite (such as Elrond) who would normally attract my rather ironic attention during a game, nor is he a loathsome beast... like William or the Warg.

However, if he dies, he dies.... Unlike "certain" people (I won't name names... except for Lalaith's :p ), I'm more than willing to see my favourites go by the wayside and rot.

[Lalaith]

Formendacil he post with stick-out-tongue, and speak with forked tongue.

[Formendacil]

Sssorry, but there'sss no sssnakesss to vote off. Sssss....

[Kuruharan]

But the complete lack of uptake on my suggestion of the Chief Warg as today's candidate has got me reconsidering.

Well, if it would be agreeable to all concerned, perhaps the Chief Warg could be the one that we attempt to off tomorrow. However, I’ll wait for Lalaith’s decision on that.

At the moment (I think)

Gwaihir-8
Belladonna-6
William-1

[Celuien]

Hmm. No one is taking up the William challenge, Belladonna is behind two votes, and Gwaihir is in danger. So back to my original vote:

--WILLIAM
++BELLADONNA

[Meneltarmacil]

++Belladonna

Come on, we need to save the Eagle! And plus, Belladonna's supposed to be dead anyway.

[Glirdan]

I'm going to extend today to 10:30 so we can stay on track until the final.

[Boromir88]

Wow interesting day. It seems like we have two candidates, one of which will have to leave of coures...hmmm, who to chose.

++Gwaihir

Because...

1) Friend of Gandalf. Even if Gandalf is off the island we can't have any of his friends hanging around either. Gandalf is like the mob boss, he's got connections everywhere, and we got to weed out those connections. Which includes Gwaihir.

2) What's this crap about Eagles not being able to carry Frodo (or anyone) to Mount Doom. I mean they all claim that they get tired, and they can't carry people farther then a certain point, but Gwaihir only says in The Field of Cormallen
"I would bear ye," answered Gwaihir, "whither you will, even were you made of stone."
It seems to me the Eagles create this excuse just so they don't have to carry someone for a long distance, but in truth it was all a lie and Gwaihir proves it here.

3) With the Super Bowl approaching I still need to figure out what I want to eat and Spawn's picture of Gwaihir is quite appetizing. I've never had Eagle before.

[Celuien]

With the Super Bowl approaching I still need to figure out what I want to eat and Spawn's picture of Gwaihir is quite appetizing. I've never had Eagle before.

Sure you have. There were Eagles in the Super Bowl last year. They weren't very appetizing at all. They're even less appetizing now. :p Why not give Gwaihir another chance? He might be tastier later on.

[mormegil]

E tu Boromire?

[Boromir88]

E tu Boromire?

Oui, I show up in the most crucial points so my hidden agenda is never discovered. (Well also because a lack of time). Believe me or not, I don't want Belladonna to win, you already know one of my intentions which is to weed out all of Gandalf's deep web of connections.

Though I could hold off on Gwaihir and get rid of Belladonna since it will be no consequence to me, if thou shalt give me a good reason as to why it would be wise for me to do so. Bottomline is Belladonna will probably be gone in a few days, so she makes a weak opponent and one that can easily be cast off in the next few days so why get rid of her now?

[Elu Ancalime]

Sure you have. There were Eagles in the Super Bowl last year.

WA

WAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...............


Personally, I think Smaug has a lot of secret fans and will win this. Anyone who supports another candidate should think quite carefully now.

Praps there might be a connection between dwarf-lynching and the silence of the dragon, gollum.
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[Glirdan]

Well, this is extremely late (I got caught busy again. Evil exams!! :mad: ), but, here's the, quick, vote.

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The votes got tallied and the Eagle Lord Gwaihir was to be the one voted out, or should I say eaten, that Day. "We don't need Gandalf friends hanging around here!!' So, they tied him up, tied him to a stick and cooked him...rotiserri style!!

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom
Roac
Eagle Lord

The remaining contestants:

The Messed Up Fellowship
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Elrond
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

There's only Nine more contestants. Let's go!!

[mormegil]

++Belladona Took

Again!

[Eonwe]

++Elrond

We have had quite enough of his nose blowing!

[Anguirel]

The foul destroyeress of protected species deserves no mercy.

++BELLADONNA EAGLE-EATER

[Lalaith]

We've got too many villains in the final, like I said before.

I'll go for
++CHIEF WARG

Doesn't have Smaug's glamour or William's bumbling appeal.

[The Saucepan Man]

Doesn't have Smaug's glamour or William's bumbling appeal.Can't argue with that. And I remain concerned that he has a lot of support and is therefore a serious contender for the prize.

++ THE CHIEF WARG

Anyone who would suffer his kind to be ridden by Goblins deserves no respect.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Since rumor has it a descendant of his
wanted to not only eat a cute little girl in a
red hood but also her grandmother! :eek:

+ + The Chief Warg

[Holbytlass]

I don't want him to win either, and he doesn't clean up after himself on walks.

++The Chief Warg

[Kuruharan]

I hereby honor my earlier promise to Lalaith.

++ The Chief Warg

...even though I probably would have voted for him anyway. ;)

[arcticstorm]

i Will have to side with anti-took league++Belladonna

[Anguirel]

Don't let the Saucie/Kuru alliance of doom have their way.

