Be careful what you wish for...

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish Bilbo had taken the Ring into Mordor.

Well of course he did! But... well he -tried-.

The average hobbit can only take so much, you know? After starting his journey out from Hobbiton on his 111st birthday, Bilbo found himself being tracked by an unlikely pack of mistrils with the working title of "Nemoy and the Nem-an-or-ians" (Okay, so thats a stretch) the old hobbit soon got fed up with being the subject to such cantations that he threw the ring at Nemoy in a rage. Subsequently, it bounced off and choked a small horse.

Now having to drag a small horse up the fiery steps of Mt. Doom isn't an easy feat, and needless to say any chances of success were now completely out of the picture without having to stop and... *ahem* do certain things to retreive the ring once more. Just in time for those nasty Nazgul to snatch it from his little hands and run off with it snickering.

I wish the elves of the Last Alliance preformed dazzlingly dangerous kick-line to squash their enemies!