Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mormegil · 01-31-2008, 12:25 AM

Some posts have been deleted due to the chattiness. Please keep on topic.

MaultheStoor · 03-11-2008, 07:24 AM

Let's go with an old classic, shall we? Just throw your most beloved item into Mount Doom. You will probably have a stupid moment and jump...er...FALL in after.

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-13-2008, 11:49 PM

585. Climb up to the top of Barad-dur, wave the Ring in front of Sauron, then get in a chopper and drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
586. Free Morgoth from the Void.
587. Tell Sauron that he's NOT the King of the World, you are.
588. Tell Morgoth to bow "before me, lowly DOG!"
589. Run around in Valimar screaming "ALL HAIL MORGOTH" at the top of your lungs.
590. Drop a bomb on Taniquetil.
591. Walk up to Manwe and say "unfortunately, Eru has decided that YOU are unfit to rule the world. I am taking your place effective immediately."
592. Walk up to Morgoth and say "You ARE the weakest link"
593. Bang on the Black Gate of Mordor and then hand yourself over to the guards.
594. Walk up to Minas Morgul and ask a ringwraith for directions to Mount Doom because you have the Ring and you want to destroy it.
595. Step in front of Morgoth when he's swinging Grond around.
596. Put on the Ring in Rivendell and try to kill Elrond.
597. Scream in Black Speech in the middle of Lothlorien.
598. Try to hit the Eye of Sauron with a baseball bat.
599. Drop borate on the Eye of Sauron. (the pink stuff they use to put out wildfires)
600. Walk into Angband proclaiming allegiance to Manwe
601. Walk into the Outer Circles proclaiming that mOrgoth is a better King the Eru could ever be
602. Tell the Elves that Eru is a fake and that it was Morgoth who created the world

....More to come..im tired right now

Volo · 05-14-2008, 12:03 PM

586. Eat a sandwich.

Eönwë · 05-14-2008, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volo

586. Eat a sandwich.

What?

Morgoth's Apprentice · 06-19-2008, 11:35 PM

Why would you die from eating a sandwich?

587. Run in front of a Warg pack.
587. Proclaim that Morgoth is in fact the supreme lord of all and that Manwe's the one who's been making all the trouble
588. During the Council of Elrond, while they are arguing about what to do with it,
jump up on your seat, yell out "OPERATION OVERLORD" at the top of your lungs, and try to take off with the Ring.
589. Take the Ring from Frodo and toss it in the river
590. Try to convince an Elf to forgo lembas and drink Red Bull instead
591. Give Gollum Red Bull
592. Give Shelob Red Bull
593. Give the Balrog a Red Bull (it gives it wings!!)

more later...

Lush · 06-22-2008, 06:22 AM

594. Pass out in Denethor's field of vision.

(That one is a scary one if you're in college)

Although my favourite is definitely this:
300. Tell blonde jokes in Lothlorien.

In that vein, here's another one,

595. Tell blonde jokes in front of Gimli.

*dum dum dum*

01-31-2008, 12:25 AM	#1
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Some posts have been deleted due to the chattiness. Please keep on topic. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-11-2008, 07:24 AM	#2
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	Let's go with an old classic, shall we? Just throw your most beloved item into Mount Doom. You will probably have a stupid moment and jump...er...FALL in after. __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

05-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#4
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	586. Eat a sandwich. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

06-22-2008, 06:22 AM	#7
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	594. Pass out in Denethor's field of vision. (That one is a scary one if you're in college) Although my favourite is definitely this: 300. Tell blonde jokes in Lothlorien. In that vein, here's another one, 595. Tell blonde jokes in front of Gimli. dum dum dum __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

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05-13-2008, 11:49 PM	#3
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	585. Climb up to the top of Barad-dur, wave the Ring in front of Sauron, then get in a chopper and drop the Ring into Mount Doom. 586. Free Morgoth from the Void. 587. Tell Sauron that he's NOT the King of the World, you are. 588. Tell Morgoth to bow "before me, lowly DOG!" 589. Run around in Valimar screaming "ALL HAIL MORGOTH" at the top of your lungs. 590. Drop a bomb on Taniquetil. 591. Walk up to Manwe and say "unfortunately, Eru has decided that YOU are unfit to rule the world. I am taking your place effective immediately." 592. Walk up to Morgoth and say "You ARE the weakest link" 593. Bang on the Black Gate of Mordor and then hand yourself over to the guards. 594. Walk up to Minas Morgul and ask a ringwraith for directions to Mount Doom because you have the Ring and you want to destroy it. 595. Step in front of Morgoth when he's swinging Grond around. 596. Put on the Ring in Rivendell and try to kill Elrond. 597. Scream in Black Speech in the middle of Lothlorien. 598. Try to hit the Eye of Sauron with a baseball bat. 599. Drop borate on the Eye of Sauron. (the pink stuff they use to put out wildfires) 600. Walk into Angband proclaiming allegiance to Manwe 601. Walk into the Outer Circles proclaiming that mOrgoth is a better King the Eru could ever be 602. Tell the Elves that Eru is a fake and that it was Morgoth who created the world ....More to come..im tired right now

06-19-2008, 11:35 PM	#6
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	Why would you die from eating a sandwich? 587. Run in front of a Warg pack. 587. Proclaim that Morgoth is in fact the supreme lord of all and that Manwe's the one who's been making all the trouble 588. During the Council of Elrond, while they are arguing about what to do with it, jump up on your seat, yell out "OPERATION OVERLORD" at the top of your lungs, and try to take off with the Ring. 589. Take the Ring from Frodo and toss it in the river 590. Try to convince an Elf to forgo lembas and drink Red Bull instead 591. Give Gollum Red Bull 592. Give Shelob Red Bull 593. Give the Balrog a Red Bull (it gives it wings!!) more later...