Things you should never say to LOTR characters - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Blue Elf · 01-23-2003, 03:58 PM

HAHAHAHA!! Some of those are really funny!!

To Treebeard: You know those cute hobbits? Yeah, well, they really just want to chop you and your friends down.

To Legolas: Your hair is on fire.

To Saruman: *eats Saruman and chews on him happily, and then spits him out* Oh, you're the real Saruman....I thought you were Saru-gum...(for more info, please visit here ...some day, I will get very rich off Saru-gum, and then I shall force Saruman to become my personal Saru-gum mascot and wear a pink costume.......mwahahahahaha!!)
(the rest of the Fellowship hears me, and they start grabbing bits of Saruman and eating him. The end. I've had too much sugar today.)

To the Nazgul: You're so cuuuuute!! I want you for a pet!! (Nazgul looks very scared, and backs away slowly)

Pippin & Merry: Have you heard that all the mushrooms in the world dissapeared?

Galadriel: You know that little bird bath thing of yours? Well, um, it kind of broke when I was testing my bomb in there...

01-23-2003, 03:58 PM	#11
Blue Elf Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gollum's cave Posts: 124	HAHAHAHA!! Some of those are really funny!! To Treebeard: You know those cute hobbits? Yeah, well, they really just want to chop you and your friends down. To Legolas: Your hair is on fire. To Saruman: eats Saruman and chews on him happily, and then spits him out Oh, you're the real Saruman....I thought you were Saru-gum...(for more info, please visit here ...some day, I will get very rich off Saru-gum, and then I shall force Saruman to become my personal Saru-gum mascot and wear a pink costume.......mwahahahahaha!!) (the rest of the Fellowship hears me, and they start grabbing bits of Saruman and eating him. The end. I've had too much sugar today.) To the Nazgul: You're so cuuuuute!! I want you for a pet!! (Nazgul looks very scared, and backs away slowly) Pippin & Merry: Have you heard that all the mushrooms in the world dissapeared? Galadriel: You know that little bird bath thing of yours? Well, um, it kind of broke when I was testing my bomb in there... __________________ ...and when I conquer the world, you can be in charge of my ray gun!