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Sleepy Ranger · 08-27-2004, 03:35 AM

Heres the rest

Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages.

Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya?

Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour.

Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy.

Merry- Think of the mushrooms.

Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong...

Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude.

Legolas- Will you stop calling me that?

Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us.

Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate.

Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell?

Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing.

Frodo- You two stop them while I run.

Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand.

Pippin- Hey! Thats my line!

Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE!

Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! *Dies before arrow is shot.*

Merry- Shut up Pippin! *gets shot and dies*

Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us.

Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him.

Legolas- *shoots*

Sam- *dies*

Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme?

Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there.

Bilbo- Argh they found me!

Legolas- Now we shoot you.

Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid!

Frodo- No you don't!

Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth?

Legolas- ..... Find that bell.

Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is!

Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL!

Bilbo- Here is the bell.

Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die!

Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die!

Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet....

Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy.

Legolas- *Meep* Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN!

Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. *to horse* Run like hell till we're far far away from here.

Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do.

Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie.

THE END
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Hope you folk liked it.

08-27-2004, 03:35 AM	#11
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	Heres the rest Legolas- This is getting ridiculous, We've been here for ages. Aragorn- Why don't ya chill out elfie dude, you've got forever to live don't ya? Legolas- Yes, yes, but I have to get my <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=hair&v=56">hair</a> done in a hour. Pippin- I can't believe we were talked into searchinf for this shiny bell thingy. Merry- Think of the mushrooms. Legolas- Thats it I must go see what is wrong... Aragorn- I'll tag along in case they beat ya up elfie dude. Legolas- Will you stop calling me that? Sam- Look Mr. Frodo! Look! Its the elf and ranger they're coming to kill us. Frodo- Quick send Merry and Pippin to negotiate. Legolas- Ok, now where blundering baboons that lost the bell? Aragorn- Chill out Elf Guy. You could take out somebodys eye with that thing. Frodo- You two stop them while I run. Merry- One more step and I'll wave this pointy thing in my hand. Pippin- Hey! Thats my line! Legolas- DIE! DIE! DIE! Pippin- Aaaaahhhhh! Dies before arrow is shot. Merry- Shut up Pippin! gets shot and dies Sam- To get to Bilbo you have to get past us. Frodo- Actually you just have to get past him. Legolas- shoots Sam- dies Aragorn- Gee! Wasn't that a wee bit extreme? Frodo- Look theres Bilbo over there. Bilbo- Argh they found me! Legolas- Now we shoot you. Biblo- Look! I have a wife and kid! Frodo- No you don't! Bilbo- Now Now Frodo, what have I told you about telling the truth? Legolas- ..... Find that bell. Frodo- Uncle Bilbo! Uncle Bilbo! Here it is! Frodo & Bilbo- YAY! WE FOUND THE BELL! Bilbo- Here is the bell. Legolas- Thats not a bell! Thats a ring! Die! Aragorn- I'm bored! Just for that you get to die! Bilbo- You've seen Dr. Bilbo now meet.... Bilbo-.....the mutant uber hobbit from the far side of the galaxy. Legolas- Meep Aaaaahhhh RUN! RUN! Aragorn- Looks like hes doing some jogging to burn of calories. Oh well. See you around Bilbo. to horse Run like hell till we're far far away from here. Bilbo- Oh how sad nobody wanted to stay for tea. I guess this ring will have to do. Sleepy Ranger- And this ladies and gentlemen is how the ring actually came to Bilbo. He didn't find it in Gollums cave, thats a lie. THE END -------------------- Hope you folk liked it. __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007 Last edited by Sleepy Ranger; 08-27-2004 at 03:39 AM.