101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lol, but I think we're going off topic a bit... smilies/tongue.gif
Tarien Ithil: Humor? What? smilies/biggrin.gif

~Menelien

Edit: Can't spell my own name right... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Durelin: Wheel of Time stinks!

Niluial: Lyra I hate you. Go away! (Please never say that!)

Helka: Elves shmelves. I'm a Hobbit type of guy.

Galadrieloftheolden: I have no time for the BDs. Nope, never.

Pio: Oh just STOP BOTHERING ME!

The Ruling Ring: Oh, I'm always around. It's that Galadriel girl keeps disappearing!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

BW: Soap is cool, like totally so! *shudder* smilies/rolleyes.gif
Lyra- Forgive my ignorance, but who was Phillip Pullman? Was it that dude who made it round the globe on a boat first? smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Lyra- Forgive my ignorance, but who was Phillip Pullman? Was it that dude who made it round the globe on a boat first?

Interesting! I was actually trying to think up one for myself (OK, sad I know) but couldn't. I just don't think I'm stereotypical enough. smilies/wink.gif

[Niluial]

Aww… everyone is kind too me!! They all just love to RUB IT IN MY FACE!! That I cannot spell Galadriel… hehehe

Lyra: Hobbits suck!!

GaladrieloftheOlden: Bye everyone I have no time to sit and have stupid Tolkien discussion with people like you. Oh by the way Tolkien is all made up it does not exist soo naaa (A huge tornado comes and sucks up every Tolkien book, every Tolkien thing, sucks up EVERYTHING that has to do with Tolkien including Barrow-Downs and the Barrow-Wight!! Hehe)

Tarien Ithil: I hate people who come from Australia!!

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I think you are right about that. I could not come up with a single one about you.
Told you smilies/tongue.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

I recognise about three words of that. BW, Mithadan, and een- a. Well, its gotta be something bad, because I know you wouldnt say anything bad about Mithadan, your 'beschmengel' or however you spelt it.

[Lyra Greenleaf]

I really do hope you wouldn't say that Helka. That's terrible.
PS, what is a hackle? Is that bad translation?

Durelin: Eeew! Stop posting battle scenes. I hate blood. Oh, love you Helka!
Helka: Love you too!

(What is with you two anyway?)

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Lyra: I am a shieldmaiden with blonde hair and blue eyes... nope, no stereotypes there! smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

[Maegaladiel]

Sophia the Thunder Mistress- Middle Earth? That is like, Soooooo last tuesday.

Pio- Now why on earth would I want to be a Shire Mod when I could be writing endless odes of my extreme love for Legolas???

ANY BARROWDOWNER- There is more to life than Tolkien.

ANY BARROWDOWNER- Tolkien was an average writer.

ANY BARROWDOWNER- TOLKIEN IS CORRUPTING THE MINDS OF OUR NATION'S YOUNG PEOPLE! HOBBITS ARE EVIL!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Maegaladiel ]

[Helkahothion]

PS, what is a hackle? Is that bad translation?

Durelin: Eeew! Stop posting battle scenes. I hate blood. Oh, love you Helka!
Helka: Love you too!

(What is with you two anyway?)


Yes it is a bad translation. I did not know which word it is meant to be. That is why I hate those internet translators.

Durelin and I like each other. We just have a very weird way to expres it. smilies/biggrin.gif

Greetings,

Anuion

[Helkahothion]

Care to send me a PM Helka?
No need, it is just a example of things I would not say to you. smilies/biggrin.gif

Greetings,

Anuion

[Maikadilwen]

There is more to life than Tolkien.


Ah, but there is! There is E.A. Poe! smilies/biggrin.gif

HOBBITS ARE EVIL!

They are! Those nassty hobbitses.... Just look at what they did to my Sauron and poor Gollum. smilies/frown.gif Darn critters!


Helkahothion: No more chit-chat, small-talk or off-topic posts. From now on I'll only be posting serious discussions in Books about why both Men and Orcs are so much greater than Elves.

[piosenniel]

~*~ Maegaladiel ~*~

You have, quite by chance, discovered my secret obsession:

From the mortal woman to her beloved Legolas ~~

Ode on Everlasting Love

O no, beloved, I am most sure
Those virtuous habits we acquire,
As being with the Fëa entire,
Must with it evermore endure.

For if where Dark and Shadow reside
We find so foul a guilt remain,
As never dying in his stain,
Still punished in the Fëa doth bide;

Much more that true and real joy
Which in loving Legolas is found
Must be more solid in its ground
Than Doom or Death can e’er destroy.

Else should our Fëar in vain elect,
And vainer yet the Valar’s laws,
When to an everlasting Cause
They gave a perishing Effect.

Nor here in Arda, then, nor above,
Our good affection can impair;
For where Eru doth admit the fair,
Think you that he excludeth Love?

*with apologies to: Lord Herbert of Cherbury; from An Ode upon a Question Moved – Whether Love Should Continue for Ever?
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These are the sorts of poems I write between returning errant posts to Gamers . . . smilies/wink.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Hmm... Pio's secret obession... smilies/wink.gif
One Axe: Hey everybody! I just wanted to see if you all knew my best friend, Sharku!

~Menelien

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

*becomes very frightened* Sophia the Thunder Mistress- Middle Earth? That is like, Soooooo last tuesday. I can hear braindead tones in my voice already while saying that... Oh the horror!

From the mortal woman to her beloved Legolas ~~

Ode on Everlasting Love


*Claps hands over ears* Gaaah! Stop Pio! I'm going to have terrible nightmares...

Alaklondewen- those quiz room people are so weird, I'm so glad I don't have to talk to them.

0r perhaps- Will you stop telling me stuff all the time? I get bored listening to your crap, let's talk about ME!

the Phantom- I'm really nothing special. Quite unattractive, and boring as well. Please walk right by.

Lush- Celibacy would solve half this world's problems. Enforced if necessary.

Sophia

[kittiewhirl1677]

Lemme try...

GaladrielOTO: Barrow Downs has gotten SO boring. I'll go to startrek.com instead!

Okay, that came out of nowhere. I know. smilies/biggrin.gif

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: kittiewhirl1677 ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Maya, that was totally uncalled for smilies/wink.gif

kittiewhirl- ooh! Rap! Lovely... and what's this Star Trek thing anyway? I've heard it was a spoof on Star Wars...

~Menelien

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Trippo The Hippo]

Since I have not found myself in this thread. I have dedcided to list possible reasons why I haven't, and after that a possible way to fix it.

1. I have not established my personality.
(Well maybe I should take time at the end of each post to put a tid-bit about myself.)

2. I am too new.
(Well then how new is too new?)

3.I am not popular enough.
(Perhaps smilies/frown.gif.)

4. I have not looked hard enough, and have been mentioned somewhere in here.
(Again perhaps.)

5. I am not enough like Helka, he seems to be very popular in this thread.
(No comment.)

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Trippo The Hippo ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

No Trippo, you are quite liked, I think just nobody thought of doing you yet... hmm...

Trippo: terrible animals, hippos. I mean, come on, rhinos are dead cool! And clumsy elves? Who? What? smilies/wink.gif

~Menelien

[The Saucepan Man]

Trippo the Hippo: I am totaly indifferent as to whether I am on this thread or not.

Trippo the Hippo: A Hippo? On the dance floor? You have just got to be kidding me ...

Trippo the Hippo: Swing from the chandeliers? No, I would never do such a thing.

GaladOTO: No, me neither.

smilies/wink.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

smilies/biggrin.gif

Me: What chandelier? I never heard of any chandelier... and no, (the character, not me)Menelien would never drink... how could you even think such a thing?

~Menelien

[The Saucepan Man]

GaladOTO: And I would certainly never dream of falling asleep at a party ...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(I've actually almost done that literally, though I actually find the noise a bit hard to sleep with- but hey, I fell asleep at synagogue once...)
Saucepan Man- ...and I, myself, would never even dream of coming to a party decked out in kitchen utensils... loud noises make me sick smilies/wink.gif

Trippo- I simply despise parties...

Me- you know, I shouldn't be online at this hour, so why don't I go tell my parents that this is what I spend my nights doing? I mean, they wouldn't mind if I told the truth, would they?

~Menelien

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[the phantom]

the phantom- I'm really nothing special. Quite unattractive, and boring as well. Please walk right by.
You know, seeing my name and those comments together almost made me scream.

You're right, I would NEVER post that. Then again, I'd never post anything so contrary to all the evidence! smilies/biggrin.gif

Sophia- I HATE Radiohead!! Their music sucks!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: I refuse to listen to any but one type of music! And that would be...

(err, maybe not then smilies/wink.gif)
Niluial: Ah, the joys of spelling!

~Menelien

Edit: Er, the first remark about Nil was rather hypocitical, especially as I misspelled "spelling" smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[alaklondewen]

0r perhaps- Will you stop telling me stuff all the time? I get bored listening to your crap, let's talk about ME!
Sophia, I do believe you are getting to know me pretty well. For everyone else not getting it, there is nothing wrong with talking about ME, but I'm studying to be a psychologist. Listening to people's "crap" is exactly what I want to be doing.

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

[Helkahothion]

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

Not fancying the hobbits? You should PM Maika. I think you two will get along fine.

Goto: What sleeping? Yeah do that all the time. It is a shame that my downs time has to suffer by my sleep scedule.

Trippo the hippo: Don't feel sad for not being mentioned. Mithadan is not mentioned much and he is a great guy too right? And you are never to new to do anything. I am only mentioned because the people here all know me. There are a lot of downers that don't. Just a coinsedence that they are all here. smilies/smile.gif Don't feel sad. If you are not steriotipical enough to be mentioned, it is only a good thing. smilies/wink.gif

Suilad,

Anuion

[Lyra Greenleaf]

GaladrielOTO: Overuse an idea? Me? Are you joking! What was that about spelling, I have no clue what you're going on about! smilies/wink.gif

Helkahothion: Oh the joys of spelling!

