101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[mark12_30]

Kuruhuran: The more predictable a story is, the better I like it.
Marileangesundheitmaluim: Swordfighting? Dull, dull, dull.

[ August 17, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

[Losthuniel]

Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please.

Ith, where did you get that from. Wait... have you been reading my fanfiction?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Losthuniel ]

[Kuruharan]

Hmm, I need to come down to the bowels of the site more often...

Kuruharan: William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.

Oh, I don't know Squatter. Back in his younger days he was quite the fit, virile and active bloodthirsty, petty despot. It was only later in life that he became a corpulent, cantankerous, and lazy bloodthirsty, powerful ruler.

Kuruhuran: The more predictable a story is, the better I like it.


I might say that some days. I like my ruts right where they are sometimes. smilies/smile.gif

Squatter: I would never bring up obscure historical materials to validate my points.

(Oh wait, no, my bad! That's me.)

[Catherine]

Something I wouldn't say:
~I hate TLotR, I regret reading it and I will never watch the movie!(Yeah Right!!!!!)

[Ithaeliel]

Losthuniel: In answer to your question, no I haven't read your fics (although I will now). But remember Rovatalawen?

[Losthuniel]

Yes, i remeberd that as soon as i left the computer. Duh! *clonks self over head with frying pan* i havnt been anywhere near that RP in AGES. now i feel like an idiot.

[Lush]

Kuruharan: "Poor defenseless Orcs!!!"

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Poor defenseless Aredhel!!!"

Birdland: "Poor defenseless Gondolin!!!"

Lush: "Gee, I really like college life so far."

[Kuruharan]

Lush: "Gee, I really like college life so far."

You don't?! I'd figured you'd love it.

[VanimaEdhel]

Me: I understand what's going on perfectly! I never get lost in here!

Me: When people say mean things to me does it bother me, even when they're just teasing and it's part of a silly thread on a forum? No! I actually don't cry at all...ever.

Me: I have good contributions to conversations. I even say smart things.

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Nevfeniel]

Barrow-Wight- NN10 and Gimli, can I adopt you?
smilies/biggrin.gif Couldn't resist.

[NazgulNumberTen]

may i ask why?!
oh nevermind, im an idiot.

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Birdland]

Gandalf the Grey enters a thread:

Gandalf slouches into the room, plops himself down on the sofa and puts his feet up on the coffee table, knocking off magazines and a Meissen porcelain Frodo figurine. He blows his nose on the curtains, spits into a handy corner, and grinds out his Lucky Strike into the carpet.

**Gar! Birdland! That last post was the ravings of an idiot!**

Bethberry:

New York is where I want to stay,
I get allergic smelling hay!
I just adore a penthouse view,
Keep the Old Forest, just give me Park Avenue!

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Poor defenseless Aredhel!!!"

Quite right. Being British I'd say "defenceless" and being me I'd use fewer exclamation marks. smilies/wink.gif

[Losthuniel]

Squatter: the finer points of grammer and spelling??? oh plz.

(errors intentional)

Birdland: I think Gondolin a was a really good idea. Definitley my destination of choice.

[ August 27, 2002: Message edited by: Losthuniel ]

[Daisy Sandybanks]

Barrow-Wight - "Today The Barrowdowns! Tomarrow the world!" *evil laughter*

[Nevfeniel]

im an idiot My reply to this:
Me: Yeah, well you're the only person in the world who is an idiot! I don't know ANYONE else who is a moron! And you are right, you are an idiot! And you're the only idiot! Everyone else is PERFECT!!!

I think you can see the point I'm trying to get across smilies/wink.gif.

[Amanaduial the archer]

now now nev, there there, calm deep breaths....

[dragongirlG]

Mhoram: I lurve you all!!!!! Huggies and kissies for every1!!!!!1111

[NazgulNumberTen]

ok, i get it nev, you people hate me! fine, well, i don't care. (sniff) you all hate me. every last one of you. you...all...hate...me...

[Nevfeniel]

Huh? I meant that (since this is what we would never post) even though some people are idiots, you aren't. And no one is perfect.

[NazgulNumberTen]

i was being dramatic. im a drama queen. i mean king. queens sounds kinda...um...fruity.

[Nevfeniel]

Just making sure. smilies/wink.gif I feel terrible if someone thinks I don't like him/her. . . unless it's true, and that doesn't happen very often.

[Lush]

burrahobbit: "Yeah, so all these chicks are, like, breaking the door down, trying to get in my dorm room, but I'm like, yo, ladies! Gimme some rest, will ya? I'm here to go to class, not to fool around, yo!"

[mark12_30]

Barrow-Wight: (in his best whiney Donkey imitation smilies/smile.gif "I needa hug."

[Arwen Imladris]

Barrow Wight: O.K. I don't need any more proofreaders!

Galadrie1: O.K. I might know someone hear but I would NEVER admit it.

Arwen Imladris: Sarin Elfarmour is NOT my brother.

Gimli Son Of Gloin: Anything in the least ways helpful or at all related to LOTR.

[VanimaEdhel]

Me: I'm a good RP'er!

[Ithaeliel]

Arwen- be nice to Gimli!!!! He does contribute, and he really is trying!!!!

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Nevermind Ith, she's right. I'm just a nuisence...

[NazgulNumberTen]

PAH! like im not! and im not sitting around a gloating aboot it.
AH!! i said aboot!

[Galadrie1]

lol, NN10! got some Canadian blood in ya, eh?
Anyway..something Arwen Imladris would (probably)never say: I hate everyone! I hate everything! I wish everyone would DIE and leave me alone!!! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!
smilies/biggrin.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

um...no. it's a long story
NN10: DON'T SAVE INVADER ZIM, EH?!
ah, subliminaly messaging...

[Phoenix Solitude]

What about me? What would I never say?
Suicidal elf chick: Faeries? Nah, can't stand the things.
Cimmerian: One and two line posts are wonderful! I want more of them!
Me: Dragons? Faeries? Nymphs? What in the heck are they?

[Nevfeniel]

Me- Tigers? Nah, there's enough out there for a while. Besides, they're wild animals, they can take care of themselves.

[Losthuniel]

Mithadan: Tar-Miriel, Ar-Pharazon, Tar-Palantir, Ar-Gimilzor,Ar-Sakalthor, .....

[Rosseiliantiel]

Halbereth Diagona: Faerie blood? Umm, not canon, no way!

Cimmerian: In this RPG, I shall play a bunny named Fluffy!

Losthuniel: (pronounces a bunch of Sindarin words wrong), my character has blue hair and can control the elements!

The BW: I'm going to start a thread called: THE PANTS GAME CONTINUED! MWAHAHAHA!
Other Admin: GOOD IDEA!

Sorry, everyone whom I have just mortally offended!

[Alkanoonion]

What I would never Post
Don't Vote for the Barrow-Downs smilies/wink.gif

[Arie]

this one is weird:
'Give me a good rating' har har har-that i would never post smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maikadilwen]

Lothiriel, I'm truly amazed that you haven't already taken several shots on me, since one thing we both know I would NEVER post is:

'I hate Sauron'. smilies/wink.gif

[ September 10, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[Artilien]

ok, here's what I'd never say:
Drawing? What's that? Why to draw??? I mean that's so boring! I mean why to draw if there are other things to do????
smilies/wink.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Artilien ]

[Bêthberry]

LOL, Birdie, you can also put me down for never saying, "I lurve Legolas." smilies/wink.gif

How's this for you: "Give me a Viking anyday."

and Pio, "Holly needs a make-over."

and VanimaEdhel, "Next RP I want to play a dwarf."

and Oro, "Cirdan builds rotten ships."

Bethberry smilies/smile.gif

[ September 10, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]

[mark12_30]

Birdland: "I can't imagine why anybody would want to swim. Or fly. Terra firma is all I need."

Piosenniel: "Predictable. Keep it predictable."

Child of the Seventh Age: "Lore, shmore; history, shmistory. It's high time I played a Balrog."

Bethberry: "Nobody needs any theological or philosophical reason for anything that they do, so stop looking."

[Cimmerian]

Birdland - Hm, I think I'll take a rest today from making fun of teenagers, who so desperately try to match their addled wits with well settled, graying Tolkien elitists like me and my equally boring friends. And I think I’ll not make fun of sweet thirteen years olds who try so hard to meet my high and mighty standards as well.

Child of 7th Age – My dear, dear friends… when I start typing I loose control and tend to ramble on. But can you blame me if I do? I am just a simple hobbit; hardly as tall or skilled as some of you… all I can do is speak my mind. Please bear with me and read all that I write, since you people have nothing else to do.

Bethberry - Oh Pshaw! Today I will take a break from showing off to these teenagers of how well resourced and informed I am about Tolkien and his writings. Those kids can die trying, but never quite get to my state of elevated pompousity.

Gandalf_the_Grey - I guess I'll not use these asterisks anymore, since I don't really know why I do... how about obelisks instead. Oh yeah, I have had it with playing an established character confined to his set rules and characteristics. Let me try creating a new character and fit him in within the bounds of the Tolkien universe. Hmmm.

Poisenniel – Get on with the game, and to hell with what you guys previously posted. Why can’t we all be spontaneous like Cimmerian?

Barrow Wight – Cimmerian, great to have you back out of your side of the fence. Here take my sword.

Cimmerian – I don’t really mean anything by these comments; it’s just some fun. If you’re offended, you must be very insecure about your place here. After all you people are so much better versed in it, and we kids can just try. Ah, kids today. We really need to be put in our place.

Elenna – Why did I take this job?

[Lush]

Thenamir: "My life has really improved since I joined the Green party!"

[Birdland]

Cimmerian - "I think I'll think today."

