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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-11-2008, 04:57 AM

Dear Sir Hamilton Beach-Bundt

Are you the fellow that has been stalking our janitor?
In answer to your letter, all I can say is that the government is supposedly doing all it can to have all kettles melted down. By next Thursday they plan to move on to other kitchen items. The Saucepan Man has reportedly skipped the country.
As far as we know, alatar escaped from jail and is currently heading to your house with a massive bat and a knife.

Keep Reading The Downer!
- Dave the Janitor

08-11-2008, 04:57 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Dear Sir Hamilton Beach-Bundt Are you the fellow that has been stalking our janitor? In answer to your letter, all I can say is that the government is supposedly doing all it can to have all kettles melted down. By next Thursday they plan to move on to other kitchen items. The Saucepan Man has reportedly skipped the country. As far as we know, alatar escaped from jail and is currently heading to your house with a massive bat and a knife. Keep Reading The Downer! - Dave the Janitor __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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