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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
I wish that there would be a section of LotR where the lady elves dance to R&B
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Granted. But no one in the whole of middle Earth likes "R&B" and so all the armies in the whole realm attack them. Sauron decides to join forces with Elrond and Galadriel so that they can flatten them all with a thousand million Orcs with earplugs. Unfortunately, after the music is stopped and the elves destroyed, Sauron turns of the other armies and slaughters them all.
Woe!
I wish Sauron had gone on holiday when Melkor wanted to turn him to his will.