Me: Steal an idea? never! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

the phantom: Sophia- I HATE Radiohead!! Their music sucks! Alaklondewen: Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

The anti-me begins to take a more definite shape.

Legolas- Must we be so picky about details? Nobody cares about the difference between Istar (sing.) and Istari (pl.) anyway...

the real findorfin (an RPG post)- Fin huddled in the corner, terrified of all the beautiful women. He didn't know how some elves could dare talk to them.

The Saucepan Man- *glancing up from a very large vodka* Yes, I remember... some... of that party. Spent most of it passed out in a corner, but really, invigorating experience.

[Trippo The Hippo]

Aww I feel so loved! smilies/smile.gif *Hugs GaladrielOTO, The Saucepan Man, and Helka for those encouraging words.* I suppose now I should make one up about someone.


Maybe later. smilies/wink.gif

[Iarwain]

Iarwain: Morality? Well, it's very black and white really. No point in getting into a deep discussion about it.

hehehe. So true. So true...

Iarwain

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Trippo, I feel so... hugged. smilies/wink.gif GaladrielOTO: Overuse an idea? Me? Are you joking! Harumph! smilies/wink.gif
Lyra: Me? Taunt Galadriel? You must be kidding... smilies/tongue.gif

~Menelien

[Tarien Ithil]

Tarien Ithil: Humor? What?

Yeah, what was humor agian? *scratches head*

Tarien Ithil: I hate people who come from Australia!!

Humph! Of course I do! *don't worry, Nil! I'd never forsake my own country!* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lyra Greenleaf]

This is an actual Helka quote
Helkahothion: So please get back on topic.
I'm shocked and amazed!

Trippo the Hippo: Oooh! Stop talking about me! I just want to quietly fade into the background so no-one notices me...
Helka: Me too! We're kindred spirits!

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man- *glancing up from a very large vodka* Yes, I remember... some... of that party. Spent most of it passed out in a corner, but really, invigorating experience.

Hehe, substitute a large gin and tonic for the vodka and that's not so far from the truth. smilies/eek.gif

[ May 24, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

[Niluial]

GaladrieloftheOlden: I have every Pockimon (what ever those things are called) figurines in the world!!!

Lyra: Oh my word you do? I have everyone but Peekachew!

Barrow-Wight: Well Galadriel you may have everyone, but I bet you don’t have the special addition set of Pockimons, like I do.

GaladrieloftheOlden: Excuse me I said EVERY ONE….meaning like all of them.

Legolas: Barrow-Wight how many times must I tell you keep on the topic!

Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand! Oh and by the way I only started my Pockimon collection the other day and I already have thirteen, it is gr8!

Tarien Ithil: Oh my, a Pockimon conversation! How cool!

Lush: Yea, Pockimon! *Puts on pockimon outfit and starts singing Pockimon song*

Pio: Ok who wants to be in the Pockimon RPG?

Bethberry: Me!!

Barrow-Wight: Oh come on pick me!

GaladrieloftheOlden: No!!! ME!!!

Me: I want to be the main one!

Lyra: That’s not fair, I want to be the main one, anyway Niluial you suck at RPG’s anyone!

Amanaduial the archer: No I am the best RPG’er, I deserve to have the main part. Anyway, I bet you guys don’t have all the Pockimon comics!

The Saucepan Man: Amanaduial the archer that is nothing! I have a whole lot of pots and pans with all the Pockimon pictures on them.

the phantom (suddenly pops in the conversation): I bet none of you have seen a ant!!

Ok.. that was stupid, but it was weird!!!

[Tarien Ithil]

LOL, Nil! Yea, a Pokemon conversation! How very cool! smilies/biggrin.gif
*runs around singing the Pokemon song*

How did you get the idea of Pokemon anyway? smilies/confused.gif

[Helkahothion]

Funny stuff up there smilies/biggrin.gif

Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand!

I can just picture her like on of those gangser black girls twisting her arm and landing her hand in front of Legolas' nose hahaha. That would be indeed really weird.

Bethberry: Helka! You have made a terrible mistake in your spelling. It is that big, that I'm granting you this award. Please keep this up and you will have your PT in no time.

Suilad,

Anuion

[Amanaduial the archer]

Amanaduial the archer: No I am the best RPG’er, I deserve to have the main part. Anyway, I bet you guys don’t have all the Pockimon comics!

The Saucepan Man: Amanaduial the archer that is nothing! I have a whole lot of pots and pans with all the Pockimon pictures on them.
Oh, I like, I like alot.

Man, why can I never come up with things like that?!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

*claps* That was funny, Nil, I enjoyed. Especially the part where Legolas told BW to get on topic smilies/wink.gif.

Saucepan- Hehe, substitute a large gin and tonic for the vodka and that's not so far from the truth. So I've discovered! Late night pm conversations can be extremely enlightening. *scoffs* Drinks tea at parties indeed!

Sophia

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: Ah, yes, Pokemon... of course I have all of them, you dolt! smilies/wink.gif

Me (again. Self centered, am I? smilies/wink.gif) : Ooh! TV and chocolate... those are the two things I love more than the BarrowDowns... bye guys, I'm leaving for the night.
(Just for the record, I hate chocolate and I barely watch tv...)

~Menelien

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Me: Nooooo! How did you find out my dark secret Nil?

Niluial: That is NOT Tolkien related. I'm upset and disgusted.

[the phantom]

the phantom (suddenly pops in the conversation): I bet none of you have seen a ant!!
Niluial, not all of us are as smart as you. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain what you meant by that... or is the humor a bit above my level?

[Diamond18]

Sophia: I'm just terrified of thunderstorms! And man, I hate rain. Dreary, wet, ugly stuff... Please tell me when the storm is over—I'll be cowering in the basement.

[Tarien Ithil]

Every single Barrow-downer: Who wrote LOTR again?

Just thought I'd add that! smilies/smile.gif *a gem* smilies/smile.gif

[Hirilaelin]

The Pokemon spoof was priceless! It would make such an awesome Barrow-comic... Can'y you just see it?

Helka (or any major RPGer): Like dude, what is an RPG? Radical Puffy Gum? Dude, I want some of that! Radical Puffy Gum... Tight, man!

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[Maegaladiel]

Pio, that ode to Legolas was simply beautiful. I knew you had the hots for him all along! smilies/biggrin.gif

JUST ABOUT ANYBODY HERE- I think I'll change my screen name to (Choose one of the following)
*MarySue
*Rabid Fan Girl
*Leggo Luvr
*Legolas' One And Only Undying Love Who Will Shower Him With Kisses All Day Every Day Until The World Ends Or Someone New Comes Along, Whichever Comes First, And No, You Can't Have Him When I'm Done With Him.

MEELA- Denethor is an ugly jerk!! Grima Wormtongue has cooties!

That's all I can think of for now.

[Amanaduial the archer]

*MarySue
*Rabid Fan Girl
*Leggo Luvr
*Legolas' One And Only Undying Love Who Will Shower Him With Kisses All Day Every Day Until The World Ends Or Someone New Comes Along, Whichever Comes First, And No, You Can't Have Him When I'm Done With Him.
Ah. So you havent read some of the posts then. Just search through the Novices and Newcomers section- you will find hundreds of 'lego luvrs'. *shudder* And in the old RPGs there were a fair amount of mary-sues- you know, elven princesses who shoot flames out of their eyes...

[Hirilaelin]

quote:
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Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand!
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I can just picture her like on of those gangser black girls twisting her arm and landing her hand in front of Legolas' nose hahaha. That would be indeed really weird.

Ah, inpiration...

Bethberry: *making rap gestures* Yo yo yo! Wassup muh homey-G?

Legolas: *bobbing head* Just grooving with muh posse!

[Maikadilwen]

Helka (or any major RPGer): what is an RPG?

Actually, Helka did ask me exactly that when he had just joined the forum.... smilies/wink.gif

[Helkahothion]

And in the old RPGs there were a fair amount of mary-sues- you know, elven princesses who shoot flames out of their eyes...

I'm so glad, I have not been dead then. I would have turned in my grave if I ever saw things like that.

Helka (or any major RPGer): what is an RPG?

Me? A major RPGer? Gosh, thanks. smilies/smile.gif

Indeed Maika, I did not have a clue what those things where, until you tolled me. I really owe you for that. (and many other things)

Bethberry: Hello whosere?
Barrow-Wight: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Legolas: WAZAAAAAAAAP!
Barrow-Wight: Was happenin' B?
Bethberry: Watching the game, havin' a buzz
Barrow-Wight: True, true. So have been haning around?
BB: Yeah pretty much, cruzin with my homies from the westside. Westsiiiiiiiiiiide!
BW: Hey, Eastside pawnz your side biatch! Eastsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Legolas: Hey, later killaz, I'm just goin to pick up me ho's and take in my fo by fo for a lil' crusin' and some good clean fun.
BB:Later elfboy.
BW:Yeah laterz
Helkahothion: OK, this is so not to the point. I always say this and I say it again, you people should never joke around and get on-topic.
Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.
BB: Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Yeah so it was off topic? I don't give a thing. I'm a mod. Get lost yall.


Did I overdo it? smilies/smile.gif

Suilad,

Anuion

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Did I overdo it?
I can barely understand it. Be honest- did you slip into Dutch a bit? smilies/wink.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.
LOL! Excellent.

[Niluial]

Oh thank you everyone.. Oh sorry I spelt Pokemon wrong.. I did not know how to spell it.. well because I don’t watch it… smilies/biggrin.gif!! Well you know I had to think for hours about what I was to write it had to be perfect and then I got…. smilies/biggrin.gif…. ok I’ll stop there……. The true story goes I was sitting watching TV and a advert for Pokemon came on… and I was thinking oh how dumb and a thought popped in my head so yea!

