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Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-05-2002, 06:25 PM

((Some more take-offs))

Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, to be the next king of Gondor

Bormior: Aragorn? (OK, I admit it, I forgot what he says)

Legolas: You owe him your alegence

Bormior: Gondor needs no king

Legolas: [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Aragorn: Sit down Legolas

Legolas: Who Me?

Aragorn: yes, you

Legolas: OK *Sits down and his chair breaks* OOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!! I THINK I GOT A SPLINTER! *Rubs tush*

Frodo: *Hideing minature saw* heheheh....

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Bormior: Gondor needs no King

Aragorn: Sit down Legolas

Legolas: What if I don't want to sit down?

Aragorn: What do you mean "What if I don't want to sir down" ?

Legolas: I mean I don't want to sit down!

Aragorn: You had better sit down!

Legolas: And what if I don't?

Aragorn: Then..*Thinks* SIT DOWN OR...ELSE!

Legolas: *Starts laughing his head off* OR ELSE!! BWAHAHAHAHA OOHH HOW ORIGNAL! BWAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!

Aragorn: *Jumps on Legolas and starts hitting him*

Legolas: *Still laughing, rolls on top of Aragorn, ready to sock him when a flash gose off*

All: *Looks towards Elrond*

Elrond: *Evil smirk* Either you both sit down or this *Waves a instant photo of Legolas on top of Aragorn* gose into the paper

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Gimli: I WILL BE DEAD BEFORE I SEE THE RING IN THE HANDS OF AN ELF!

Legolas: AT LEAST WE'ER TALLER YOU SAWED OFF LITTLE RUNT!

Elrond: Thats not what you say, Leggs -_-'

Legolas: I know. But i have two reasons: A. That was really offencive B. You must understand the stress being put on Me by all these girls (Sorry for steali-- borrowing your line, Mr. Baggins )

09-05-2002, 06:25 PM	#11
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	((Some more take-offs)) Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, to be the next king of Gondor Bormior: Aragorn? (OK, I admit it, I forgot what he says) Legolas: You owe him your alegence Bormior: Gondor needs no king Legolas: [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Aragorn: Sit down Legolas Legolas: Who Me? Aragorn: yes, you Legolas: OK Sits down and his chair breaks OOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!! I THINK I GOT A SPLINTER! Rubs tush Frodo: Hideing minature saw heheheh.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Bormior: Gondor needs no King Aragorn: Sit down Legolas Legolas: What if I don't want to sit down? Aragorn: What do you mean "What if I don't want to sir down" ? Legolas: I mean I don't want to sit down! Aragorn: You had better sit down! Legolas: And what if I don't? Aragorn: Then..Thinks SIT DOWN OR...ELSE! Legolas: Starts laughing his head off OR ELSE!! BWAHAHAHAHA OOHH HOW ORIGNAL! BWAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!! Aragorn: Jumps on Legolas and starts hitting him Legolas: Still laughing, rolls on top of Aragorn, ready to sock him when a flash gose off All: Looks towards Elrond Elrond: Evil smirk Either you both sit down or this Waves a instant photo of Legolas on top of Aragorn gose into the paper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* Gimli: I WILL BE DEAD BEFORE I SEE THE RING IN THE HANDS OF AN ELF! Legolas: AT LEAST WE'ER TALLER YOU SAWED OFF LITTLE RUNT! Elrond: Thats not what you say, Leggs -_-' Legolas: I know. But i have two reasons: A. That was really offencive B. You must understand the stress being put on Me by all these girls (Sorry for steali-- borrowing your line, Mr. Baggins ) __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)