101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Lush]

I'm sorry, I just had to rip off the Books Forum here. If I'm breaking any rules, please feel free to smack me upside the head. Once again, keep it clean, for those that want to participate!
*Disclaimer* This is in no way meant to offend or to hurt anyone's feelings. This is just for fun. If you want to really rant on someone, go somewhere else.

The Barrow-Wight: "Lookie, here's an off-topic thread about badgers! Great fun! Keep going, guys!"

Sharku: "Guess what everyone? I have a bootleg copy of the TTT preview! If you want it, come and claim it!"

Mhoram: "Orlando Bloom discussion in the chatroom tonight, 8:30 sharp! Major topics: cheekbones, eyes, lips, and the Christina Ricci rumour. See you there!"

Kalessin: "Whoa, you guys are way too deep. I'm going to go watch MTV now."

red: "Welcome newbies! Make yourself at home!"

Rinurion: "Everyone, meet my best friend, red."

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Keats? Who the hell is Keats? Ah, yes, you want an on-topic, relevant thread? Sure thing, lads!"

[The Barrow-Wight]

This topic is not Tolkien-related. I'm shutting it down!

Just kidding! smilies/biggrin.gif

Lemme think of one or two.

Thenamir: "Who gives a &$@#! Keep your &#$@ and &@$# and just have fun! Yee haw!"

Kate: "J.R. Tolkeen is my favrit arthur ever. He's even gooder than uther arthurs."

Kate (again): "Dave Matthews Band is the worst."

That's all I have time for.

[Sharkû]

'The line "the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings" is pretty straightforward.' -- Underhill

[Rinurion]

Thanks lush... it really lightened my day. smilies/smile.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/smile.gif.

[Dwarin Thunderhammer]

Barow-Wight: Sure I'll make you an op. all you have to do is ask!

Thenamir: Cussing isn't all that bad.

Thenamir: All truth is relative

Sharku: English really is a superior language.

Underhill: Shouldn't we just say things clearly and not go off on rabbit trails.

Gilthaion: Oh yeah I have plenty of time to do another RPG.

Mhoram: I love all those off topic discussions.

red: Undeerhill nyeah, whatever.

Kate: Orli is soo hooot.

Kate: I loved my color theory professor.

Twinkle: I HATE ZIFNAB HE IS SOOO MEAN smilies/frown.gif

Rinurion: I think that the the personification of the Balrog. Is an alligorical representation is equoivicall to demons and other apporitions. smilies/wink.gif

[Lush]

Aralaithiel: "Elves are Tolkien's most idiotic creations. Stupid immortal gits!"

The Barrow-Wight: "I tell you chaps, what we really need is another Bible thread!"

Zones: "Geez people, learn how to write in complete sentences! It's not hard, you know!"

Mhoram: "Silma-what???"

[Mayla Took]

Here is my five sence to add.

muffin_goddes~ "What kind of moron cryes in a LOTR film. Tsk, I would never...."

Samwise~ "I have decided that Sam can lick my boots! I don't see what I ever saw in him! Now Legolas on the other hand, theres a hunk of burnin' Elf! Oh yea, and I am seeing somone about that spilt personality...."

Lush~ "Viggo Mortensen? What a sorry excuse for an actor! I wouldn't be caught dead with seen whith him!"

Gilthalion~ "Awww! I can't think of anything good to write for my fan fiction. Boo hoo! Pleaase, will some of you nice people help me think of somthing?"

Ha ha, that is fun! Thanks Lush.

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Mayla Took ]

[Estelyn Telcontar]

What a fun thread, Lush! Here are a few more:

Lush: Orlando Bloom? Oh, puh-lease, who's interested in some punk actor - he doesn't even look good!

Maril...: The movie is just awful - that director whatsisname didn't show Frodo looking at the ring often enough! But who cares, there's nothing we can do about it anyway!

Sharku: Welcome to the Downs, bunny-wunnies! Please post often!

Glenethor: Movie? What movie?? They made LotR into a movie???

zifnab: You want a source quote for that? Nah, too much bother for me to look it up!

Mhoram: I'm a newbie - please don't eat me!

Numerous participants whose names I will not mention:
Why should I post an answer? I have nothing of significance to contribute to that topic!

smilies/tongue.gif

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Estelyn Telcontar ]

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Estelyn Telcontar ]

[ElfRayor]

did I say that? smilies/eek.gif

[Lush]

Nah, Zones, it's something you WOULDN'T say. That's the point of the thread. smilies/smile.gif All in good fun.

Mithadan: "Traveling is for cheapskates who can't afford to get the Travel Channel. Why both with jet-lag, when you can see it all on the tube?"

The Barrow-Wight: "The exectuive committee of this site, or, to put it more plainly, me, myself, and I, has decreed gloom, doom, and rotting corpses to be no longer fashionable. Therefore, we are changing the theme to Lothlórien..."
Sharku: "Ooh! Ooh! Does it mean I get to be Galadriel?"
The Barrow-Wight: "No, you prat, white is not your colour..."

Glenethor: "Yeah, I saw FotR, like, once. Not too shabby of a flick, but sitting through a three-hour movie again is simply beyond me."

Mhoram: "Who are Led Zeppelin again?" *scratches head*

Turambar: "Eh, William Wordsworth, what an idiot."

Aralaithiel: "Yeah, I'm writing this fan-fic, but I have a Kafka-esque approach to these things. I really don't want anyone to read them. They are totally private, you know."

red: "All you need is love! Doo doo doo doo doo..."

The Barrow-Wight: "Boromir was the most tragic of all Tolkien's characters. Poor guy never wanted to hurt no one, he just needed to protect his people! Whenever I read that part, I cry like a little girl." *sob*

[Turambar]

Lush - "Abstinence is my guiding principle." smilies/smile.gif

Mithadan - "$%&^*#@ you, you &*(%%$-ing &^&*#$%%.

Bruce MacCulloch - "Edward I - a good historical model for Theoden."

red - "can we go over thant balrog-wing question one more time?"

Eve - [insert any reasoned, intelligent comment]

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Turambar ]

[onewhitetree]

Estelyn: All these long words are getting to be too much for me. I think I'll lapse into chat pidgin from now on. l8ers!

Barrow-Wight: You know who I really miss? That Borthand guy. He was a real asset to my site.

Underhill: dident u no? Iam speelcheck Man!

[Lush]

Hahahaha, Turambar! If you only knew! (I'll be taking that one as a compliment smilies/biggrin.gif )

Maril...: "...And then I saw Richard Gere, and was, like, 'OMIGOD! It's Richard Gere!!!' I threw myself down on the ground before him, started screaming his name, and begging him to sign my chest. Then, security came and began to drag me away, kicking and screaming..."

Turambar: "No thank you! I don't need to know what any of you look like!"

Kailmac: "Orc-women? *Yawn* Who gives a damn?"

Rosa Underhill: "Bible? What kind of losers read the Bible these days anyway?"

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[Thingol]

red: It's Red, not red

Lush: Bear? Who drinks alcohol? I could really go for some apple juice right about now.

The Barrow Wight: This board is has too much Tolkien talk on it, we need an off topic section. As of tomorrow 'll be starting a Nascar section.

Mhoram: What type of a loser watches Nascar?

Sharku: What kind of a freak takes quotes and life advice from some strange poem with a name like The Havamal?

Kate: Well I've tabulated the points and it looks like Sharku has won. Sharku please send me your home adress, the grand prize is 1 million dollars.

Kate: Did you all see me on MTV's spring break? I'm gonna be in this new video, it's called Girls Gone Wild VII

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Thingol ]

[Belegfanaion]

Here's a couple!

Jake: Orlando Bloom?! Who the @#$% would like a guy with POINTY EARS? That's like lovin' a @#$% VULCAN!

Andrew: {BURPP!}

Dannette: YOU SHALL NOT BURP!!!!!!!!

Andrew: Falls off bridge, dragging Dannette down with him.

[Rinurion]

Heres my poor attempt at joining in smilies/smile.gif...
zifnab: can som1 pls be my friend? pls... im so lonely...

Dwarin: Elves are far, far better than those stinking dwarves

Dwarin: Why would you want to hit them with a shovel when you can impail them with the aeglos?

Kate: Bloodless rain is such a wonderful contributor to the barrowdowns...

Mosco Baggins/Nevilinion: The ops are so fair. Why would i want to be an op with these wonderful people around?

Gilthalion: Of course you can be manwe, my dear. In fact, you can take control of the entire rpg smilies/smile.gif.

[Mhoram]

The Barrow Wight: This board is has too much Tolkien talk on it, we need an off topic section. As of tomorrow 'll be starting a Nascar section.

Hah, don't put it by him. But then again, with me beating him so bad, he probally wouldn't want to talk about it at all. *nudge* *wink*


Kate: Did you all see me on MTV's spring break? I'm gonna be in this new video, it's called Girls Gone Wild VII

Yeah, umm, I had planned to comment on this, but it just isn't worth loosing those eight Kate-points i've accumulated.

psss, guys, let me remind you, be careful not to say anything that could be taken offensively. The last thing we need is someone taking a joke too far and really hurting someone's feelings.

[Orald]

BW: "Borthond was a cool guy, but I really miss Salavas"

Sharku: "Where the heck did you get that quote from?"

Tar-Elenion: "It's from HoME XIII, Myths Transthorned"

"well, my favorite would have to be pippin..."


Lindil: "Why don't we have polls for threads like "who is your favorite member of the Fellowship?" anymore? I loved those."

