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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-22-2008, 11:18 AM

THE DOWNER EDITORIAL STAFF:

It makes all the decisions.

In response to the above criticisms;

Dead dogs are, according to our research, funnier than being shot through the lungs. So unless you wish to be shot through the lungs, kindly refrain from troubling Mr Stafferson with such complaints. He has a lot on his mind as his wife has just left him and his nine children have all become pencils.

Yours,
The Editorial Staff's assistant,
Sir Henry Rawlinson.

10-22-2008, 11:18 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	THE DOWNER EDITORIAL STAFF: It makes all the decisions. In response to the above criticisms; Dead dogs are, according to our research, funnier than being shot through the lungs. So unless you wish to be shot through the lungs, kindly refrain from troubling Mr Stafferson with such complaints. He has a lot on his mind as his wife has just left him and his nine children have all become pencils. Yours, The Editorial Staff's assistant, Sir Henry Rawlinson. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

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