Legolas- tv host on E!...just picture it, "Hi everyone! now today we'll be dicussing just the right way to get rid of those nasty split ends and don't use too much pomade now!" With gollum as cohost..."Doesn't want to give usss a raise precious...we wantss to be the hossstttt...we knows about pomade!"
And Aragorn as the guest for an example of what NOT to do...
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