Mithadan: "I agree"

Kate: "I'm taking the position of round earth which is verified from many sources, yes. But I am ALSO taking the intent and statement of Tolkien established in ANADUNE and carried forth in subsequent revisions (accompanied by letters of the time and afterward) that it was always round.

They go hand in hand.

If you choose to call that revisionist, then I stand with Tolkien in his 'revisionism' with pride.
Although it seems to me that in trying to piece information in, and disregarding text that doesn't fit the old models, the term revisionist is backflowing to the originator.

Examining an oft quoted text such as OF DWARVES AND MEN gives a perfect example.
They will cite information selectively from it, but hold the text as unacceptable because it damages too much of the old text.
Who's truly revising here really?

They are trying to window dress old text that in places has been abandoned or altered as shown clearly from the (to them) unacceptable sources they are pulling from. These are the creators of differing mythologies, not Tolkien.

By exemplication of comparison: they are trying to hold the text of HISTORY of LOTR as canon (RETURN OF THE SHADOW, TREASON OF ISENGARD, WAR OF THE RING, SAURON DEFEATED), while pulling information from the finished LOTR, and rejecting passages that contradict this 'established' canon.

As for what is published in LOTR concerning elvish orcs, the conclusions are stated as only assumptions by the elves.
Look again.

Concerning the 'Bad ol days', this could have valid applications several ways.
1 They were present. (Possible if the corruption of fea/hroa is strong enough to have been rendered unnatural and against Eru's law; see sorcerors, wizards, deadmen of dunharrow for other examples of extended time in Arda)

2 They were not present. (Also possible, as statements are made that are carry-overs or references to/from bygone eras. See 'those were they good ol days', 'in the days of yore', 'once upon a time' etc.)

This does not examine the possible applications from learned speech patterns (beasts), orcish mythology, possible references to a time of indirect control of a dark lord, or other scenarios."

[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: Durelen ]

[Orald]

And I think we all know twinkles inevitable reply to Kate's statement which will lead to a very deep thread on Orcish Fear in which Estelyn and a few others will throw themselves into.

[Marileangorifurnimaluim]

Mr. Underhill: "Look. This is a simple fairy tale. Stop reading into it."

Kalessin: "Post-modernism? Khalil Gibran?? Let's stick to quoting the books, shall we?"

Lush: "Haurumph. This is a serious discussion, not a Hobbit walking party. Take your tomfoolery elsewhere."

[LadyArwen]

Haha! This is a great thread! How about:

Mhoram: Aw c'mon ... give the newbies a chance ... they just need to prove themselves in time, that's all ...

red: Under-eighteens. Such a pleasure to meet you all.

red: Elijah? What ... Elijah Wood! Oh Elijah, take me, take me!

Sharku: *rubbing hands* Right now, time for some serious Orly discussion time!

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Shadowfax/Facsimile: Why should I be interested in a topic for a serious book discussion - I'm only a teen! I just want to know if you think Orly is hotter than Elijah! smilies/wink.gif

[Bruce MacCulloch]

Any one of the hormone-driven Orlando-droolers: 'I agree. I think that in order to gain a proper understanding of the question at hand, one absolutely must refer to the Letters for clarity. The next best place to look for a possible answer would be HoME XII, Peoples of Middle Earth. Either way, I'm not going to answer it for you - Look it up!'

[ElfRayor]

my self: ohh! look my cow is flying!
BW: hmpf! i wanted to close that topic!,
we r sorry ,we have to close this topic .........

[Mithadan]

Scandalous! Libelous! Entirely undignified and insulting!

*Admin looks about quickly to ensure no one is looking.*

Mhoram: I had an invigorating discussion on Chat last night about heroic archetypes in the Silmarillion.

Legolust: Indeed, fascinating discourse.

[Rimbaud]

Myself;
1) any post where my second point doesn't utterly contradict my first
2) any post where my second point isn't a mere copy of the first

Ops; There are 'other topics'? *Scratch heads and look round confusedly*

Pre-pubescent Legolas fans; So, I just got back online after translating the first volume of HoME into Sindarin when a thought about the relationship of the Legendarium and the Silmarillion occurred to me...

[twinkle]

zifnab: tax-returns.....whatever would i do with those?

Sharku: lederhosen are uncool.....

Thenamir: ebay? you can sell stuff online?

Kate: painting still lifes is such a wonderful pastime....

Miriel: chatting is too boring to me, i'd much rather continue working on my assignments smilies/wink.gif

Orald: Kate? who's Kate?

Mhoram: i just bought the new Backstreet Boys cd....best band to ever hit the planet...anyone care to discuss?

Bruce: heraldry is dead...

Telchar: i'm switching to water....permanently....

red: Belle just had two puppies smilies/wink.gif...i named them Elijah and Orlando, aren't they just the cutest?

Dwarin: chat bots are overrated....

Estelyn: i'm tired of sensible discussions...

Mirkgirl: mountain dew is for sissies!

[ElfRayor]

My self: HMPF! i wanted this topic to close! smilies/mad.gif
Dwarin: i think OP´s r stupid!ill will never be 1!
red: ill change my name to Red......
My self: red? well then ill be blue or.... black?orenge?red does not like Red so ill be Red!
smilies/biggrin.gif
B-W: oh! god we even did not have 1.000.000 forum members!
My self: who is member nº 1? was it j.r.r.tolkien got in the internet before dying? smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Niere-Teleliniel]

(I think RKittle was no. 1)

The-elf-herself: Sindarin? Why would anyone even consider learning such a common language? Gimme a break!

Airetalathwen: You know, this whole LOTR passion was just a fluke, I'm going back to horses....

[Lush]

LadyArwen: "Chatting at 5:30 in the morning is for losers. No offense!"

Kalimac: "Slavic languages...bleh."

Lush(me): "Sorry guys, April Fool's jokes are not my idea of fun, I find them immature and distasteful."

Maril...: "All my life I wanted to be just like everyone else!!!"

Sharku: "My favorite has to be PJ's interpretation of Arwen. I daresay she looks might tasty on that white horse, with that big sword!"

Bruce MacCulloch: "If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap!"

[mordor136]

almost anyone: "WHAT, no way. Aragorn gave them their swords not some dude named Bombidail and who's Tolkien?

[Bruce MacCulloch]

Bruce MacCulloch: "If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap!" But I do say that. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/yellows/twirl.gif

[dragongirlG]

Scandalous! Fun! Lovely!

Lush: Who's Orlando Bloom?

I Luv Frodo: I hate Frodo!

Kalessin: oh, who cares about intellectual debates? They're too hard for me. Everyone here is so much smarter!

Sharku: I admit it. I sell pirated merchandise. I just didn't want any competition.

No offense to ANYONE for this post.

[ April 22, 2002: Message edited by: dragongirlG ]

[Lush]

Bruce MacCulloch: "If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap!"

But I do say that.

*slaps herself on the head*
I meant to add that you probably would say that. Oops! Alright then.

Bruce MacCulloch (doing his best Longshanks impersonation): "The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!"

(Bruce, don't get offended, believe me, I get stupid movie references about Russia thrown at me on a daily basis)

Turambar: "Gee, I miss Eve. What a friendly gal!" *sigh*

Glenethor: "Man, do they absolutely have to include that silly poem in TTT? It sounded ghastly in the preview!"

Airetauriel: "Why is every fan of PJ's movies acting like they're a heroin addict going through withdrawal? It's only 8 more months! You can wait! Sheesh!"

[Marileangorifurnimaluim]

*Maril gets a naughty gleam in her eye and can't resist adding..*

Mr. Underhill: Well, the homoerotic subtext of the LotR is obvious..

Gilthalion: Hobbits? They're a bit, er, twee don't you think?

Mhoram: Gee. I'm not sure.

Mithadan: !!@!%&@e!! chatting orli fans and rpgers i've had enough of this, if the ops don ban any 1 4 evn saying the name orli im oughta hre! do u understnd me??????!!!!!

B-W: I have come. But I do not choose to do what I have come to do.
The Site is Mine!
All of you, get out.

[ April 11, 2002: Message edited by: Marileangorifurnimaluim ]

[Lush]

red: "Have some pity for Morgoth, you heartless twits!"

Zones: "Turambar, young man, I am 82 years old, my name is Henry Louis Gates, and I teach a class in Harvard entitled The Metaphysics of Language. Why the sudden curiosity?"

Mhoram: "Why be blunt when you can dance around the subject for a week?"

[Nevtalathiel]

Lush: Me, drink alcohol? You must be mistaken, I would never do something like that!

Mhoram: A difference of opinion? Don't bother to quote to support your view, I believe you!

[Turambar]

BARROW-WIGHT: I wish this thread would go on and on.

[Araen]

These are really too funny, and rather true from what little I have gathered from my short time at the BD. I however can't thik of anything to add.

[Lush]

(Ha! Turambar gives me the best ideas)

The Barrow-Wight: "The thread goes ever on and on/Down from the lush where it began..."

Airetauriel: "I just joined the Official Liv Tyler Fan Club! Go me!"

Mhoram: "...And then we sat around and listened to some Michael Bolton."

Nuranar: "Eh, Galadriel...I'm not that keen on blond hair colour and silly rings."

Araen: "Well now, let's see, since I know you all so well by now and everything, I believe that Turambar would never post that..."

[Nuranar]

Wow, I never though I'd see myself on here! To reciprocate as best as I can on the spur of the moment, my dear Lush...

