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Morsul the Dark · 07-29-2004, 09:19 AM

Pippin
Dear Santa,
Please bring me more lembas I ate so much but I'm still not full!

Aragorn,
Santa everyone is convinced I need a bath please make me eternally clean like legalos so I don't get harrassed and so i don't need to go near the water!

Morai · 07-29-2004, 09:38 AM

The WitchKing:
Dear Santa:
AAAAAAH EEEEEEEE! The Ring! EEEEEEE! AHHHHH!

Celeborn:
Dear Santa,
Just get me away from Galadriel, she's driving me crazy! Galadriel always gets to say the good stuff, and me? I get to frown and stare off into space! I swear she's probably watching me right now with that mirror of hers. Actually, I'd be happy if she just didn't find out about this....

08-09-2004, 11:41 PM

Gimli: Dear Santa, all I really want for Christmas is a beardless wife!!, beards are really itchy,you should know what I`m talking about,right?.

Sauron: Hey Santa!, i want my ONE and only Ring back!!, and I WANT IT NOW!!!

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2004, 10:33 AM

Treebeard:

Dear Santa,
I want to have a ........ .......... Oh never mind Its already April I should remember to sstart wrting before sptember next year.

Boromir:
dear Santa all I want is a pretty pink unicorn, Ive always secretly wanted one and never got it i think its due to myy fathers overbearing hate for my brother i just sometimes want a friend to snuggle with and cry...

Gollum:
We wants justice precious justice for the nasty bagginses that stole it from us lock em away

Witch_Queen · 08-26-2004, 09:04 AM

Merry: Dear Santa,
Can you bring me a new carrot. One that will not break when fallen on. PLEASE!

Sarumon: Dear man with long white beard,
I really, reallly, reaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly want my tower back. Oh and some black dye. (Stupid Gandalf's always rubbing it in my face. He's the white wizard.. not me?) Oh and take Wormtongue away from me. He can be a little annoying. Forget it you can have him for Christmas. Its my present to you.

(Not really sure if they are funny? Sorry if they aren't)

Encaitare · 08-26-2004, 09:18 AM

Grima:

... and a girlfriend and some hair-care products and some Selsum Blue and an all-expenses-paid shopping spree so I don't have to wear these smelly, depressing robes anymore, and a wizard who isn't going to resort to physical violence when I eventually fail him, and oh yeah, a girlfriend...

Maedhros:

Dear Santa, This is probably very illegible because I'm using my left hand and leaning against a cliff wall so the pen keeps running out of ink, but I'd really like to get down from here. That's all I want. Thanks.

Feanor:

Dear Santa, I WANT MY FORKING JEWELS BACK! Love Feanor.

elronds_daughter · 08-26-2004, 10:03 AM

Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, I'd like a new hairbrush, some more Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner and hair gel (i'm running out), and--hmm.... um, oh yeah! Could you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE make everyone stop making fun of my grooming habits? I mean, so what if I like to be clean? At least I'm not like Aragorn, who refuses to take bath, no matter how hard I try to make him! Oh, that's another thing I want for Christmas. Give Aragorn a bath.

Thank you,
Legolas

Dear Santa,
Why does it seem that every time I ask for something, Legolas gets it instead? I mean, he's perfectly clean, and I'm not, and when I ask for soap and shampoo and conditioner, you give them to him instead! What's up with that? So this year (since I've been very good) I'm asking you to give me what i've asked for for the past forty years! Or at least make Legolas a little more willing to share. Well, actually, for all I care, you could dunk him in a mud puddle and I wouldn't mind. Yeah, do that. And take away his grooming supplies. Then he'll know how I feel. I was fine with being dirty until he showed up. Oh, and if you could just keep Arwen in Middle Earth until our wedding, that would be great.

Gratefully,
Aragorn

07-29-2004, 09:19 AM	#1
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Pippin Dear Santa, Please bring me more lembas I ate so much but I'm still not full! Aragorn, Santa everyone is convinced I need a bath please make me eternally clean like legalos so I don't get harrassed and so i don't need to go near the water! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-29-2004, 09:38 AM	#2
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Screaming letters The WitchKing: Dear Santa: AAAAAAH EEEEEEEE! The Ring! EEEEEEE! AHHHHH! Celeborn: Dear Santa, Just get me away from Galadriel, she's driving me crazy! Galadriel always gets to say the good stuff, and me? I get to frown and stare off into space! I swear she's probably watching me right now with that mirror of hers. Actually, I'd be happy if she just didn't find out about this.... __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

08-13-2004, 10:33 AM	#4
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Treebeard: Dear Santa, I want to have a ........ .......... Oh never mind Its already April I should remember to sstart wrting before sptember next year. Boromir: dear Santa all I want is a pretty pink unicorn, Ive always secretly wanted one and never got it i think its due to myy fathers overbearing hate for my brother i just sometimes want a friend to snuggle with and cry... Gollum: We wants justice precious justice for the nasty bagginses that stole it from us lock em away __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-26-2004, 09:04 AM	#5
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Merry: Dear Santa, Can you bring me a new carrot. One that will not break when fallen on. PLEASE! Sarumon: Dear man with long white beard, I really, reallly, reaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly want my tower back. Oh and some black dye. (Stupid Gandalf's always rubbing it in my face. He's the white wizard.. not me?) Oh and take Wormtongue away from me. He can be a little annoying. Forget it you can have him for Christmas. Its my present to you. (Not really sure if they are funny? Sorry if they aren't) __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

08-26-2004, 10:03 AM	#7
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I'd like a new hairbrush, some more Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner and hair gel (i'm running out), and--hmm.... um, oh yeah! Could you PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE make everyone stop making fun of my grooming habits? I mean, so what if I like to be clean? At least I'm not like Aragorn, who refuses to take bath, no matter how hard I try to make him! Oh, that's another thing I want for Christmas. Give Aragorn a bath. Thank you, Legolas Dear Santa, Why does it seem that every time I ask for something, Legolas gets it instead? I mean, he's perfectly clean, and I'm not, and when I ask for soap and shampoo and conditioner, you give them to him instead! What's up with that? So this year (since I've been very good) I'm asking you to give me what i've asked for for the past forty years! Or at least make Legolas a little more willing to share. Well, actually, for all I care, you could dunk him in a mud puddle and I wouldn't mind. Yeah, do that. And take away his grooming supplies. Then he'll know how I feel. I was fine with being dirty until he showed up. Oh, and if you could just keep Arwen in Middle Earth until our wedding, that would be great. Gratefully, Aragorn __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

08-09-2004, 11:41 PM	#3
elvenstar Guest Posts: n/a	Gimli: Dear Santa, all I really want for Christmas is a beardless wife!!, beards are really itchy,you should know what I`m talking about,right?. Sauron: Hey Santa!, i want my ONE and only Ring back!!, and I WANT IT NOW!!!

08-26-2004, 09:18 AM	#6
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Grima: ... and a girlfriend and some hair-care products and some Selsum Blue and an all-expenses-paid shopping spree so I don't have to wear these smelly, depressing robes anymore, and a wizard who isn't going to resort to physical violence when I eventually fail him, and oh yeah, a girlfriend... Maedhros: Dear Santa, This is probably very illegible because I'm using my left hand and leaning against a cliff wall so the pen keeps running out of ink, but I'd really like to get down from here. That's all I want. Thanks. Feanor: Dear Santa, I WANT MY FORKING JEWELS BACK! Love Feanor.