Niluial, not all of us are as smart as you. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain what you meant by that... or is the humour a bit above my level? Oh!! No well you are very sophisticated and cleaver…. It was actually a compliment “101 things Barrow-Downs Would Never Say" so sorry if you have taken an offence to it… but I meant well!!

Oh sorry if that was off topic! Oh by the way everyone is coming up with lots of funny posts!!! I liked yours Helky!

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Niluial ]

[Ransom]

Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.

If I had 25 cents for everytime I heard that, I wouldn't need to work this summer. smilies/tongue.gif

Bethberry-Thou must follow Tolkein's cannon like a dog chases a cat. Thou shalt not deviate one bit, or the might of the delete button shall be felt.

Or, conversely:

Bethberry-Half sisters of Arwen with blond hair, green eyes, and a personal armory? Why not?

Yup, moderates are your friend. smilies/biggrin.gif

Me: My next RP character will be an overly optimistic, happy, and pacifist hobbit without any sort of questionable background whatsoever.

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Ransom ]

[the phantom]

It was actually a compliment
Niluial, don't worry your pretty head, I figured it was a compliment, but I was just wondering what the exact compliment was. I interpreted it to mean "the phantom never jumps in off topic and always has something of substance to say", but maybe you meant something different (basically, I was disappointed that my ego wasn't being stroked in a more specific way smilies/wink.gif ).

[Diamond18]

Phantom: I prefer general compliments. People going on and on about all the ways I'm wonderful, well, that just makes me blush. I'm very 'umble...

smilies/tongue.gif smilies/wink.gif

[Helkahothion]

If I had 25 cents for everytime I heard that, I wouldn't need to work this summer.

I'm just counting me blesses that he did the opposite.

Ransom: Ehm Helka, I'm having trouble thinking up a good character, could you make one for me. No background is not important.

Helka: Just use Anuion. I don't mind.

Suilad,

Anuion

[Niluial]

Niluial, don't worry your pretty head, I figured it was a compliment, but I was just wondering what the exact compliment was. I interpreted it to mean "the phantom never jumps in off topic and always has something of substance to say", but maybe you meant something different (basically, I was disappointed that my ego wasn't being stroked in a more specific way ).
I'll keep that in mind for next time smilies/wink.gif...

[The Barrow-Wight]

BW: This post should go on and on forever.

[bilbo_baggins]

I think that this thread is hilarious and overtly funny!

Barrow-Wight (or any of the other Ops/Mods for that matter): Everyone! Cuss, swear drink and gamble as much as you like! This site is now a free-for-all! Have fun!

Or, Bethberry: I hate everyone! Everyone, hear me!?! I will PERMAMENTALY ban anyone who speaks to me after this! Hear Me!?!?

Or, Rimbaud: I have decided to become normal, stop using witty phrases, and discontinue debating any idea I once liked.

I don't know if any of these are funny, as I don't know anyone too well.

[HerenIstarion]

davem would never post:

The really good idea would be to extend Rev Silm and start up "Revised Tolkien" project. I mean, we should dig up all pieces Tolkien ever wrote, including his market lists and bakery bills, and create one coherent piece of text out of it. The plot will develop first in South Africa, and will include such Aelfwine traveling from Capetown with Rover to the Moon, with Master Cook on the steer, and it will give what I'd like to call "true Tolkien" idea to masses. We will be having two aims in mind - first, to bring as much of Tolkien's writing into one piece of a text as possible, and, secondly, we should make it as life-like, real, according to the laws of our primary world as it ever may be achieved. So the mechanical monsters of Morgoth should be interpreted as rockets (othewise, how would Rover get to the Moonm and so forth.

Once the work is done, all other books now in circulation should be banned, and our Revised Tolkien piece should be proclaimed the one and only canon!

[mark12_30]

Heren Istarion:

Good, Bad, Truth, shmooth-- who cares? It's all the same anyway.

[Mad Baggins]

piosenniel: Ugh! I hate RPG's! They make me so angry! The next RPG I see is going to be closed faster than the doors of Meduseld when Grima was there! And that's pretty fast, people!

[Kransha]

Since I don't know anyone on this site well ENOUGH to speculate on what they would not post, I'll just go through with a semi-general overview.

Anyone: TEH HARY POTER PWNS J00 !!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!shiftone!!!!1!!!!!

Any mod: Perhaps it is time to a brief hiatus from Tolkein.

Any mod: Wait a sec, what's this Silmarilla thingy everyone's talking about?

Well, that was indeed pathetic, but I managed to scratch out something from my tired mess of a brain.

Hmm, I should start using the word "pwns" in conversation. That word pwns. Does anyone, pray tell, even know what that means. I'm ashamed to say I do (background in another, less respectable site, thankfully non-Tolkein affiliated).

Next: My ill-aimed grammar lesson on the word 'pwns' and all its vocabularic kin, AND furthermore, why Tolkein should be painstakingly translated into netxpeak.

Oh, there's something I don't think anyone would say, regardless of Tolkein obsession...Of course, I have met people who would wish such a thing...By the lidless eye, I really keep lousy company these days. Never liked that 'language' though. Too hasty, hooom!

[Lhunardawen]

The Saucepan Man: I absolutely do NOT rule the Quiz Room.

:D

HerenIstarion, do I detect a touch of bitterness? :)

[HerenIstarion]

by Lhunardawen

HerenIstarion, do I detect a touch of bitterness?

Nay, I mock those whom I love :)

With that in mind, may I be so bold as speculate about what you'd never say?

Lhunardawen: I always take what people post at face value, never minding underlying meanings and possible intentions...

[Lhunardawen]

I'm honored! Well, I suppose I could say that...I could be insensitive and naive at times. :)

mark12_30: Stitch???

I noticed the Stitch avatars...

[Evisse the Blue]

Ok, I'll take a stab at it:

Perky Ent: Man, this Quiz room is so damn boring!
NightKnight: Gee, I'm stumped!
Any mod: All this forum business is wasting my precious valuable time! That's it, I quit! I got better things to do with my free time: like watch Melrose place!
Anyone who frequents ME Mirth: What's this Disco King business??

[mark12_30]

Lhunardawen: Yes, Stitch... he fascinates me as essentially a product of genetic engineering (like an orc) who ended up with free will somehow (like Aule's dwarves) and who then was led into love, belonging, adoption, and the awakening of conscience (like redeemption) through the love of those who believed in, and desired, the best for him (agape.) .....so... Yes, I'm very fond of Stitch.

Back on topic:

Nurumaiel: Family? Loyalty? Caring? Gentleness? What's that all about?

Orual: Deep thought? Nah, I go for hack-and-whack.

littleManPoet: Aragorn opined, "We're obligated to approach employing the most roundabout and indirect route toward our predetermined rendezvous destination. Insomuch as we follow this methodology it's completely assured beyond a reasonable doubt that we'll naturally arrive with the maximized melodramatic and climactic impact. Go, us!" To which the witty, eloquent, and totally elegant Legolas retorted ever so dryly and suavely, "Oui, Missieur."

[HerenIstarion]

May Stitch be that little blue fellow under the right-hand tree on your avatar picture, Helen, perchance?

On Topic

Knight Of Gondor:

Since Aragorn was armed with shards of his sword only, he should have been shown practicing some type of unarmed self defense, like karate or something, in the movie!

[mark12_30]

Off Topic:

Yes, that's Stitch. I had to shrink him from my old avatar. (http://members.cox.net/hrwright61/stitchSit.jpg) If you haven't already seen the first "Lilo And Stitch", do. (The second was sheer disappointment.)

On Topic:

alaklondewen: Buzz off.
Imladris: I do bland and predictable.

[HerenIstarion]

Off Topic:

I remember him (her?) from your previous avatar, I just have to admit my ignorance and confess I did not know he (she?) was named Stitch :)

On Topic:

The Saucepan Man: Gawks, this thread is 341 pages long! Let us throw a party when it reaches its 500th page!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The Saucepan Man: I find it disgusting that a major sporting championship can be effectively bought by a club who throw millions and millions of £s around buying all their players. Thus, I am pleased that Chelsea have been knocked out of the European Cup. Damn those mercenaries, damn their feeble souls!


(couldn't resist, Sauce ;) )

[Saraphim]

What's all this about elves?

[The Saucepan Man]

couldn't resist, Sauce Grrr! :mad:

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Far be it from me to crow. I truly am sorry that your team got knocked out of the Champion's League. ;)

davem: I really can't be bothered to spend the time working out how I feel about Tolkien's works.

HerenIstarion: Illustrative analogies really don't help the argument at all, you know.

Bethberry: Littery theery? Wazzat?

mark12_30: Now, why on earth should anyone want to listen to music inspired by Tolkien's works?

(I love your avatars, Helen. My son is Stitch. Well, except for the genetic engineering bit, that is. :D )

[mark12_30]

Saucie, dare I ask how old your son is? Can he climb ceilings? Surf? ...does he sink? ;)

What would never be posted on the Canon Vs Reader thread:

Saucie: After all these debates you expect me to capitulate?
Just like that?
Just like that?

mark12_30: Ih.

Saucie: Okay, I'll do it.

Other Canon Vs. Reader posters: Whaaat???

Saucie: She's very persuasive.

[The Saucepan Man]

Saucie, dare I ask how old your son is? Can he climb ceilings? Surf? ...does he sink? He's four (just), and that pretty much sums him up - only there's not much opportunity to surf where we are. :D

mark12_30: Find the Truth in LotR? You've as much chance of finding a Hobbit in Weightwatchers. And what's with the capital 'T' anyway? ;)

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Samwise: Oh, Sam's okay, but he's not really that interesting of a character. Actually, I think he's kind of flat. There's not much to him, you know, and he's just sort of boring....

ElenCala Isil: Who is the Tie-Fondler?! And why do I care? It's not like I'm really that interested in the actors, anyway.... What was that Dominick guy's last name?

Firondoiel: I don't have friends. I don't go around joining all sorts of fora. As a matter of fact, I'm not even interested in talking to you! So leave me alone!