[Maikadilwen]

Everyone: 'Let's all be nice to each other...'

[Mithadan]

Mithadan: LET'S BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, OR ELSE!!!!!

Private grievances should not be aired in a public forum. If anyone has been offended here, please refrain from posting until tempers cool.

[ September 11, 2002: Message edited by: Mithadan ]

[Mister Underhill]

Mister Underhill: It makes me all warm inside to see such shining examples of our “no flaming” policy! Well, since there’s no moderating to be done at this love-fest, I think I’ll indulge myself and go participate in a discussion somewhere!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

'I hate Sauron'.

Mai, what is wrong with me! How could I have not put that smilies/eek.gif

Mai: I just hate Sauron. Him and his stupid armor. Stupid Mordor. Tolkien should have never thought up something as boring and completely stupid as a place like Mordor! He should have wrote more about fluffy bunnies and nice people, not some evil dark lord. And don't even get me started on Morgoth!

[Bêthberry]

*applause*

Take a bow, Mark12_30, for some perceptive wit! You have very cleverly pinpointed one my pet peeves.

Now, add to my list of still to do: Gandalf the Grey, Mark12_30, littlmanpoet, Ith, ....

[Mithadan]

*Applause for Bethberry. Take a bow for turning the other cheek!

[Ithaeliel]

Cimm- I'm not trying to hint anything! Really I'm not!

Let's be mature. I have had a bad day and don't want to come here only to see people being flamed. Is it their fault they're intelligent? No. Is it their fault that they choose to use it well? ...wait, that was rhetorical, don't answer that.

My point is, and considering the mood I'm in I could be much more forward: Keep your opinions about the 'Tolkien elitists' to yourself or between you and them. I DON'T want to hear about it, as I'm sure many others do not.

Please excuse my off-topic rant.

[Lush]

(When I started this thread, I did not intend it to be used by people to insult each other to the point of cyber warfare. Do it on your own time, please, darlings.)

Mithadan: "I'm catching the next Greyhound to Duke! Lush and I are gettig wasted at Sigma Chi tonite!"

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Thoughful discussion? Uhhh. I just came to the Downs to meet chicks."

Gandalf_thegrey: *stumbles in without knocking, tracking dirt across the shining floor, plops ungracefully into Lush's lap, and lights a cheap cigarette* "Aragorn was an idiot, man! Dragging half a sword around! What was he thinking, dude?"

[NazgulNumberTen]

LUSH: i'm gonna become a nun.

[VanimaEdhel]

Me - I don't wallow in self-pity ever! Really! I find it quite annoying!

Most of the people I RP with - RPG's with quests?! What are those?! Give me a good old party RPG any day!

Barrow-Wight - Now! To announce the newest BD contest! In 500 words or less, write why you would be the best match for Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Sean Astin, Hugo Weaving, Christopher Lee, Ian McKellan, or any other actor from Lord of the Rings!

Lush - Like, hi! Like, how, like, are you? I'm, like, totally cool over, like here! *Cracks her gum and flips her hair*

Cimmerian - you're right: everyone hates you Rachel. Leave me alone and get a life!

You never would say that to my face, would you, Cimmy? *Pouts*

[Birdland]

Birdland - "I'm sorry."

Oh, wait. Shoot! This is the thread where we post things we'd never say.

And I'm really, truly saying "I'm sorry."

[piosenniel]

Bethberry

Holly could use a good foot wax! Dip into that bag of unguents, salves, and other remedies and see if you can find something for her.

And while you're in there, if you have a little green clay powder, the girl could definitely use a facial!!!! smilies/wink.gif

[Telwilyeil Greenleaf]

You guys are funny.....

[Child of the 7th Age]

I'm not angry, but I am sad that this could happen.

This is a rare place. It's one of the few boards where people who love Tolkien can get together and use their imaginations. If your town is like mine, there aren't a lot of Tolkienites coming across your daily path. So you turn here now and then to share with others who have similar interests.

When you sit at the keyboard and type, no one knows how old you are, the color of your skin, the country you come from, or a thousand other things unless you choose to tell them. It's not like school. There's nobody to grade you, or give exams, or complain you're "too young" or "too old" to know anything. You've got to be brave enough to stick your neck out and share your ideas, but that's the only requirement.

This place is pretty special. But there's one thing you can do to destroy it. You can tear down the bonds of trust which exist between the people who come here. You can play old against young, male against female, U.S. residents against those overseas. You name it! Build a special box to put one or more people in, and start throwing bricks. Believe me, it's not hard to do.

Hurtful comments with specific names attached DO NOT belong here. It has nothing to do with insecurities. It's a simple matter of showing respect for others. And that respect should exist between old and young, going in both directions. To the best of my knowledge, I have always given that to others. If not, if I've ever blown it and hurt someone, I'm truly sorry.

Cimmerian - I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You're a great RPGer. You have spunk, energy, and imagination. Sure, your style is different than mine. But, who cares? What crazy person would want us all to be the same? BORING!

The younger people are the heart and soul of this site, and that's how it should be. Without them, the Downs would not exist. They have the verve and enthusiasm and humor to lead things forward. But there are a few of us rare birds who even remember when LotR first came out. And that's ok too, because that memory--a bit like the ancient lore which the Elves told--is also precious.

Now, let's "can" this and go back to posting.

sharon

[ September 12, 2002: Message edited by: Child of the 7th Age ]

[Elenna]

All of you STOP THIS INSANITY!!!

You are all insulting Cimm because he's rude to you, but your comments are equally, if not more cruel.

And Cimm isn't alone in his beliefs - I started a topic to complain about the state of the RPG room, what with people chatting and lacking in creativity, and WHAM! ended up with a moderatorship.

It's true - this forum is a wonderful place. If it weren't, I wouldn't spend so much time here. And I hate to see it torn apart like this.

So Cimm - I understand where you're coming from, but for the sake of harmony can you tone it down a little?

And everyone else - Can't we all just get along?

[Bêthberry]

Oh, Pio,

I'm all out of Dead Sea salts and I have Swedish rubbing stones on back order. (Those dwarves can be slow in the summer.)

Mud masks this time of year are rather drying, so I would suggest a fresh cucumber mask instead. And by next week the herbal salve for blistered, calloused feet will be ready.

Cosmetics are more profitable than herbs smilies/wink.gif
Bethberry

Edit: This is a joke about things my character would never say.

[ September 12, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]

[Mithadan]

OK. I'm thoroughly annoyed now. This has not been a good day. Let's see what tomorrow will be like. On my end, we will try to sort through this matter. For everyone else, this thread is closed for 24 hours.

COOL DOWN!

[Mithadan]

Now that everyone has presumably calmed down and all issues have been resolved, I am reopening this thread several hours early. Please keep future posts on-topic (refer to the first post on the thread if need be) and good natured.

[Elenna]

Here's one that we should ALL say:

I'm sorry.

And I am. Now, back to fun and games!

[Phoenix Solitude]

What about me? What would I never say? I think this is something.
Me: Please rate me!
OR
Me: I really hate Cimmerian. He bugs me sooo much. (BTW, me and Cim are actually quite good mates if you don't mind me saying so Cim, so that's the nature).
ME: Anyone who calls me Sol will die a very painful death!
Halbereth Diagona: Please call me Halbi it's such a cute name!

[VanimaEdhel]

Halbereth said I could call him Halbi! I don't think he minds too much...LOL

Random thought: back to the merriment!

[Elenna]

Me: Oooh! Is that embroidery? I LOOOOOVE embroidery.

Me: RPGing is so lame. I think I'm going to stick with purely factual discussion from now on.

Cimmerian: Hear hear!

[Nevfeniel]

Me: My comm. apps. teacher is the best teacher in the world! Why do I only get 1 semester with her?
or
Me: My geometry teacher doesn't give enough homework.
Sorry for the non-Middle Earth post. Just ignore me. . .

[The Fifth]

A couple of jests for my best RP-friends:

Thengise Greenleaf of Mirkwood: * punches Calad in the face * I hate you, you stupid elf! Die!

and.... "Mirkwood? Legolas? Wazzat?"

ColletteTook: "I have decided that I shall no longer be a hyperactive fool. From now on, I shall be the most serious person in the Barrow-Downs. Oh, and the best speller in the Barrow-Downs, as well."

Alkanoonion (Sorry if I misspell your name): "Welcome to the Barrow... ah, forget it."

[burrahobbit]

obloquy: I expect I will be posting quite a bit. I've been a friend of the Elves for a long time, but only recently have I been consulting their lore books, and it's been very exciting.

[NazgulNumberTen]

gimli: banned again...oh no! (sniff) now i have nothing to live for...

[Ithaeliel]

Bethberry: Ummmmmm, yeah, I like, don't really know what to tell ya, lol. Oh, BTW, where's Erebor?

Me: I have nothing on my hands today! Yee-haw! Now I can spend all day here!!!! (yeah, hint-hint people... I might have to kill myself off in a few RPGs smilies/frown.gif)

[ColletteTook]

Things my RPG firends would never say:......

SUICIDAL ELF CHICK: Im majorly against commiting suicide!

FAYE: *Cackle* i want to become a nun when i grow up...

THENGISE GREENLEAF OF MIRKWOOD: NOTICE ME! (your boyfriend is about to)

THE FIFTH: ARRR! I HATE RINGWRAITHS! i would much rather be an adorable little hobbit.....

ME: IM AN ELF! IM AN ELF!!!!!!!!!

[Rosseiliantiel]

Me: (Something comprehensible)

[Cimmerian]

Mithadan - I am the king of wishful thinking.

[Elenna]

Me: Boy, Orlando Bloom really is the best part of the Tolkien experience. Those cheekbones! Yeah, baby!