Let them taste a little defeat. It'll be good for them.

Vote Belladonna to champion the forces of Downer democracy, stop the cruel animal tormentors and safeguard the glorious race of Wargs!

[JennyHallu]

I don't know, Ang, Belladonna is the only girl left. Every good Survivor keeps a girl in at least until the final four...I vote we keep her around for a while.

Meanwhile...my pyro tendencies say dragons are cool, I always wanted to cuddle poor William...I'm going to have to say...

++Chief Warg

Besides, he has bits of dwarf stuck in his teeth. Very uncouth.

[Anguirel]

Where is the Warg and the Rider?

Where is the Thread that was Growing?

[Lalaith]

I saw what you did up there, Ang. *points* A low trick.

[Anguirel]

Rather a High one actually...

[Formendacil]

Where is the Warg and the Rider?

Where is the Thread that was Growing?

Belladonna has been my vote since the beginning... I fear that I cannot count as a reinforcement.

Let us place our hope in Eomer... though it seems a fool's hope...

[Formendacil]

Hmm... forgot to vote...

++ Belladonna, Warg-Hater, Took

[Kuruharan]

Where is the Warg and the Rider?

Where is the Thread that was Growing?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a pack in the meadow;
Their days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the votes of the evicted departing,
Or behold the evictees as they are cast to the Sea never returning?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I come in this hour, invited by a prophet most wise, to save you people from yourselves!

Save the Wargs! For they are our betters. Do you people not realise that if we kill the Wargs, then we kill ourselves? For in the Wargs lie the keys to truth itself, and the very hope of Man. Many of you require further reading.

++BELLADONNA TOOK

A necessary sacrifice.

[Lalaith]

Warg - 6
Bella - 5
Elrond -1

So, we are down to this:
http://images.entertainmentearth.com/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CTB81338lg.jpg

Or this:
http://www.tuckborough.net/images/belladonna.jpg

[mormegil]

So, we are down to this

I must say you convinced me...the warg is much prettier.

[Holbytlass]

I was wondering when someone would alert Eomer to this days voting...
but Mormegil! OUCH! A dagger to my heart. What does that say about Mrs. Morm?! I can confirm she is most fair, a beautiful creature, so Morm must have had blinders on the day he met her.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Hollywood and propoganda. Buy not into it.

[Garin]

++BELLADONNA TOOK Does not belong here.

[Celuien]

++BELLADONNA TOOK

Hopefully for the last time.

[SamwiseGamgee]

The Wargs must be defended!

++BELLADONNA TOOK

[WaynetheGoblin]

++belladona Took
For The Eagle Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mormegil]

This is great! It appears that it's going to be a landslide. You shouldn't have messed with the Warg so early. I'm no great fan but he should stay and now you incurred the wrath of those fan boys :D

[Elu Ancalime]

++Bombur

The true binger of Gwaihir.

Do all of ye enjoy this game?

Well if it wernt for Belladonna Took, this game wouldnt be here, because there would be no Bilbo, and no The Hobbit, or a hole in the ground for him to live in, then no Survivor.

Wouldnt that be like....killing your mother? Ok, definatly bad analogy, but ill think of something....

But I must say, Chief Warg and Belladonna Took do make an interesting 'couple,' if you remember their hostile competition on America's Next Top Model. I think Tyra Banks just wanted a hobbit to win. :p
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[The Saucepan Man]

Oh Ang!

What have you done? :(

You have unleashed a Wargish storm that threatens to consume this thread and wipe out all but one contestant. :eek:

You should never invoke forces that you cannot control ... :rolleyes:

[Lalaith]

I fear it is so, Saucie - chaos is come again.
With apologies to the Swan of Avon:

..Gwahir's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With the Master by his side, hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with Anguirel's voice
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the wargs of war.

The island is doomed. :(

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Hearing of the outrageous misogenous voting
against Belladonna an interested viewer
(who happened at the time to be reading
Medeline's Rescue ) called in to say:

Luthien jumped on a chair.
"Anti-Belladonna's," she cried, "beware!
"Miss Took, noblest hobbit in the Shire,
"You shall have your VEN-GE-ANCE!" (So, okay, it
doesn't exactly rhyme now). :p


And she pointed out that a great relative, Bandobras Took,
slayer of evil creatures, yet survived!

[Holbytlass]

This is great! It appears that it's going to be a landslide. You shouldn't have messed with the Warg so early. I'm no great fan...

I must say you convinced me...the warg is much prettier
Not a great fan but a secret admirer? :p ;)

Oh, this looks like the end for Bella! I'll remember this! And things will get very interesting when closer to the end.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

There could be an interesting mini-Gotterdamerung
(or whatever) if now two cliques of Survivors form.
A---A well-rested Smaug, and a Chief Warg (boo!)
B---A vengeance-thirsting Bullroarer, the three dwarves (yawn),
and Elrond,

with William being the wild card. Would he join forces
with a burrahobbit or be junior in a real
axis of evil?

Btw, how have three dwarves survived so long?
perhaps by having others do the dirty work, as
they did with their burrahobbit.