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Me: PH33R TH3 C4RN4G3!!!!!! Mwahaha!!!! HOBBITS WILL RULE YOU ALL! *gets hit over the head with an anvil* w00t!

[Eowyn Skywalker]

I don't know very many BDers, but this one comes to mind:

Bekah: Jack Sparrow? JACK SPARROW?!?!?!?! Now who or earth would think that he's hot.

And I could probably come up with some things that Amariden Ravenhill, you wouldn't say either...

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Maeggaladiel]

Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.

Meela Denethor? But he's old and crusty!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim What the heck is a warg?

Anyone What the heck is a hobbit?

Anyone Lord of the Rings... Wouldn't that be Ringo Star? Oh, it's a BOOK, you say? Oh yeah, I remeber now. Isn't that the one about a bunch of English schoolboys stranded on an island? Or is that one Lord of the Dance? Oh well.

Me Why should we feel sympathetic for stupid nearsighted elves? Those freaks of nature! Tease them! Throw rocks at them! Make them feel the SHAAAAAAME!


Ahem.
~Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Maeg: Crebain from Dunland!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Anyone: J.R.R. Tolkein? Who's that? Well, whoever she is, I think she stole her name from J.K. Rowling... lol. Wait... wasn't Tolkein the one who wrote those books about space travel? She's the one who had a man's name, right? Lol, I have no idea....

Me: I'm not obsessed, no... What makes you think that?

Finwë (or the other really big quiz people): I've never quizzed in my life! I wouldn't know how!

[Maeggaladiel]

Maeg: Crebain from Dunland!

LOL! Eomer, you crack me up!!

~Maeg

[Amariden Ravenhill]

The Ka: Ah Boromir, Boromir! How I pine for thee from the towers of the White Citadel!

Finwë: What is this "Quiz Forum" that you speak of?

Me: I am a Noldor ghostie. BOO and RAWRG, says I! Hobbits are a virus.....and I think Latin is STUPID.

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.

Umm... I don't know whether to scream, laugh crazily, or roll my eyes. Though I suppose my oppsession with Star Wars is obvious from my avatar...

Ah well, this IS things we would never say...

Amariden Ravenhill: Middle-earth MIRTH? Why would anyone waste time in there. And what do you mean, people actually send TIME trying to learn Sindarian?!?!?! Ha! You wouldn't catch me trying to learn any other langauges like that!

Maeggaladiel: Glasses? Near sighted ELF?! That's, like, a total non-canon of Tolkien! Someone shoot THAT elf!! You won't see me wearing glasses!!!

There, revenge, as I have now picked on the only BDers that I know well enough to come up with what they wouldn't say...

Me: What stupid person would waste time writing parodies?!

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Mwahahahaha! That was hilarious, Eowyn!

P.S: The Warhead of Power is MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

[Eowyn Skywalker]

The Warhead of DOOM\Power\whatever is NOT yours, Amariden. However, I cannot reveal who's it is... spoilers for the Quest of the Doomed Candies... BUT IT IS NOT YOURS!!!! I have OTHER plans for your character... mwha-ha-ha-ha... coughlightsaberofdoomcough

Amariden Ravenhill: Eowyn Skywalker's spoofs are boooooring. Who'd waste time reading things like the Candies of Doom anyhow? What'd the point of all this humor? We could all be discussing the finer points of chocolate bar wrappers!

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Everdawn]

Everdawn: Oh come off it! Éomer is not my fave character, I hate him! Besides Batman is way cooler.

[Saraphim]

mark12_30: ugh! Not Canonicity again! :rolleyes:

Saucepan Man: I'm sick of discussing the symbolism and truth in Tolkien's books. Scrabble, anyone?

Piosenniel: I'm going to *dum-dum-dum* (frightening music cue) chat on the discussion thread of an RPG!

Please don't flame me to a well-done crisp. :D

[Eowyn Skywalker]

I know where you got the one from Pio... very funny, and is still laughing.

Everdawn: Who likes Eomer nowdays? He's ugly. Ewww... hat hair. That orc can kill HIM.

The Barrow-wight: I don't know what brought on this love of Tolkien, but it's going to stop! As of three seconds, the Barrow-downs is now closed. Permanently.

(Let's hope we never hear that one... :rolleyes:)

Me: Why would anyone waste time writing about warheads of power when they could be off flirting. Sigh, boys are so cool.

(Anyone who knows me will testify that I am not a normal girl there... Boys? Ick.)

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Miriel Undomiel]

Bekah : I'm not a Christian! The Bible is so far-fetched! I mean... Eru is more likely than God!

WillKill4Food: The LotR movies are awesome! Not one single flaw! Nothing I would like to change! All hail Peter Jackson!!!

Lady Snickerdoodle: Legolas is the worst thing about LotR!

Amariden: Pirates are so stupid! And this Johnny Depp-dude is, like, so ugly...

Me: I'm with you, Amariden! Johnny-D is sooo stupid! Legolas too!

And that's all I've got... :rolleyes:

[Lhunardawen]

BW/Esty/mod who's responsible: Say, I miss the craziness. Let's bring back Middle-Earth Mayhem!!!

Maeggaladiel: I've got perfect vision!

Lhunardawen: So do I. :cool:

[mark12_30]

Mister Underhill: Although I don't have anything of substance to add, I just wanted to say this thread is pretty cool.

[Lhunardawen]

The Barrow-Wight: So that all forum members could be able to express themselves better...I'm adding more smilies!

[Sirithheruwen]

Eowyn Skywalker: Eowyn Skywalker? Naw, that name is waaaay too long...just call me Eowyn for short. I like that a lot better!

:p ;)

EDIT: Yay! 250 posts! *recieves blank stares*

[HerenIstarion]

Kuruharan It was Eru's mistake to let the dwarves be in the first place

[Evisse the Blue]

The Barrow-Wight: So that all forum members could be able to express themselves better...I'm adding more smilies!
LOL! hey- actually we could use more smilies! *runs and hides from the wrath of the real BW*

Or how about:
The Barrow Wight: From now on, images in your signatures are compulsory! And if it's text, make sure you add colours and ez codes! This forum looks bleary, let's brighten things up!

[Eowyn Skywalker]

And I have the PERFECT smileys... tee hee.

Maeggaladiel: What are you talking about? I can see just fine! Plus, I am a Hobbit, not an Elf!!! What's WRONG with you peoples???????

Apologies for picking on a new member, but I do know her well enough to know that she'd NEVER say this...

Audriedi: Star Wars??????????? Now, what idiot would watch Star Wars?!?!?!?! Let's all go and watch Mary-Kate and Ashley movies, and eat GARLIC! ((Actually, the garlic bit isn't too far off... *dodges blows*)) Plus, I have perfect vision! Let's all kill the Nearsighted elves!

Lhunardawen: I have prefect vision too! Kill the nearsighted elves!!!

Eowyn Skywalker: You are all forgetting me! KILL THOSE ELVES... plus, never call me Eowyn Skywalker, I DEMAND that you all call me Eowyn for short! Plus, I am not insane. Who'd want to post in Middle-earth Mirth anyhow?

Yep, I'd never say that...

-Eowyn Skywalker

EDIT: 250 posts!!! Mwha-ha-ha... *goes off to see how many more before she hits the next level*

[Maeggaladiel]

Eowyn Skywalker, you rock!

Barrow Wight: Go ahead, kids. Talk about Van Helsing in the Movies section all you want. Van Helsing IS a movie, after all, and who says that this site has to be about Tolkien?

Pioseniel- Yo out there! Whazzup? How R U 2day?

I better go before the mods kill me.
~Maeg

[mark12_30]

davem: Deep, shmeep. Let's all go watch reality tv.

Fordim Hedgethistle: I'm with ya on that one.

Mister Underhill: Hey, wait fer meeee.

HerenIstarion: Not before me, you don't.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

SamwiseGamgee: "Beer? Yeuch! Tempt me not with yon devilry!"

[Saraphim]

Maeg: Glasses? No, these aren't perscription!
Eowyn Skywalker: I hope you all are ready to do some serious discussing around here. And no more garlic, by the way.
Saraphim: I'm going to stop picking on the NSES members, because it's just no fun.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Saucepan Man:" "

Kransha: any monosyllabic word

davem: "I give up"

Bethberry: "You are a terrible writer"

Aman: "My character's name is Zanzibar Zulu Zex"

[Audreidi]

Audreidi: (rolls eyes) Oh, come on, guys. Really. I think this hot pink skanky dress with the frills and lace looks great on me. Forget posting on that stupid forum; 24-HOUR SHOE SHOPPING MARATHON!! Who's with me?

Jandalf: I hate Obi-Wan. I hate Star Wars. I hate being tall. I hate Lord of the Rings. The books make me fall asleep. I know everything about this forum.

Audreidi: She had absolutely no sarcasm in her voice whatsoever.

Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring.

Audreidi: Let's hold a fantasy-book-burning party. Who wants to come?

[The Saucepan Man]

Saucepan Man:" "I am speechless!

Oh, hang on, no I'm not ...

Fordim Hedgethistle: Bah! Why does everyone always ignore my threads?

Davem: C'mon folks, lighten up. It's just a story.

:p ;)

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Eowyn Skywalker: I hope you all are ready to do some serious discussing around here. And no more garlic, by the way
How well you know me... HOWEVER did you assume that I don't exactly have serious discussions most of the time...? *giggles insanely*
Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring.
*Blinks* ME?! BORING?! ...thank goodness that this is things that we would NEVER post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right? *peers at screen* RIGHT...?

Audriedi/Jandalf: I hate being tall! I'm going to cut off my legs so that I can become a Hobbit! And besides, I don't like the fact that (put my real name here) is shorter than I am. That is not right in a Padawan... I think I am going to move to the Shire, where I'll fit in better. I know everything. I HATE Obi-Wan and Han Solo. Who would like stupid forums or RPGs anyhow? Blah. Plus, Wizards are dumb.

