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The Green Ringwraith · 08-07-2002, 09:31 PM

(Imagine this: Pippin after drinking some of his pint, when Frodo is jerked bc to reality with him hearing Pippin.)

Pippin: Baggins? Sure I knows a Baggins! He's over there- Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin on my motheer's side, once removed... He's single!
Men: *raise eyebrows and nod*
Frodo: *walks over and winks* Yes, I am...
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(Gandalf is fixing to fall off the bridge in Moria)
Gandalf: Run, you fools!
Pippin: *bursts into tears* That's the second time you've called me a fool in ten minutes!!!
Boromir: *grabs Pippin and runs* Oh, have some backbone, man!
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(Pippin just knocked the skeleton into the well)
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Pippin: *shrugs, and jumps in, taking Gandalf's staff and hat with him*
Gandalf: No! Darnit, second staff I lost this movie!
Legolas: dang, he sure did make alot of nose before he went.
Merry: Pippin! Nooo!
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*Boromir is dying, and Aragorn runs over to him. As in the movie, a supposedly dead orc raises his head. Aragorn nochalantly kicks the actor unconcious, while continueing with the scene*
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(Frodo is leaning over the Mirror in Lorien. the Ring gets closer..... closer....)
Galadriel: Do not let the Ring touch the water!
Frodo: *Ring touches te water* *SHLOOP!*
Sam: where'd he go?!?! Frodo!!?!?
Sauron' evil voice thing: AHAHAHAAAHHAA!

08-07-2002, 09:31 PM	#8
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	(Imagine this: Pippin after drinking some of his pint, when Frodo is jerked bc to reality with him hearing Pippin.) Pippin: Baggins? Sure I knows a Baggins! He's over there- Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin on my motheer's side, once removed... He's single! Men: raise eyebrows and nod Frodo: walks over and winks Yes, I am... ________________ (Gandalf is fixing to fall off the bridge in Moria) Gandalf: Run, you fools! Pippin: bursts into tears That's the second time you've called me a fool in ten minutes!!! Boromir: grabs Pippin and runs Oh, have some backbone, man! _____________________ (Pippin just knocked the skeleton into the well) Gandalf: Fool of a Took! throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! Pippin: shrugs, and jumps in, taking Gandalf's staff and hat with him Gandalf: No! Darnit, second staff I lost this movie! Legolas: dang, he sure did make alot of nose before he went. Merry: Pippin! Nooo! _______________ Boromir is dying, and Aragorn runs over to him. As in the movie, a supposedly dead orc raises his head. Aragorn nochalantly kicks the actor unconcious, while continueing with the scene _______________ (Frodo is leaning over the Mirror in Lorien. the Ring gets closer..... closer....) Galadriel: Do not let the Ring touch the water! Frodo: Ring touches te water SHLOOP! Sam: where'd he go?!?! Frodo!!?!? Sauron' evil voice thing: AHAHAHAAAHHAA! __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."