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Groin Redbeard · 03-17-2008, 04:31 PM

No, say it isn't true! I have long admired Kuruharan as an expert on all things dwarvish and now you tell me that he's an elf!

Good one Phantom.

I'll be more careful when I enter my shed next time. Thank you Mad Man Mitch for the head up.

EDIT: Oops, I miss read the article!

Glain is the elf not Kuruharan! *sigh of relief* That was a close one, and I blame my bad reading skills on my glasses, it must have had some sort of mirror affect that blurred my vision.

Bêthberry · 03-18-2008, 10:35 AM

Bethberry must lodge a stern, strenuous and stentorious protest against this excess of the Seventh Estate in the Fifth Age. or is it vice versa. And don't try pleading the Fifth. Or drinking a fifth either.

There is no truth whatsoever to the slanderous, malicious and hogswallow gossip that intimates she is engaged in such vile Real Estate proclivities as to attempt to rename the Barrow Downs Shediac.

It was all a series of unfortunate events that began with Mr. Rhod the Red being mistaken for a lobster and invited to become a Thermidor. No, it wasn't custard at all. Save that for elves.

narfforc · 03-18-2008, 12:25 PM

Last week I was abducted by aliens, now my shed has gone missing. Anyone seeing my shed should report it to the local police, take your toothbrush, as you may have to stay in a place with lots of white coats for a bit.

Eönwë · 03-18-2008, 04:36 PM

nafforc, does your shed happen to be made of solid gold and have the words "can't touch this" scribbled on it, because I just saw one like that flying outside my window a second ago?

03-17-2008, 04:31 PM	#1
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	No, say it isn't true! I have long admired Kuruharan as an expert on all things dwarvish and now you tell me that he's an elf! Good one Phantom. I'll be more careful when I enter my shed next time. Thank you Mad Man Mitch for the head up. EDIT: Oops, I miss read the article! Glain is the elf not Kuruharan! sigh of relief That was a close one, and I blame my bad reading skills on my glasses, it must have had some sort of mirror affect that blurred my vision. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Last edited by Groin Redbeard; 03-17-2008 at 04:44 PM.

03-18-2008, 10:35 AM	#2
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	A clamady Bethberry must lodge a stern, strenuous and stentorious protest against this excess of the Seventh Estate in the Fifth Age. or is it vice versa. And don't try pleading the Fifth. Or drinking a fifth either. There is no truth whatsoever to the slanderous, malicious and hogswallow gossip that intimates she is engaged in such vile Real Estate proclivities as to attempt to rename the Barrow Downs Shediac. It was all a series of unfortunate events that began with Mr. Rhod the Red being mistaken for a lobster and invited to become a Thermidor. No, it wasn't custard at all. Save that for elves. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

03-18-2008, 12:25 PM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Last week I was abducted by aliens, now my shed has gone missing. Anyone seeing my shed should report it to the local police, take your toothbrush, as you may have to stay in a place with lots of white coats for a bit. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 03-18-2008 at 12:29 PM.

03-18-2008, 04:36 PM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	nafforc, does your shed happen to be made of solid gold and have the words "can't touch this" scribbled on it, because I just saw one like that flying outside my window a second ago? __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 03-18-2008 at 05:07 PM.

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