Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Volo · 05-14-2008, 12:03 PM

586. Eat a sandwich.

Eönwë · 05-14-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Volo

586. Eat a sandwich.

What?

Morgoth's Apprentice · 06-19-2008, 11:35 PM

Why would you die from eating a sandwich?

587. Run in front of a Warg pack.
587. Proclaim that Morgoth is in fact the supreme lord of all and that Manwe's the one who's been making all the trouble
588. During the Council of Elrond, while they are arguing about what to do with it,
jump up on your seat, yell out "OPERATION OVERLORD" at the top of your lungs, and try to take off with the Ring.
589. Take the Ring from Frodo and toss it in the river
590. Try to convince an Elf to forgo lembas and drink Red Bull instead
591. Give Gollum Red Bull
592. Give Shelob Red Bull
593. Give the Balrog a Red Bull (it gives it wings!!)

more later...

Lush · 06-22-2008, 06:22 AM

594. Pass out in Denethor's field of vision.

(That one is a scary one if you're in college)

Although my favourite is definitely this:
300. Tell blonde jokes in Lothlorien.

In that vein, here's another one,

595. Tell blonde jokes in front of Gimli.

*dum dum dum*

Nerwen · 06-22-2008, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Lush

594Tell blonde jokes in front of Gimli.

*dum dum dum*

This would be post-Galadriel Gimli, right?

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-22-2008, 08:37 PM

Yell "You shall not Pass" in front of a mob of Urik-Hai.

Eönwë · 06-24-2008, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Yell "You shall not Pass" in front of a mob of Urik-Hai.

597. Call the Uruk-hai Urik-Hai in front of Saruman (or even Sauron).

05-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#1
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06-22-2008, 06:22 AM	#4
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	594. Pass out in Denethor's field of vision. (That one is a scary one if you're in college) Although my favourite is definitely this: 300. Tell blonde jokes in Lothlorien. In that vein, here's another one, 595. Tell blonde jokes in front of Gimli. dum dum dum __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-22-2008, 08:37 PM	#6
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Yell "You shall not Pass" in front of a mob of Urik-Hai. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-19-2008, 11:35 PM	#3
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	Why would you die from eating a sandwich? 587. Run in front of a Warg pack. 587. Proclaim that Morgoth is in fact the supreme lord of all and that Manwe's the one who's been making all the trouble 588. During the Council of Elrond, while they are arguing about what to do with it, jump up on your seat, yell out "OPERATION OVERLORD" at the top of your lungs, and try to take off with the Ring. 589. Take the Ring from Frodo and toss it in the river 590. Try to convince an Elf to forgo lembas and drink Red Bull instead 591. Give Gollum Red Bull 592. Give Shelob Red Bull 593. Give the Balrog a Red Bull (it gives it wings!!) more later...