Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Guinevere]

*wipes tears of mirth*

At least I recognize this one:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

4. "There are many opportunities to curious about the world, and to help the poor in the hand tool is often seen as unstable."

"Many are the strange chances of the world and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter."