The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Oh yes, it's all the rage in Anchorage.

*is alarmed*

Um...forget the fact that I'm currently the youngest active Downer (that we know of). *edges away nervously*

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Loslote

*is alarmed*

Um...forget the fact that I'm currently the youngest active Downer (that we know of). *edges away nervously*

We already had the chance to eat you. If we would have done it, we would have done it then. Be happy. You're not that young.

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

We already had the chance to eat you. If we would have done it, we would have done it then. Be happy. You're not that young.

Oh, good. *is happy - and not eaten*

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Oh, good. *is happy*

Don't get too excited, we can make exceptions.

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Don't get too excited, we can make exceptions.

Huh. All the sudden, the fact that we live in the same state is somewhat alarming rather than epically awesome.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Huh. All the sudden, the fact that we live in the same state is somewhat alarming rather than epically awesome.

Well, just be glad that I don't know your address. I know the address of some Downers, and in fact, have gone to their own house.

Don't be alarmed. Just your friendly neighbourhood Barrow-Wight. Would you like to eat children with us?

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Think of them as another variation of the P&A theme, like Phanston and Ailsbry or Sir Phantom and Mr Alan; maybe P&A's doubles from a parallel universe, if you like (hence the unintelligible language*). Just don't expect it to make sense - it doesn't, and that's the fun of it.

I love the authorial comments on how hilarious the jokes apparently are:

Hahahah! Dast Fungotch hunt optomigrast? Nigint! Hasp Shcmurt nus Baloon? ahahah!