[Lush]

bombur: "Well dude, I guess we disagree. That's totally cool. Anyway, moving on..."

Marileangorifurnimalium: "BAN ALL TEENAGERS FROM THE SITE!"

Birdland: "No thanks, I'm allergic to coffee."

Belin: "Girls must be seen and not heard."

Mattius: "God save the Queen!!!"

Mattius: "My favorite character? Eowyn. What a babe!"

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Lush Europe is so tedious. How glad I am to be back in God's country.

Actually I heard that this was a great place to ask whether they intended to release a book of the film. I stayed in case there was free beer in the offing.

[Ithaeliel]

And what, pray, is wrong with teenagers? I happen to be one, muy muchas gracias!

Lush: (about twelve times faster than the normal speed of human speech) And then he said that I said that he said that I said that I like had a crush on him and I was like, "No way!" [etc. etc. etc.]

[Lady_Espel]

Like, hardly anyone on this site: Don't you think Daniel Radcliff is sooooo cute. I might marry him

Sorry, at least i tried

[vanwalossien]

Anyone here except me: JKRowling is a genius!
Oh, and what, if I may ask, is so wrong about Danny? He is kinda cute (yes, the only reason why I'm doing this is to annoy.. But I mean it) Harry Potter is good books, and if I was some years younger I would've liked Daniel a lot! It is possible to like more writers than JRRT (sorry, but it's time you realised the truth..).
Me: What movie? I hardly ever watch movies!
Samwise: What the heck, you stupid newbies don't need my help, and you're not getting it. Get lost! (I'm still convinced Samwise is one of the nicest persons ever!)

[Turambar]

Squatter "Hey y'all" . . .

[Ithaeliel]

Maril: Sry ppl ive droped my facke imege 2 reveall th real marilenathornilallalithium. (Wats my name again/?) NEway i dont rlly speelgood @ all,i haf 2 luke everting up in the dkisunerry 2 b a good spller(sp?) w/o doing chat tlak,. g2g out of hear,cul8er ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I am good. smilies/cool.gif smilies/wink.gif

[Belin]

smilies/biggrin.gif , Lush.

Rimbaud: As time goes on, I find myself becoming more and more Americanised (sp?).

--Belin Ibaimendi

[Maikadilwen]

People, behave yourselves!
We almost had an open flamewar earlier because of the heat evolving from the RPG discussion.

Please, let's not have another one because of the spelling discussions, OK?

Now all of you sit down and be nice to each other.

[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[Belin]

Maika, I assure you I didn't mean in any way to flame Rimbaud, who I very much like and admire (in fact, I was hoping to amuse him), and I don't think Ithaeliel was attacking Maril either. These posts, unlike those to which you refer, are made with affection, so I don't think you need to worry. smilies/smile.gif

--Belin Ibaimendi

[Maikadilwen]

I know you weren't attacking anyone Belin, but if you look through the earlier posts, you will see that it all started rather innocently but soon got out of hand.

The reason I was yelling a bit before, was simply because I want to avoid this happening again.

What some may consider an innocent joke can be very hurtful indeed if not all are aware that it's meant for fun.

So keep posting folks, but be nice. smilies/smile.gif

[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

So keep posting folks, but be nice.
...that dosen't sound like Mai!

[Amanaduial the archer]

yeah nn10...wait a minute *takes out a gun and points at maika* Who are you and what have you done with Maikadilwen?!

[Elenna]

C'mon, guys! Maika has some good points. The whole RPG flame war that caused a lot of people to leave the Freestyle room forever started with some rather innocent posts that were meant to amuse.

[mark12_30]

Squatter: "I think blue eyeliner would look better on me than black."

Rimbaud: "Pretty good, y'all."

Lush: "I'm giving it all up to go and work at Disney, as one of five hundred Minnie Mouses on duty."

Bethberry: "How do you like my new Superpowered Bejewelled Flaming Magic Sword That Turns Into A LaserLance That No Dragon Can Withstand and that I've named 'The Envy Of Every Mary Sue'?"

Birdland: "More gore. More blood. Who needs humor and lightheartedness?"

Mithadan: "Vulnerability? Waste of time."

[Maikadilwen]

Heh, don't worry Elenna, I can handle it. I knew I couldn't turn my back on those two for long... smilies/wink.gif

[HerenIstarion]

Saulotus: I'm not going to take into account Round Earth theory of Tolkien's

lindil: nay, we must use it, though it is dragging whole of the published Silm down

jallanite: what round earth theory? is it in The Hobbit?

Aiwendil: I'm not sure, you know, maybe in the appendices to LoTR?

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ]

[Halbereth Diagona]

Me: God, there is only one opinion. All others are wrong. Totally wrong.
Elenna: Hey, go mad! Meaningless, stupid, chat like RPGs are fun! And while we're here, stick your moderation post BW!
(No offence meant Elenna, u r a fine Mod)

[Elenna]

Elenna: Geez, Halbereth! You made me cry!

Ah, sarcasm. To be perfectly honest, Halbereth, I was pleased that someone took the time to put me in this thread!

[Master Kia]

Many of my 101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post are from Irc since I don´t know much about The Downs yet.. Sorry.

edhel_espyn: I just can´t believe how could I love that Kyr person! smilies/mad.gif
Sindacuion: I know a thing I could do today! Ill stop being so corrrect and spelll chacker.
(Note: I´m not actualy a bad speller, I´m just making it long better smilies/wink.gif )
lady_hannah: Now... Lalalalala... ( no earmuffs needed since I´m a good singer )
Me: I love pink.. I´m soo Girly! Even so I´m a guy!

I don´t want to offend anyone, so if I offend some one, just understand I´m new here and I wouldn´t know if I was offending someone.

[Amanaduial the archer]

master Kia: Yup, I am to blame for everything. Did I offend anyone? Ok, yup, I totally intended too...yup, been here for years!

smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Master Kia]

Lol!!!

Amanaduial the archer: Hmmm...Master kia: Sorry I didn´t try to offend you all! I didn´t try to!!! Sorry!!!

smilies/wink.gif Just the same as you smilies/wink.gif

Ivie: I´m an Angel!!! I´m so good!

[Lush]

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Favorite film of all time? Reefer Madness, old chap. Definitely the most educational cinematic endeavour on the dangers of marijuana."

Knight Of Gondor: "Hey! Why isn't Liv Tyler naked yet? Are you telling me I paid six bucks to see a friggin' kiss???"

Rimbaud: "Now, this is really stupid, you're probably going to bite my head off for posting this, but if I could just put in my measly two cents worth of garbage, I'd like to say that..."

Bethberry: "Meh, what we really need is a Barrow-Wight swoon forum. The swooner the better. Bwahahaha."

[ November 02, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[HerenIstarion]

Belin: Whatever you say, I have no opinion of my own on anything, I'm just following up the current fashion

(BTW, if seriously, there is a real quality to his own opinion usually , to tell the truth)

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ]

[HerenIstarion]

littlemanpoet would never post:

I'm not actually saying Sauron was Ok, he, well, bent the stick over a bit. But Saruman, if one takes closer look, is quite a chap. He wanted order and knowledge, or, strictly speaking, he was just so progressive. The goal was alright, and who cares about losses by the way? After all, trees may grow again, and if not, so what? And all this tricky elves shielding their unprogressiveness with falsehood like preservation. Preservation of what? Nothing solid beside it, just thin air. Just to think they banished Ted Sandyman. Obviously Tolkien is escapist of the worst kind imaginable.

[ November 05, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ]

[VanimaEdhel]

Me: I'm politically correct! And no way should George W. have won that election! I agree: I have no opinion of my own and don't like to speak my mind for fear of being rejected.

Guo Si: Nah...I don't much care for myself...

Any mods: You know what? I say "Welcome threads for all"! To heck with controlling what people say! And: I say we add a special "slash" secion to the RPG's! And one for the fanfics too! We love Legolas-wives! We'll have a whole section devoted to fellowship wives! And, that old "drool section" that was proposed? Just put it up! And we were the first to post in there! Yup: about good ol' Orli. (OOC: who gave up smoking! Yay! Good for him...okay: back to the merriment) And here is the link to other sites...you can vote for them at Tolkien world if you want. You know, I've been thinking we should cater to broader ranges, so...we decided to add a Harry Potter section.

Thenamir: You know, I'm only faking you out when I say I'm "old and grumpy" (OOC: you are not be the way, Thena...). I'm really happy that VanimaEdhel is always saying "no you aaaaaren't!" every time I try to intimidate rule-breakers in the chat by saying I'm old and cranky, then proceeds to give me a biiiiiig hug right in front of everyone...yup: I just love it when VanimaEdhel makes me look like a cuddly puppy...(OOC: you know you are, Thena)

[Elenna]

I too was happy to hear that Mr. Bloom gave up smoking, though not for fangirl reasons. Although he said he's been biting his nails off - how will that affect his popularity?

[Galadrie1]

I don't think biting off your fingernails affects popularity.... I'm not too unpopular (and we all know what a huge celebrity I am smilies/wink.gif).

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

[TolkienGurl]

I've been reading some of these and they're really funny! I don't want to risk getting anyone mad at me so I'll just make fun of myself:

Me: Religion? Theology? What are you talking about? Those don't matter! Its existentialism for me!

Kinda lame, but I'm busy right now. Ich lerne Deutsch heute. (I'm learning German today.) smilies/biggrin.gif

[VanimaEdhel]

I too was happy to hear that Mr. Bloom gave up smoking, though not for fangirl reasons.

I was happy because my daddy gave up smoking on September 9, 1999 (just as Hurricane Floyd hit my town), and I am happy for him because I know how hard it is 1: to initiate the quitting and 2: to follow through with it.

