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Old 08-21-2003, 01:03 PM   #11
Morai
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"The Stylish Uruk says that black is sooooo out this season! The lastest in orcish armor is silver chain mail with lots of fashionable spikes! And it says helmets are out! What are we going to do? We're trapped in this battle with no designer outlets nearby! Waaah!"
"Can you believe it, Urkmazh? Saruman sent us here in unfashionable armor! What's up with that?"
Man, I can't wait until the next Ork/Uruk fashion show! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I can see them extremely bored, so they watch the one and only channel on their cheap tv's. OSN-Ork Shopping Network.

"Today we have the latest in ork accessories:
War Paint! It comes in three colors: Red, Gray and Black! Get this, if you bought this in your local ork mall, it would $99 but only on OSN, you can buy for only $19.95, that's right, $19.95! And if you call within the next few minutes, we'll throw in some man flesh jerky! But Hurry, while suplies last!"

Then all the orks would use the speed dial on their cell phones to call in....
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