[Anguirel]

Don't worry, Tuor. Once this feud is settled, I shall return to Dwarf-whittling.

[JennyHallu]

If I have multiple personalities, can I vote twice?

The Warg must GO!!!

[Lalaith]

I shall return to Dwarf-whittling

And if you think you're getting any help from me after the way you've behaved, think again.
Warg-lovers are not the only ones who can wreak revenge, hold a grudge or indeed bastardise poetry quotes.

And have they fixed the where and when, and shall Belladonna die?
There's twenty thousand Tooklanders shall know the reason why!

[Anguirel]

Ah, Lalaith, you brand me traitor but by your hand Gwaihir fell...

He slew our father King Lot, therefore I will slay him, said Sir Gawaine, with a sword that was sent me that is passing trenchant.

It's amazing how literary this game is becoming...

[Lalaith]

I slew the bird, with a heavy heart, to save the lady. Gawain would have done the same and you know it.

[Anguirel]

A goodly hawk was about to fall to a vile enchantress! And Gawaine killed a plethora of women anyway, or at least according to those verminous Frenchmen...

[Lalaith]

My Gawain is middle English, thank you. As I'm sure you're well aware, the perfidious French maligned the greatest and most noble of Arthur's knights, in order to big up their poncey usurper Prancalot.

I commend to you Gawain and the Lady Ragnell, which shows him in his true colours.

[Anguirel]

You've forced me into a devil's advocate position. I've absolutely no wish to defame Gawain. I'm retreating while I can still, ah, avoid my horse and feutre my spear passing well.

Actually, I like the Malory Gawain. He essentially shines despite the amount of libel chucked at him. And the Orkney-de Galles feud is like the best of Greek tragedies. How often I've wished Shakespeare could have written it...Macbeth, King Lear, Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet meet...

[mormegil]

I slew the bird, with a heavy heart, to save the lady. Gawain would have done the same and you know it.


It has proven futile and invoked more wrath. Perhaps she should have been sacrificed to save others...isn't that a noble thing Belladonna would have done?

[JennyHallu]

You've forced me into a devil's advocate position. I've absolutely no wish to defame Gawain. I'm retreating while I can still, ah, avoid my horse and feutre my spear passing well.

The solution seems simple, Ang.

Call back the hounds! Save Belladonna before it's too late!

[Tuor of Gondolin]

The solution seems simple, Ang.

Call back the hounds! Save Belladonna before it's too late!


If Ang saves BT then I, for one, would not vote against
the Big Bad Wolf before the final three, otherwise..... :eek:

[Anguirel]

Oh, come on. You must think more of me than that.

I refuse to accept any contradiction between my admiration for Gawain and my desire for vengeance.

Besides, I'd like to see you call off a pack of hungry Wargs!

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Besides, I'd like to see you call off a pack of hungry Wargs!


Ha! No problem. We'll just have Gwaihir send some
of his eagle buddies.....Oops. Maybe we should have kept him
around a bit longer.

[Lalaith]

Now, the god Tyr placed his hand in the mouth of the most evil warg the world has ever seen, the Fenris Wolf, while it was being chained. He lost his hand, but the beast was conquered.
Surely his near-namesake Tuor could ward off a few wargs on the downs.

Anguirel doesn't care about the Warg Rider, though. He's just sulking about Gwahir. I think he's a Smaugie. Or possibly an Elronder.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Anguirel doesn't care about the Warg Rider, though. He's just sulking about Gwahir. I think he's a Smaugie. Or possibly an Elronder

Or as Lister in Red Dwarf would say:
"A Smaghead!"

[The Saucepan Man]

Besides, I'd like to see you call off a pack of hungry Wargs!You might find yourself rueing calling in the hounds before too long, Ang, when they devour your own favoured contestant(s). I have a feeling that the Chief Warg is not your pick for winner.

Wargs have a tendency to bite the hand that feeds them, as you may well find out, having yourself quite possibly bitten off more than you can chew.

:rolleyes:

[Anguirel]

I would much prefer witnessing the Chief Warg's Faustian victory than allowing Belladonna's existence to be prolonged by another day.

Besides, for all you know my favoured candidate is down and I'm only in to make trouble...

[Lalaith]

If you think we're falling for that..... :rolleyes:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

What is this. . . Has Belladonna finaly run out of luck?

This is allmost to good to be true!

When is the deadline?

++Belladona Took

(I haven't woted allready have I?)

[Eonwe]

++Belladona Took

I never skip a chance to bandwagon...

EDIT:

Oh, pardon me! Is this day still going?

--Elrond ;)

[Elu Ancalime]

Perhaps Ang doesnt even know who he wants to win himself? Praps everytime he personally sponsered a contestant, they always get voted off....

And I just want to get the Took thing over with.....

--BOMBUR, ++BELLADONNA TOOK

Eeek...I have sinned. :( :p
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[Glirdan]

In answer to Rune's question, today ends in aprocimately half an hour. I'll have the cast out (with a heavy heart I might add) up then.

[The Saucepan Man]

Adieu, good Belladonna. You have served your purpose well. Many a troublesome contender has fallen at your defenders' hands. :cool:

Now, how to thwart the Warglet horde and dispose of their figurehead ...?