Biting his nails? Hm...well, Elijah Wood has been doing that all the time and no one really cares...

Although, Orlando did say something that was either completely adorable or completely sleazy and done only to get more girls to drool on him (Does he walk around with a mop or something? He must...). When asked about his relationship, he said (this isn't a direct quote, I have no idea the exact wording, but I'm summarizing),
The only relationship I'm in is with my dog, Maude. She's the only girl in my life. But I do love that feeling when you're first in a relationship. You know, women really are special. They dederve to be cherished.

He went up a bit of a notch in my rating of him until I realized that 1: his publicity people might have coached him and 2: he might be one of those fake romantics that just do it to get girls. I'm hoping that he just is a really nice guy that'll make someone (probably a supermodel) very happy someday.

On that topic: has anyone noticed the sudden surge of movie-Legolas teenie-boppers in the "Middle Earth Mayhem" room over the past 24 hours? About 3 new "Legolas drooling" topics have been started there...

EDIT: I suppose I should speak on topic a bit. Okay, here goes...
Me: Christian? Me? Oh, all the way baby! I am a very devout Catholic and proud of it!

Elenna: I'm an unfriendly, cold biatch! Don't mess girl!

Me: Who cares about romance and ancient times? Give me some WALL STREET!

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Kalimac]

I haven't really been in this particular forum before and just managed to read the whole thread through - whew! A few additions, and since I've never done an RPG in my life, none of them are RPG-inspired.

LUSH: Sexual implications in Tolkien's writing? Heresy! How dare you imply such a thing?

BIRDLAND: Flippant comments will not be tolerated. Now, to continue my thesis about the philological differences between early and later drafts of the Quenya languages...hey, pay attention!

MARILEANGORIFURNIMALUIM: Substituting Arwen for Glorfindel was undoubtedly the best thing Peter Jackson did. Her swordsmanship and command of fighting tactics are one of the most impressive parts of the film.

BURRAHOBBIT: Duz NE1 else think Orli rulez?????!!!!!

CHILD OF THE 7TH AGE: About the medievalism evident in LOTR, I think I heard somewhere that the fights and stuff were based on - oh, something that was old. Some saga or other. I don't remember the name, but it was Norse and had a bunch of guys killing each other. Eh, who's got the time to read this stuff anyone? Cliff's Notes for me, every time.

KNIGHT OF GONDOR: Aragorn and Arwen slash? Bring it on!

and of course

KALIMAC: To put it in three sentences or less, I think...

That's all I can think of for now. Incidentally, I'm very fond of all you guys smilies/smile.gif.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Hm...well, Elijah Wood has been doing that all the time and no one really cares...


yeah, but he smokes as well. Hes doin real well that boyo...

[Elenna]

I read Orlando Bloom's quote in Teen People, and laughed. Very cute, I thought. I brought it to school and showed it to all my guy friends, who are insanely jealous of all male celebrities. Now, they're all saying the same thing.

And Vanima, I feel so loved!

[Amanaduial the archer]

sounds interestin Elenna- is it on the internet?

[VanimaEdhel]

Probably somewhere, Aman. I just saw "Interviews With..." and Orlando Bloom was one of the names on the magazine in the grocery store, so I grabbed it and read the article while my mom and I shopped.

And, no problem Elenna!

[Elenna]

He said the following:

Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected.

And if that just wasn't too cute, he added.

They are a handful.

Awwww! Isn't he just precious!

[Lush]

Elenna & Co.: "Silly chit-chat about Orli? Who? Moi?"

[Child of the 7th Age]

Kalimac,

Hey, I loved that. Now what was the name of that source? Bay-Oh-Wolf! That's it.

Here's one for my buddy Rose Cotton:

Sam Gamgee! I can't stand that man. He really gets on my nerves. Why doesn't he just take his pans and stuff it?

sharon

[Lush]

littlemanpoet: "Advanced discussions of Middle Earth? Meh. I have more fun picking my nose than yapping about this nonsense."

burrahobbit: "Well, the Christ-like symbolism of Gandalf's character is fairly obvious..."

Elenna: "Screw you, guys! I'd have an easier time moderating a bunch of unruly sheep."

Estelyn Telcontar: "Hope? What? What the %$#@ does hope have to do with LOTR anyway? Isn't all about sword-fighting and ring-tossing anyway? *Yawn*"

[Rimbaud]

Lush: Oh, hey, you're married? Great.

smilies/wink.gif

[ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ]

[Lush]

The scary part, my dear Rimbaud, is that I actually *do* say things like that every once in a while.

Rimbaud: "Bring on the ladies, yo!" smilies/wink.gif

[Lush]

Sharkey: "Greatest man of Middle Earth? Elementary, my dear Tooks: it was Faramir! Why? Er...I'm supposed to back that statement up, or something? Nah, sorry, I have no time to rummage through eighty volumes of obscure references. Pah."

Kuruharan: "Hurin? Oh that little loser? Whatever, man, he spent 28 years tied up to some chair, or something. It don't impress me much."

Knight of Gondor: "Keep your religion out of your damn signatures!"

Kalimac: "Boat? What boat? A little too specific, dont'cha think? How about we go back to discussing who the coolest Elf is?"

burra: "DOWN WITH THE TOTALITARIANS!!! FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!"

Beren87: "I was always a fan of Chairman Mao if I may say so myself..."

[Zohariel]

I'd like to know what I'd never say. And what, pray, is wrong with Harry Potter? It is a great novel just like Lord of The Rings, and excuse me if you don't agree but HP is not a childish, uncomplicated rubbish as so many people make out. Just cos it doesn't have 101 layers, doesn't make it rubbish!
Me: *doesn't blow up at an insult*
Me: Elves are cool. Dwarves? Eeeeewwww! (like, I would never say ew.)

[VanimaEdhel]

Me: Double personality? I have no idea what you mean! I'm the me I am on here and that's all it is to it! Yup, the oversensitive teeny-bopper is not me! No siree, Bob! I'm exactly like this in real life! I really do not care about attractive men. I'm perfectly satisfied with just my mental pleasure and not my physical!

Me: RPG? My own? Yaaaaay! Thank you Mithadan! I'll get that right to you! I can't wait to start my own! Nerves? Nah, there are none of those! I WANT my own RPG! And I'll do it really well too! Everything is going to be perfect! Time? Suuuure, I have ages of free time to work on one! Please can I have one? Please, please, please? Please gimme one?

Me: Ego? Naaah...I have no ego...

Gandalf_theGrey: I hate you all! I hate RPG's! I'm never having another RPG unless it's a party RPG! And VanimaEdhel may never join any more RPG's of mine! I hate these stupid RPG's! And Gandalf sucks! Who cares about a stupid Istar? I'm just going to play Elves from now on! All Elves or Dwarves! No more Gandalf! That's it! No more wizards or RPG's! That sums it up! Totally!

[ November 29, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Mithadan]

LOL, Vanima! And touche.

[Gandalf_theGrey]

To Birdland, Lush, VanimaEdhel:

Thank you all for mentioning me in the posts you've made in this thread! Wish I could reciprocate, but at this stage in my life I don't feel I'm capable of the right/special kind of talent and creativity it takes to write this kind of humor. Thus please accept this simple expression of grateful acknowledgement, poor a recompense though it be, as you deserve far better. smilies/smile.gif

* bows *

Gandalf the Grey

[VanimaEdhel]

LOL, Vanima! And touche.

LOL! I couldn't resist!

Thus please accept this simple expression of grateful acknowledgement, poor a recompense though it be, as you deserve far better.

Why, thank you! *Jumps on Gandalf and hugs him*

EDIT: and check out the personal title! *stands proudly and shows it off*

[ December 04, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[LePetitChoux]

Is this a thread for only members who are quite "old" to this forum? No? Then here is my lowly attempt:

Rimbaud:i h8 typng lots of stuff and capitlising it all and ponctuating [mistake intended] it and using big long words

I'll just go away now... smilies/frown.gif

[latando angaina]

LePetitChoux:

I plainly dislike all those "high-brow" movies and small budgeted avanguard cinematography. Some good bloody Hollywood blockbuster for me, if you please...


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[Diamond18]

Knight of Gondor: "Liv's voice is so @#!**##@!! sexy and my hormones are raging right now! &*$%$ this forum, I'm gonna go watch a Madonna video right now."
(If Knight ever posted that I'd be severely traumatized).

Barrow-Wight: "You know what, Skippy the Nazgul, you are totally right! I think I'll turn over the Barrow Downs to you! Who do I think I am, anyway: the guy who started this site?"

Tigerlily Gamgee: "I hated that stupid movie! They completely butchered the book! I mean, pointy ears on Elves? That is inexcusable! I think I'll go kill PJ!"

Diamond18 (me): "I hate Pippin...he's so dumb. Personnaly I think they made him look too intellegent in the movie."

[VanimaEdhel]

Le Petit, you forgot:

Rimbaud: Iu think thet tyops r awl prt of lif. dun' u? i m leevig (sp?) no. bi.

(just the "(sp?)" part you left out...lol)

[Diamond18]

Mintyztwin: "From now on I want all of you to call me 'Minty'. I know how hard it is for you lazy wimpykins to type out a ten letter name, so don't trouble yourselves anymore."

Rimbaud: "I can't think of anything witty or clever to say today...and I hate frogs. Nasty, icky things; give you warts and make you late for dinner."

[VanimaEdhel]

Any of the overly-bright members: small words good. i only use small words now. little girls like vanima only know small words, so we will make her feel good and use small words and no caps, so that her little eyes can read the words...