Lush: Bartending is boring! Anyone can do it!

ElanorGamgee: Only short people can be hobbits!

[dragongirlG]

Jessica Jade: A Beautiful Mind? That movie was so much deeper than LOTR!

[ April 16, 2002: Message edited by: dragongirlG ]

[LadyArwen]

Just wondering ... you know how you wrote 101 Quotes and everything ... well when we seem to have a lot of quotes, is someone actually going to sit down and actuallycount how many quotes there are?
Or is that lucky job left to the creator of the board, Lush ...
smilies/wink.gif

-LadyArwen

[Lush]

I don't believe in doing any sort of mathematical calculations in my off-hours, babe.

[ April 17, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[Belin]

Well, here I have the unique opportunity of plagiarizing from another thread and a movie at the same time!!! (If this is all right... Or need I add:
Zones: Don’t worry, Belin, there’s nothing wrong with borrowing from other threads. )?

Araen:You’re that smart?
Lush: Ever heard of Tolstoy, Wilde, Keats?
Araen:Yes.
Lush: Morons.

Lush: Oh, look, another topic in which I have absolutely no interest.

Samwise: Riddles? Yawn…. I’m so sick of riddles.
Susan Delgado: Yes, me too, I think we should play cards instead.
HerenIstarion: Can I join you? I’ve already used every single quote I know.

Belin (me): Wow, I made an entirely coherent and tangent free post, just like I said I would never be able to do on that one thread... Oh. oops. (wow, that kind of turned into something I would say...)

Marileangorifurnimalium: All right, people, some of your names are just TOO LONG!

Ahhh, these threads are FUN.

--Belin Ibaimendi

[ April 17, 2002: Message edited by: Belin ]

[Lush]

Hahahahaha!!! *gives Belin a high five*

Kalessin: "Wuz up y'all? I've nevr red the book, but I got'sta say, that Arwen chik lookd daaamn fine in th movie!"

The Barrow-Wight: "My next executive decision will be to establish a new part of the Forum: this one devoted to my favorite character, Legolas."

Kate: "I have arachnophobia!!!"

Tar-Miriel: "Since I have nothing intelligent to contribute to the discussion, I'll just express myself with smileys:
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/evil.gif "

[Amanaduial the archer]

Mho:Greenday?who the h*ll r they?
Lush:Bartending?cripes no, im completely teetotal*simpers*
Im sorry jut the idea of Lush sipping tea and simpering i find rather bizarre...

[Susan Delgado]

Mhoram: Welcome, newbies! Enjoy yourselves! Do you have any questions you'd like me to answer?

true-king-of-the-ring (if he's still around): No, my topic is not only thoughtful, but completely relevant!

HerenIstarion: Sorry, I don't have a quote for that. Go ask someone else.

TheDarkLordSauron: You know what? I've changed my mind....I want to be a hobbit now!

Kalimac: I have things to add to the discussion, but I'm just going to keep them to myself.

Belin: *any post of ten words or less*

This is fun! smilies/smile.gif

[ April 19, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

[Lush]

TheDarkLordSauron: "I do not wish to draw any attention to my humble persona...But bright graphics hurt my eyes, er, eye."

Dwarin: "Elf-tossing? Sick! Scandalous! Aren't you afraid you may drop them?"

Mhoram: "The idea of, uh, dozing off in the middle of a good party is just strange, y'know?"

Marileangorifurnimalium: "I have legally changed my name to M. Short n' sweet."

[Belin]

Or another:
Marileangorifurnimalium: A party? Yeah, right! I wouldn't be caught dead with you people!

(umm, so to speak smilies/rolleyes.gif )

--Belin Ibaimendi

[Starbreeze]

Eh? There are none about me? *can't understand it* I would of thought that I would be the first person to be 'picked on' in this kinda thread! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ April 21, 2002: Message edited by: Starbreeze ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

Birdland: DIE FLYING FISH DIE!

Telchar and Dwarin: Down elf-tossing!help the campaign against elf tossing

Maril:*destinys child style* Say my name, say my name...

ElanorGamgee: Dr Pepper?Quests?*shudder*

[Starbreeze]

Samwise: Sam? Huh? who's he? Nah, give me Sauron anyday! Who needs hobbits! Roll on Dark Side!

[Merendis]

Sharku-away: Back!
Merendis: Ewe no? your rite! it is to much of a hassle too worry about homophones in hear.

[ April 23, 2002: Message edited by: Merendis ]

[Marileangorifurnimaluim]

Starbreeze: Fantasy as a genre is just camp. All that can be said has been covered by Tolkien.

[VanimaEdhel]

Hmmmm...I need to get a lot more annoying so you can post me on here smilies/wink.gif !!

Wait...not annoying *smacks self* I didn't need annoying...must take foot out of mouth *takes both feet out of mouth*

But: when I've been on here a while, you will see how quirky/weird/etc. I am.

And again, my message is getting longer and longer and longer. LOL. Well: as you know, that is another one of my traits. Someone could ask me "What is the date?" and I can launch into a whole "Well, today it (blank), but yesterday was (blank)..." and go on and on. Haha...

Oh: and I was laughing so, so hard at all of these...wait: this is completely irrelevant to everything isn't it? Well: I'll end it now...and find something that I can contribute positively to on the boards!

[Lush]

VanimaEdhel: "I've learned how to be concise!"

VanimaEdhel: "I'm sorry, I'm not goint to tell you what I look like. It would just drive you crazy. You'd start licking your computer screen, or something, and, well, that's not really good for the hardware..."

smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cimmerian]

I say, What is this all about, what?

[Niere-Teleliniel]

This is a take-off of the "101 Things LOTR characters would never say" thread. You post things that people from BD would never say. Eg:

Barrow-Wight: Sure it's okay to go off topic! It's not like this site is devoted to just Tolkien!

Just make sure you don't hurt feelings!

[Sindacuion]

Miriel - Oh please, oh please, oh please make me an OP, Sharku!!
zifnab - Umm.. How do you make remotes? It's too hard! *sob sob sob*
Sharku - That's it! I've had it with BD! I'm joining the Britney Spears fan club!
Estelyn - Please toss me! Please!!
Lembas - Lembas?! What's that?

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

Cimmerian: What in the world is an RPG?
*we show him*
Cimmerian: Oh that? RPGs are dumb! Who wants to play in an RPG?
(yes, I know that was bad. but it was the best I could come up with!)

[Nevtalathiel]

It's not bad, it's VERY true!

[Lush]

Cimmerian: "A sword-toting muscle man is not my idea of a hero. Holden Caulfield, there's a true inspiration!"

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

Frodo Baggins: Ugh! I hate this place! You're all so mean! *sniff*
(if you don't get it go to his "a few suitable words" thread in Novices and Newcomers.)
gollum*elf*pup: Simlies? Who needs smilies to express emotions?
Kalessin: Ok, ppl, therez no need to go all weird an start ranting we can all jus get along u know? what u think?
(the typos and bad grammar are in there because Kalessin is so articulate and eloquent... well I thought it was funny!)

[ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

[Rosseiliantiel]

OK here are some:

Losthuniel(aka Celeaewen): "I love Mary-Sues! I wish their were more on this site!"

Naurlothwen: "I hate Legolas, but I sure love dwarves" (no offense to any, but its just she chased one around with a popcorn bowl in a RGP, and then started screaming at the top of her lungs at him, it was very funny)

The B.W.: "Argh, I'm sick of all these Tolkein discussions! Talk about something random & off-topic, or go to another ste, already!"

this was a funny idea for a topic smilies/biggrin.gif

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Mhoram- "The molecular structure of mithril wouldn't have supported the force of a hit, as it has a weak structure, cubical. Force equals mass multiplied by volume. An average sword has a mass of 7 pounds, and a volume of 1.5 square feet. Therefore, an average 1157.625 pounds(7x1.5 to the third)."

I know that makes no sense whatsoever and I have no idea what I said.

[Marileangorifurnimaluim]

Lol - frighteningly Gimli, that Does sound like something Mhoram would post, minus one word: "mithril would not have supported the force of a hit.."

[Joy]

Actually Gimli, that sounds exactly like Mhoram.

Let's see....
BW: I give up, Tolkien is so boring.

Lush: I think I'll skip that glass of Vodka tonight.

Maril: Forget swordfighting!

[ May 28, 2002: Message edited by: Joy ]

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I guess I don't know Mho to well...

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Here's one-

Joy- "Orlando Bloom is like, so cute, like wow! http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[Joy]

Gimli - you're right about that!! smilies/biggrin.gif I like a real MAN!

Gimli: You know, I just have to brag a moment! - refer to the what BD'ers look like...

Matt Heathertoes: I'll let this question pass. I just don't know the answer.

[Rosseiliantiel]

Me: "I will not use any brackets, I hate when people use brackets! Brackets are so annoying! (i always use brackets) (heehee, brackets)"
BW: "Right, this thread is far to Tolkein-ish. I'm closing this down. Talk about something else already! Don't you people have any lives?"
Celeae:" People who rant annoy me so much, they won't shut up! But MARY SUES ROCK!!!