[mormegil]

Now, how to thwart the Warglet horde and dispose of their figurehead ...?

Good luck! While no major warg fan I respect their determination and pledge my support to their cause for them helping me rid this survivor of another nasty Took. Yes I understand they did it to save the warg and not for the Took aspect but help was appreciated all the same.

[Glirdan]

Well, I'll close up shop early.

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After many Days and many attempts to be rid of her, Belladonna Took was finally voted out. "You're to friendly with Gandalf for one. You're the mother of Bilbo and you're a Took! You HAVE to go!!" The voting at tribal council that night was rather unanimous with the few odd votes for the Chief Warg:

Belladonna - 12
Warg - 6

Being distraught, Belladonna arose and ran into the forest. She ran and ran, not knowing where she was going. She ended up falling into snake den. Did I forget to mention that they were poisonous?

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom
Roac
Eagle Lord
Belladonna Took

The remaining contestants:

The Remainder of the Messed Up Fellowship
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Elrond
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 35 with eight more contestants. GO!!

[mormegil]

++Bullroarer

What has he done for me lately?

[Kuruharan]

I have reviewed my spreadsheets and see that I made a .2456 error in column 7 which aggregated in an astronomical fashion until it threw my calculations off by a whole contestant spot. In spite of mormegil’s hasty vote, Bullroarer Took is going to win. It is easy to see how the error occurred. Simple rounding error threw the calculation from one B. Took to another B. Took. Minor mix up.

And I see no point in not charging right into the heart of the opposition so,

++ The Chief Warg

[Anguirel]

I said I'd whittle Dwarves after the feud was over.

Though I am tempted to see an attack on the tedious Bullroarer as an extension of that feud, I will hold to that affirmation.

++BOMBUR

[Formendacil]

It seems almost odd to say it... but I'm with Anguirel. Time for a touch more Dwarf-culling. However, the temptation to vote with Morm, and hopefully knock off another of Kuruharan's predictions is tempting...

For the moment:

++ Bombur "the Fat",

For eating various other, dead, contestants.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I would have voted Panda, but since that is not an opton. . .

++Bombur

I never liked the guy.

[Lalaith]

I will keep to my Auld Alliance, besides, I think the warg and his bizarre horde of allies is dangerous and must go.
Plus the thought of voting the same way as Certain People sticks in my craw.

++CHIEF WARG

[Celuien]

'Tis tempting to vote for the Bullroarer as he is serious competition for my preferred candidate, but Dwarf-culling has been missed. So...

++BOMBUR

for eating William's chocolate bars. But, Mr. Took, beware tomorrow!

[WaynetheGoblin]

++BUMBOR
The most useless of the 13 dwarfs and hes eating all the food he has got to go.

[Holbytlass]

++Bullroarer

What has he done for me lately?
Ask not what a hobbit can do for you, but what you can do for a hobbit!

So cruel to want this gentle giant among hobbits voted off. In hobbit fashion, he extends all hospitality to his tribe and during the challenges his fighting spirit erupts so that his tribe can have benefit of rewards and immunity!
I don't expect Mormegil to understand this many facetted person since Morm has an unnatural dislike of Bilbo and all who are related.
Don't vote for the Bullroarer who is neither evil (we have plenty of those), dwarve(plenty of those,too), or worse an annoying elf!

++Chief Warg

[Lalaith]

It is no wonder that those who love the Wargs hate the Bullroarer. He after all fought off a Wolf raid during the Long Winter.
I think I know of another reason why the Warg lovers hate hobbits in general and Bullroarer in particular. Look at what Gandalf has to say about hobbits with reference to the Long Winter:
I began to have a warm place in my heart for them in the Long Winter, which none of you can remember. They were very hard put to it then: one of the worst pinches they have been in, dying of cold, and starving in the dreadful dearth that followed. But that was the time to see their courage, and their pity one for another. It was by their pity as much as by their tough uncomplaining courage that they survived.

In the reign of Bullroarer, amidst this great hardship, there flowered a society based on compassion, co-operation and helping those less fortunate than ourselves.
Wargs of course represent the opposite - a society based on greed and power-worship; a ruthless, dog-eat-dog, devil-take-the-hindermost philosophy.

But it's actually even scarier than that.
The wise Norsemen predicted, in their own version of the Armageddon, the Voluspa,(much loved by Tolkien) the last age before the end of the world. A society much like the one I portrayed above, when oaths were broken and brother killed brother. "Varg-old", they called it, the "Warg Age."

Is that what you all want? To bring about the end of the world? Then by all means vote to support your wolfish friend. For my part, however, I'd like our planet to soldier on a little longer.

[mormegil]

--Bullroarer

++Bombur

Hoping that there are enough who are willing to go for the bullroarer after this.

[Anguirel]

But this is Survivor, Lalaith. We're in Hobbes' savage state of nature! Altruism is a deficit!

It's vital that after the rotund one is gone, we vote the last Hobbit off. Who knows what his "pity" might lead to? He'll probably give all the remaining rations away to a passing tapir with a wounded toe...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Such brainwashing would make Stalin proud! How the devious Baggins has poisoned so many minds. It was he who, more than anyone else, promoted this myth of evil Wargs. The Wargs are not evil; rather they are alone in a world which despises them.