BAH on prolixity! BAH, I say...whereas my history teacher just yelled at me for wordiness in my essays...oh well, no one said I wasn't a hypocrite...so is Thomas Jefferson for that matter, speaking of history class, but that's a whole different essay...

[Rose Cotton]

Tigerlily Gamgee: Guess what everyone? I'll be posting the entire TTT movie line by line on a thread where everyone can see all the spoilers! Won't that be fun?

[*Varda*]

*decides to finally take a look at this thread*

Me: Newbies? I just love newbies! Particularly those lovable little newbies who come onto the chat and flood the place declaring their love for Orli...It's just so sweet...

Rimbaud: I hate frogs. Death to Kermit. And throw the flashy suit in the bin. Pfft.

[ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: *Varda* ]

[Kalimac]

Any Barrow-Downer: Tigerlily, please, tell us everything! A pox upon waiting until the movie is released!

[Galadrie1]

Vanima: OH MY GOD! The Silma-what's-it-called is SOOOOO confusing! Someone, please please please explain it to me!

[Maikadilwen]

Helkahothion: Elves are the most pathetic race I've ever heard about in my entire life. They're weak, stupid and ugly! Don't know why I should even waste my time reading about them. Why did Tolkien bother us with them? No no, Orcs all the way! Oh, and by the way, Mandos sucks big time!

[VanimaEdhel]

*Huggles Galadrie1 for being nice*

Skippy the Nazgul: Nazgul suck. They're really the most pointless point of the book. They don't NEED them at all!

Barrow-Wight: More Forums! That's what we need! More Forums! Full of teeny-bopper goodness!

Me: The teenies that sometimes frequent the Chat are the best part of the whole site! I just love when they come in!

[TolkienGurl]

Me, again smilies/smile.gif
What the [colorful language] was PJ thinking?!? I HATE what he did to the movies! A purist?!? Yeah right! Oh, and I'm definitely NOT going to sit in a theater for three hours! At midnight! That's CRAZY!!!

[Lush]

mark12_30: "My dear Lush, I have completely forgotten your fetish for men wearing eyeliner. How odd that anyone should bring it up!" smilies/wink.gif

Gandalf_theGrey: "Bwa ha ha, I'm gonna hack the other Tolkien forums and then I'm gonna sign up all their moderators for 40 porn newsletters each!" *spits on the ground and triumpahntly flips the birdie at those assembled*

littlemanpoet: "All this talk of Faerie is alright and stuff, but it's distracting me from taxes and grocery shopping, so give me a break, will you?"

Knight of Gondor: "Everyone's gone bananas over Two Towers, silly gits! Skip the drama, you can always rent it in a few months, sheesh."

[ December 17, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[The Fifth]

Any Barrow-Downer: WHAT??!~! ORLANDO IS MINE!~!!~!!`1111~~!~!~!~!~!!!~~~!!!!!`111 KEkekekekekek ^_______^ :P~~!~!!!!!!!12@!@!!!!!!! lololOLloll tant isi soooo funY!~!~!!!!!

Me: Lazy? What is that?

Rimbaud: You are all bloody twits that deserve to be spanked repeatedly with a levitating toad. FEEL TEH POWER.

VanimaEdhel: I have no intention of making fun of myself. * sips some tea while holding a pinky out *

[VanimaEdhel]

Any Barrow-Downer: WHAT??!~! ORLANDO IS MINE!~!!~!!`1111~~!~!~!~!~!!!~~~!!!!!`111 KEkekekekekek ^_______^ :P~~!~!!!!!!!12@!@!!!!!!! lololOLloll tant isi soooo funY!~!~!!!!!

Didn't even understand if that said anything except for "What? Orlando Is Mine!" Does that say "lol that is so funny!", or am I just making that up...and what's kekeke?

TheFifth: I'm here! I'm here every day! I haven't disappeared from every RPG I've ever been a part of! I'm right there, every day, just posting away!

And what, praytell, is wrong with tea? I love tea! I'm an American, so I like mochaccino's more, but tea is a close 2nd there!

[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Helkahothion]

Maikadilwen: I don't want power and I surtenly do no want to kick Melkor and Sauron of their thrones and rule in their places.
You know what I like Hobbits and Mary Sue type character's I just love those. Hobbits are lovly and I am a young beautifull woman and not an old hag.

Now THAT is something Maikadilwen would never say.

(altough she will beat the living sh*t out of me when she reads this)

[The Fifth]

Didn't even understand if that said anything except for "What? Orlando Is Mine!" Does that say "lol that is so funny!", or am I just making that up...and what's kekeke?


Yes. It does say "lol that is so funny!". "Kekeke" is... I don't really know, but I was once a Starcraft nerd and I would always hear those ditzy freaks say that.

TheFifth: I'm here! I'm here every day! I haven't disappeared from every RPG I've ever been a part of! I'm right there, every day, just posting away!

Not every RPG. Sure, I did sneak out of AAwtK, but I actively posted in The Psychotic Elf (one of my favourites) and I am merely waiting for the right time to post in Castle Maladil as Kenelm (preferably when the group gets to the Castle).

And what, praytell, is wrong with tea? I love tea! I'm an American, so I like mochaccino's more, but tea is a close 2nd there!

Do not mock my love for green tea. Oh, and green tea ice-cream. Perhaps a cup of Earl Grey will do. Just make sure to dump 20 pounds of sugar in it.

And my last punctuation marks... ???

[Maikadilwen]

(altough she will beat the living sh*t out of me when she reads this)

Helkahothion you, and everybody else here, know already that I am not a violent person.... smilies/evil.gif

[ December 21, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[LePetitChoux]

burrahobbit: I never, ever, ever, ever, ever....hey, is that a squirrell? I really love squirrells...wow, I wish I had a pet squirrell...sorry, where was I? Oh yes, as I was saying, I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever stray from the point.
smilies/smile.gif

[Lush]

Rimbaud: "No coal in this little frog's stocking! Squeaky clean is where it's at, my darlings."

Túroch: "All hail Lord PJ!"

Sharkey: "..And may I add that Mr. David Wenham deserves an Oscar for an outstanding performance. Oh, and an Oscar for Phillipa Boyen while you're at it, for a terrific interpretation of the Captain of Gondor."

[ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[LePetitChoux]

B-W: You know what? I'm kinda tired of running this website. I'll close it now.

If the above ever happened I would literally go crazy (I spen at least 1 hour here EVERY DAY. It has become my life!) http://www.smilies.nl/dieren/grommit.gif

[Helkahothion]

Hi all,

ME:What do you mean RPG? RPG is so entirely boring. Why would BW even bother to put it in? Man I wish I could run this site, I would make it so much better.

Maikadilwen:Go away I don't want to answer your stupid questions. And I sertainly don't want to help people understand things.

Greetings,

Anuion

[VanimaEdhel]

Helkahothion: I have one gender and one gender alone! And Elves suck!

...

(Note that I did not put in a "Greetings, Anuion" at the end either)

[LePetitChoux]

Me: i h8 lort &dis sight ill go 2 da best sight evva (http://www.expage.com/antilotrpage) cus this sight is so bad.

It pained me to write that. http://www.smilies.nl/dieren/grommit.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

Maikadilwen: Evil? Me? And my gentlelady character Rhana? Oh surely not. Oh Im hurt, really I am....and I hate angel smileys!

[Maikadilwen]

HEY! Keep Rhana out of this. You know she would never kill someone just for fun... uhm... OK, so she would, and so what? smilies/evil.gif

[dragoneyes]

Me: I H8 U ALL!!!!!!

sorry, I had a lot of pent up energy, I had to release it.

Argh! There I go with the apologising again! I'm far too nice.

[Rimbaud]

Rimbaud: You are all bloody twits that deserve to be spanked repeatedly with a levitating toad. FEEL TEH POWER.

Yet I would say that. Although my definite article would be more...definite.

[Helkahothion]

Dear Vanima,

I just put the Greetings, Anuion part in it to make it more like al letter, I like that.

Darn you I hate you, because I can't think of anything.

Let me just go away.

*slowly turns around, but then makes an unexpected move*

MOSHPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

*Jumps untop of everyone*

Sorry Vanima, I just tought it was funny so I just had to add this.

Uhm right, sorry for this of-topic, I'm of.

Greetings,

Anuion

[Amanaduial the archer]

Erm...yes Helka. Of course...

[Helkahothion]

Dear Amanaduial,

Don't mock me mortal, you don't know the evilness that is within me. So bow down to my greatness and suffer my anger for being so insolent.

Just kidding, everybody knows I'm a moron.

Greetings,

Anuion

[dragoneyes]

Or if they didn't then, they do now.

[Helkahothion]

Hmph,

You ar ever so kind Dragoneye's.

Ill leave a little "present" in your e-mail inbox as a token of my apreceation. smilies/evil.gif

Greetings,

Anuion

[Balin999]

Myself (specially last year): Hey guys, I'll post here everyday now. I got soooo much free time, and military service is NOT bothering me!
(just to bring myself in this thread)

I read through the little battle in this thread, and I want to say that we all should try at all times to remain calm, harressing postings can destroy so much. I'm saying this because this happened at a Diablo-Forum called "The Dungeon Tavern", where I was a member.
So, keep cool, and, well, have fun.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Wise words from Balin. smilies/smile.gif

[Balin999]

Is that something you would never post?
Just kidding smilies/biggrin.gif

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Liked that one Balin. Touché and 1-0 on the score bord in favor of Balin999

Greetings,

Anuion

[VanimaEdhel]

dragoneyes: Im a meeen witch so dun' mess! & i dun' CARE about ur country! im only interested in mySELF!

