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Well now, that's easy ...
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04-17-2004, 07:07 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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black & white & red all over
A guard of the Citadel in the thick of battle.
Eeew.
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04-19-2004, 08:18 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Why do birds fly south?
To rescue hobbits from volcanoes.
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04-20-2004, 02:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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Why do birds fly south?
Movie Treebeard: Because they always liked going south. Somehow it feels like going downhill....
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04-20-2004, 04:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Marvelous, Saucepan.
mark12_30, you have inspired me with that Gondor idea... What's black and white and red all over? A Guard of the Citadel in a blender.
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04-21-2004, 02:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Continuing on that line of thought-
*What's black and white and red all over?* The guard of the Citadel with a bad allergic reaction. Heh heh! Wait, that wasn't funny... Oh well. Humor me. It's my birthday! -MAEG PS- I like the new tree icon!
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04-22-2004, 12:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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What's black and white and red all over?
Saruman's beard after a spraypainting by M&P. 
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04-22-2004, 11:21 PM
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Gandalf: What is black and white and red all over?
Sam: Please Mr. Gandalf, don't turn me into anything...unnatural! |
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04-25-2004, 07:57 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What is black and white and red all over?
Sam: Po-ta-toes! Right.
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04-25-2004, 10:35 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Optional...
Why do birds fly south?
Legolas: You neither need borrow a horse or be troubled by one. What's black and white and red all over? Halbarad put catsup all over Aragorn's banner.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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04-26-2004, 01:55 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
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What's black and white and red all over?
PJ's script. Why do birds fly south? They're reporting to Isengard, of course! Meh heh heh! MAEG!
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04-26-2004, 05:21 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
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We are sick, sick people.
 What's black and white and red all over? Orthanc with a Canadian flag on it!
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05-04-2004, 01:32 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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05-04-2004, 06:42 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Oooooo-kay, let's try a new one... (eeeew.)
How about: To the house of a friend, the road is never long.
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05-12-2004, 01:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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To the house of a friend,
The road is never long. Bilbo- Except when the Road goes ever on and on... Oh great, not the singing again!!!! ~Maeg
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05-17-2004, 02:39 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Top ten reactions to
To the house of a friend,
the road is never long. 10. Sauron: It's long. Yes, it's long. *starts walking to the void* 9. Túrin: What friend? I killed 'em all! 8. Fatty: As long as they have mushroom for supper. 7. Bilbo: But never leave without a pocket-handkerchief. 6. Finrod: Though I wish it weren't so. Drat you, Beren! __________________ Brain lag! The rest of the list later...this year.
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05-18-2004, 03:00 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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To the house of a friend...
Smeagol: Smeagol will lead you on safe paths through the mist. Follow Smeagol.
Boromir: Long have I wandered by roads forgotten. Bilbo: If that was worth a journey of a hundred and ten days to hear, you had best listen to it.
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05-19-2004, 09:02 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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To the house of a friend,
the road is never long. Treebeard: Don't be hasty! Galadriel: I cannot tell you what path to take, or what is right or wrong that is for you to decide. (*Can't remember exact quote  *)
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05-20-2004, 05:09 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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To the house of a friend, the road is never long...
Theoden and Aragorn: Really? Then why did it take us so long to reach Minas Tirith?
Denethor (whispers): Because I am not your friend. *sniff* |
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06-15-2004, 11:41 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Why do birds fly South?
I hate to revert, but I simply cannot believe no one posted this:
Whay do birds fly South? Legolas: Something stirs in the East.
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07-02-2004, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store.
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I'm reviving this thread because I like it.Anyway, I'm not sure this is an old saw.
The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten. Treebeard: If it would not have been so hasty it would not have been eaten.
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07-02-2004, 07:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
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The early bird gets the worm
Gollum: Iss it juicy? Iss it ssweet? Is it ssscrumptiously crunchable?
Sam: You'll make Mr. Frodo sick, eating it like that! Gollum (again): Give it to us raw and wwwrrrriggling! Legolas: One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! Merry: so... how many did you eat? Pippin: *burp* umm... four? Legolas: Would you like me to describe it?  (ew.)and legolas again.. my favorite quote ever! Legolas: He was twitching. *nod* haha this is a good one!
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07-02-2004, 09:09 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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the early bird gets the worm
Gwaihir: "Or the Hobbit."
Wormtongue: "Un-claw me, Eagle!"
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07-04-2004, 05:38 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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The early bird gets the worm
Galadriel: Leave it out! Celeborn's not that bad.
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07-06-2004, 10:56 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
Túrin: So does that make me a bird?
Glaurung: I don't think so... Post-mortem: Sorry this took so long... Top Ten replies to... To the house of a friend, the road is never long. 5. Gandalf: Tell me, friend, why is your house three hundred stories tall? With no elevator! 4. Olwë: What friend? They killed half my people! 3. Treebeard: There's this dormouse. He lives in my beard. He tickles me sometimes. Yep, he's my friend. 2. Frodo: Sam trashed my house. We're no longer friends. And... 1. Bombadil: Eh, what?
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07-16-2004, 10:54 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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The early bird gets the worm...
Crebain from Dunland: ...or the Nine Walkers.
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09-15-2004, 01:58 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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New old saw!
Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Théoden: . . . but it was my horse who killed me.
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09-15-2004, 01:30 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Good one, Nilp!!
Sticks and stones may break my bones-- Grima: "I told you to forbid his staff!"
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09-18-2004, 07:59 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lafayette, LA
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Why did the chicken cross the road? and Why do birds fly south?
Pippen and Merry: They can search far and wide, they can drink the whole town dry, but they'll never find a beer so brown as the one we drink in our home town.
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09-19-2004, 01:44 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Sticks and stones may break my bones...
Saruman's minions in Isengard (movie): ...and they did. Dratted hobbits!!!
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09-19-2004, 01:42 PM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Sticks Ands Stones may break my bones-- especially those peices of Minas Tirith...
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09-19-2004, 02:08 PM
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Alive without breath
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Elrond (Film): Chickens are a virus! The early bird gets the worm, Aragorn: Really? Well let Anduril speak! Anduril: Hello!
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09-19-2004, 02:13 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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Sticks and stones may break my bones
Frodo: But arrows shall never hurt me. Ent: I don't have bones.
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09-20-2004, 10:25 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Sticks and stones may break my bones ...
Witch King: But no living man may hinder me.
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09-22-2004, 01:24 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Gollum: Don't hurt us with nasty cruel steel!
What? What?! What!?
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09-22-2004, 06:10 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Aragorn: "But wait'll you hear my list of names!"
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09-23-2004, 12:29 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Treebeard: Wait. Sticks are my bones.
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09-26-2004, 12:59 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
Eol: But they didn't. The law of gravity did.
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11-10-2004, 08:12 AM
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Stormdancer of Doom
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Frodo:
Sticks and stones may break my bones-- but this ring will break my heart. |
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11-10-2004, 08:23 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
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Sticks and stones may break my bones . . .
William Huggins: ... it makes 'em easier to chew on.
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