To be wrong is one thing; to carry out the disgusting prejudices of the Hobbit is another.

++BOMBUR

What worth have the Dwarves?

[JennyHallu]

I like dwarves. I like hobbits. They're fuzzy. So are wargs, but not in a cute way. Lalaith, I stand or fall with you! (for now)


++Chief Warg

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Of course the Chief Warg is not cute! He is mighty and dangerous; bold and fearless. But not cute.

In much the same way as God is not cute.

[Anguirel]

He is not a tame Warg...

Aye, for now it can be revealed! A Slan and the Chief Warg are one and the same!

[Lalaith]

Hobbes, like so many other great philosophers, has been much quoted out of context. He believed in the social contract. It was only when the bonds of social obligation were removed that life became "nasty, brutish and short."

This is what the wargs want.

[Lalaith]

Who is this Slan you speak of, Ang?

[Anguirel]

I know that's what Hobbes said. My point is, the bonds of social obligation have been removed! Where is the state of nature if not on the Survivor Island?

And A Slan, the great antilion, is a parody of Aslan who takes part in the Assigned to Mordor RP. I'm afraid I rather stretched that quip...

[Lalaith]

Of course the Chief Warg is not cute! He is mighty and dangerous; bold and fearless. But not cute.

In much the same way as God is not cute.


A Slan and the Chief Warg are one and the same!

Do you now doubt, unbelievers, that the Apocalypse is nigh? Behold, we are invited to worship the Beast.
Turn, repent, before it is too late!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I think that we should stop calling some of our contestands for Bad Guys and stuff like that. . .

Since we are quoting philosophers: "Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights. " - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Delenta est + + Chief Warg

[Eonwe]

And I see no point in not charging right into the heart of the opposition so,

The crossfire will rip you apart.

++Bombur

[Kuruharan]

The crossfire will rip you apart.

Good luck to you, but be careful what you wish for. :p

[The Saucepan Man]

The lesser half of the Saucie/Kuru Alliance of DOOM.Hmm, an ad hoc arrangement seems to have arisen without any conscious intention on my part. But your modesty flatters me and it suits my purposes for now, so I will go with it. :smokin:

The Wolfish hordes must be stopped at all costs.

++CHIEF WARG

Does anyone know if there is a Warg and Warg Riders Elimination Society that we can call to for help ...?

[Celuien]

Aye, for now it can be revealed! A Slan and the Chief Warg are one and the same!

Oh no! A Slan is the Chief Warg? I may have to drop my support for William and defend the great Antilion in the final. :eek:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Funnily enough, SpM, the members of the Elimation Society tend to be mauled and ripped to shreds. :p

[Glirdan]

I'm going to do the cast out now because I will not be around later on tonight.

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Bombur and Chief of Wargs were the ones under threat of being cast out today. However, the arguments against Bombur won out. "He's fat and lazy and does nothing around the camp!!" Bullroarer cried. "He eats all our food!!" Gloin shouted. "He puts thoughts in our heads about Elves having secret feasts in the forest!!!" Fili yelled at the top of his voice. The votes that night were contained to the main two under threat:

Chief of Wargs - 6
Bombur - 8

William, who was starving, jumped off his stool as Bombur made ready to leave, and he ate Bombur up, bones, flesh and everything.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom
Roac
Eagle Lord
Belladonna Took
Bombur

The remaining contestants:

The Final Seven
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Elrond
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 36 is starting. Seven more people people!! Get at it!!

[mormegil]

++Elrond

He really has no personality and is a bore to audience and fellow survivors alike.

[Eonwe]

++Elrond

I'm down... :smokin:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I find Elrond facinating, but William on the other hand. . .

++William

[Celuien]

I'm somewhat divided over what to do today. But I think my vote will go to one of the following three contestants:

1) Bullroarer. He's very upset about Belladonna's eviction and is attempting to demonstrate his invention of golf on the other contestants.
2) Fili. Even duller than Elrond. Advantage of being a continuation of Dwarf-culling.
3) Chief Warg. On consideration, I'm afraid that the Warg and Warg Riders Society will force a Wargian victory if this contestant reaches the final round. It might be best for those of us who still want a non-Warg to triumph to unite now.

I'm open to suggestions, as long as William is left alone.

[mormegil]

As you know I'm willing to go after Bullroarer or any dwarf though they don't bother me as much as others.

[Formendacil]

Allow me to herewith declare open season on the hunting of Dwarves under the age of 100:

++ Fili

[Lalaith]

Certain people are getting waaaay too cocky.

++WARG

[Celuien]

I've thought it over. Really, why is Fili still here? He hasn't contributed anything to the challenges since he keeps taking off to play his fiddle whenever there's work that needs to be done. And it was disastrous when he was given the job of making sure there was nothing dangerous in the caves the tribe was going to use for shelter. Besides, isn't he supposed to be dead?

