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Old 08-14-2004, 08:54 PM   #11
Encaitare
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Getting Pretty Part III



Eomer: Something isn't right... Wormtongue isn't the ugliest guy in Rohan anymore. He's only the second ugliest... and it makes me uneasy.



Eomer: Okay, the third ugliest...



Hama: Maybe you're right, Lord Eomer... but what can we do about it?



Eomer: This requires careful thought and calculation... confound it that we're not very smart! *ponder ponder* (At long last...) I KNOW! WE MUST DO THE NOODLE DANCE!

Hama: What, my lord?



Eomer: Do not question me, good Hama! I beseech thee, we *must* do the Noodle Dance! It will help us think!

Hama: erm... okay.

*music from bizarre kids' show comes on and they do a strange bendy dance* "Noodle... use your noodle! Noodle... do the Noodle Dance!"



Eomer: Yes! We must call in the Formerly Ugly and Most Suspiciously Evil Councilor SWUDT team?

Hama: SWUDT? Isn't it "SWAT," my lord?

Eomer: No, good Hama, it is SWUDT for the Super Wizard's Uber-fast-running Dream Team!

*SWUDT theme song plays and Eomer and Hama strike a dramatic pose*



Eowyn: Aren't you guys a little old to be playing superheroes?



Eomer: SWUDT is real! You'll see! They'll do away with that troublesome councilor! Have you noticed he's not the ugliest anymore??



Eowyn: No, I've been avoiding him, as usual... *looks over at Grima* hmmm... I guess I'd take him over the Warg...



Eomer: *gasps* His leechcraft lies deeper than we have suspected! Curse you, Wormtongue!



Eowyn: What? What'd I say? All I said was I'd take the still-pretty-darn-ugly guy over the hairy drooling wolf creature! Eomer, you take things too literally...

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For those of you who are incredibly confused, the Noodle Dance comes from some weird kids' show I saw while babysitting... it's about these otters who do the Noodle Dance to solve their problems. Weird much? TBC...
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