Maeggaladiel: Glasses are boring. I think that anyone who wears them are dumb. Plus, all elves should have perfect vision, or else someone should shoot them... they are a disgrace to the elven race!

Bekah: Pirates of the Carrabean is the most boring book out there... errr... I mean movie. Plus, Jack is ugly, and I can SO see just fine!

The Barrow-wight: *put about 20 smileys here* YO, WASSUP. R U KWEL WITH THIS OOC CNOVERATON, CUZ I AM. KEEP IT UP, DUDES. *more smileys* Plus, I am going to reinstate the pictures in the sigs, everyone must put wallpapers in their sigs!

:rolleyes: Everyone picks on Mods anyhow...

The Perky Ent: Quizzes are dumb. So are RPGs.

And, might as well pick on myself...

Eowyn Skywalker: I hate being a Padawan. I don't like Star Wars anymore either. Also, I hate being short. I want to be nine feet tall. Bye bye, Jandalf, you're too annoying to be my master, anyhow... now, where are those serious conversations... I have some awsome information to throw at everyone regarding Unfinished Tales... plus, I filmed HoME in my spare time...

-Eowyn Skywalker

[HerenIstarion]

Saulotus/Bob Wehadababyitsaboy: We-e-ell, I'm not sure what you talk about here, that is, what later writings? Does not Tolkine (or is it Tolkeen? um, whatever) write Bored by the Rings? Quite good read there was on it, they say (I haven't read it, but people keep talking) but what is the fuss about some changes made later on? Who'd seen those, where were those published? And, after all, what's pubslihed posthumously does not count anyway...

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

The Chief Wight - I'm opening a new public forum entirely devoted to Pokémon.

Sharkû - A, la belle Français. C'est une langue magnifique!

Mister Underhill - Serious discussion alone is valid. Your laughter insults us all.

Thenamir - Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull.

Legolas - Who cares what it says in the books? Opinion is paramount

The Saucepan Man - Cryptic crosswords are silly. I don't understand what the point is in them.

Lush - Every square millimetre of exposed flesh is a crime, and Russian literature is dull, dull, dull

Bêthberry - There's no value in applying critical theory to Tolkien's works: alone in world literature, they transcend analysis.

Child of the Seventh Age - The eighties were the best time to be a Tolkien fan. It's all been downhill since then

Estelyn - Roleplaying is a serious business. Parodying it is counter-productive.

Kuruharan - My least favourite character of all is Chrysophylax Dives: a poor effort

Rimbaud - Symbolism was the most sterile and uninteresting movement in the history of poetry.

lindil - The 1977 Silmarillion is an entirely flawless synthesis of Tolkien's pre-Third-Age writings. I can't think of a single improvement that could be made apart from making it into an all-action blockbuster movie.

Diamond 18 - Self-test quizzes? What are those?

Well, that's all we have time for here at the Amon Rûdh Parody Scriptorium. You may now poke fun amongst yourselves.

[Son of Númenor]

burrahobbit - I agree.

Squatter of Amon Rûdh - The Homecoming of Beorhtnoth is barely worthy of mention, let alone lengthy analysis.

Lush - Lewis's compassionate portrayal of women was without a doubt a major catalyst in the feminist movement.

Estelyn Telcontar - No, you are absolutely wrong. That is the most ridiculous notion I have ever heard. You, my friend, are a simp.

[Lhunardawen]

Fordim Hedgethistle: I am a useless Barrowdowner, yes I am. I have done nothing great in the forum. I guess BW would have to terminate my membership.

[HerenIstarion]

Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull.

Well, you missed the point but only on a temporal plane. Some dozen years ago I was skipping poems in any kind of text, for I did think poetry to be dull and unnecessary interruption ruining the flow of the narrative :D But them to say people can't change are wrong, wrong, wrong.

Not to let it stray from the topic:

Balin999 (a.k.a. Sauron666): I don't think I'll ever grow tired of discussing all things Tolkien all over again. My posting average will soon reach 20 a day, too!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Eowyn Skywalker: I've decided to calm down, people...;)

[Eowyn Skywalker]

ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh... umm... heh heh... la la la... maybe I AM a BIT well... ummm... not quite calm all the time... heheh... *screams*
The Perky Ent: *blinks* Quizzes are boring. So is RPing. So therefore I have desided to stop posting there... IT'S E-BAY FOR ME NOW!!!!

Maeggaladiel: The mods are going to kill me but who cares? I mean, I ONLY killed every elf on the board anyhow... why would they be mad?

Eowyn Skywalker: I've desided to actually calm down.

And, you know, I still don't want to calm down, since it seems that people have actually noted my flusteredness... giggle.

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Elennar Starfire]

Me: I cannot STAND Pippin, I hate his accent! And Mirth is such a dull forum, it should be closed!

meh, I'm not so good at this...

[Carnimírië]

Me: OMG I've seen the movies, like, 300 times they're AWESOME!!! I have, like, all the movies on DVD and VHS, EE and theatrical, and I watch them every day! PJ is a god!!!!!!!!!

Any BDer: i think tolkin iz long-winded. i meen, who reely wuntz 2 no exactly wut the land looks like every ware, kum on admit it, lotr iz sooooooo boring.

[The Only Real Estel]

The Barrow-Wight: "Well, technically there are already 20 different threads on this topic, but hey-the more the merrier!

The Saucepan Man (now): "Why didn't the Eagles just fly Frodo to Mount Doom?"

The Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Since the movies have been such a big hit, I think the books are now out-dated & useless. I am burning all of my copies & encourage you to do the same."

Mister Underhill: "You know Barrow-Wight, I was just thinking...wouldn't it be nice to add a section for unTolkien-related discussion on the bd?"

Meela: "Denethor who?"

Any Bder: Any comment that portrays this line of thinking: The Books, by J.R.R. Tolkien; based on the movies by Peter Jackson (well, no one should be posting like that :p)



And in the words of King Theoden: "More will come." :D

[Audreidi]

Audreidi: Eh, I agree. The books are useless. I especially love how they screwed up when Shelob was supposed to appear. Besides, we don't really need books anymore. We can just sit in front of a beautiful box and let our brains rot.

Jandalf: Yeah...I don't really want to be orange anymore. And I already disowned my Padawan, and divorced Obi-Wan. You know, I think I'm just going to quit being a Lord of the Rings and Star Wars fan and have a real life. Who's up for some gardening? Let's watch reality TV; it's so enlightening and serious.

Eowyn Skywalker: Oh, good. I hated chatting with Jandalf on MSN anyway. And I don't really want to marry Anakin. Conspiracies are so boring. I think I'm going to apply for a spot on Survivor and sell everything that remotely resembles a computer in my house.

[Sleepy Ranger]

Isn't it funny when you post what your never going to say you are infact postiong what you were never supposed to say.....
Don't mind me I'm just strange.

[Lammoth]

Isn't it funny when you post what your never going to say you are infact postiong what you were never supposed to say.....
Don't mind me I'm just strange.
Indeed. The word you are searching for is irony.

[Son of Númenor]

obloquy - I say Legolas's hair is probably more of a 'peachish beige' or 'cherry-maroon' colour.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

obloquy : "Actually, forget that last remark. I'm not too interested in Legolas's hair colour at all. Who in their right mind would contemplate that aspect of Legolas when we could be discussing how essential he was to the plot. Let's face it, he carried the story during the first two books. Tolkien was basically giving him a break in RotK, however he still found time to give him several witty and distinctive lines. A true character for the ages."

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Eowyn Skywalker: Oh, good. I hated chatting with Jandalf on MSN anyway. And I don't really want to marry Anakin. Conspiracies are so boring. I think I'm going to apply for a spot on Survivor and sell everything that remotely resembles a computer in my house.
...umm... well... erk... I'm speechless, and very flustered now. HOW COULD YOU EVEN DARE THINK THAT I WOULD GET RID OF MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I NEED that!!!! But you need to change that to "And I don't really want to marry Anakin, I think I'm going to marry Legolas instead".

Audreidi: i'm so gld that i've disovered this tihng caled weading dandiloins, its so fn. obi-1 is ugly" and i h8 hm, cuz he stnks, and i'm gonna marry harry potter becse taht movie is way btter thn ltor.

(Note awful spelling... snrk)

Agent Evenstar: No, Agent Vader is weird, and I think I hate him. I need a new co-author... I want GIMLI! Gimli's so hot, he's got the cutest beard, and the prettyest axe, and the brownest eyes, and OOOOOOOO... I'm so blond! I love Mary-Sue!!! I also love my blond hair!

Any mod: We need more forums for those books based on Peter Jackson's movie...

Any mod: I know that there are twenty other discussions on Balrog's wings, but who cares anyhow? I think I'll sticky them just so that everyone can see what diverse opinions we have... what do you mean, they say the same thing? They are different threads, aren't they? I'M BANNING WHOEVER SAID THAT!!!! I AM ALL POWERFUL, AND NO ONE STANDS IN MY WAY!!!!!!

Me: I'm just posting to agree with whatever you were saying about the hotness of Legolas.

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Oddwen]

Anyone: "Naw, I don't think I'll post what I'd never post."

;)

[Vuelve]

The Saucepan Man\The Perky Ent- "You got me. Thats one quizz question that I just can't answer, and quite frankly I'm just too lazy to go look it up."

Vuelve(Me) - Anything half-way intelligent and/or humorus.

Vuelve(Me) - Anything lengthy and intellengent in the Silm. forum.

[Arwen Evenstar]

I for one would never post that I saw RotK twice illegally before it came out. Not that I ever did such a thing! Uh... you believe me right? :rolleyes: :o ;)

[elfearz1]

Meela: "Denethor who?"
hahahahaha

me: you guys are too silly for me, I think we need to be more serious here!
:p

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

I feel so left out... :( Must be nobody knows me well enough to write an anti-me.