++FILI

Although I will note that my vote may change to Chief Warg under the right conditions (Fili distant from eviction, Warg needing the vote)...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Although I will note that my vote may change to Chief Warg under the right conditions (Fili distant from eviction, Warg needing the vote)...

That we cannot have.

--William

++Fili

[Holbytlass]

Get rid of the pompous elf, the one who sits and bemuses the dangerous deeds that need to be done then backs out himself.

++Elrond

[WaynetheGoblin]

++ELROND
I thought he already had his chanch.

[Anguirel]

Come on. Vote Fili-he sounds like a kind of cream cheese...

++FILI

[Elu Ancalime]

++KILI

You cant keep him if Fili isnt here. You cant have Mary Kate without Ashley, or Aarron without Nick or George without Jeb, or Merry and no Pippin, or W without Blair, or Gollum minus Smeagol, or Paris without Nicki, or Castro and no Stalin :eek: , or SPM and no Kuru, or....well yeah. Make it 'correct.' :cool:
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[Lhunardawen]

++CHIEF WARG

It would be delicious to incur the wrath of my three Warger brothers. :p

[mormegil]

Fili voters unite today with Elrond voters and I pledge that tomorrow we evict or kill Fili.

[Formendacil]

++CHIEF WARG

It would be delicious to incur the wrath of my three Warger brothers. :p

Eomer, Nilp, are we going to stand for that?

Eomer, Nilp, are you even here?

I suggest we listen to the august Mormegil:

Fili voters unite today with Elrond voters and I pledge that tomorrow we evict or kill Fili.

For the moment,

--Fili, ++Elrond.

However, if Fili looks like the better bandwaggon later, I shan't hesitate to switch back.

[Celuien]

If Fili goes today, I'll join the anti-Wargers tomorrow, whether he's the same as the anakronism A Slan or not.

[Glirdan]

I'm going to say this here (because someone neg repped me), I'm quite busy with school and other after school activities so I am not always able to post the cast out when I originally planned. Go back to the first few pages and you will see that I specifically said that if I did not have the cast-out up ANYONE could have done the cast-out post. I gave my reason for doing the cast-out early yesterday. Today the day will end when I originally planned it to. If I don't have it up, it's not my fault. I get kicked off the computer frequently and do not have acess to it for some time.

There, now that my rant is over, I would like to say an extended thank you to Form for covering for me.

[The Saucepan Man]

On consideration, I'm afraid that the Warg and Warg Riders Society will force a Wargian victory if this contestant reaches the final round.This is actually quite likely to happen unless we do something about it.

++THE CHIEF WARG

It might be best for those of us who still want a non-Warg to triumph to unite now.That would undoubtedly be the most sensible course.

[Kuruharan]

++ CHIEF WARG

It might be best for those of us who still want a non-Warg to triumph to unite now.

I third this motion.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It has always been that the other peoples will unite against the Wargs. Such bigotry saddens me. A Wargish victory in this contest would be a seminal moment in the history of civilisation. Can we let the haters ruin this chance for peaceful coexistence?

++ELROND

I actually like the guy but his time passed many years ago. He should do the honourable thing and step down.

[Anguirel]

Ah. Time for me to do a Lord Stanley.

--FILI, ++THE CHIEF WARG

[The Saucepan Man]

It has always been that the other peoples will unite against the Wargs. Such bigotry saddens me. A Wargish victory in this contest would be a seminal moment in the history of civilisation. Can we let the haters ruin this chance for peaceful coexistence?It saddens me that one such as you can be so deluded ... :( ;)

Current votes (assuming that I have counted correctly, which is not to be taken for granted):

Elrond - 6
Fili - 2
Kili (!) - 1
Chief Warg - 5

Ang, I am glad that you have seen sense, but you really should not have unleashed that Wargish horde. Any other willing volunteers to help prevent their brutal victory?

[Anguirel]

Ang, I am glad that you have seen sense, but you really should not have unleashed that Wargish horde.

I have no regrets. The presence of the Wargs as a political factor introduces a new and challenging element, and often serves my purposes...

[Celuien]

Time to strike at the Wargs. Fili can wait. Dwarf voters: join the anti-Warg bandwagon.

--FILI
++CHIEF WARG

To update SpM's count:

Elrond - 6
Chief Warg - 6
Fili - 1
Kili - 1

But isn't Kili already gone?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Yes Kili is gone and would you guys pleas stop telling me what to do.

I kind of like Elrond and I think Wargs are cool.

[Elu Ancalime]

Fili voters unite today with Elrond voters and I pledge that tomorrow we evict or kill Fili.

Ok, I like that....its like the Mafia; you do me a favor, and ill do you one...or else.

--KILI, ++ELROND

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa!?

I voted for Kili?

Man, i need to take a vacation.....
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[Lhunardawen]

No, no, no! I have NO Warg-murderous intentions in mind! MIRTH MIRTH MIRTH!

Well...none yet, anyway. :p

--CHIEF WARG
++ELROND

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

You, you cobbler you!

++Lhunardawen

No, wait, this isn't WW. Sorry. :rolleyes:

--Lhunardawen
++Elrond

Victory for the glorious Wargs!

