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Morthoron · 08-29-2014, 09:34 PM

Sauron turned the entwives into trolls, and taught them how to drop their aitches.

Bad grammar, the greatest sin of Sauron.

Tar-Verimuchli · 08-30-2014, 03:10 AM

I'm not sure Sauron or any of his followers had the knowledge of agriculture necessary to establish crops in the fields of Nurn that could feed the armies of Mordor. It seems reasonable that either captured Entwives or men who had been taught by Entwives may have had a hand in this.

Tar-Verimuchli · 08-30-2014, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Morthoron

Sauron turned the entwives into trolls, and taught them how to drop their aitches.

Thomasina, Berta and Wilhelmena. I'd imagine their conversation would have been more like a Mrs Brown's Boys sketch if that had been the case.

08-29-2014, 09:34 PM	#1
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Sauron turned the entwives into trolls, and taught them how to drop their aitches. Bad grammar, the greatest sin of Sauron. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

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08-30-2014, 03:10 AM	#2
Tar-Verimuchli Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 21	I'm not sure Sauron or any of his followers had the knowledge of agriculture necessary to establish crops in the fields of Nurn that could feed the armies of Mordor. It seems reasonable that either captured Entwives or men who had been taught by Entwives may have had a hand in this.