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08-14-2004, 11:18 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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 Gimli: "thinking" if that Pippin keeps kicking me Ill kill 'im! Pippin:This is fun and he doesn't do anything "kick" Gimli: Alright thats it bring it on punk! Pippin:*runs away*
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08-16-2004, 12:52 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Uh-oh . . .
Merry: You killed Legolas!
Pip: *gasp* Gimli: But he kept calling me "Shorty"!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-16-2004, 01:14 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Merry and Pippin watch as a beetle hangs on to Gimli's hair for dear life...
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08-16-2004, 05:48 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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South Park :D
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Pippin: You bastard! Gimli: It's alright. It's a parody so he won't stay dead for long.
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08-17-2004, 11:40 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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 ]Legolas: I'll be alive in time for the next episode. Merry: What next episode? This is the last one! Legolas: Uh . . . The Hobbit?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-18-2004, 04:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Merry and Pippin are the first to discover that Gimli has forgotten the back half of his armor.
~MAEG! PS- Check it out! I didn't fall off the face of the earth! I was just... lazy for the past three months.
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08-19-2004, 04:44 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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G: GIMLIII!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-19-2004, 09:39 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Exposed.
Pip: Oh, no!
Merry: Oh, no. Gimli: Oh, Mahal. Legolas' wig fell off.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-20-2004, 03:32 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Vale, Ancartia
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Concerning the Large, Hairy Spider on Gimli's Back
Pippin: Is that...
Merry: Yup. Pippin <reluctant>: Maybe we should tell him? Merry <grins devilish little hobbit grin>: Let Legolas do it!
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08-22-2004, 01:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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 Legolas's reaction to the big problem on Gimli's back "Hold still Gimli I have to take aim!"
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08-22-2004, 01:42 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Legolas: Right I'll take care of those o..r...c..s... wow! I have such pretty hands, Gimli come look!
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08-22-2004, 02:38 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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Legolas having a temper tantrum: Never liked the stupid dwarf anyway....
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08-23-2004, 02:13 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Middle Earth Olympics...
Representing Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf! He gets into position, takes aim ... this looks like a clean shot! Ah, if it wasn't for that dwarf in his way, he'd have got the bulls' eye!
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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08-23-2004, 04:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
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FINALLY, I`m back. My parents moved me clear across the state, and I am NOT happy. I`ve been deprived of my computer and the BD for 3 weeks.
 Alright here it goes: STUPID LITTLE BUZZING FLY!!! I WILL GET YOU!!! |
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08-23-2004, 04:28 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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L: Let's see, feet firmly planted, draw back the string, squint handsomely, take aim, man am I lookin' good...
Gimli: Hello? L: AHHH! I broke a nail!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-23-2004, 08:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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 Elves: Just becuase theyre heroes doesnt mean we should dress them! They can dress themselves!
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08-24-2004, 03:25 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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You can't see it, but this line goes on into infinity.
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08-24-2004, 06:12 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Help!
(Haldir is taking Galadriel and Celeborn on an inspection tour of the Fellowship.)
H: And here is CP 14... G: Hmm! H: And CP 26... G: Ehh... H: And CP 97... C: Ah. H: And CP 4... C: Ahh! H: And CP 65... (Merry whispers to the other hobbits. They giggle and sneak to the end of the line.) H: And CP 21... G: Ahh... H: And CP 74... C: Well. H: And CP 102... (The hobbits keep ducking behind one another, making the lime seem endless. It is six hours before Gally and Celly find out, and oust both the Fellowship and Haldir.)
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-26-2004, 01:16 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Legolas pic:
*Gimli tries to transfer the "Kick Me" sign to Legolas' back* Legolas: Don't even think about it, dwarf. Creepy Lothlorien pic: The Elves of Lothlorien preparing for "The Fellowship of the Ring Wax Museum". |
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08-26-2004, 10:10 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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Legolas picture--
L: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!? orcs: uh, yeah... L: *shoots the orcs* well, that problem's solved.