Keeper of Dol Goldur: Melkor? Thu? The Witch King? Bah, phooey. The books would have been FAR better if no bad guys were involved. Tolkien could have written about... oh... a hobbit dancing competition or something. Yeah... that would have been great.

Lady Snickerdoodle: Legolas? Who's he? Oh wait... didn't that guy... um... Orblin or something play him? Yeah.... no wait... it was Orlibon! Right?

Mithadan: Oh by the way, my name means Bunny Rabbit in Klingon.

Pathetic, I know, but I tried.

Fea

[Saraphim]

I'm too weird for anyone to write about, so don't feel bad, Fea.:D

Perky Ent/ Eowyn Skywalker: Bah. Quiz room-smizz room. Downsaholics-downsashmolics. Tolkien is not to be trifled with! I will make it my priority to shut down the RPG forums as well!

Sorry, Perky and Eowyn Skywalker. I just had an image of an old guy waving a cane at some kids with a sign next to him that said "Stay off the Tolkien" that I had to get off my chest. :D

[Eowyn Skywalker]

I think that everyone in this forum must know me now... because seemingly, I'm one to write anti-me's about.

Feanor of the Peredhil: I have offically decided that I am going to stop welcoming newbes. In fact, let's all scare them away... yeah... who wants neweople anyhow...?

There... someone knows your posts somewhat... happy? I can't help that I'm easy to pick on... snrk.

Saraphim: Me? Weird? I'm not WEIRD! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WEIRD! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME INSANE!!!!! *Is dragged away by mods, kicking and screaming*

-Eowyn Skywalker

[Sleepy Ranger]

Someone do me :p :)

[Firefoot]

It does seem like the same people are getting done over and over...

Sleepy Ranger: These quotes are too hard! Why don't you people post easier ones? I quit!

[Sleepy Ranger]

Sleepy Ranger: These quotes are too hard! Why don't you people post easier ones? I quit!
Strangely enough I expected that. And BTW I find Videogame Quotes hard but i guess I don't play enough videogames. :confused:

My own pathetic attempt

Firefoot - I've been posting to much. This is all too crazy I think I'll go get my life back besides I'm tired of being a horse.

[The Only Real Estel]

It does seem like the same people are getting done over and over...

Eh, they've just got the luck ;).

I actually posted to post another one, but it slipped my mind :eek:. Guess I'll edit this one later.

[Sirithheruwen]

The Only Real Estel: I have perfect memory. ;)

[The Only Real Estel]

The Only Real Estel: I have perfect memory. ;)

Actually, I have a photographic memory...it just never seems to have any film in it :o.


The Barrow-Wight: "You couldn't tell what my old avatar was? It's plain enough it was the Hulk!"

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man (now): "Why didn't the Eagles just fly Frodo to Mount Doom?"Actually, I'm still wondering about that one. :p ;)

The Only Real Estel: Having Sauron's Eye as a searchlight was probably the best decision Jackson made.

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Yes, I quite agree. And, by the way, well done England on beating Croatia 4-2.


It does seem like the same people are getting done over and over... Yes, mainly by themselves. :rolleyes:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I can't think of a good one now but I promise that I will post one for you Saucepan on Thursday night!

The Squatter Of Amon Rudh: "I recieved a miniscule portion of supper which didnt' meet with my effections. In fact, it was very.....um...er....what's the word I'm looking for?"

[Eowyn Skywalker]

It WAS getting annoying.

The Only Real Estel: Are you all STUPID?! It's plain enough that the Barrow-wight's last avatar was a LIGHTSABER!

-Eowyn Skywalker

[The Only Real Estel]

Originally posted by The Saucepan Man:
The Only Real Estel: Having Sauron's Eye as a searchlight was probably the best decision Jackson made.

Well now, lets see...

The Saucepan Man: I think Peter Jackson hit Tolkien's concept of the Wargs spot-on. One of my favorite creatures in the trilogy & by far the best CG'd creatures. :p

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

:D i feel so flattered, I'm actually mentioned on here twice... both times having something to do with Legolas... :eek: I'm not really that obvious, am I???? ;) *sigh* i guess there's nothing i can do about it so i might as well add to my reputation.
Me: Come on I ONLY got into LOTR for Legolas...
The Barrow-Wight: This topic doesn't exactly fit in the Books section but, you know, its okay.
Beanamir of Gondor: Boromir was such a jerk, trying to take the Ring. I'm glad he died.
Nilpaurion Felagund: *hug* I love you, alter-ego...

[Sirithheruwen]

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Wargs? *blinks stupidly* What're they?

Eh, the best I could think of... :rolleyes:

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Well, Snick, I seem to remember a well-captioned photograph involving BUBBLES... so I just haaaaad to... you'll understand, I'm sure. ;)

The Saucepan Man: My pans are creating a racket? Dearie me, no! I'll have to trade them in for pillowcases.

burrahobbit: Let me just explain what I mean by this...

The Barrow Wight: Lord of the Rings is for tools.

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man: I think Peter Jackson hit Tolkien's concept of the Wargs spot-on. One of my favorite creatures in the trilogy & by far the best CG'd creatures.Touché. :D

[Lhunardawen]

Lush: What's so special about the Brits? They're just ordinary people like the rest of us BDers...

[Lord of Angmar]

Gwaihir the Windlord: Bloody Brits!

:smokin:

[Elven Hunter]

Anyone: Barrowdowns is so like.. corny.. eeeww.. I don't wanna post here anymore..

Anyone: ey, any1 hir hu lyks 2 stp nd chat wd me?

Person1: Does anyone other than me want to make a thread on Harry Potter?

Person2: I do! They all talk about LotR here and it bores me..

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

wilwarin538 or Eomer of the Rohirrim: I'm so sick of that pointless discussion about Legolas' illusory hare, I mean come on!!! We all know that the question was originally about his hair. Fun's over folks!

Estelyn Telcontar: You reckless generation of vipers! How dare you to post your wretched opinions into a wrong forum! Flee! Begone and never come back!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Nice one, dancer.

HI; "Scrap Mirth, it's useless and disgusting."

Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Saraphim; "Uh huh, and I, like, told that girl to, like, get me my latte in, like, 10 seconds or I was, like, slappin' her with my lil' pink handbag;- cute isn't it?"

Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips."

[Diamond18]

Fordim Hedgethistle "I detest such cheap action-fantasies as 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. And is it just me or was the dialogue in that movie particularly bad? Unwatchable."

Eomer of the Rohirrim "Wargs are stupid, evil, ugly creatures. Clearly they were simplistic stereotypes of the the big bad wolf from European folklore, and Tolkien would have really been better off including a race of mutant giraffes. Much more original."

davem "'The Two Towers' is my favorite movie, ever."

Esty "Whoa! Slow down, guys, I can barely keep up with all those REB posts."

Rimbaud "No pun intended."

H-I "This whole Reputation system is a joke. It doesn't work at all and so I never give out reps. Bring back the bones, please."

Squatter "A closed gate is a closed gate, period."

[Witch-King]

Myself and other Nazgul: "Sure Frodo, take the Ring to Mordor. In fact, here's the secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mordor, and it's full of all kinds of nice fluffy warm things to keep you in happy spirits while you walk there."

[Lhunardawen]

ninlaith: I know exactly how everyone in this forum looks like. Including Eomer of the Rohirrim.

[Morsul the Dark]

Perky Ent: Morsul your answer is correct! lol ;)

Bombadil: Ol' Tom is a dumb charactor

Morsul: I absolutely hate the movies!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Fea; "I don't buy clothes, I find them from garbage tips."
Actually, I rarely buy clothes (my favorite new pair of pants I fully just got by way of my cousin who got them by way of her brother's girlfriend!) and my favorite belt belongs to my boyfriend's sister. :D However the term "garbage tips" confuses me greatly. Is that because I've been asleep for some 12 hours and then had to work immediately after?

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Bring on the pink skirts!!! (insert evil smily that is currently nonexistant right.... here.)

Fea

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Yes, pink skirts sound interesting. ;)

Oh wait, you mean for me, right? Ok, nevermind... :rolleyes:

Diamond; "Enough with the cheeky humour, its not big and its not clever."

Barrow-wight; "That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm closing down this whole operation and going to work on a farm."

[Mithalwen]

[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim]Nice one, dancer.



Mithalwen; "Kilts are ridiculous and not worth contemplation."

Oooh I had better go and qualify my just-posted kilt-related comments on another thread LMAO

[Elennar Starfire]

Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I could only think of a few;

Barow-Wight: I know! Lets pack it all in and start one about C-S-Louis!

The Saucepan Man: I'm reading book about the paranormal. I didn't buy it, it just apeared on the desk. Its really interesting, for example, there are these identical twins, who were locked in two separate rooms for six months, no food, no water, and you know what? They both died! Can't figure out how they did it.

Bombadil: Yo dude! What’s da haps?

Hookbill the Goomba: I think I'll take a spelling test. :D

Any Cheeky Brit: What? Tea? Nasty stuff!

HookBill: The British Empire was built on cups of tea!
Elennar Starfire: I thought it was built on slave labour :p
Hookbill: Shh! It was Tea! Tea and top hats. Just like America is built on huge sole destroying Cannon firing missile launchers sponsored by Pepsi.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Mithalwen: Oh the fond memories... I just LOVED my kilt.

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Of COURSE I understand women's fascination with clothing. Who doesn't?

Son of Numenor: Monty Python was an idiot. His movies should all be destroyed before corrupting more youth.

Elennar Starfire: Tamora Pierce? Who's she?

InklingElf: Live long and prosper? Blech. Die young and fail is more to the point.

:D
Fea

[Mithalwen]

Mithalwen "Yes the 70's were a golden age for children's clothing...." :o

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Feanor of the Peredhil: Yes the early 2000's are a great time for teen clothing. Let's all go out and buy trendy black and pink gear before its all gone! :o

;)
Fea

[Mithalwen]

Mithalwen "There is no place for humour in the serious discussion forums - keep it for mirth.."

