T-I-G WW LXXIV: War of the Wolves

[The Elf-warrior]

Inziladun, I'd like to confess that I'm not a wolf. I've also got a song for you all.

Werewolves gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses.
Hairy snouts that plot destruction
Necromancer's best construction.
In the fields the bodies bleeding
Oh our lives are oh so fleeting!
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their werewolf minds
Oh Lord yeah!

Evil creatures hide themselves away
They only started the war.
Why do they go out to bite?
They're only doing their role.

Time will tell on their furry minds
Eating people just for fun.
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgment day comes
Yeah!

Now in darkness wolves start eating
Bloodstains where the werewolves feasting.
No more werewolves have the power
Hand of Eru struck the hour
Day of judgment, Eru's calling
On their knees the werewolves crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Sauron laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!

[The Elf-warrior]

Well, it's pretty quiet here. I guess I'll do a recap.

Post #1 and #2 Modess narration.
Post #3 The Elf-warrior expresses panic. He asks if anybody wants to confess.
Post #4 Wilwarin538 writes a song for the pleasure of the modess. It is a parody of a Barenaked Ladies number called Another Postcard. She needs to go to bed and wake up the next morning to get a blood test. She might be able to post before then. She expresses doubts about her physical condition.
Post #5 Modess congratulates Wilwarin538 on her song parody. (She compliments The Elf-warrior in an edit.) She calls the two her minions.
Post #6 Shasta shows symptoms of multiple personality disorder.
Post #7 Izzy turns The Elf-warrior's question back on him. He compliments Wilwa on her song. He also jokes that channeling Nilp is lynch-worthy.
Post #8 The Elf-warrior proclaims his innocence. He parodies a song by Black Sabbath called War Pigs.
Post #9 Satansaloser jokingly expresses a desire to run away with Nilp.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Post #8 The Elf-warrior proclaims his innocence. He parodies a song by Black Sabbath called War Pigs.
Post #9 Satansaloser jokingly expresses a desire to run away with Nilp.

Recaps the recap.


Elf-Warrior is a boy, and a pig. But I repeat myself. Erm, I mean....

And that ain't a joke, fella. That should be 'Sally starts packing her bags for when Nilp shows up to rescue her from this nasty place'. That's the correct summary.


And I'm Sally by the way. ^_^

[The Elf-warrior]

I'm sorry, Sally.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I'm sorry, Sally.

Hey hey, it's all right. We've not met before, after all. And besides, our darling miss Kath called me Stan once. <3


*whispers* Oh, but Izzy's a girl. *unwhispers*

[The Elf-warrior]

Inziladun, my apologies. *sigh* Gender confusion.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Inziladun, my apologies. *sigh* Gender confusion.

No no no, you're right about Inziladun. *pets you* Unless he had a horrible accident this weekend (that I wouldn't even want to know about!) he is in fact a guy. Isabellkya, however, is a girl. *snuggles them both* Easy enough to make such mistakes, so don't fret, k?



K, so I need to do something other than talk about expensive and painful surgeries. I may be back before I go to bed, may not. We'll see, yeah?