Middle Earth brandnames - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morai · 04-11-2004, 06:06 PM

Why thank you ElenCala Isil! Hmm...lets see if I can think of more...

Eye See You Inc.
Made by the servants of Sauron of course. Probably some kind of eye contacts. "Bound to give you red cat eyes in just seconds! (May cause burning eye irritation.)"

Vilyon · 04-13-2004, 12:06 AM

Old toby's tobacco
Gravy of the wood
Angbrand whiskey
The Wheel Barrow Downs

The Perky Ent · 04-13-2004, 10:36 PM

And if you're hungry in houston, you can go eat at the hobbit hole!

Lalwendë · 04-14-2004, 01:58 PM

I saw a sign pointing to an outdoors clothing shop in Sheffield the other day, it said 'new Rohan range in stock'. I had visions of hikers toiling up Mam Tor dressed in armour and gauntlets, brandishing spears at sheep.

Marks & Spencers could relaunch as Morgoth & Saurons and re-market themselves as an alternative clothing shop with scary clothing based on rags and blood stained armour. I'd like to see some of their usual customers dressed like that, ho ho.

Lily Bombadil · 04-14-2004, 06:29 PM

Halbarad's Candies (instead of Hammond's)

Bill Baggins (instead of Jack Daniels) Sorry for the liquor reference.

Orc-Mobile "Plunder more." (T-Mobile, o'course)

Valaroma Wireless "Canst thou hear me now? Good!" (Verizon)

Build-A-Mumakil Workshop (Build-A-Bear)

Valacirya's Secret lingerie

Geez, I just started rifling through my purse for my copy of The Silmarillion. I mean, I'm whacked, but not that whacked!

Morai · 04-15-2004, 04:26 PM

Let's see....
Sam Gamgee's (Sam Goody's)

I really think Tom Bomadil would bave a recording contract and his own line of yellow boots. He would also publish his own book Taming Willows

Miriel Undomiel · 04-16-2004, 07:39 AM

A girl in my class wore a sweater which had 'paragorn' printed on her chest.

12-28-2004, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lily Bombadil

Valaroma Wireless "Canst thou hear me now? Good!" (Verizon)

This one cracked me up a tad because of Verizon's LotR Online multiplayer cellphone game. I'm gonna have t message someone in there just ta say that.

Ammo for my Annoyance cannon, Hrahahaha, and you thought Grond was bad?

Morai · 12-28-2004, 12:48 PM

Well, let's see:

Merry's: (Instead of Macy's) It's mostly a department store for those hobbits born too short for human clothes, but drank too much ent draught to shop at hobbit Tailor.

04-11-2004, 06:06 PM	#1
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Why thank you ElenCala Isil! Hmm...lets see if I can think of more... Eye See You Inc. Made by the servants of Sauron of course. Probably some kind of eye contacts. "Bound to give you red cat eyes in just seconds! (May cause burning eye irritation.)" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

04-13-2004, 12:06 AM	#2
Vilyon Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ummmm.....42 Posts: 11	Old toby's tobacco Gravy of the wood Angbrand whiskey The Wheel Barrow Downs __________________ Elf archers are said to fire without warning,they say the first arrow is the warning. "I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot, we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"

04-13-2004, 10:36 PM	#3
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	And if you're hungry in houston, you can go eat at the hobbit hole! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

04-14-2004, 06:29 PM	#5
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Halbarad's Candies (instead of Hammond's) Bill Baggins (instead of Jack Daniels) Sorry for the liquor reference. Orc-Mobile "Plunder more." (T-Mobile, o'course) Valaroma Wireless "Canst thou hear me now? Good!" (Verizon) Build-A-Mumakil Workshop (Build-A-Bear) Valacirya's Secret lingerie Geez, I just started rifling through my purse for my copy of The Silmarillion. I mean, I'm whacked, but not that whacked! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-15-2004, 04:26 PM	#6
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Let's see.... Sam Gamgee's (Sam Goody's) I really think Tom Bomadil would bave a recording contract and his own line of yellow boots. He would also publish his own book Taming Willows __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

04-14-2004, 01:58 PM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	I saw a sign pointing to an outdoors clothing shop in Sheffield the other day, it said 'new Rohan range in stock'. I had visions of hikers toiling up Mam Tor dressed in armour and gauntlets, brandishing spears at sheep. Marks & Spencers could relaunch as Morgoth & Saurons and re-market themselves as an alternative clothing shop with scary clothing based on rags and blood stained armour. I'd like to see some of their usual customers dressed like that, ho ho.

04-16-2004, 07:39 AM	#7
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	A girl in my class wore a sweater which had 'paragorn' printed on her chest. __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

12-28-2004, 12:48 PM	#9
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles: Trademark Well, let's see: Merry's: (Instead of Macy's) It's mostly a department store for those hobbits born too short for human clothes, but drank too much ent draught to shop at hobbit Tailor. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com