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Lindril Arvilya · 10-22-2004, 09:24 AM

Scene: In Minas Tirith, Denethor has decided to finally take the war into his own hands....

Denethor: (typing madly on his laptop) I know! I'll hack into Sauron's database and find out exactly what he's got!
Gandalf: Denethor, he's got firewalls all around his-
D: Shut up Gandalf, I know what I'm doing!
G: No, Denethor, don't-
D: Crap! He's got me! This shouldn't have.... Faramir! What did you do to the computer?!
Faramir: (comes running in) I didn't touch the computer!
D: Shut up and help me!
F: Dad, if you'd only give me something other than that old Tandy, maybe I could-
D: If Boromir was here, he could have stopped this! Go use the MAC!
F: NOOOOOOO!

Cut to a shot of the Eye of Sauron... look closely. You think it's a pupil, but it's really..... the Apple symbol!

10-22-2004, 09:24 AM	#1
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Scene: In Minas Tirith, Denethor has decided to finally take the war into his own hands.... Denethor: (typing madly on his laptop) I know! I'll hack into Sauron's database and find out exactly what he's got! Gandalf: Denethor, he's got firewalls all around his- D: Shut up Gandalf, I know what I'm doing! G: No, Denethor, don't- D: Crap! He's got me! This shouldn't have.... Faramir! What did you do to the computer?! Faramir: (comes running in) I didn't touch the computer! D: Shut up and help me! F: Dad, if you'd only give me something other than that old Tandy, maybe I could- D: If Boromir was here, he could have stopped this! Go use the MAC! F: NOOOOOOO! Cut to a shot of the Eye of Sauron... look closely. You think it's a pupil, but it's really..... the Apple symbol! __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief! Last edited by Lindril Arvilya; 10-28-2004 at 05:47 AM.