[Losthuniel]

thisa is funny! i think ill join in with my rather feeble wit
Cimmerian : NO MORE PLAYERS IN THE RPG!!!
any of the anti-orlandroolers: like, omigod, he is sooooooo hot! im going to and orlando site now, by
Alathariel: im giving up my queenship and divorcing legolas to go live in a deserted hobbit-hole

uh, pretty pathetic i kno. and im going to c0ome up with something brilliant once i press the "reply" button

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

Olo Gamwich: Y'know, some people just have waaaay too much time on their hands...
(in reference to his 'whatever floats your boat' thread, which, if you don't remember go read it, it is v. funny smilies/biggrin.gif)

[Nevfeniel]

Even though you said that you had no idea what you were doing, I need to make a scientific correction to your post about Mhoram, Gimli:
Force equals mass multiplied by volume Actually, force equals mass times acceleration. Sorry, I'm definitely no science wizard, I just remember that from IPC last year. Hehe. Don't look at me like that. . .

[VanimaEdhel]

Cimmerian: What's an RPG? Oh: you want to do a really stupid, brainless one? Let me join now!

Guo Si: Van! You're right! I'm so stupid! Why didn't I see that you have always been right?

Guo Si: What? Tackle YOU, Van? NEVER! I'm a GENTLEMAN! Oh! You slipped up and said "Are you turned on, Guo?" about my little Guotionary-dictionary thing, then corrected yourself? Naaaah: I won't put it as my EXIT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE IN THE CHAT!

*giggles at Lush's description...oh! And if you don't know what he's talking about: my icon looks like me! It's at http://www.amybrownart.com/images2/bookfaery.jpg !...hey! Just staying in character!)

[VanimaEdhel]

Nevfeniel: I'm sorry: you just basically asked for this one: "What? You slipped up in a Physics equation? No biggie! I'll let it slide!

OH! Anyone want to do me again? Sorry: I was laughing so hard and it felt so good after taking a final to laugh that hard. Only three more to go! And AGAIN, I'm making this longer than necessary!

[Amanaduial the archer]

I guess I don't know Mho to well...


well Gimli, i think u and me(and ne1 else hu went on the "wierd but true" thread, will appreciate this one, involving a certain site...www.whitehouse.com...

Mhoram: You know people, I think Im gonna become a monk!

[Gayahithwen]

This is great! I suppose nobody has a line for something I would never say?

[VanimaEdhel]

Gaya: get annoying, like I am! Haha...then you get to first laugh, then examine your entire "life" on here and think "am I really that bad?", like I did...then you read it again and laugh TWICE as hard!

Haha...procrastinate...type long, prolixitous messages that make no sense and have absolutely no bearing in the topic.

You know, kind of what I just realized I am doing now! Haha!

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Don't look at me like that. . .

I'm sorry, but I had too.
well Gimli, i think u and me(and ne1 else hu went on the "wierd but true" thread, will appreciate this one, involving a certain site...www.whitehouse.com...



I rated him one bone for that...

[ June 01, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

gollum*elf*pup: What is with all these stupid smilies, they're pointless!

Starbreeze, Joy, Child of the Seventh Age, Barrow Wight, littlemanpoet, Raefindel: I think I'll actually go read LotR, I hear it's not a half bad book.

[Nevtalathiel]

Cimmerian: Strong, muscle-bound warrior type RP characters are so boring, and having attractive elves fawning all over you is so over-rated!

[Daniel Telcontar]

Gimli Son of Gloin: What is it with all these dwarves, they are just SO stupid. Must be because their brains are as small as their bodies.

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Jessica Jade: I wish Stalin would have lived longer, Communism was such a great idea!

[VanimaEdhel]

ArwenBaggins: I'm in a BAD MOOD! I don't like you any more Menelduliniel! I'm grumpy and cranky, and feel like being mean for the REST OF MY LIFE!

((what: no one has anything else at me?))

EDIT: Just thought of another!
GreatWarg: You know, I don't see people's fascination with Star Wars...I don't get it...

[ June 03, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

I cant believe it, Im actually not on here? good god!

Gimli, u rated him a bone for that? as in, in a good way?! I dunno what i have to do to get in your good books hunny, but do i really have to go as low as posting things like that?!

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I rated him one bone to bring down his rating, not raise it.

[Nevfeniel]

Perelin Took- not only will i write in all lower-case letters, i will try not to make any comments that will result in people being annoyed at me. i do not want to be annoying.

[ June 04, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Elrian]

Mary Sue:Quit pickin on ME!!!!
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/outtahere.gif

[Guo Si]

Gimli son of Gloin: You know that site Mho mentioned? Well, I can't wait to thank him for it!

[ElanorGamgee]

Samwise: "Nassty newbies on the Barrow-Downses! We hates them! We hates them and the cross Hobbit, yes, preciousss."

[Ithaeliel]

Losthuniel, Vorlotwen, Lush, me: I HATE Orlando Bloom! And I hate Legolas even more!

Nufaciel: Oh, goodness, I forgot. What's elvish for elf?

[Guo Si]

VanimaEdhel: Any reply consisting of only a "yes"

[VanimaEdhel]

Guo Si: Miss a chance to say something about Van? Sure...I'll just be at the movies, ogling Orlando Bloom...he's so hot! Don't you agree?

[Elenna]

Gimli: Dwarves are so boring. I want to play an elf-maiden.

Cimmerian: Oh, a brand new member starting their own RP? Way to go!

Amanduial: I want to play a very happy, perky, non-troubled character.

Anyone: Why do we spend so much time on Barrow Downs? We should all get outside more! I quit!

[Rosseiliantiel]

Me: I feeeeeeel sooooooooo loooved *hugs self*
yaaaaaaa, sorry bad mood

[mark12_30]

Lush: "Who cares about Ewan MacGregor's eyeliner?"

Gilthalion: "Hobbits are just... dull. "

Gimli: "Another mug of beer? Why would I drink another mug of beer?"

Burrahobbit: "Religion is everywhere immmediately apparent to the casual observer in the Lord of the Rings. It MUST be an allegory! Gandalf is The Christ! "

Bethberry: "I think I'll move to Minas Tirith next week and live in a stone house."

GandalfTheGrey: "Move over, you jerk!"

Sharon the 7th Age Hobbit: "Frodo bores me."

Marileangorifurnimaluim : "Me, too."

[Lush]

mark12_30: "I gave up on in-depth literature a long time ago. Gimme those romance novels!"

Bethberry: "The thing with Tom Bombadil is that he just...sucks. Living all his life in some stinking forest, wearing horrendous yellow boots (if only we could sic Joan Rivers on him), and singing like a 2-year old. And Goldberry has all the symptoms of being a repressed housewife. Sheesh."

burrahobbit: "Hey guys! I have an idea for our latest RPG, why don't we all do drugs?"

Child of the 7th Age: "The crappiest book I've ever read has to be The Once and Future King. It's like, incredibly gay."

Mornie Alantie: "Bloom schloom. I can't believe they cast some skinny kid from Canterbury as Legolas. The nerve!"

[mark12_30]

TypicalScreamingFangirlModAlpha: "You know, I'm fond of Legolas and all, but... (turning to face the other way ) : those biceps... those dreadlocks... those gleaming white fangs. Oooh! **heartfelt sigh** Lurtz, I'm yours forever!"

TypicalScreamingFangirlModBeta: "The all-time award for the best eyes-- the most expressive, the most piercing, the most penetrating and-- oooh, sedDUCTive-- definitely, absolutely, FOREVER goes to--- oooooooh, he's SO HOT!!!!!!!-- Christopher Lee."

Queen of all the MarySues: "All right, Mary-Sues all, since we're completely invinceable and outrageously beautiful to boot, let's rescue Gollum from Sauron's torture chamber even before he squeals about 'Baggins' and 'Shire'. "

(and on a completely different plane...)

FrodoBaggins: " I'm not REEEEEEEEEAAALLLY Frodo Baggins. And I'm getting tired of playing such a nice guy."

Samwise: "Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all this. How about we play orcs?"

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

[Lush]

Joy: "I've been converted to the early religion of the Roman empire, whatever it's called, and now worship Jeff the God of Biscuits."

Samwise: "What's with all these crappy newcomers?"

Sharku: "If you want to harp on about Orli's dreamy eyes, you've come to the right place, girls."

VanimaEdhel: "I'm sorry, I think flirting on the Internet is just inappropriate."

P.S. Vanima, I'm a chick, not a dude.

[Elenna]

Sharku: "Aww, heck. Let's let them talk about whatever they want!"

Mary Sues: My character is now divorced from Legolas and has faced defeat at the hands of an Orc. Oh well. I'm going to go be a housewife!

[Amanaduial the archer]

Amanduial: I want to play a very happy, perky, non-troubled character.


ooh u know i think i might be insulted! u know i think im gonna find an RP and play someone like that right now!Hang on, Lindir is happy tho int he? anyway Elenna isnt without problems.... im sorry random rant, u know i luv u really...sort of...

Elenna- Warrior maids? As in fighting???!!! Ugh....plaz someone bring in the hankerchiefs...yay embroidery!

[Amanaduial the archer]

jeez, i cnat even find an RP where i can BE a happy perky yada yada yada person...i mean come on, is there nowhere i can be happy!!????(ok really i didnt mean to sound so melodramatic, really....)

anyone help me on that.....?i wont hold my breath...

[Elenna]

YAY FOR EMBROIDERY!!!

*Elenna starts rolling on the ground, twitching convulsively at the very thought.*

[Lush]

Sharku: "Lush, I completely sympathize with you in your anger over the fact that the Azzurri were sabotaged by an idiotic referee, and would never make fun of you for feeling this way. Here, you can cry on my shoulder. Oh, wait, I don't have a shoulder. I'm an eyeball.

Elenna:"Ireland sucks!!!"

