Ask a stupid question

[Laurinquë]

Originally Posted by Alonna

A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?

That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!

As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.