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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-03-2005, 12:54 AM

When Sam got stuck in quicksand, Pippin would have helped... only... that sword was REALY shiny!

OR

Gimli: I can see a pattern. Leg'o' gets a bow, Bor'o' gets a belt, Merry'o' and Pip'o' get swords, Sam gets dirt, I'd better not ask for anything else it'll be some hair of hers that got stuck in the sink or something like that.

Morsul the Dark · 11-03-2005, 08:36 AM

Galadriel shakes her head in disbelief while:

Pippin;I cant believe it it actually does say this is not edible...why would she give us something not edible?

Merry:I don't know shes crazy.

Galadriel thinking:Gqandalf chose you guys to go....and he wonders why hes still not head of the white council jeez with judgement like this hed have to beat a balrog or something

Lalwendë · 11-03-2005, 09:36 AM

Galadriel: "Trick or treat? There will be nothing for you lads until one of you owns up to chucking that egg at my Flet. There's no point denying it, I can use Osanwe."

OR

Pippin: "Um, I know we were supposed to be taking your pet balrog for a walk, but he gave us the slip when he saw this wizard running about and chased him down a really, really big rabbit hole. We've brought his lead back though."

Maeggaladiel · 11-03-2005, 05:18 PM

Throughout Galadriel's entire speech, Pippin amused himself by frying ants with a magnifying lens.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2005, 12:37 AM

Sam wonders when Pippin will notice that Galadriel stole his wallet.

OR

Pippin: What does it mean, "extremely flammable"?

11-03-2005, 12:54 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Sam got stuck in quicksand, Pippin would have helped... only... that sword was REALY shiny! OR Gimli: I can see a pattern. Leg'o' gets a bow, Bor'o' gets a belt, Merry'o' and Pip'o' get swords, Sam gets dirt, I'd better not ask for anything else it'll be some hair of hers that got stuck in the sink or something like that. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-03-2005, 08:36 AM	#2
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Galadriel shakes her head in disbelief while: Pippin;I cant believe it it actually does say this is not edible...why would she give us something not edible? Merry:I don't know shes crazy. Galadriel thinking:Gqandalf chose you guys to go....and he wonders why hes still not head of the white council jeez with judgement like this hed have to beat a balrog or something __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-03-2005, 09:36 AM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Galadriel: "Trick or treat? There will be nothing for you lads until one of you owns up to chucking that egg at my Flet. There's no point denying it, I can use Osanwe." OR Pippin: "Um, I know we were supposed to be taking your pet balrog for a walk, but he gave us the slip when he saw this wizard running about and chased him down a really, really big rabbit hole. We've brought his lead back though." __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-03-2005, 05:18 PM	#4
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Throughout Galadriel's entire speech, Pippin amused himself by frying ants with a magnifying lens. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-04-2005, 12:37 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam wonders when Pippin will notice that Galadriel stole his wallet. OR Pippin: What does it mean, "extremely flammable"? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...