[the phantom]

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!

[Morsul the Dark]

Anyone- Why would any like LOTR

Perky Ent- I hate the quiz room

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Mithalwen: Look at my cool avatar!

[Elennar Starfire]

The Phantom: Who, me? I'm nobody! Nobody at all! Ignore me!

[The riders of Rohaan]

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!
I am drooling at you whats ur age chick

[The riders of Rohaan]

I bet all of you'll must have posted at least 100 things not to say this is 101st one
--------------------I HATE LOTR-------------------------
This Is Just a post you know I actually love lord of the rings
:)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day!

Any English man: We love America!

Barrow Wight: Right, this is getting far too silly.

Bombadil: Giving up Tolkien. Me and the boys have decided to get together and form a band.

This smoking guy :smokin: : I'm giving up cigars! And movin' on to cigarettes! Oh yea! 50 a day baby!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Fea of the P: I'm wearing these tiny tight shorts and no guys are drooling over me! What's the deal?! I'm hot! CHECK OUT MY LEGS, DANG IT!
I'll give you one point, phantom, I'd rather keel over and die than be caught saying that one. It just wouldn't happen.

As for:

I am drooling at you whats ur age chick
Clean up your drool. The age is too young, uninterested, and surrounded by a lot of the protective-older-brother types.

Fea

[Son of Númenor]

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day!I'm American, hate war, and have a fluffy bunny named Floppy. :D Imagine the rabbit of Caerbannog with droopy ears. ;)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

ok, there was at least one extremely weird post there. Just ignore, just ignore....

rimbaud; "Let's turn the Downs into one big chat room. To save time we should all be forced to 2k lyk dis."

SoN; "I prefer low-brow humour myself, gags such as people getting stuck in toilets, that works for me."

[Gelmir]

Good one sonny.

American: Yay, my gun gone!
English: Our space Technology is the best ;) .
Rusian: Ze Americans invented space technology!
Belgium:Oooo!
Equadorian: We don't really live on the equator, it's an illusion, mhuhuhahahaha!
Canadian: We live right next to the best contry in the world, eh?
Samoan: We are right next to Scotland! :D

Gelmir: I think I'll come back to life and grow my limbs back dramatically!
Hookbill: I think I'll do an A level in english
Saucepan man: I'm a paranormal scientist now!
The Barrow wight: Green is such a dull colour, I'm more of a pink.
All: Yay!
Gelmir: I'll do a real long post!

[Mithalwen]

Mithalwen: Look at my cool avatar!


Ouch .... look sweetie .... I somehow manage to combine internet addiction with abject techno-idiocy I'd have an avatar if I knew how .... bear in mind when I was a child we thought, to quote Douglas Adams, "digital watches were a really neat idea" .....

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Any American: War? Hate it! Give me fluffy bunnies any day! I'm American, hate war, and have a fluffy bunny named Floppy. Imagine the rabbit of Caerbannog with droopy ears. Mine is named Jaime. I've had him since beyond memory. He wears a sailor suit. ;)

American: Yay, my gun gone!It is? Who stole it? I know you've taken it. Oh wait, still good. The right to bear arms is a beautiful thing, as long as you don't do anything stupid with said right.

Keeper of Dol Goldur: I think Tolkien should have left all the bad guys and bloodshed out of the books. Wouldn't that have been swell?

Fea

Edit: Wow Mith, not only did we cross-post (always fun), but you just quoted a book that I read for the very first time last night! How odd is that? I'm still considering the pros and cons of asking a glass of water what it's like to be drunk. :)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Note the thread title, its Barrowdowner-related.

[Elennar Starfire]

I think I may have started that with my Cheeky Brit one...sorry...It's a reference to another thread, for those of ye that don't get it. Over here... (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=10780&page=1&pp=40)

[Mithalwen]

Sorry I was piqued ... and now I have discovered (somewhat inevitably) that I am a cheeky Brit ...who do I get to marry?

That is a favourite Adams oneliner....

to make amends ?

Mithalwen : The film Faramir was much better.....

Mithalwen : Hugo Weaving is not my type and was hopelessy miscast as Elrond...

[Sleepy Ranger]

Someone do me, please :D

[Gelmir]

Note the thread title, its Barrowdowner-related.

Don't Contradicted us, we're on a roll! Lol, Okay here's one.

Me (yep, again): I hate green,
That's about the forum, is it? Okay here's another.
Frodo: Come here cute little barrow wight. You're soo, cute, yes you are, yes you are.

That much better :D Oh, the joys of obeying things, I think I'll obay the crab, or Me, that's a good idea...Humm lets see, M-O-V-E L-E-F- Argh! I'm not very good at reading my mind :(, give me pity, peas!

[Gelmir]

Someone do me, please :D
okay,

Sleepy Ranger: I'm not tired!

Well, you are a sleepy ranger, are you?

[Son of Númenor]

What?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

What an Odd fellow.

Ouch .... look sweetie .... I somehow manage to combine internet addiction with abject techno-idiocy I'd have an avatar if I knew how .... bear in mind when I was a child we thought, to quote Douglas Adams, "digital watches were a really neat idea" .....

Sorry Mithalwen, was running out of ideas and was presured by a sybling to make a coment about your non-avatarness, and Digital Watches are a realy neat Idea, as was most of the Hitchhikers guide serise. :p

back on topic;

[Gelmir]

What?

Spock told us to do something about Barrow downs. And Sleepy person posted While I was writting. does that explain it? I hope so. And also, I went mad as well. :rolleyes:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Don't worry about it Elennar, I just think it's a bad idea to be giving answers based on nationality. For one, it's got nothing to do with Tolkien and secondly it might offend someone for no good reason. Your Cheeky Brit post was different, being one of the designated Barrowdowner species according to Lush.

[Morsul the Dark]

Morsul: I hate the Downs I almost never some here because you all know next to mothing compared to me!

Morsul: Im never going to post here again

Perky Ent: Ents should die

Barrow-Wight: I have a confession I hate LOTR I mad this site to parody its popularity unfortunately the plan backfireed and Im stuck in this living He--

:rolleyes:

[Mithalwen]

Sorry Mithalwen, was running out of ideas and was presured by a sybling to make a coment about your non-avatarness, and Digital Watches are a realy neat Idea, as was most of the Hitchhikers guide serise. :p


Don't worry ..... now I have noticed howe unusual it is I shall keep my avatarless state.... to maintain that air of mystery :) LOL and not feel insecure about my ignorance .... siblings now they are a BAD idea.... mine has ridiculed me for years about my love for LOTR .... now shehas discovered Orlando Bloom and suddenly it is all not so stupid.... :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hum, perhaps I should make it clear that when I posted this;

Any American: War? Hate it...

I was making very little reference to any recent wars, more expanding on the stereotyped American that has become popularly known here in Blighty, that is a warmonger. Indeed, it was mostly in retaliation against this;

Any cheeky Brit: Tea? Nasty stuff

But you just try being English! You Americans may think your misinterpreted and viewed as evil in other countries. You should try being English; there are people who hate us living up the road! We can drive to hatred!
Scotland: You English… (Insert many curses and swear words here)
Wales: English morons!
Don’t even think about going to Ireland!

Hope that's clear.
No hard feelings? :(

[Sirithheruwen]

No hard feelings. Sorry. :)

[Mithalwen]

You should try being English; there are people who hate us living up the road! We can drive to hatred!
Scotland: You English… (Insert many curses and swear words here)
Wales: English morons!
Don’t even think about going to Ireland!

:(


Try being English in France -even your FRIENDS end up seeming to hold you personally responsible for every blip in trans-channel relations since 1066 .... :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Thanks Sirithheruwen (Offers a special cake as a sighn of peace.)

Try being English in France -even your FRIENDS end up seeming to hold you personally responsible for every blip in trans-channel relations since 1066

Only because we beat them in almost every war ever! ;)

Anyway, here are some more;

Any one: Did Balrogs have wings? No, they were magical and flew around on unicorns... that had wings... Its true!

Any one: Who is Tom Bombadill? He's tree beard in disguise!

[Meneltarmacil]

The Barrow-Wight: I've had enough of this black and green death-related stuff. From now on, the background will involve pink fluffy bunnies.

Sharku: Cool, another thread about a topic we've discussed already. Let's open even more threads about it!

Would somebody please do me?

[Diamond18]

"I would never post my picture on the internet. I don't believe in letting strange people see my face. I mean, who knows what kind of perverts hang around Tolkien forums, you know? Just by letting this mug out of the bag, I could end up face down in a ditch somewhere, dead. That's right, dead. You can never be too careful. I don't even want people speculating on what I look like. And you there, stop forming a mental image of me right now. This face is not for viewing!!!"

[THE Ka]

Oh, this will be easy. This is sort of a secret between me and those who dis-favour my work and effort put here, but. Oh well! :D

1. (this is something your might want to copy down) Never give your name to me when you leave rude and uncalled-for comments in my user cp. I tend to send you a request-an-apology message in your in-box. :eek: yes, i know you might be thinking "eek! that's- that's stalking!". :rolleyes: Quiet differently reader! I am reminding a select few on manners and proper civilized ways to address me. I don't inquire to be mean... I didn't tell who those people are! That would be rude, and utterly worthless.

ok, another more wide-ranged never-would-be-caught-doing...

2. Disagreeing that Boromir is the Disco King, when his posse (i'm not the only one) spends a moment or two in a boromir-related tread to observe this commonly forgotten fact... The casualities will be utterly horrorific.

[Lhunardawen]

Thenamir: Profit-schmofit! From each according to his ability to each according to his need!

[paavo]

Morsul the dark in the quiz room: I give up! I can't think of anything! please give a hint!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Any downer: I don't know, Tolkien's stuff seems a bit farfetched for me.

Gelmir: I think I’ll be serious.

[Morsul the Dark]

Morsul the dark in the quiz room: I give up! I can't think of anything! please give a hint!