Gimli son of Gloin: "I wanna look like Harry Potter."

burrahobbit: "Eh, what a bunch of losers gathered on one forum. And no, I don't want to meet any of you, you weirdos! Get away!" *pulls out AK-47*

Gimli son of Gloin: "Vote? For what? Where?" *yawn*

Jessica Jade: "Check out my collection of red flags, and my signed photo of Andropov!"

Vinyampaawen: "I bow down before your supremacy, Mr. Barrow-Wight. Oh, and by the way, freedom of speech is, like, way overrated."

Birdland: "Lurtz? Who the hell is Lurtz?"

[burrahobbit]

But Lush, you can't shoot people over the internet. You've got to see them in person to do that.

[Cimmerian]

Nevtalathiel - Oh! People always misread me as evil, why don't they see the real me. Sniff!

Elenna - Feel free to criticsie me, it will help me improve.

Rosa_Baggins - I have so much to do, not an idle minute in my day.

Celebmundoiel - No thanks, I know my way around this RPG.

Lush - Questionaires? You mean those long drawn boring threads... naw, couldn't care about them anyway.

VanimaEdhel - May I join this RPG? Would you be kind enough to invite me to this RPG?

Aosama - I dunno what to say... oh, Legolas rocks.

Gimli - I'm twelve. I don't know anything about anybody.

Gilthlion - Please jump in and post away, doesn't matter where we are in the story. Characters develop all the time.

Cimmerian(who) - I love Party RPG threads. Kewl!

That was my first try at this, I haven't really read much of the posts here at the BD forum, but what the hey....

[Rosa_Baggins]

Cimmerian-OI!!Yeh you lil laddy!!Could you run down to the hospital and get me my new false teeth and zimmer frame because im soooooo old and i cant do it myself!


Rosa_Baggins(wonder who that is?):What is te meaning of life?

[ June 25, 2002: Message edited by: Rosa_Baggins ]

[Cimmerian]

Et tu, Rosa smilies/frown.gif

-------------

[Elenna]

Thank you ever so much for your constructive criticism, Cimm!

*Draws dagger and falls on it*

IRELAND ROCKS!

[Rosseiliantiel]

IRELAND ROCKS!

never were truer words spoken.

[Losthuniel]

*is confused* huh?

[Daniel Telcontar]

I am sorry, but I have made a count, and we are above the allowed 101 comments, so BW, if you would just...

No seriously, I gave up counting when I amde the number 110 and was only halfway through page 1.

And if you want my two cents on this:

Littlemanpoet, Child of..., Raefindel: What on earth is it with these brainies!! Why do we have to be so serious. Let us forget all these discussions and talk about something like if PJ needs a shave.

Baran: I love english, it is so superior to the norwegian language.

[Rosa_Baggins]

Did i upset you, cim?Im sorry.Its something you would never say coz you not THAT old! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gifYour just.....*counting with her fingers*....6 years older than me. Did that make you feel better?
smilies/biggrin.gif

Aman-AHHHHH!!Its a spider!!!!

Nev-Im so giddy!!!hehehehehehehehehehehe.Oh look a pwetty flower!!!

Gimli-*girly scream*I GOT A PAPER CUT!!!*starts crying*

[Rosseiliantiel]

Losthuniel: Ive known you for, what, four years and you STILL havent got it that I AM IRISH???? I am perfectly aware of the fact that I live in Canada, but I am Irish by birth, mostly. So there. And I Irish dance, but thats beyond the point. GAH!

[Amanaduial the archer]

Ross, Elenna, i agree with u completely my wee leprecaun friends!

[Losthuniel]

I KNOW you are Irish, idiot. i was talking about the whole fall-on-dagger thing.

[Ithaeliel]

I can't believe I'm not in here yet http://216.40.201.38/contrib/ed/smileeek.gif ! smilies/eek.gif

Lush: Italy? Pff, who needs them, they suck. Now, North Korea is a different story!
Sharku: Are you KIDDING? You'd have to be crazy to like North Korea! <<I really hope that's North Korea and not South Korea>>

[Lush]

Ithaeliel: "Fairy-tale creatures are so very much passé. Fairies? Unicorns? What is this? The Middle Ages, or something? Bleh."

[Elenna]

Whaddaya mean, talking about the falling on dagger thing? Now I'm confused.

[Ithaeliel]

Groove, I didn't realize I was fairy tale creature-obsessed till just now. smilies/evil.gif

[Losthuniel]

??????
ok Elenna, i delcare us throughly confused

[Ithaeliel]

She's talking about back on the third page where Elenna said something about pulling out a dagger and falling on it because Cimmerian said she didn't accept constructive criticism.

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

Aosama - I dunno what to say... oh, Legolas rocks.

O yay, I got quoted! Feeble attempts from yours truly...

Rosa_Baggins: I am really depressed. Don't you hate it when people use all smileys and lowercase, don't use proper grammer, and just can't spell?

Cimmerian: Barbarians are useless. Those really awesome nerdy wizard types are the best! Forget swords, give me a wand any day!

Ithaliel: No one mentioned me? Well, I'm not surprised. I prefer anonymity. I don't want to be recognized.

Lush: I'm abstaining from all alcohol ( smilies/wink.gif)

Everyone: No, we don't care about the football/soccer at all. but ping-pong, now there's a sport!

Sharku: Oh, Tolkien? You mean you really want to talk about him? Well, sure, if you want. But keep those totally rad off-topics threads goin' strong, d'ye hear?

Barrow-Wight: I *luv* the Monkey Club! I even bought the T-shirt! The Monkey Club T-shirt will now replace the Barrow-Downs T-shirt. If everyone agrees. We could vote. It's not like it's all my site, y'know.

By the way, what is the Monkey Club?

[Losthuniel]

ditto Aosoma. What on earth is the Monkey Club?

Elenna: i vote we drop it, cuz i am a bit confused.

[Ithaeliel]

Well, I certainly feel humble now, Aosama. smilies/confused.gif smilies/confused.gif smilies/confused.gif

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

No, no no Ith! I was refering to your shock on page 3 that no one had mentioned you yet. I was rather shocked too, come to think of it... smilies/smile.gif No offense meant, Ithaliel.

Losthuniel: I just love Mary-Sues! I think we should have more and more of them in the RPGs and Fanfiction! Don't you agree?

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

[Lush]

Losthuniel: "Hi! My name is Losthuniel! I am a beautiful, orphaned Elven princess, and I have just beat Legolas at an archery contest! Whaddya know though, he's, like, totally falling for me!!!"

Bethberry: "Marriage is an only acceptable institution for a woman to be part of. Oh, and girls best be seen and not heard."

Linolirian: "What is this Silmarillion nonsense?...And what's a Tharkun?"

Sharkey: "Hey everyone! I have an idea! Let's all play a name-game!Ok, ok, the first word is: Off-topic!"

NazgulNumber10: "What sort of an idiot ever watches the History Channel?"

Lothiriel Silmarien: "What's a flirt?" ( smilies/wink.gif )

Greyhame: "Christianity is a bunch of nonsense."

Glenethor: "Man! Liv Tyler must have fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down! Yeeesh!"

[Losthuniel]

lol Lush, Aosoma. I must depart, to go filke my nails and flirt with Legolas (I think He's falling for me *giggle*)

[Ithaeliel]

Ohhh, nooo, Losthuniel... the poor thing. She must be delirious. Yup, she's got a temperature of exactly ninety-eight degrees!!!! GASP!

Anyone and everyone here: Frodo? What the !@#%%$& is a Frodo? And what is with all this *mocking tone* One Ring nyenyenyeh */mocking tone* crap? Gawd, who the heck would be INTO this??? Britney Spears is a much more interesting topic!! (me [in real life]: GAHHH!)
Onewhitetree: Yipeeeee! I feel so full of energyyyy!!!! I could jump over the mooooon! *goes splat on the moon* (Sorry if that's completely off, I don't know you that well, it's just the impression I get from your avatar/title that you are very often tired)
Naurlothwen: SAVE THE DWARVES!!! SAVE The DWARVES!!! ALL CREATURES DESERVE RESPECT, WHETHER THEY CRASH A PARTY OR NOT!!! SAVE THE DWARVES!!! Have you hugged a dwarf today???

[VanimaEdhel]

LUSH! I KNOW you're a girl, for God's sake! I never flirted with YOU (knowingly).

MY GOD! I've never flirted with ANYONE in here knowingly! Why does EVERYONE (male/female, straight/gay/bi, any race, any age) think I'm flirting with them? I'm NOT!

Oooo: did they have divorce in Middle Earth? Because I actually was thinking if there was, I was going to have my character divorce Legolas. Because: I like this character I created, Estelarion, better and I think that my character would be better with him...unless I kill him off...hmmmm *ponders*...then she has no one. Good plot twist...must ponder it some more.

[Ithaeliel]

Vanima, maybe it's just me, but I don't think you're THAT much of a flirt.

[VanimaEdhel]

Thank you, Ithaeliel! See, Lush? I have, quite honestly, never knowingly flirted with you! I am sorry if it appeared otherwise, but: I cannot control my personality...people do this to me off the computer too...gottn me into trouble with my friends and their boyfriends. I try to change how I behave, but people STILL accuse me of flirting! BUT I DON'T!

[Lush]

So, getting back to the topic at hand:

burrahobbit: "Of course the LotR can be a religion! If you don't believe me, come over and take a look at my altar! Gandalf saves!"

obloquy: "I don't mean to be too blunt or anything..."

