What if's, franchises, and humor

[ninlaith]

Lothlorien I think would be easy in some aspects.

It's a beautiful walk isn't it. Sorry you all had to be blind folded all the way through it, but if you're nice to your neighbors maybe they'll let go without them next time. I hear you like the waterfront and the whole boating scene so I think you'll enjoy it here. It's very quiet, peaceful, and safe which will save you on insurance. You've got Galadriel's mirror which can be helpful in preventing accidents. There's just one problem. You're going to be spending a fortune on candles. So for my gift at the gift giving ceremony I will not charge you for staying here. Stay as long as you like. But I warn you it might be longer than you think.