Be careful what you wish for...

[Alonna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Bilbo would admit he wore a wig.

Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig, Bilbo is unfortunately disqualified from the annual Shire beauty pageant.

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Alonna

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.

Granted, but after gaining access to a lightsaber he is recruited by the Jedi Order and taken from Gondor's service. Frodo and Sam are forever detained in Ithilien until Sauron is able to regain complete control.

I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Hobbits roamed around in our world.

Granted! But because of all the deseises now they couldn't stand it so they went back to ME!

I wish that I could marry Pippin!

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

I wish that I could marry Pippin!

Thou wish is Granted, You and pippin live a happy life untill pippin accidently sets the house on fire while smoking pipeweed.

I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields

[Folwren]

I wish Gothmog(the pink orc) Had not died during battle of Pelennor Fields

Granted! Eowyn was killed, therefore when Faramir awoke from his Black Breath stupor, he saw no reason to live, and died for lack of love.

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Folwren

I wish Gollum hadn't bit off Frodo's finger.

Thou wish is Granted. Gollum had not bitten off Frodo's finger and as a result, Frodo was able to get Gollum off of him. Unfortunatly, Frodo Ran out of Mount Doom and the Nazgul cought and Killed him. Sauron wins and the men of the west are slayen..

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Have you seen how Red that eye is!?

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Your wish is granted, but since the technology was
new to Middle-earth, Sauron had to mortgage Minas Morgul.

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.