*huggles dragoneyes for being so cute and sweet, as she really is...*

[ January 15, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Balin999]

*Bows to Helkahothion*
Thank you indeed! Finally someone who has detected my genius. (Kidding, again smilies/smile.gif )

[Raefindel]

I have no clue what I would never post and aparently, You guys don't either! HA ha ha! smilies/evil.gif

[Ithaeliel]

Oh, I could manage to think of something, Raefindel... smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

Groundskeeper-Willie: I LOOOOOOVED The Two Towers! It was perfect, all the characters were great; PJ is immortal and he deserves his credit!!!!!!!!!

Lush: I have an announcement to make... I have decided to stay in America and become a nun. I have relinquished my soul-soiling ways and hopes. And Russia and Germany both suck.

Alkanoonion: BAAAAAGH!!!!! I hate you all!!!!

Rimbaud: *singing and jumping around happily* They're going to make me a saint, haha, they're going to make me a saint! Haha, heehee, hoho...

I know... so cliché and unoriginal... it's the best I can do.

[VanimaEdhel]

Well, when you run out of insults, you generally start complimenting each other, Raefindel! I'm sure you people could think of more insults for me, they're just too mean to post smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/evil.gif !

[ January 15, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Lush]

This poor, spammed up, forgotten thread... *Sigh*

Rimbaud: "Reagan Republicans forever!"

Squatter: "I'm rather in a mood to put on my fake Rolex and hit the clubs. Later, little Legsie fans!"

Merendis: "Wow, you've read Hamlet? Wow, like, what a dork!" smilies/rolleyes.gif *snaps gum*

Estelyn: "Ugh, parody."

Kate, a.k.a. onewhitetree: "...So then they dragged me to listen to some retarded band, Sigur-whatever the $#@%, and I was like, eew..."

mark12_30: "Hobbits schmobbits. I want to write about the beautiful people!"

[mark12_30]

Raefindel: Oh, I could never make one of those, I wouldn't know how.

Child of the 7th Age: Children? No, thanks.


edit....

hmmmm, shmobbits. Shmobbits.... In a hole in a tree, there lived a shmobbit....

[ March 21, 2003: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

Is that something you would never post? smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Hmmm, a shmobbit....

[The Saucepan Man]

smilies/evil.gif Hehe.

Legolas: Well, that's not entirely accurate, but I'll let it go.

Lush: There's nothing that I like better than curling up on my own with a nice cup of cocoa and a bit of needlework.

Bill Ferny: Hey, it's just a sword. Who cares what it looks like?

HC Island: I really do not understand why PJ made all those changes to the films, and I can't be bothered trying.

MLD_Grounds Keeper Willie: Thank you, PJ, for making the films so faithful to the books.

Lalaith: Its obvious why there were no female characters in the Fellowship, what with girls being so weak and helpless and all.

Beren87: Good question. I have no idea.

smilies/biggrin.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Estelyn Telcontar: I'll just let this totally irrelevant topic float...

[Lush]

Saucepan Man: "Bugger off. I can't be bothered to respond to some Tolkien-related nonesense."

Tar-Palantir: "Weed in the Shire? How dare you joke about that???!!!"

Bill Ferny: "I dunno."

Iarwain: "Ah, the wide spectrum of the genre of fantasy! Ah, those lovely paperbacks with the busty lovelies in chain-mail bikinis on each cover! They bring joy and light into my heart!"

[Lush]

Just thought of something while in the shower.

Estelyn: "wot an eru????????"

Bill Ferny: "So like, this topic is going to concern ya'll's opinions on what would have happened if Legolas was really Gandalf's illegitimate son. Gimme gimme gimme!"

Bill Ferny: "As the BD's resident expert on beer, I would like to add that..."

[Beren87]

Saucepan Man: "Bugger off.

Oh, I could see him saying "Bugger off".

[Eressië Ailin]

Beren87: Good question. I have no idea.

LOL!!!

This is all I can think of right now:


Barrow-Wight: OMG!!! just found this game tig on se its really fun and cool ne1 wanna play?

*pokes lots of ppl* TIG!!!!
wassup_666: This thread will be closed shortly. The Barrow-downs is a forum, not a chat room, for intelligent Tolkien-related discussions. Please refrain from posting any other Dominic Monagham Games.

This >>>>>>.<<<<<< is a period. Please learn to use it.

ME/Lostgaeriel: OMG!! Lokk at these great pics of Orli!!! He is SOOOOOO HOT!!!!! Screw Viggo, HERE I COME ORLI!!!! I LOVE OB!!!!!

Can anyone come up with anything else for me?

[ March 31, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Bugger off. I can't be bothered to respond to some Tolkien-related nonesense.

Oh, I could see him saying "Bugger off".

Bugger off. smilies/wink.gif

[Lush]

mark12_30(DMX style): "If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick aight..."

akhtene: "Me no understand. What's a Slav?"

Bell Ferny: "It's English Majors' Appreciation Week!"

Estelyn: "Oh no, what was I thinking moving this latest Greatest Horse topic into Novices and Newcomers?" *slaps head* "Go ahead kiddies, post wherever and whatever you want, since you obviously understand the forum so much better anyway!"

Bethberry, Squatter, Mithadan, et al: "Them poncy degrees don't mean nuthin'!"

Raefindel: "Uh. What's the difference between tulips and deliphiniums again?"

The Saucepan Man: "I never dare contradict the Almighty Lush!"

Legolas, burrahobbit, oblo: "Tolkien was just kidding when he said he didn't like allegory. No. Really. Funny-ha ha!"

[Diamond18]

Squatter: "Poetry? Like, as in, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got the flu...'? Or something like that... No, I'm not really into that. But I guess Tolkien wasn't a very good poet. I mean, like, his stuff was kind of 'trite', or at least that's what I've heard people say. I dunno. Whatever."

Bill Ferny: "What if Tolkien had never been born, and you had lived back then (like, whenever that was) and you got the idea for hobbits, do you think you'd end up writing LotR, or something else?"

Bethberry: "A-lit-er-a-tion...huh?" *scratches head*

Rimbaud: "Hair...'style'...? Uh...nah. I just take a knife to it if it gets in my eyes."

Estelyn: "I think 'RPG' stands for 'Rotten Peeled Grapes', or something. Either that or 'Random Posts = Great!'"

burrahobbit: "I've decided to major in oration and minor in theology. What do you think?"

The Barrow-Wight: "Announcement: I've decided to redecorate the BD...what do you think of a light teal background with a deep violet for text and salmon pink for links? And I'm changing the name to 'The Bunny Downs'."

Lush: "I have no sense of humor, and I detest anything that even remotely resembles facetiousness. And if you make any jokes about me I'll leave and never come back, and I mean that. Totally. smilies/frown.gif Do you see that? It's a frown, it means I'm deeply unhappy and dead serious."

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Me: HIIIIIII!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I SAY THAT OOOPS CAPS IN On CaN i Sau hthat Orlig is HJuist SOO mien Couz he SaID so in A lEt ter Well actualLLY No, I didn'T GEt #No Lerrer But Oh weLL HE mine neway..
(I'm going to have nightmares about this for the rest of my life...)
or

Me: Humour? What is this humour you speak of?

Barrow Wight: I miss the Lord of The pants threads, let's bring them back!! NO POSTS CAN BE TOLKIEN RELATED!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Legolas- Let me answer that in one sentence...

[Bill Ferny]

“I dunno.”

Hey! I’ve said that… I’m pretty sure… once… maybe… dang smilies/frown.gif

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

smilies/smile.gif this is fun-

Annunfuiniel- here's the question guys, in plain ordinary prose...

Meoshi- I can't find enough shieldmaidens for my new RPG...

Beren87- there are already fifteen threads exactly like this in the quiz room, but what the hey!

Saucepan Man- what's an Avatar and how do I get one?

[Oddwen]

Hmm, I only just looked at this...I don't know very many people that well here so I'll try this:


The Saucepan Man: Role model? Wuzzat? Let's all go get drunk and go joyriding and cowtipping!
(Sorry, S-man!)

Mornie Alantie: Ah, ferget Gollum for Disco King. Borrums rocks!

Rynoah: Who? Boromir? Sorry, I BELONG TO LURTZ! HUBBA HUBBA!
(I finally got to type that phrase...)

Me: no i dont lik funny stuf i like serius stuf an borimor is such a lozer, gett a lif i meen dat is such a s2pid fraze...i g2g 'cuz me and leggy r getting married we r going 2 alaksa 'cuz i love sno an the theeme for us is harry potter, 'cuz i luv it and i'm marrying him 2, 'cuz their both so HOTTTT! o ya we r gonna have nsync an backstreet boys sing 4 us, im marrying them 2....

Eew! smilies/eek.gif I didn't know I was capable of that....

B-W: Yes! You may use giant pictures on all the threads! Yes! I am going to up the silly limit on pics per thread...I don't know what I was thinking! I mean, 8 is such a dorky number! Oh, what do you peeps think of the color pink? Is it me or what?


I love all you guys muchly, by the way!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Sharku- Ooh! Elrond's Guestbook!

~Menelien

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Birdland- I read Silmarillion through four times last week... smilies/wink.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man: ... Let's all go get drunk ...

No comment! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

He's feeling guilty about his "tipsy tea" at yonder party?

[elven maiden Earwen]

probely been done before but

Meela: Denethor, nah hes an idiot and Grima man he is soooo ugly.

smilies/biggrin.gif

[Diamond18]

No one has ever done me in all 11 pages of this thread. I should sue.

[Birdland]

Diamond18 - "I say it's duck season and I say 'fire'!"

[ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Birdland ]

[piosenniel]

Actually, that sounded more like a comment Lush might make, Diamond . . .

