When Sam got stuck in quicksand, Pippin would have helped... only... that sword was REALY shiny!
OR
Gimli: I can see a pattern. Leg'o' gets a bow, Bor'o' gets a belt, Merry'o' and Pip'o' get swords, Sam gets dirt, I'd better not ask for anything else it'll be some hair of hers that got stuck in the sink or something like that.