Estelyn Telcontar: "Um, that's a great question and all, but I totally don't know the answer. But, hey, yippeee! I've got, like, 700 posts already! Go me!"

The Barrow-Wight: "Remember kids, it's quantity, not quality."

[Ithaeliel]

NazgulNumberTen: "Hey there, sweetcheeks! Ooh, she is fiiine! Y'all do know I only came to the Downs to pick up chicks, right?"

Nevfeniel: "Tigers suck. So does Veggie Tales smilies/wink.gif"

Barrow-Wight: Slashy fics? Of course! Can't have a good fanfiction page without 'em! And proofreaders are totally unneccessary.

Samwise: What is with all these stupid flowers? Honestly, you'd think nobody would care, they're just going to die anyway!

Green Ringwraith: Art? Pff, who needs art? It's just blothes of paint on little pieces of paper. Art is sooo dumb, and it doesn't belong in a forum!

Suicidal Elf Chick: Hello? What is with all these half-fairies in RPGs? smilies/wink.gif

Me: Any argument that I can keep going without restating my point or running out of gas.

Sharku: Lederhosen? What lederhosen?

[NazgulNumberTen]

you left out the cheesy pick up line smilies/biggrin.gif

[mark12_30]

Lindil: "Silmarillion, Shmilmarillion. Why Tolkien wasted his time on that drivel, I have no idea. But I've wasted my last keystroke! Let's rewrite some marvel comics."

[Ithaeliel]

Righty-o, Naz.
Naz: Are those astronaut pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

[NazgulNumberTen]

thanks.
Ithaeliel: (anything not degrading and hurtfull smilies/wink.gif )

[Ithaeliel]

Aww, I didn't mean to... *sniff* I'm really sorry... I'm just naturally blunt and sarcastic... and besides, that was something I said you wouldn't say!!!! This topic is, after all, things the BDers would NOT say.

[Nevfeniel]

Nevfeniel: "Tigers suck. So does Veggie Tales " It's a good thing this is what we wouldn't say, because I will NEVER forsake tigers and Veggie Tales! smilies/wink.gif

[ July 28, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Halbereth Diagona]

I haven't actually got one....just wanted to say that this is a gr8 thread, v funny. Oh wait, I do got one..
Me: Says anything remotly intelligent or intullectual
Any barrowdowner: LOTR sucks!! smilies/smile.gif

[Lush]

obloquy: "We need to make the Books section a more inclusive, friendly place. Let's post a big sign inviting all the Legolas-obsessed newbies to come and discuss his hair-colour with us!"

Elrian: "I don't see the point of having a Novices & Newcomers section. Really. I don't."

Daniel Telcontar: "Lúthien was the greatest of the Eldar. End of discussion. In fact, anyone who tries to perpetuate this discussion should be banned until Arda is remade."

[Halbereth Diagona]

EeeeePPP!!! Whhhereeeerrree! Funneeee!!
MMmm. This is remarkably funny hahaha. Specially the Daniel Telcontar one.

[Rose Cotton]

Child of the 7th Age: I don't have any opinion on this topic.

NazgulNumber10:We should be nice to Harry Potter.

Me:Samwise! Who could ever love a hairy hobbit. Now Legolas on the other hand...

[The Fifth]

Poo.. I wanted to be picked on. Since I'm such a loser, I'll pick on myself (and a couple of others)

Me: luk at me i hat3 speling corectlly!1`

VanimaEdhel: Elves? Pah! It's all about dwarves now, baby!

Sharku: Naah.. I'll close the thread TOMORROW...

Me: hi i type in all lower case letters and no puncutation marks

Barrow-Wight: Forget stinky old Tolkien! Let's talk about which peanut butter is best to put on celery!

suicidal elf chick: Why don't I live up to my name? *pulls out a gun and shoots herself*

The Green Ringwraith: Maybe I should change colors... hey, how does "The Violet Ringwraith" sound?

Gandalf_theGrey: I hate you all! You are stupid poop-heads! Ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha!

Halbereth Diagona: Faeries? I hate faeries!

burrahobbit: I hate monkeys. I like wittle grizzly bears now.

Barrow-Wight: Waaazzzzzuuuuppp?

(Had to do that.)

Well, that's all I can think of... feel free to complain to me.

[Anna Licumo]

He, these are all so funny!

obloquy: I am nerver tearse, rather I like to discuss the nit-pickiets topic for hours. Off topic ones are even better!

Talking Hawk: (And if she ever says this, I am throwing her into the mental instution. I KNOW somethings wrong with her then!) Oooh, Slash? Love it! Let's get some more!

Me: Be long winded? Debate over everything?No way! Let's talk about the guys.... (Hmm, if I ever say that, you can throw ME into the mental instution too.)

[Lush]

Talking Hawk: "Damn it!"

[Daniel Telcontar]

Ah, Lush have been following my debate. Well, I can't sit here without replying:

Lush: I hate soccer, it is just about 22 idiots running around and trying to get a ball. Hey you, delete that post with those swear-words or I'll get you! (nothing personal, I just couldn't resist it).

[Maikadilwen]

BW: You will all get a personal title as soon as you reach 501 posts, so KEEP POSTING!!! Especially YOU Gimli!!

Eärendil: I can't believe I actually chose this stupid name, since I absolutely HATE that pathetic character. No Maika, I don't like ringwraiths either.

Lush: Samuel Le Bihan is the worst actor ever. He doesn't even look good.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[Ithaeliel]

Gimli: Hint-hint? What does that mean? smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif (see all the little winky faces? That means no offense! no topic about off-topicness and monkey club or anything like that is aimed at you)

The Fifth: Oh, bless me Eyru, Ah cunfeyss! Ah have gived up ma evil ways! No mowre dregguns er nayzgool fer may! (*cracks up quietly* I'm sorry, just had to add in the Mississippi accent)

[Nevfeniel]

Heehee, I just thought of this this morning:]

NazgulNumber10- Daniel Radcliff? Wow, you played Harry Potter in the movie! That was one of my favorite movies, and the only thing better was the book. I've read it, like, FIVE times in a row! That J.K. Rowling is a genious. Hey, want some gum or something?

[NazgulNumberTen]

hey, i like gum! what do you have against gum?
nd why is everyone pickin' on me, just because harry potter is my mortal enemy...

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Nevfeniel]

I was implying that you were offering to him.
nd why is everyone pickin' on me, just because harry potter is my mortal enemy... Because it's so much fun!

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

oh, sorry i'm a bit of and idoit sometimes
and i would give him that plastic explosive gum.
fun?! you call this fun?! of course, that's because your not the one taking all this abuse...sniff sniff...

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Nevfeniel]

Oh, I'm just kidding, Naz. You are so dramatic. smilies/wink.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

(jumps out of seat)
I AM NOT SO DRAMATIC!!!
(looks around)
oh why do i even try.
(heavy sigh)

[Nevfeniel]

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif

Edited because I'm a moron.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

wait, i was just reading through some of this, and tell me...
what the hell is veggie tales?

[Nevfeniel]

It's a video that's supposed to be for small children, but my friends and I think it's cute and kinda funny.
Here's a picture:
http://members.aol.com/mjordn12/episode/1/1-01.jpg
They like to sing songs, and my friends and I especially enjoy the "Silly Songs with Larry" segment, and my personal favorite is "Oh Where is my Hairbrush?" It sounds strange until you actually see it, then it's less strange. Emphasis on 'less'.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

right... http://216.40.241.68/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif

[Nevfeniel]

Don't look at me like that. . . *whimpers*

[NazgulNumberTen]

(looks at the pic, then turns back to nev)
you poor, poor girl...

[Nevfeniel]

Hey! I don't make fun of you! Much. I'm just kidding. If you saw the video, you would understand. You would also understand if you were a girl who, like me, has a soft spot for stuff meant for little kids. So there.

[NazgulNumberTen]

hmmmmmmmm, sorry. nazguls don't have human emotions. we also don't have kids videos. the closest we have is "Hobbit's are NOT your friends" and "Orcs and fireworks DO mix"

[Nevfeniel]

You should consider yourself lucky that I'm buying that explanation. But I swear, I'm NOT insane! I just like little-kid stuff! What can I say? I was born to become a mother.

[NazgulNumberTen]

and i was born to kill hobbits and blow up orcs for fun. hmmmmmmmmmm, now if a was only a nazgul in real life...

[Lush]

Oh kids, must you muck up this thread so much? *Sigh* Well, once again, getting back to the topic at hand:

Feanaro: "Who is this loser that everyone keeps talking about? Fëa-who? Oh that guy? What a snot-nosed weakling!"

Child of the 7th Age: "Females in the LotR? Eh. Let's talk about something a little more exciting, shall we?"

NazgulNumberTen: "You want me to do what? Oh, stay on topic? Right-o!"

VanimaEdhel: "No, boys don't really like me."

Gimli Son of Gloin: "Personal title? Nah. Not interested."

P.S. Daniel and Maikadilwen, you know me all to well! smilies/wink.gif

[Nevfeniel]

I appologize, Lush. *motions for NN10 to do the same*

[NazgulNumberTen]

fine.
nn10: i'll stay on topic just so that lush won't yell at me. anyways, whats with the nazgul stuff? oh, if i could just let out the hobbbit inside me...

[steve]

This is Hi-larious
Just about everyone : Lotr Fuc* that, Harry potter is much better

me : just about anything that isnt a dumb question

[The Fifth]

Wow, someone made fun of me... hey, are you making fun of my obsession with dragons and Nazgul? Oh well.

