Be careful what you wish for...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

I wish Sauron would get a Contact Lense.

Your wish is granted, but since the technology was
new to Middle-earth, Sauron had to mortgage Minas Morgul.

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

[Babidi Buu]

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

I wish Eowyn would become an exotic dancer.

Thou wish is Granted. However, Eowyn could not find Exotic clothing for Exotic dancing



I wish Denethor would be a better father

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Babidi Buu

I wish Denethor would be a better father

Your wish is granted...
However, he ends up being too good a father. Because he is so loving and kind, Faramir refuses to go on the marches and consequentally, Mordor invades with ease. Boromir does not defend Osgiliath because he is spending 'Quality time' on holiday with Denethor.
Sauron is, however, annoyed that his invasion was so boring.

I wish Smaug's breath wasn't so bad.

[Mithalwen]

Your wish is granted. However the mintyfresh toothpaste he used to solve his halitosis problem left his gnashers so bright and sparkly white that Bard was dazzled and missed. So there is still a Dragon in Erebor.

I wish Hobbits didn't have hairy feet.

[Lindale]

Well, now they don't, plus now their hair is sleek and straight. So the Elves, when they first saw them, said, "Heeeeyyyy.... look at those, why do they look like us, but fatter and smaller? And a little more haggard?"

So the Hobbits, when they heard the word "haggard," frantically tried to imitate the Elves... Even Frodo got obsessed with his looks, to the point he just wore the Ring so he wouldn't be noticed, and so the Black Riders eventually got him. Even mistook him for an elf.

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Lindale

I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power

You get your wish. Nobody could resist the might of the Lady of the Golden Wood, and so Lorien controlled the world. Yet the power of the elves was fading, so eventually the entire elven population moved to Aman, and the once more "Free Peoples" who were used to being slaves, came out of their dungeons and labor houses and said:
"Who do we fight now?"


I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry

Granted. But due to the fact that none of them understood it, they ended up using the weapons as projectiles and hurled them at the enemy. When that didn't work too well, they left them in a ditch somewhere and they weren't discovered until yesterday when someone was digging for gold and blew themselves up.
Well done you.

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...