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07-06-2008, 05:02 PM
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Alive without breath
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Roll up, roll up!
You'll get your fill of news if you eat The Downer...
Thanks to TGEW for the mini-headlines....  This week, The Phantom has an idea... 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-06-2008, 05:08 PM
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Flame Imperishable
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Oh no! Is there any way we can recover the lost fragments of the newspaper. Or will they b e lost forever in the Void
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07-06-2008, 09:42 PM
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Mighty Quill
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOWNER?!?!?!
 I couldn't even read most of the story, do something!
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07-06-2008, 10:44 PM
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07-06-2008, 10:47 PM
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LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editorial Staff: As a fan of the band 'Tables and Chairs', I must tell you your paper doesn't have a leg to stand on. The only controversies surrounding the band are those you newspaper types make up. Like your review of their first album, 'Tabled Conversations', where all your reviewer said was "the Tables are flat." Or the review for their last album 'Full Tables, Empty Chairs', Where the snarky writer quipped: "I don't know from full tables, but I do agree there will be a lot of empty seats when it comes time for them to tour." What kind of reviews are those anyways? I find T&C both cerebral and sardonically dark, combining biting wit and political satire in the context of variating moods of mellifluous strains of old-world acoustic folk and orchestrally derived hard-driving rock. In regards to their continued 'go-green' environmental stance, they will be headlining an all-star benefit for the survivors of The Downer's savage mass-culling of woodland animals next Saturday at the Upson Downs Racetrack, Casino and Convenience Store. The Concert will be called BANDDAID (Bands Against Naughty Downers Depopulating Animals In Distress), and will air on public access cable channels in Hobbiton, Old Forest, Michel Delving and Buckland. The event will be sponsored by such environmentally ethical corporations and groups as Old Nag's Glue Factory, Tyson's Industrial Chicken Processing, Great Caesar's Sludge Removal and the National Rifle Association. Looking to see you there! Regards, P. R. Savvy Talent Agent Megalith Multimedia Marketing LLC "Where the only bad news is no news!"
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07-08-2008, 12:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pfft, no worries people. My pet barlog just got a little hungry on our tour of the print press room.
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07-08-2008, 12:17 PM
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