Veggie Tales? That is strange. Disturbing. I think it will just traumatize the children.. in fact, I almost feel.. sorry... for them. I mean, vegetables with huge, bulging eyes screaming, "I LOST MY HAIRBRUSH" just isn't a good idea for a children's show. Perhaps it is a "special" children's show.

Wow, I spent a lot of time ranting over a show about... vegetables, I think I'll stop before I scare anyone away.

[NazgulNumberTen]

lol! i think after veggie tales, the kids will hate to eat greens even more http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/platinumclaw/wraithicon_happy.bmp

[Amanaduial the archer]

I mean, vegetables with huge, bulging eyes screaming, "I LOST MY HAIRBRUSH"

*whimpers*

[Lush]

Kids, kids, kids. Let me remind you that this was once a very funny thread. It has gone on for a whole page now without anything funny being uttered. Some of that is my fault of course, but come on. You can always PM each other, you know.

[The Fifth]

Hmm... I need to say something funny.. but I just can't think of anything funny (or at least slightly humourous) to say. http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/platinumclaw/wraithicon_crying.bmp

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Then why post, The Fifth??

I think (first), therefore I post.

[Gorothlammothiel]

Gladrie1: Music? Play an instument? Sing? are you mad?!

NazgulNumberTen: Curse this undead body! I want to live and love again, I want to feel all the human emotions you all have *sigh*

Githalion: RPG? We don't like RPG's on here, go somewhere else to play your fantasy games....

Humm, mine weren't funny, but they were on topic smilies/smile.gif Actually i'm suprised no one has had a go at me yet, but then that can't be a bad thing....

[NazgulNumberTen]

i have to say, the one of me made me laugh. http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/platinumclaw/wraithicon_happy.bmp

[The Fifth]

obloquy: I think I'll just act nice for once. I love you people!!

Bethberry: RPGs? RPGs are for stupid, drooling neanderthals! Goodbye, suckers!

NazgulNumber10: Yesterday I had such fun.. I skipped in a flower field in slow motion, picked some strawberries.. ugh, I hate these black robes. From now on, my robes will be floral-patterned with pink roses! *giggle*

Okay, that's all I can think for now.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Lush, I saw that one! I went a page back. Oh Lush, that's SO not me smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif

Samwise: Sam? Ew, I hate that stupid little hobbit.

nn10: I love hearing about Nickelback! Oh, Harry Potter too!

Lush: Cursing? Soccor? German guys?? Nope, hate them all. smilies/wink.gif

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Got some more.

Daniel Telcontar: I hate quizzes. And guessing quotes. Can never figure them out.
Lindolirian: Yeah me too.

"If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap!"

Lush, I saw that on snl yesterday. It's so funny! I say the same too.

[NazgulNumberTen]

i saw that episode too.
"hi, um, do you have any of those earthenware scooty dogs?"
"Iye, we have 'em in 3 sizes. Wee. Not so wee. And FRIGGIN' HUGE!!!"
but back to subject
Sharku: thats it, i don't care what the b-w sez, there is now a non-tolkien section.
lothiriel: nickleback? you mean the jefferson memorial on the back of a nickle?
me: i think i'll be nice to people now.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Yeah, that's definetly something I wouldn't say!!!!

[Daniel Telcontar]

Lothiriel: of course I got that question correct, who do you think you are dealing with? I NEVER guess wrong.

BW: I am feeling depressed. I need those monkey guys to cheer me up, where did that club go to?

Halbereth: I have never started a topic, and I am certainly not going to start one in the RPG room!

[NazgulNumberTen]

Lush: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!! make it funny, slaves, do ith my bidding! i am queen of the downs, entertain me!
- http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/platinumclaw/wraithicon_angry.bmp

[Ithaeliel]

<<The following phrase is my reaction to almost the entirety of the last page>>: Oooookaaaayyy...

Durazor: Noooo! Not the little flashy-lightning-bolty picture thing again!!! AUGH! The horror!

Suicidal elf chick: RPGs stiiiiink. Hey, let's just sit around idly and talk about sushi! <<that was totally random>>

The Fifth: Raw fish??? RICE??? SEAWEED????!! Ewww! Hate sushi! Hate ninja sounds! Can't cook sushi! Nonononononoooo!!!

Me today: Snzzzz... I'm *YAWN* sleeeepy... I dink I'll go take a nap... snzzzzzzzz....

[The Fifth]

That's a good one! * starts munching on raw fish * Do not mock the ninja! Or the fish... bwahahaha! http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog/platinumclaw/wraithicon_annoyed.bmp

[Nevfeniel]

Veggie Tales? That is strange. Disturbing Hey! Don't knock it till you try it! (Okay, back on topic)

[NazgulNumberTen]

Lush: NEV YOU HOUND OF SAURON!!! how many times must i tell you to stay on topic!! blah blah blah soccer blah blah blah

[Lush]

burra: "Guys, should I read the Silma-whatever it's called? I heard it's kinda hard. Meh."

Feanaro: "Well, the origin of the Witch King of Angmar is obvious..."

oblo: "I know exactly what this forum needs: another Who is Tom thread."

Mithadan: "Oh screw this! %$#@ all of you, you little bastards! Patience, shmatience."

[Sindacuion]

Estelyn: Princess? Nah, I'm just a humble hard-working maid.

Wil: Ooh, veggies! Let's all become vegetarians!!

Durazor: Mustard? Pfffft. I prefer ketchup.

Sharku: Talk what? Tolkien? Yeah right, let's talk about Legolas's smooth, silky hair!


Gayahithwen: Nah, I hate cooking. Let's all have frozen TV dinners!


Estelyn had a nice quote.. Let me add mine..

I attract, therefore I am.

smilies/wink.gif *hint hint nudge nudge* smilies/wink.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

time for something else i wouldn't say...i think the pic says it all...
http://squee.netdrain.com/images/jthm/jthm2/jthm92.jpg

[Amanaduial the archer]

Mithadan: "Oh screw this! %$#@ all of you, you little bastards! Patience, shmatience

how is it u can actually get away with that Lush!

[NazgulNumberTen]

favoritism

[Halbereth Diagona]

Hey someone made fun of me....hehhehehehe do it agian!!!!!
Daniel, are you trying to discreetly say something? So I start many topics...i like to....hoooooooo.......

I feel like freaking you out...THE END IS NIGH!!! WE'RE ALL DOOOOMED!!!! DOOOMED I TELL YOU!!! DOOOOOOOMEDDDD!!!!!
Sorry....
The fifth: Black is sooo not my colour.
The green ringwraith: Green is sooo not my colour.

[Elenna]

2 things. Just 2.

1) Fifth: I LOVE JOHNNY!!!!

2) Why is nobody saying what I would never post? Am I that unpredictable?

[Ithaeliel]

Don't fret, Elenna, nobody quotes me either. Frankly I'm surprised.

Elenna: Give me more elven shieldmaidens!!! They are vital to my sucky RPG!! (The second part is a compliment as well. You never have sucky RPGs.)

NN10: How could you possibly accuse me of shameless self-advertising??!! smilies/wink.gif

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

nn10: DO NOT BUY MY BOOK!!!!
(reverse pychology? i never use that, or do i?)

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Ithaeliel: They should have gotten better actors for the movie.

Ellena: I hate elves. Ew, rpg's too. They're so babyish.

I tried!!

nn10: I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix, please de-liv-er.
Or is that something you would say? smilies/wink.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

(licks paw)
did you say something?

[Ithaeliel]

Well, actually, they could have gotten a better actor to play... erm... that one dude that they could have gotten a better actor to play. Okay, so I think they all did great. Even Liv Tyler.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Yes, but she stole OUR MAN!!!! smilies/mad.gif smilies/mad.gif Ok, so he's not exactly 'our' man... smilies/wink.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Ithaeliel]

Hey, you can have him. I am not interested. He's cool and all, but... not interested. *plops Viggo Mortensen in front of Lothiriel* here ya go. Glomp away.

Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please.

Talking Hawk: Fanfiction is pointless and stupid and is vandalism to Tolkien's fine works. And cute ones are especially terrible.

Lothiriel: Aragorn is sooo passe. He's also ugly. And omigod, Chad? Please, just go drown yourself in a tar pit.

Suicidal Elf Chick: Otaku? What the heck is THAT?! And come to think of it, what the heck is up with all this anime? I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh? Sailor Moon? How could anyone like this stuff? (I was once an otaku myself smilies/wink.gif)

[NazgulNumberTen]

Suicidal elf chick: and whats up with the anime goggle eyes, it's soo stupid, and even little girls have-(for fear of a ban, i'll just stop here)

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Ith, yes SOOOOO something I wouldn't say!!!!!! Good job! smilies/biggrin.gif

[burrahobbit]

onewhitetree: I have a question: how many posts until I am a pile o bones? That title is just so alluring.

[Ithaeliel]

Riiiight... Onewhitetree is way past being a pile o' bones...

Halbereth: Faery is a well-developed language and so should be used like one! Do not, whatever you do, put down anything and claim it is faery!
Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language...
Halbereth: It wasn't! I just finished writing it.

[Halbereth Diagona]

Heehee...spicky!!! Nice one Ith...u don't have anything against me for that do u ? Like, me faery talk? Oh who cares if u do.
As the faeries say: Ti na soma cetan, lesu min dvill. (If you don't care, no-one else will).

