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Originally Posted by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh

Q: Given that x=94, q=30 and z=-107, roughly how many calories are there in a wafer of Lembas?

Since they say that a wafer of lembas can get a man through a hard day of work, and it is estimated that an active adult may burn up to 3600 calories in a day of hard work, I'd say that a wafer of lembas has about 2000 calories.

The deficit between caloric intake and output explains why elves are so thin... they are all anorexic!!

Q: What's the deal with Fangorn? I mean, it's unnatural to be THAT unhasty