[The Saucepan Man]

Hehe. I do believe that this isn't turning out the way that Anguirel hoped. All I can say is that I did warn you, old fellow. Let slip the Dogs of War and all hell breaks loose. :p :D

Can't say that I'll miss Elrond, though. He is hardly the most exciting of contestants.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Can't say that I'll miss Elrond, though. He is hardly the most exciting of contestants.
You clearly haven't seen him do his cookie dance!

That elf love his cookies . . .

[Anguirel]

It's still an entirely win-win situation. The Elrond-voters are beholden to the Fili voters for bolstering their numbers, which should prove amusing, and the Chief Warg remains to entertain and maul...

But if the Warg goes, the angry Wargs should cause an interesting and volatile situation...

[The Saucepan Man]

It's still an entirely win-win situation.Well, I have to admire your front. But I hardly think that it is win-win for someone who was hoping for Elrond to hang around for a bit longer.

For me, it is win-win at the moment as Elrond was one of those that I hoped to eliminate fairly soon. But I remain conscious of the dangers posed by that blundering Wargish mob ...

[The Saucepan Man]

By the way, Ang, wasn't Fili one of your favoured Dwarves?

[Anguirel]

Relatively favoured...relatively...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Also, you must suppose that, as soon as the Chief Warg goes, his followers may wish to die with him. ;)

[Celuien]

*sigh*
I was hoping Elrond would make it to the finals, if for no other reason than to have him be defeated in a one or two on one contest with William rather than as a sacrifice to the Wargs. But if he goes now, not all is lost. :(

I just hope that we can eliminate the Warg fairly soon.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Delenta est + + Chief Warg

[JennyHallu]

No! Must not give in!

++Chief Warg

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Not the Warg! At least not yet.

++ELROND

[Thinlómien]

Probably the worst LotR-jokes are about Elrond, so if he dies, maybe they will cease.
++Elrond

[Lhunardawen]

Elrond - 11
Chief Warg - 8
Fili - 1

Did I have that right?

Ah, madame dancing spawn. I see we may have similar interests in mind. ;)

[Glirdan]

No Lhuna, I'm counting (mind you, I could very well be off with this):

Elrond - 9
Chief Warg - 8
Fili - 3

But, I could very well have missed those votes for Elrond (from Fili to Elrond). If somebody (other than Lhuna) could double check for me. I would be most grateful.

Edit: If anybody wants to do the cast out for me this time, be my guest. I do not have time to do it right now and may not get a chance until this time (approximately closer to 10:30 my time) tomorrow. Thanks.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond - 11 (Thin, spawn, Nilp, Lhuna, Elu, Eomer, Form, Wayne, Holby, Eonwe, morm)
Warg - 7 (Jenny, Tuor, Celu, Ang, Kuru, SpM, Lal)
Fili - 1 (Rune)


Not the Warg! At least not yet. (spawn :) )Oi! What do you mean 'yet,' hmmm? :eek:

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Delenta est + + Chief Warg

"Kill the infamous thing"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

You don't count. Tuor in Gondolin has already voted. :p

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Nilpaurion Felagund: You don't count. Tuor in Gondolin has already voted.

As Big Leo in "The Freshman" said when asked whether he was also Leo, he
said something like: "Yes, I am. The terms are synonomous."

Actually, my cable service says my present computer isn't strong enough,
or whatever, to connect, so I have to use an older connection in my school library
(Tuor of Gondolin) and a newer one in free libraries (Tuor in Gondolin), and
I haven't the vaguest idea how to change the Tuor of Gondolin tag :eek: :(
being virtually computer illiterate. But
if Tuor of Gondolin doesn't count all I can do is to quote Larry
London, also in The Freshman:

Larry London: [sings in German] Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My Heart Swims In Blood'.
Clark Kellogg: Yeah :D

[JennyHallu]

Here Of, I'll help In out.

++Chief Warg

[arcticstorm]

I will help the save the warg foundation
++Elrond

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

You've already voted. :p

Thanks, sir arcticstorm! :)

Elrond - 12 (arctic, Thin, spawn, Nilp, Lhuna, Elu, Eomer, Form, Wayne, Holby, Eonwe, morm)
Warg - 7 (Jenny, Tuor, Celu, Ang, Kuru, SpM, Lal)
Fili - 1 (Rune)

[Eonwe]

Close ranks my friends! Keep those lines firm! Now is the time to be strong and not waver! Vote Elrond!!!

[Glirdan]

Well, you all know who's gone today. He's dull, boring and really, REALLY old. That's right, Elrond has been evicted off the island. But, instead, the tribe tied him up, grabbed bows lined up in the form of a firing squad and let those arrows fly. As I once was in a game of WW, Elrond was turned into a pincushion.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili
Tom
Roac
Eagle Lord
Belladonna Took
Bombur
Elrond

The remaining contestants:

The Final Six
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 37 starts(finally. Evil school!!!)

[mormegil]

++Fili

I AM a man of my word.

[Formendacil]

Okay, so it's Fili today...

Surely there isn't anybody here actually defending him? I mean, he's pretty boring.... Pretty much just a blond beard and a blue hoodie, for all that we know of him.

++ Fili

[Lhunardawen]

I'm still open to any talks if you're interested, dancing spawn. ;)

But for now, ++FILI.

The Chief Warg will have his chance, especially now that I've seen that there's no threat at all from the band of Warg brothers. :p

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I intend to see the banner of the glorious Wargs raised over this thread.

Is anyone with me?

++Fíli

[Celuien]

++CHIEF WARG

I plead with all non-Warger Fili voters to reconsider and join me in an effort to rid this show of a menace. Please, help evict the Chief Warg before it devours us all.

Additionally, Wargers aside, the Warg's presence has been hurting ratings. Families can't watch for fear the beast will go on a rampage.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Ah, madame dancing spawn. I see we may have similar interests in mind. ;) Quite possibly so. Today my vote shall go for

++Fili,

but I'm interested to hear if you have plans for the next few days.


Oi! What do you mean 'yet,' hmmm? :eek:
Shh... I'm quadruple bluffing. I think. Besides, you haven't answered what you did mean 'yet (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=443796&postcount=33)'. :p

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Additionally, Wargers aside, the Warg's presence has been hurting ratings. Families can't watch for fear the beast will go on a rampage. (Celuien)Blasphemy! Heresy! For that remark you deserve to burn in the stake!

Not a good Warg-friend figure we make, Nilp.

Thanks, Alice. Sorry about that. It's just that, after ages of undergoing persecution from everyone--good, bad, apathetic citizens--I think that armed with the true knowledge of the nobility the Wargs we should uphold them as symbols of purity and excellence in an increasingly corrupt and mediocre world.

SAVE THE WARGS!


Shh... I'm quadruple bluffing. I think. Besides, you haven't answered what you did mean 'yet (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=443796&postcount=33)'. :p (spawn :) )Do you really want to know what that means?

Remember what I said (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=445881&postcount=380), if you're a Werewolf and you survive past DAY 1, you win? Well, I'm your cobbler. ;)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Well put, Nilpaurion. In any case, I heard that ratings were actually increasing (certainly in twisted Britain) because they want to see the Warg strung-up. There's nothing like watching something you hate. I had the misfortune of stumbling upon Young, Posh, and Loaded the other night and was rendered too numb to change the channel. :rolleyes:

++FILI

We all know that, when you break up a double-act, the two individuals cease to draw. Without Kili, he's nothing, and has no right to be on the island. Get him out.

[WaynetheGoblin]

++chief warg
if fili loses then this is my last post on this thread.

[Glirdan]

Wayne, your vote doesn't count unless it's bolded. Thanks.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

+ + delenta est Chief Warg

[Holbytlass]

Get rid of the warg! That smelly thing

++The Chief smelliest Warg

[mormegil]

Get rid of the warg! That smelly thing


It is well documented that Wargs are meticulously clean. However the dwarves are reproachable in their hygiene. Your arguement is therefore invalid.

[Thinlómien]

++ CHIEF WARG
Because I have the feeling that if he isn't lynched soon he will win with all these wargomanics around and I have another winner candidate.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

++ CHIEF WARG
Because I have the feeling that if he isn't lynched soon he will win with all these wargomanics around and I have another winner candidate.Easy, girl! Let's not lynch the contestants. They have to be kept alive for the Survivor Reunion. ;)

Get rid of the warg! That smelly thing Well, I don't think William smells of roses either.

[The Saucepan Man]

Wayne, your vote doesn't count unless it's bolded. Thanks.That seems a little harsh to me. What with keeping days open until the non-Warg candidate has amassed the most votes and disqualifying votes for the Warg, are you sure that you are not a secret Wargophile? :p ;)

[Eonwe]

++Fili

As much as it pains me (I had hoped to see my favorite Dwarf somewhat closer to the end), it is in the interest of The Chiefest Warg, so it must be done.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Hmm. Perhaps SpM should consider tests for these Warg Fanatics
to make sure they've not been bitten by a warg bug.
As a helpful aide for him consider:
http://werewolves.monstrous.com/werewolves_powers.htm



Ablation of heart or the brain

Werewolves can be killed by any wound that destroys the heart or the brain, decapitation of its head and removal of its heart, or any form of death that causes brain or heart damage (such as hanging or other oxygen-deprivation methods).

*

Silver bullets

It is said that shooting using silver bullets is very effective in killing werewolves. Even if the efficacy of silver has often been traced to pagan belief in the power of certain metals to ward off evil spirits, its appearence in werewolf mythology seems to be after the rise of the catholic church. Silver is a metal has long been considered to have mystical properties. Its influence ranges from zero to being the only thing that can injure or kill a were .
:eek: :D

Oh yes, I almost forgot:

Delenta est Chief Warg!

[The Saucepan Man]

Hmm. Perhaps SpM should consider tests for these Warg Fanatics to make sure they've not been bitten by a warg bug. As a helpful aide for him consider ...Actually, I have become rather well acquainted with Werewolves (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=12575&page=1) over the last two weeks or so. :rolleyes: ;)

Hmm, no one important in danger?

++ THE CHIEF WARG

His pelt is a fire hazard.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I was reading some Aristotle and when I read this: Education is the best provision for old age. I just knew I had to vote for Fili.

++Fili