Indeed I would never say that...

Encaitare(sp?)- Balrogs had wings of course they did why wouldnt they?

[Elennar Starfire]

Morsul: I'll just give you all a nice easy question now!

[Morsul the Dark]

i dont give hard questions....i thought my cryptic clue was blantanly obvious lol I thought someone would get it in 3 secoonds

Elanor :Morsul questions are too easy
:p lol

and
Firefoot:I hate fire

[NightKnight]

Firefoot (on a brand new20 Questions thread): Any other question than "Third Age?" . ;)

[THE Ka]

This is going to be a really, really ,super-saliorific long thread... i'm going to have to agree with BW on this... (Something I never do...)

Oh, what the heck, here's another:

Anyone discussing tolkien's or other Oxford fantasists' work: "I just HATE Anglo-Edwardian retromedieval culture!!"

and if you understand any of that, then you have some sense of humour ;) ...

I'm Out! :p

[Maeggaladiel]

The Barrow Wight: HeE hEee! I LyK bUttrEd ToStE!!


Sorry. I just had a mental picture of the BW saying this in a "Mr Gumby" voice. People around me (I'm posting from a library) have cleared the area and are probably calling the looney bin to collect the hysterically snickering psycho that is Maeggaladiel. Heee heee... bUtRed ToStE!!

PS- Sleepy Ranger, I love your avatar! Just thought I'd add that.

*Maeg gets dragged off in a straight jack*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Barrow Wight: We'll now be making a musical version of The Barrow Downs!

(The Camelot theme from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

We’re Wight of the round table!
We dance whenever able!
:D

[Evisse the Blue]

Morsul: I am pleased to announce you, my fellow Downers, that from now on my posts shall be free of any grammar or punctuation mistakes.

Firefoot: My New Year's resolution is to stay away from the Quiz Room for at least a week!

Encaitare: This Grima character is totally uninteresting. He's only a witless worm. I'll focus on Aragorn from now on.

Sapphire Flame: I live for slash.

Sleepy Ranger: Video games are so boring *yawn*

a musical version of The Barrow Downs! What a great idea!

BW: In this new musical version of the Barrow Downs I shall be playing the Phantom of the Wight Opera! Bwahahahaha!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The opening song; (sung by all downers)

We're Wights of the Round Table.
We dance whenever able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With rotting corpses and lots of beans
We dine well here in Cardolan.
With Firefoot and the saucepan-man.

[dancing by Firefoot and saucepan-man ]

We're Wights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Cardolan
We sing from the diaphragm when we can.

[tap-dancing by The Barrow Wight]

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests
we sequin vests
and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life on the Downs.

We live under the mounds

************************

I couldn't think of a better one to replace "I have to push the pram a lot!" Sorry.

[Sleepy Ranger]

PS- Sleepy Ranger, I love your avatar! Just thought I'd add that.

Long story how I got it and if I narrated it here, people would um, 'do something not nice' to me. So if you wanna know, PM me along with a promise that you'll not tell anyone and will restrain from doing 'not nice' things to me.

Sleepy Ranger: Video games are so boring *yawn*

I do tend to say that after finishing the same game 1,000,000,000,000 times and believe it or not I haven't turned on my PS2 for 5 minutes, can you believe its been off for 5 whole minutes. :D :D

My turn to pick fun at Evisse....

Evisse the blue- I am not blue, from today on I am officialy a pink bunny.
Evisse the 'pink bunny' blue- Video games are a breeze, why it took my just 5 minutes to finish RoTK

[Evisse the Blue]

Touché, Sleepy! I'd never say those things... :D

[Sleepy Ranger]

Touché, Sleepy! I'd never say those things...

Precisely why I said them for you, Miss Pink Bunny.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

All right break it up you two! Break it up! Hand bags at 30 paces.

BW: I shall take up the swanny whistle and play the entire score of "Living on the Downs, The musical."

Look at the poster that I made for it here (http://tinypic.com/2pbet)

[Evisse the Blue]

Very cool poster, Hookbill! yep, that should definitely play with a full house!Confused about the tagline though...one man's journey to death. Shouldn't it be hobbit's?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It says "Staring The Barrow Wight as himself". The Barrow Wights were men, so it’s about a man. An easy mistake to make. :smokin:

[Morsul the Dark]

Morsul: I dont think Im going to change my Avatar any more

[Sleepy Ranger]

Morsul: I dont think Im going to change my Avatar any more

How ironic, you posted what you were never supposed to post.

[Morsul the Dark]

indeed but i would never say it seriously

[Elennar Starfire]

BW: In this new musical version of the Barrow Downs I shall be playing the Phantom of the Wight Opera! Bwahahahaha!

Perhaps that should be Wight of the Opera... Phantom and Wight are sort of synonymous...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Hookbill, that is absolutely fabulous. I only wish I had come up with it. Brilliant job.

On topic:

The Barrow-Wight: Hookbill, that is so inspired that I plan on putting the tune on The 'Downs as background music so all the 'Downers can hum along to it as they browse.

Fea

[Evisse the Blue]

Perhaps that should be Wight of the Opera
Yes, you're right. I thought it sounded a bit wrong... :p

[Saraphim]

Eomer of the Rohirrim: I make it my business to stalk people around the Downs, but that is nothing compared to my support of American pop music. I also found PJ's Warg to be the true manifestation of a rather boring beast.

*Surprised at her own audacity*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Fits like a glove in this thread...

:D

[Diamond18]

Those of you who know who you are

"I think it's bad form to post your own 'never would say' quote, and I would never do it."

:p

[Son of Númenor]

Morsul the Dark: "I haven't the time nor the patience to contribute to this silly forum, and I cordially dislike poor grammar."

[Morsul the Dark]

Why would I have time Im so ultimately busy :p

and Im not fond of bad Grammer(look at the essays I write for school and you'd see I'm rather good at grammer and I want to be an English teacher.)

I cant think of a good one Ill get back to you on it

[Lhunardawen]

*walks in*

How incredibly ironic.

*walks away*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hay, Lhunardawen, you dropped your wallet... oh she's gone... oh well, (whistles). :p ;) :smokin:

[NightKnight]

Thorongil/Evisse/Me: Nightwish who?

;)

[Elennar Starfire]

Morsul's pretty good with grammar! It's punctuation that's the main problem.

[Morsul the Dark]

;) I dare you to look in the Seekers of Truth RPG and say that, youll notice my puntuation quite acceptable.

Elennar: Morsul has the best Grammar on the Downs :p

[Elennar Starfire]

So why don't ye bother to use proper punctuation in your other posts?

[Morsul the Dark]

Alright, I will attempt to make my posts more Grammatically correct.:p

I think that is grammatically correct.

Please stop making funof my grammar. :confused: It saddens me so.

Anyway on to happier and merrier things.

Eomer: I hate stalkers I hate being stalked I'm glad I have no stalkers.
and currently in Cryptic Clues

Nilpaurion Felagund: Morsul that's a correct answer and on your first try to! :p

[Gelmir]

youll
Morsul, I just wanted you to know when you said ‘‘youll notice my punctuation is quite acceptable." you kind of missed out the Apostrophe next to the u and the l in you'll. So the grammar wasn't exactly perfect.
But! I have a tip: Before you post paste onto a spellchecking and ponctuation program.:D I hope I helped.



I hope that my grammar is alright, I hate being a hippocrite.

[Son of Númenor]

There's no need to make an insult out of my comment, or to point out specific instances of poor usage. I'm sure Morsul is grammatically sound when he needs to be; I was merely playing off the fact that he often chooses to use lax grammar in the forum. ;)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

I just copy my posts into word before I post them. :smokin:

[Gil-Galad]

I can only think of one for now...but more will come!

Morsul: i'm never changing my avatar ever again!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Why is every one picking on Morsul?

Son of Númenor: spelling? Grammar? T'is unnecessary drivel!

[Gil-Galad]

Its pretty easy i guess...though i doubt people will use the ever-lovable Gil-Galad!

[Elennar Starfire]

I'm just very good at spelling, grammar, and punctuation. :D

[Lhunardawen]

You realize it would pay to be consistent, Morsul... :)

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Gil-galad: I am forever forswearing homestarrunner.com. Strongbad was an idiot, Trogdor can't burninate worth his consummate 'v's, and Strongsad is incapable of drawing dragons.

:D
Fea

[Gil-Galad]

Bah Blasphemy! the power of Trogdor Compels you! the power of Trogdor compels you!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Never post, Gil-galad, Never post. It's okay. Breathe man, breathe. :p

Fea

[Gelmir]

There's no need to make an insult out of my comment, or to point out specific instances of poor usage. I'm sure Morsul is grammatically sound when he needs to be; I was merely playing off the fact that he often chooses to use lax grammar in the forum. ;)

Sorry, I didn't mean any aufence, just seemed like... :rolleyes: well.
I get it, you are slowly getting better.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I'm bored so you get a random post.

The Only Real Estel- PoTC? Whats a PoTC? And Van Helsing was by far the worst movie ever made, I can not believe I wasted my money on a ticket. Sheesh if there was ever a bad movie made Van Helsings it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

And Van Helsing was by far the worst movie ever made, I can not believe I wasted my money on a ticket. Sheesh if there was ever a bad movie made Van Helsings it.

Erm, sleepy, its supposed to be things people would NEVER post. ;)

[Sleepy Ranger]

Aaah.. Another sheep of the critics.

[Imladris]

Fordim : Tolkien's work is as deep as a puddle of water.

[Sleepy Ranger]

I never read any reviews of it, I just thought it was REALY corny, predictable and the 'special effects' were about as good as a snail trying to juggle.

Lots of folk I know would say otherwise. Some of them happen to be on the 'Downs.

[The Only Real Estel]

Lots of folk I know would say otherwise. Some of them happen to be on the 'Downs

You wouldn't be talking about anyone in particular, would you? :p