What if you walked in a tavern and saw . . . . .

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

But isn't he, I don't know, dead?

*Starts crying histaricly* WAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME!??!?! *Tears start comeing out of her eyes like water from a faucet* ITS UNFARE!!! POOR BORI!!! *Wales again and blows her nose on a table cloth*
Sorry...I allways choke up when I remember he's...*Wimper* Dead....*Blows nose on table cloth again*

Orignal line from My own fanfiction
Boromir: I'm not exactally dead..I just fainted and had a rather ruff swim back to Rivendell...