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

my best shot, Diamond, since you invite them-

"Why would I read the book when I can see the movie?!?" (spoken in very stereotypically blond tones)

[Annunfuiniel]

Sophia the Thunder Mistress: I could never ever stay up all night browsing the BDs!
or
CS Lewis sucks!

Diamond18: Why should I want to write a book when I could become a Backstreet Boys groupie??

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

The one about Sophia gave me an idea: me: No, I, uh, never sneak online at night, really!!

~Menelien

[Helkahothion]

No comment!

Cheers Mate smilies/biggrin.gif

Amanaduial the Archer: Rp what? I don't have time writing storys. Ill just be over there admiring the beautifull mating dance of the rainwurm.

[Firondoiel]

One Axe to Rule them All: Who needs Gimli? Dwarves are such losers!

Oddwen: What's with all this "Do the wave" jazz?

[Amanaduial the archer]

LOL!! smilies/biggrin.gif

But hey, I could appreciate rainworms as much as anyone! If they existed, there would be much appreciating from this corner! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Helkahothion]

If they existed,

Oh they excist okay.

[Diamond18]

Diamond18 - "I say it's duck season and I say 'fire'!"

And yet, Birdie, I would say that...if I was having pronoun difficulties. smilies/wink.gif

Actually, that sounded more like a comment Lush might make, Diamond . . .

Fruedian slip. smilies/tongue.gif I plead the Wee Hours of the Morning After Spending Too Much Time at the Party Defense.

"Why would I read the book when I can see the movie?!?" (spoken in very stereotypically blond tones)

It's actually kind of frightening—I can do a pretty good valley girl impersonation. The horror of it all...

Diamond18: Why should I want to write a book when I could become a Backstreet Boys groupie??

Annun, you win the Mithril Diamond Necklace Replica Award for the Most Fittingly Wicked Opposite Quote Pertaining to Moi. smilies/biggrin.gif

I'm shameless... smilies/tongue.gif

[Oddwen]

What's with all this "Do the Wave" Jazz?

*shudder* You're closer than you know...ever since seeing "Chicago" win best picture, I've vowed never to use that "Jazz" phrase again...*shudder*

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

I could never ever stay up all night browsing the BDs!
AAAH! I would never say that! Annun's on fire with these... smilies/wink.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Diamond18: Ugh! I despise parody and punnery. They most definately rank equally as the lowest form of humour.

obloquy: But surely it is fundamental to the understanding of Tolkien's works to establish precisely what Legolas looked like.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress: Nope, I just can't be bothered to go and look that one up.

... OK, so that last one brings to mind the words pot, kettle and black smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: No, I don't have any homework, and in any case, I've already done it!

~Menelien

[Lush]

No one has ever done me in all 11 pages of this thread.

No wonder you never look tired.

I should sue.

Hire Mithadan, then. I hear he gives discounts to his...best girls.

Actually, that sounded more like a comment Lush might make, Diamond . . .

Moi? I resent such wicked type-casting.

Sincerely Enraged, Xenophobic, and Young,
Lush.

....Lest I forget:

Diamond: "Double entendre? Is that, like, a new kind of gum?"

Legolas: "Thanks, but no thanks. I've no time for a Tolkien forum. Have to make room for beer and fishin'. Hope ye understand."

[Beren87]

No wonder you never look tired.

Naughty Naughty.

[The Only Real Estel]

Why would you want to becaome a Backstreet Boys groupie when they're about to fall apart into their own individual bands ( to much fun with their fame... smilies/rolleyes.gif )? I've always hated them anyway....back to the topic now! smilies/cool.gif

[Diamond18]

No wonder you never look tired.

It's because I'm a Supremely Energetic Xenophile, Interested in Extensive Resting.

Hire Mithadan, then. I hear he gives discounts to his...best girls.

Naughty. Naughty, naughty, naughty. That's all I can think of to say...

To rebound from that display of sputtering speechlessness:

The Saucepan Man: "Children's books? You have got to be kidding me."

Lush: "I would never insinuate anything about a mod, much less an admin!"

Beren87: "I have a new idea for a Quiz: it's where you don't take turns asking/answering, you just throw whatever you can think of out there as fast as you can. A spam race, if you will. It'll be fun!"

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Beren87: Nooooo! That question is TOOOOO hard!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Durelin- I want to RP as a nice feminine character, preferably one who likes flowers.

[Lush]

It's because I'm a Supremely Energetic Xenophile, Interested in Extensive Resting.

What a grand way to live! You hardly need any advice from a hag like myself, except a reminder that I am, in turn, Nice, Articulate, Understanding, Generous, Hardy, Tardy, and Intellectually Entrenched in the Right. You couldn't find a more hard-core right-winger than I if you turned the entire state of Alabama upside down.

But back to the topic:

Rimbaud: "If Arthur Rimbaud were alive today, he'd shop at the GAP."

Squatter: "I'll do anything to please anyone."

Legolas: "Orlando rox da house indeed!"

[Helkahothion]

"Orlando rox da house indeed!"

Legolas does not like Orlando Bloom? How ironic. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

Pardon? No, that would be him saying Legolas was cool, ie, he does like him.

[Beren87]

Beren87: Nooooo! That question is TOOOOO hard!

I'm about ready to on some of gilraën's questions. Not having the letters is quite a drawback.

And Diamond, I simply despise people who don't take turns. smilies/wink.gif

[Helkahothion]

Any Downer: I am glad that they left the Barrow Downs out of the movie. I mean it would be a whole lot more confusing to see where those three Hobbits got their swords from. And that way they did not have to put that annoying Thomas Bombadil in. And why did we need him anyway? Pippin and Meriadoc could just have died in that ehm what is it called? Oh yes the Whomping Willow.(for people who don't know it, that is a tree from Harry Potter smilies/biggrin.gif) It is not as if those two have done any good. Well, I don't know since I don't read the second book. I stopped at the tree cuz that Bombadil fellow came. I think that J.K. Tolkien made a serious mistake there. I think he should have stopped after the Hobbit anyway.

I don't think you are gonna see that on the downs smilies/biggrin.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Or maybe...

Any mod: ooh! Looky! A discussion about the importance of antibacterial soap in our daily lives... wonderful.

~Menelien

[Carlas]

Arvedui III-The Matrix? Now what the heck is so great about it?

Maika-A colourful tent! Thats exactly what my character needs!

Helka-Please, please, your too kind, Im not that great!

Carlas[Me]-I only eat because I have to!

[Iarwain]

Burrahobbit: Yes, I'm a Christian.

Me: Anarchy rules, life is madness, rock on!

Barrow-Wight: The Downs is a self sufficient organization, money's no problem here!

[Helkahothion]

HelkaPlease, please, your too kind, Im not that great!

Actualy, I have said that many times Carlas. smilies/smile.gif

I think that the mods would most certainly not post that they would like the conversation. They would just say: Soap is not of the essence. Please get back on topic.

It would be funny of Bethberry would say: Yeah I have seen that movie, it totaly rocked. Did you know that the soundtrack from my little pony was written by the same artist that did the cuddlebears?

I would be very surprized. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tarien Ithil]

101 BDners would never post

Hmmm...OK, I've got a few smilies/smile.gif:

Barrow-Wight – Oh, you’re all welcome to post whatever you want! Go on, post!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh: watz wrong wiv my riting????

Niluial (when a newbie asks her for help): Oh, git lost. I’m busy!

Legolas: Nazgirls welcome!

Balin999: I LOVE Balrogs!!

Phew, OK, I can’t think of anymore. *sighs and leans back in the chair* smilies/wink.gif

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Niluial: I'm bored. You people are BORING! Bored, bored, bored...

Aman: I really can't be bothered to reply on my RPGs. Too much like hard work.

Helka: Geez people, get back on topic!

[Niluial]

Hey… lol I never really took note of this topic. I read through all elven pages, just about to cry and thankfully Lyra Greenleaf and Tarien Ithil said something about me! Thank you smilies/biggrin.gif
Niluial (when a newbie asks her for help): Oh, get lost. I’m busy!
Lol…. Nope I would NEVER say that.. he he smilies/wink.gif
Niluial: I'm bored. You people are BORING! Bored, bored, bored... That will be the day smilies/biggrin.gif

This is fun ummm….. ok I am not too good at this but I’ll give it a try!

Tarien Ithil – I hate bubbly people, they really get on my nerves! Why can’t Barrow-Wight just ban GladarieloftheOlden and Nilual so they will NEVER ever come back!

Lyra Greenleaf – Oh I just hate green… and my avatar it sucks!!! Oh this website sucks, my friends sucks, my name suck ALL OF YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID!! Why do I even bother coming on here?

GladarieloftheOlden – Did you know I only spend 5 minutes on Barrow-Downs?

Barrow-Wight – I luv it wen peeps rite wit chat talk, don’t u?

Helkahothion – Oh I wish I were better looking. Me aragant oh please since when? I could never be perfect.. I don’t even think I am 1% perfect (GladarieloftheOlden says: Helky likes Niluial, Helky likes Niluial) Helky replies: Ewww…. I hate Niluial, she is so stupid! Me this marvellous person… like her? You must be joking!!

All I can think of now.. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

Aman: I really can't be bothered to reply on my RPGs. Too much like hard work.
*Aman chokes, holding heart, breathing heavily. Regains breath* Please, dont scare me...

You've got me down to a tee. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Helkahothion]

Helkahothion – Oh I wish I were better looking. Me aragant oh please since when? I could never be perfect.. I don’t even think I am 1% perfect (GladarieloftheOlden says: Helky likes Niluial, Helky likes Niluial)

Where do you get that idea of me? I'll bet it's Durelin. SHe came up with the hairy dutchman thing. (which I am NOT!!!)

