Admin Thread for TIG LXIX: Meeting at the House of Usher

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Mirandir

• Do balrogs have wings?
  They have shadows that are suspiciously in the shape of wings. Whether or not they function is still up for debate.
• Where do hobbits come from? (I'll at least be clean. Lol.)
  The grow out of the ground.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  Not that much. They actually have very poor dental plans.
• How many roads must a man walk down?
  As many as it takes to make it to the end of the world.
• Why is the sky blue?
  Because if it was green people would confuse it with the grass.
• What's 48,589,294 time 598?
  29,056,397,812
• What is the speed of dark?
  Duck times post office squared.
• Why do fools fall in love?
  Because natural selection hasn't kicked in quite yet.
• Paper or plastic?
  Jello.
• Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
  The pineapple which spawned everything.
• What does Santa do if you don't celebrate Christmas?
  Still sneaks into your house and tries to steal cookies and milk.
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
  More than any normal person would want to take to get to the center.
• Inconceivable! Does that word mean what you think it means?
  I do believe that it does.
• Why can't a sonic screwdriver undo a deadlock seal? Could it do a livelock seal? Or a livestock seal? A seal of approval? The seal of the President? A harp seal?
  Because it is not a deadlock screwdriver. It can, however, undo the lock on Sonic the Hedgehog's hut.
• Why couldn't I think of better questions?
  Because you're silly.
• Will you still let me play after this?
  Mmmm...we'll see how it goes.

Cookies, please.

PM me your address and cookies you shall have, m'dear. May be a while, though.