The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Laurinquë]

I was utterly furious with you for five seconds Hookbill . . . all those carefully made predictions centred around Mr Mop. I was so dismayed at their destruction.

By the way, your newspaper prints nothing but the truth. *plugs in blender and lures all the neighbourhood children in for "fun with power tools"* Children are delicious. . . those jelly-based ones too.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

I was utterly furious with you for five seconds Hookbill . . . all those carefully made predictions centred around Mr Mop. I was so dismayed at their destruction.

By the way, your newspaper prints nothing but the truth. *plugs in blender and lures all the neighbourhood children in for "fun with power tools"* Children are delicious. . . those jelly-based ones too.

And since when have YOU started eating children?! I was the principle child eater here!

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

And since when have YOU started eating children?! I was the principle child eater here!

Child killing is catching, evidently.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Child killing is catching, evidently.

Oh yes, it's all the rage in Anchorage.

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Oh yes, it's all the rage in Anchorage.

*is alarmed*

Um...forget the fact that I'm currently the youngest active Downer (that we know of). *edges away nervously*

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Loslote

*is alarmed*

Um...forget the fact that I'm currently the youngest active Downer (that we know of). *edges away nervously*

We already had the chance to eat you. If we would have done it, we would have done it then. Be happy. You're not that young.

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

We already had the chance to eat you. If we would have done it, we would have done it then. Be happy. You're not that young.

Oh, good. *is happy - and not eaten*