What if's, franchises, and humor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

elronds_daughter · 08-07-2004, 07:06 PM

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The fellowship drinks coke. Mordor drinks, makes, and ships Pepsi!

i'm with you there!!! but i picture Boromir as sort of a Pepsi guy....

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I think they would drink Vanilla Coke. It goes down smoother and it has sort of a Middle-Earth essence to it.

except Boromir.

*ducks from the pummeling she recieves from Boromir and Pepsi fans* I'M KIDDING!!!! the forum's called Middle Earth Mirth for a reason, people!

ninlaith · 08-08-2004, 08:43 AM

Those are all very good. I especially like the Nazgul and his wife one. You know come to think of it that's probably why the Nazgul killed the watchman a Hobbiton. They have to take out their frustration somehow.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-28-2004, 11:03 AM

Ok, hears a kind of extremely corny one.

Elrond, a formal suet.
"Mr Aragorn, welcome back! Do you like what I've done with the place?"

Sorry, could not resist.

ninlaith · 09-22-2004, 04:25 PM

You know i was thinking..they should make Middle-Earth traveling cookware for college students...walkin' from class to class you work up a powerful hunger. I'll warrant they'd make a bundle...no pun intended.

Himhenwen · 09-23-2004, 03:02 PM

HaHaHA and to go with the Ninlaith's Cookware they could come up with a "Hall Horn". Sounds stupid but just think about it... Your walking down the hall in high school or across campus at college and you can't find you friend in all of the crowds so you sound your horn and your friend sounds their's and you find each other. It would save on yelling!

Zebedee · 09-23-2004, 04:24 PM

I personaly wonder how it would have turned out if the Rohirim had lassos and six-shooters. Orcs should have muskets to make it fair.

Also I would like to see one Gondorian shoot down a Nazgul with a Stinger Missle!

Or what would happen if the Lord of the Nazgul and Eowyn were Kung Fu fighting?

elronds_daughter · 09-23-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee

Or what would happen if the Lord of the Nazgul and Eowyn were Kung Fu fighting?

ok, i just about laughed my head off at the picture that brought to my mind.

what if....

TV dinners had been "invented" (if you can call it that): Eowyn asks if we want any stew, and we have an excuse!

Hurrah!

TV itself had been invented. No need to use a palantir to find out the news. just flip on one of the many divisions of M-ENN (Middle-Earth Network News)

08-08-2004, 08:43 AM	#2
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	Those are all very good. I especially like the Nazgul and his wife one. You know come to think of it that's probably why the Nazgul killed the watchman a Hobbiton. They have to take out their frustration somehow. __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

08-28-2004, 11:03 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ok, hears a kind of extremely corny one. Elrond, a formal suet. "Mr Aragorn, welcome back! Do you like what I've done with the place?" Sorry, could not resist. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#4
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	You know i was thinking..they should make Middle-Earth traveling cookware for college students...walkin' from class to class you work up a powerful hunger. I'll warrant they'd make a bundle...no pun intended. __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

09-23-2004, 03:02 PM	#5
Himhenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: far far across the glassy sea in the Grey Havens Posts: 16	HaHaHA and to go with the Ninlaith's Cookware they could come up with a "Hall Horn". Sounds stupid but just think about it... Your walking down the hall in high school or across campus at college and you can't find you friend in all of the crowds so you sound your horn and your friend sounds their's and you find each other. It would save on yelling! __________________ Himhenwen

09-23-2004, 04:24 PM	#6
Zebedee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 61	I personaly wonder how it would have turned out if the Rohirim had lassos and six-shooters. Orcs should have muskets to make it fair. Also I would like to see one Gondorian shoot down a Nazgul with a Stinger Missle! Or what would happen if the Lord of the Nazgul and Eowyn were Kung Fu fighting? __________________ If at first you don't succed, then skydiving isn't for you.