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I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat. |
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08-26-2004, 04:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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(At Our Lady of the Pointed Ears Cathedral in Lothlorien, the Fellowship takes their first Communion.)
"Please kneel. That means you, Legolas... Oh, you ARE kneeling." OR The Lothlorien Medical Team tries to break the Guiness Book of World Records for the most heart transplants performed at one time. Full coverage at 11. OR "All of you with glowing butts in the left line, everyone else in the right!" Sorry. Couldn't help myself. OR The Elves of Lothlorien teach their battle tactics to the Fellowship. Elves: (In unison) PULL MY FINGER!! Okay, I'll shut up now.
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08-27-2004, 05:05 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Maeggaladiel!!!
You're baaaack!!!
 Anyway... Elves of Lothlorien: *mutters* When will these people ever learn to fix themselves up? They're a disgrace to everyone alive! To think they are our only hope! Frodo: You know what, I suddenly feel like looking for Sauron and giving this Ring back to him. *Elves shut up* Last edited by Lhunardawen; 08-27-2004 at 05:06 AM. Reason: s'ses, my preciousss |
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08-27-2004, 10:54 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Lorian pic:
Legolas: This stuff SO doesn’t go with my hair!
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08-27-2004, 11:11 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Legolas pic "This'll teach that dwarf for nicking my hair straighteners...."
Lorien - The Golden Woods Country Dance troupe was hadn't yet found the ideal formation ..........
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08-27-2004, 06:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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PJ: Hey, what's going on here? You're filming with only half the lights!
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08-27-2004, 11:57 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Movie ticket: $10
Food: $750 Watching the Fellowship stand around and do nothing: Pri . . hey, give me back my money! There are some movies that suck. Get used to it. *cringes while awaiting the oncoming projectiles* $750 for food? Must be a hobbit.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-30-2004, 12:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Aragorn: *sniff sniff* is something burning?
Boromir: My spinach puffs! p.s. I know its mist but have an imagination it could be smoke. And Nilpaurion I love the movies (except for a few less than favourable things) but I won't throw things at you, I'm more mature and open minded than that.
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08-30-2004, 04:51 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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 Gondor Solider without a horse: Come on Patsy! hurry up with those coconuts!
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08-31-2004, 12:03 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Quote:
To make this post on-topic . . . Current picture: Denethor's spring cleaning.
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08-31-2004, 03:44 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Front Gondorian soldier: *Sniffs* I never get nice things, like horses... Oh well, *Gets out two halves of coconut and clacks them together* On quicksilver!
(I think the coconut joke will go on for a while)
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 08-31-2004 at 03:45 AM. Reason: Rats |
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08-31-2004, 10:06 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest
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Random Horseless Gondorian Soldier Guy- I can race these horses. I have Super Speed.
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And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007 |
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08-31-2004, 11:07 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Big announcer voice: It Time to Plaaayyy......
Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!! Announcer: Lets see if this noble man can outrun these majestic Gondorian horses, if not the consellation prize is that his wife at home recieves one crushed up aluminum lawn ornament. Can he do it?! Stay tuned to find out in....... Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!!
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08-31-2004, 10:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Yeeeewww...
This guy just got promoted. Five minutes ago his job was to run BEHIND the horses carrying a big pooper scooper and a wheelbarrow. It was part of Denethor's KEEP GONDOR CLEAN program.
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09-01-2004, 08:58 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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*Here it is, the moment you've trained for your whole career, soldier. It all comes down to this moment...............and your horse picked this day to have a head-cold and stay in bed.*
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09-01-2004, 11:49 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Horseman to the left: Look! My horse is running backwards!
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09-03-2004, 01:36 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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horse-less soldier: What's with the horses? I thought this is a marathon!
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09-03-2004, 02:32 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Soldier on foot: I knew there was something I'd forgotten!
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09-03-2004, 04:27 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Foot Soldier: Cheaters!
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09-04-2004, 05:56 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Here is a nice one;
 Theoden: Grima, Have you found my contact lenses yet?
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09-05-2004, 11:42 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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The evolution of humans.
So, Théoden is the missing link!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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