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Meneltarmacil · 01-21-2004, 06:39 PM

Fire and Water

'Nasty dirty smelly gym sock!' said the bananaman. 'Painfully bright neon pink nasty dirty smelly gym sock! I have saved you to the last. You have never whacked me and I have always chewed on you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true Lord High Supreme Dictator of all the Known Universe under the jungle, go now and splatter well!'

The Cookie Monster exploded once more lower than ever, and as he turned and giggled down his armpit glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great banana twanged. The painfully bright neon pink nasty dirty smelly gym sock sped straight from the banana, straight for the hollow by the armpit where the belly was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, fabric, thread and stench, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled choo choo trains and split teddy bears, Smaug the Cookie Monster shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin.

01-21-2004, 06:39 PM	#22
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fire and Water 'Nasty dirty smelly gym sock!' said the bananaman. 'Painfully bright neon pink nasty dirty smelly gym sock! I have saved you to the last. You have never whacked me and I have always chewed on you. I had you from my father and he from old. If you ever came from the forges of the true Lord High Supreme Dictator of all the Known Universe under the jungle, go now and splatter well!' The Cookie Monster exploded once more lower than ever, and as he turned and giggled down his armpit glittered white with sparkling fires of gems in the moon - but not in one place. The great banana twanged. The painfully bright neon pink nasty dirty smelly gym sock sped straight from the banana, straight for the hollow by the armpit where the belly was flung wide. In it smote and vanished, fabric, thread and stench, so fierce was its flight. With a shriek that deafened the men, felled choo choo trains and split teddy bears, Smaug the Cookie Monster shot spouting into the air, turned over and crashed down from on high in ruin. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.