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Old 01-11-2008, 02:30 AM   #1
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When he ALMOST moved out of the way of an orc's sword too late

If most hobbits did not give Frodo as much recognition as they should have, since he kept mostly to himself and avoided fighting during the battle of Bywater, how did he manage to get elected as mayor?
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Old 01-11-2008, 11:00 AM   #2
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If most hobbits did not give Frodo as much recognition as they should have, since he kept mostly to himself and avoided fighting during the battle of Bywater, how did he manage to get elected as mayor?
Most people don't know this, but Frodo had secret dealing with the black market, which kept many Hobbits happy.

What were Smaug's dying thoughts as he fell into the lake?
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:11 PM   #3
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A: "I think I left the stove on!"

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Old 01-13-2008, 06:51 PM   #4
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How many times can Gollum make Sam angry before Sam kills him?
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:42 AM   #5
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How many times can Gollum make Sam angry before Sam kills him?
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
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Old 01-18-2008, 03:19 AM   #6
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A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!

As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:27 AM   #7
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That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!

As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.
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They turned off some heat sources, such as Mount Doom.

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Because he mistook it for his shaving-mirror

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