Piosenniel: Okay this proposal sucks. TRy again and find the error's you're self. What me help you? You got to be kidding me. I don't have time for such utter nonsence. I'm a mod, I only critisize people and don't pay attention. Be gone you ignorant newbie and if you ever try to get into an RPG I will ban you from the site. You have to learn RPGing yet? Tough luck baby, this is my town and I hold the scepter. smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Niluial]

Um... Hairy Dutchman... what??? Where??

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Tarien Ithil – I hate bubbly people, they really get on my nerves! Why can’t Barrow-Wight just ban GladarieloftheOlden and Nilual so they will NEVER ever come back! Hehehe... *pops idea*
Tarien Ithil: I will become a hermit. I am never speaking to you people again. This place is just so dull!
GladarieloftheOlden – Did you know I only spend 5 minutes on Barrow-Downs?
*new idea*
Niluial: I will now procede to spell Galadriel's name correctly! smilies/wink.gif (Just kidding Nil, I don't mind.) (GladarieloftheOlden says: Helky likes Niluial, Helky likes Niluial) Helky replies: Ewww…. I hate Niluial, she is so stupid! Me this marvellous person… like her? You must be joking!!
Me: Helka? Like Niluial? What the heck are you talking about? smilies/tongue.gif

~Menelien

[Hirilaelin]

A few for our darling Helky... smilies/evil.gif

Helka: I love you all, you're such dear kind people, I would never insult any of you!

Helka: Bethberry! Let me give you a hand! Can I help you in any way?

Helka: *in stern voice* Now, really, this isn't on topic! Get right back to it, or I'm alerting the Barrow Wight!

Helka: Spelling is very important you know... I pride myself on always having perfect spelling!

Helka: *blushing* Oh no, I'm really a no-body. Oh please stop, all this attention is really embarassing me!

[Galadrie1]

Since it seems to be pick on Helka day (or maybe week.. or month... smilies/wink.gif) I guess I'll take a turn, too. This is inspired by our lovely chats on MSN:

Helka: RPing? What? Who cares! I'm never gonna RP in my life! I mean, it takes soooo much time... I have a life you know! I think everyone else should see my way, too. Nobody else should start RPing.... Ever!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: no really, I'm just like I am here when I'm alive... not dull at all, certainly. smilies/evil.gif smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

Edit: or...
Either myself or Sophia: I've got perfect sleep patterns, really. smilies/tongue.gif

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Iarwain: Morality? Well, it's very black and white really. No point in getting into a deep discussion about it.

Legolas: Tolkien's letters have absolutely nothing to add to our understanding of Tolkien's works.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Saucepan Man- I'm all for censorship... Don't let the little brats read what they want to, they might develop into free thinking individuals. *shudders*

smilies/biggrin.gif Sorry Saucy, I know it's utterly horrifying, but I couldnt stop myself.

Menelien- you ought to add Mr. Saucepan Man to the list about irregular sleep habits as well... it's quarter till four in his timezone, is it not?!

[Niluial]

Niluial: I will now proceed to spell Galadriel's name correctly! (Just kidding Nil, I don't mind.)

Oh my word!!! I cant believe this.. Galadriel whom is only one of my best buddies on Barrow-Downs… I CANT EVEN SPELL HER NAME CORECTLY!! The sorrow.. the shame!!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress: MOMMY!! (runs in moms bedroom crying) the thunder is scaring me!!

Barrow-Wight: (goes on hands and knees) my fellow chat.. *ahem* forum buddies… you are all so amazing and I am in aww of all of you (starts kissing Helky’s feet, and worshiping him)!!! smilies/tongue.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Niluial: Now that I have spelled Galad's name right, I will spell 'awe' right! smilies/wink.gif

Sophia: Whah? RPGs? I ain' in no RPGs, you @#$%ing friek! smilies/tongue.gif

~Menelien

[Niluial]

Niluial: Now that I have spelled Galad's name right, I will spell 'awe' right!

Hey!!!! No fair!! I can spell I just don’t like to spell correctly!!

GaladarieloftheOlden: Niluial always spells everything right… she is just perfect in everyway!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Nil: No, I would never make fun of somebody who is trying to help me with my spelling. You see, I hold it too dear for that type of thing. ( smilies/wink.gif) By the way, you put 'every way' in one word. *clicks tongue*

Saucepan Man: Saucepans? What saucepans?

Estelyn: My avatar, it's from that movie, what was it, Shirk? Or was it Shork? smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Niluial]

Oh GaladrieloftheOlden I am going to get you back for this smilies/tongue.gif someday somehow!!

(GaladrieloftheOlden singing) My heart is alive with the sound of music….. I hate Enimen (sorry don’t know you spell Enimen…?? I don’t!!) like I did before!!!

GaladrielofthOlden:Me hyper.. you must be joking!! I have never been hyper in my life!

Niluial: Galadriel could yo

GaladrieloftheOlden: no..

Niluial: bu..

GaladrieloftheOlden: NO!!!! SHUT THE *$@!* UP!! Niluial I have no time for people like you!!

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(GaladrieloftheOlden singing) My heart is alive with the sound of music….. *shudderturnsgreenshudder* That was very acurate, Nil... smilies/eek.gif *retch* smilies/wink.gif

aragornreborn: There is no one truth.

Me: Gone With the Wind? His Dark Materials? What the f***?

~Menelien

Edit: My spelling has clearly been affected by Niluial's posts smilies/wink.gif

Edit2: Me: Niluial is bad. Niluial is terrible. smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif

Edit3: Me: Overuse smilies? Me? I think you're talking about the wrong Galadriel here...

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Niluial]

Edit: My spelling has clearly been affected by Niluial's posts
You are evil!!!!

ME: So Helky what is your motto? Mine is never waist my time watching LotR!!

Helky: Oh mine is “I live to please EVERYONE!! If everyone ells is happy, I am happy!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Helka: Cussing? Who, me? *innocent smile*

Sharku: Bootleg=Cool

~Menelien

[Hirilaelin]

Lush: I have absulutely nothing to say on this subject.

Helka: *huggles*

[Helkahothion]

OMG quote mayhem:
Helka: I love you all, you're such dear kind people, I would never insult any of you!

Helka: Bethberry! Let me give you a hand! Can I help you in any way?


Helka: *blushing* Oh no, I'm really a no-body. Oh please stop, all this attention is really embarassing me!
Helky: Oh mine is “I live to please EVERYONE!! If everyone ells is happy, I am happy!!
Helka: Cussing? Who, me? *innocent smile*
Helka: *huggles*

It is surprising how bad you people know me. I have said those things a couple of times. I really do want to help. And about making people happy, I try always to cheer up in my own little way. And I am so gay that I have said huggles about a million times smilies/biggrin.gif And if you only knew how many times I blushed. Oh I'm getting too much carried away.

GOTO: Smileys? Nah, stupid useless things.

[Hirilaelin]

It is surprising how bad you people know me. I have said those things a couple of times. I really do want to help. And about making people happy, I try always to cheer up in my own little way. And I am so gay that I have said huggles about a million times And if you only knew how many times I blushed. Oh I'm getting too much carried away.

smilies/biggrin.gif

Oh Helky, we all love you! Sweet, kind, innocent... THEN AN EVIL, SARCASTIC, JERK!!! smilies/evil.gif (Schizophrenic, I tell you...) But naw, we really do love you. smilies/smile.gif

[Helkahothion]

Gosh. Thanks. And now cut it out! You're making me blush damnit.

*blushes*

Greetings,

Anuion

[Hirilaelin]

*giggles wildly at a job well done*

Helka: Writing is so pointless. I mean, really! I'd rather just watch reruns of Loony Tunes,l that's high art.

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

GOTO: Smileys? Nah, stupid useless things.

Ahem... smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif Hehe...

Everybody posting on this thread: Helka? Who's Helka? smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

[Amanaduial the archer]

Nah, Helka is mijn Engel. smilies/smile.gif

[Hirilaelin]

Well mymsie, you can at least control him. We, on the other hand... Not a chance! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Bêthberry]

Lush: "I am ever so thrilled to see this thread develope into a chat conversation. Really, I have myself so often in the past taken such a flippant attitude toward the discussion style of the Downs. I shall certainly have to hold myself back from posting chatishly here."

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Bêthberry ]

[VanimaEdhel]

Diamond18 - "I say it's duck season and I say 'fire'!"

Actually that's something I would say...randomly too.

Bethberry: So I was like okay! But then she started getting all "what the dilly yo?" You know? So, getting back to our conversation about totally hot guys...topic? Oh it was about the Vala? Huh? Wuzzat?

Hopefully anyone here: so bout Tokin...hoo's Tokin? I thot dis wuz a discushon uv subwa's. newho: wut's w/ all da old-fashoned stuf? cudn't dey jus us ther cel fones and crs 4 all dat?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

*convulse* smilies/wink.gif

Oddwen: Middle Earth MayheM? What? And what's this "Disco King" fad...?
Pio and/or Child of the 7th Age: RPG? What's it stand for?

~Menelien

[Tarien Ithil]

Whoa!!….nearly this whole page has been dedicated to…….Nil’s bad spelling mistakes!! (which is beginning to affect certain people) smilies/smile.gif *nudges GaladrieloftheOlden* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tarien Ithil]

Give a round of applause to….Nil!! The Queen of Spelling! Just ask her a word and….poof! She’ll spell it for you! C’mon every one! Give her a hand! *drum rolls and trumpets*
Oh, and how can we forget her faithful sidekick, GaladrieloftheOlden!!
*more drum rolls and trumpets*