The Barrow Downs Musical.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Oh and Hookbill, your version of Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite risks an action for breach of copywight. Sergeant Saucie's Barrow Downs Club Band already covered it,
And there's more from Sergeant Saucie's Barrow Downs Club Band at the benefit gig that they played at the 2004 Barrow-Downs’ Birthday Celebration! . They are available for weddings, birthday parties, family celebrations and barmitzphas, so book early to avoid disappointment

Oh right, sorry about that Saucepan, man. I guess I should have done some back cheeking on that song... Lets just call it a cover.
Besides, no matter how early you book, disappointment will always creep up on you, you cannot escape it!

Also, its not a Lord of the rings musical, its the Barrow downs musical... there is a difference... I think...

To avoid being off topic I had better post a song;

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Right, here is a song about the Barrow Wights;
To the tune of Humpty dumpty (WOW this is childish! But who cares?)

Mr Wight did sit on the wall
Mr Wight did have a great fall
and all the elves horses,
and all the king's men
Couldn't but Wighty together again.

(silence from a confused audience.)