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Lush There's no way that I'm going to talk about my private life on the Internet. Mind your own business!

(Thanks for mentioning me, by the way)

Almost anyone: All that stuff that Tolkien left behind is too confusing. Why didn't Christopher just burn it?

Turambar: Your unreasoned drivel has convinced me. Wordsworth was a git.

[Ithaeliel]

Gimli: Yeesh? What a stupid word!

NN10: I am just the most beautiful man in the world, don't you agree? Oh, and who's humble anymore? (Note to Naz: I still say you are not ugly. And the second one implies that you put yourself down a lot.)

And Halbereth: Nope, no offense. I think it's funny how you said you could put down anything and it's faery...

[ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language...

Neither did I...

Mr. BW: Hey Gimli, wanna be an admin?

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Me I think that parodies of Tolkien are evil and despicable. If I see one more I shall lose my temper.

[Amanaduial the archer]

hmmmm, ok so now im confused..faerie is a language?
what about fairy?
or fairie?
or phaerie?

[Lush]

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "I have a splendid idea, dear Lush, let's get hitched!"

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

How do you know I'd never post that?

[Elenna]

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

*Elenna smiles crazily and starts mumbling about caterers*

[mark12_30]

Wait, wait, Squatter. Repeat after me: "Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me-- And I'm wearing eyeliner JUST like Ewan MacGregor at the Oscars." Okay, she'll be helpless, totally totally helpless. Ready? We're waiting! G'wan, propose!!

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

[Maikadilwen]

The BW: Maika, SURE I'll forgive you for saying that I'm cute. You can do that all you want!

[mark12_30]

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

Did I say that? Did Lush? Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again. smilies/wink.gif

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

You're mad; quite mad. I'd see what Lush's German beau has to say about that before you get too excited.

O scriptural one: Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me (not that he can prove, anyway); and if you catch me wearing eyeliner then you're quite welcome to shoot me on the spot.

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

No; I'm the worst there ever was. That's me out of the running, then. "Ah what it is to be all alone/ To live forgotten and die forlorn". smilies/wink.gif

Looks as though you were right, Lush, old thing: these lunatics would tear me to shreds if I said any such thing.

[Maikadilwen]

these lunatics would tear me to shreds

Ah Squatter, it's nice to know that the title fits all, not just the Danes.... smilies/wink.gif

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

It may be for you, Maikadilwen; but I'm scared now. I hope that no offence was taken.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Ahem! Squatter doesn't really have to propose to Lush - she already proposed to him many moons ago here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=000552&p=3)!!
Maybe he has finally decided to say "yes"? smilies/wink.gif

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Thanks, Estelyn. And thank-you for reminding me of that deliciously mad thread. How much fun it was too.

[Rimbaud]

Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again.

A fellow Red Dwarf fan. Hail and well met, sir.

I'll think of a couple so as not to waste this post entirely:

burrahobbit: In order to elucidate the sublime discourse served through the medium of your mellifluous lexicon and my meagre ramblings, allow me to guide you attention to that bastion of Tolkien knowledge, Novices and Newcomers.

Merendis: I here you.

Underhill: Thank goodness I left dreary Pennsylvania behind.

obloquy: In no way am I exasperated with any of you.

Child of the 7th Age: That topic is not worthy of lengthy discussion.

zifnab: I can't find a quote for that.

Ibaimendi: Enough discussion of Dwarves, already.

[NazgulNumberTen]

(sigh)
love on the downs, wonderful isn't it? two decreped corpses in love...

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

A fellow Red Dwarf fan. Hail and well met, sir.

Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo, old boy. "Wait a minute: are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"

Looks like that's it for me on this thread.

[Rimbaud]

I think it's a White Hole.

[Maikadilwen]

Squatter, you ain't so bad lookin yourself!

And to think you had the nerve to call ME the flirt, Loth..... smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

(sigh) you are ALL flirts ok?

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

I knew someone would say that! You just interpreted it the wrong way. Grr, now I sound mean! Mai, I was joking with you when I said that. I didn't know you'd take it offensively. Ok, sorry, I'll delete my post, k?

[Maikadilwen]

Ehrr... what? I was making fun, Loth..... You know... as in "ha ha"..... smilies/frown.gif Oh well... just one more who's mad at me. Guess I should just get used to it.... smilies/frown.gif

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

lol.

BW: Gimli, your posts are wonderful and full of content. Would you like a personal title?

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Mai, I'm not mad! I'm sending you a PM before Barrow wight gets mad..

[Lush]

Ok, now that I'm done laughing...The one thing my German "beau" would NEVER say is: "Oh dear Lush, I can't go on without you. Here's the money for your plane ticket. Let's get married and raise three beautiful children together here in Nordrhein Westfalen, ja!" *sigh*
Well, despite whatever soccer-playing or eyeliner-wearing vermin I may yet become entangled with after I am done getting over the current one, Squatter will always have a special place in my heart. smilies/biggrin.gif
And here is an attempt to stay on-topic:

Lothiriel Silmarien: "Nah, you don't look good. At all. I'm unimpressed. And British accents? Eeew."

mark12_30: "Play in a band? Who? Me? Puh-leeze! What a waste of time!"

burrahobbit: "I'm, like, a total workaholic!"

burrahobbit: "I think that joining a frat would make my life complete."

littlemanpoet: "Do you know what Middle Earth lacks? Brothels! What do those poor Elves do for fun?"

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Kuruharan William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.

Rimbaud Arthur Rimbaud was a prat; and if one more person quotes Red Dwarf, I'm history.

[mark12_30]

I dunno if he'll never say it again, but he'll be vewy vewy cawefuw:

Squatter: "How do you know I'd never post that?"

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

How do you know I'd never post that?

[mark12_30]

Okay. I see why she likes you and I like you too.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Why, thank you. A lot of people seem to like me today (look here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=14&t=000766) for details). I feel all warm inside. smilies/smile.gif

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[Maikadilwen]

Aww, come on. You love the attention. smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif
And after all I AM moving to London this spring, so you might just as well prepare yourself, Squatter.... smilies/tongue.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

NN10: aww, itsn't it a lovely day?! im just so happy, flowers for everyone!! YAY!!! love, the greatest thing that ever happened to me. oh and vasquez sucks
(oh god, i cant belive i just typed that, i gotta go shower now...)

[Lush]

Let me just re-state that everything posted on this thread is, or should be, done so in good fun. There was no malicious intent from moi when I started it, and there continues to be none. I hope everyone who posts here will do so in the same spirit.
What's great about a thread like this (except for our constant chit-chat, but new rules will probably reign us in), is that we can keep making fun of each other, as we discover each other's new sides. I don't want to see it closed down.
And now that that's out of the way...

Mr. Underhill: "It's funny you should mention Auschwitz, dear Lush, because the psycho neighbor from American Beauty has nothing on my Nazi plate collection!"

Maril: "Two boyfriends? Sick! Scandalous! Un-holy! Unthinkable!"

mark12_30: "Oh, like, Aragorn did all that stuff just to get Arwen? What an obsessive little weirdo! Couldn't he like, buy her flowers, or something a little more low-key?"

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[Belin]

I've been anti-quoted! This is astonishing! Thank you, Rimbaud!

My turn again, then...let's see.......

Rimbaud: More sarcasm? Oh, please... smilies/rolleyes.gif

The Barrow-Wight: Listen, punk newbie, since I totally disagree with your theory about Ent society, and think that for this to make any sense at all, the Entwash would have to run in a completely different direction, I have decided to IP ban you. I have also written a program that will follow your fingerprints from computer to computer and stop you from ever finding the site again!! You won't know what hit you!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! smilies/evil.gif

Squatter of Amon Rudh: It's crew-cut time!

Lush: ARG! I give up! This thread will never be funny again!!

Maedhros: Aside from being a self-centered, childish dolt, Feanor was the direct cause of all the woes of the First Age, so quit trying to defend him!

Mister Underhill: I'm so surprised to see you all!

Telchar: Speculation is the spice of life.

HerenIstarion: I don't care if Tolkien DID write it! If it isn't ME, I don't want to hear about it!

Elenna, Estelyn Telcontar: Moderation? Why?

Enough! or, too much.

--Belin Ibaimendi

[NazgulNumberTen]

THE BARROW-WIGHT: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!
oh, and nn10, we already have an off topic forum, but it's the admin. private channel, hey, you wanna join? boy some crazy stuff goes on there...

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Aosama, the Wandering Star]

NN10: Oh, please. An off-topic forum? That would completely undermine the wonderful, pure atmosphere we at the Downs have worked so hard to create!

Sharku: Actually, I think it's a good idea, man.

[Ithaeliel]

Does anyone want to disquote me? Or am I just too hard for all of you smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif ? (Kidding)

Amanaduial: Me= 100% little devil. The halo? Pff, it's just a little accessory!

Mhoram: That topic... um, Malbeth the Seer... it's just, like, sooo insightful and useful. And, like, Mr. Underhill's lying about us all being like, fake.

Mr. Underhill: Yeah, like, totally girlfriend! *gives Mho a hi five*

[ August 17, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

[Brinniel]

Here's one for you, Ith.

Ithaeliel: Writing? Drawing? What a waste of time! And how about playing the violin? That's even worse. Hours and hours of that awful screeching! But what I find the biggest waste of my time is being here! I mean, who would want to spend hours and hours talking about ME? I need to get away from you freaks. I'm outta here!

Alright, it's not very good, but I'm trying.