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elronds_daughter · 11-09-2004, 07:53 PM

^^ Oddwen, Hitchhiker's Guide rocks!

Yes, now on to the caption......

All Boromir's machismo promptly rushed out of him when he saw Barney sitting in the Steward's chair.

(Just combining two people I think deserve a swift death... Not that Denethor is quite as bad as Barney. You decide who deserves worse.

)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-10-2004, 01:14 AM

Boromir: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and gaaaaay!!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 11-10-2004, 11:51 AM

Boromir pic:
At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running.

Sapphire_Flame · 11-10-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dancing spawn of ungoliant

At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running.

Boromir: And I left the stove on! $#&%*@!!! Father is going to kill me!

Faramir: *yelling from Gondor* No, he's gonna kill me, you shmuck! Thanks a lot!

Abedithon le,

~ Aranel ~

Mithalwen · 11-10-2004, 01:25 PM

Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-10-2004, 06:24 PM

Boromir: There something horribly wrong with this set . . .

Hmmm . . . there is.

The Only Real Estel · 11-10-2004, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor)

Wow, Kansas draws a mention. Although it was accompanied with Toto...as usual.

Boromir: "What's this? Crop circles in Rivendell!?"

Naz · 11-11-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire_Flame

Faramir: *yelling from Gondor* No, he's gonna kill me, you shmuck! Thanks a lot!

xD! *dies* That was funny!

Nimrodel_9 · 11-11-2004, 06:19 PM

Boromir hated going to Rivendell, for the elves always put tacks on his chair.

Elennar Starfire · 11-11-2004, 06:26 PM

Borrums: Don't speak, I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me 'cause it hurts...

(several years ago at a fun and silly after school kareoke thing I went to, everyone sang that song many times, until we were all thoroughly sick of it. I still hate it!)

luthien-elvenprincess · 11-11-2004, 06:41 PM

Boromor pic:
"I said NO froth on my latte! Zero! Nata! None! It makes me all farty and bloaty! What part of that don't you understand!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-11-2004, 07:50 PM

Voice over: And Boromir just needs the double top to claim the invisible darts world championship trophy.

Oddwen · 11-11-2004, 09:01 PM

(I saw these on another site, but I just wanted to share them.)

Peter Jackson managed to edit out the fact that Boromir was flossing his teeth.

Without realizing it, Merry and Pippin had stolen Boromir's hoagie.

/other people's captions

Thank the chef, that squid was excellent!

The Only Real Estel · 11-11-2004, 09:15 PM

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

THE Ka · 11-11-2004, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

Heh. That movie looks incredibly stupid. But, hey? were here to poke fun.

My Turn

...

After long hours of almost seemingly meaningless practice, boromir brings himself to muster a few cords of "Just my imagination", when suddenly he notices the absence of his microphone...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-11-2004, 10:45 PM

Boromir taunts Aragorn for his pathetic performance in the Hobbit-tossing contest.

Boromir: Ha! *makes a zero with his hand*

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-12-2004, 03:22 AM

Boromir attempted to lighten the mood at the Council of Elrond with his famous Groucho Marx impression.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 11-12-2004, 08:52 AM

Boromir noticed that Elrond had stolen his telescope...

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-12-2004, 09:14 AM

Boromir: Now that's great coffee!

Bêthberry · 11-12-2004, 09:26 AM

Boromir: Oh Dad, I came this close. This close!

Denethor: Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades, you fool.

Maeggaladiel · 11-12-2004, 09:57 AM

"Hey there, foxy elven mama!" Boromir counts on his suave moves to impress women. Ironically, he remains single until the time of his death.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-12-2004, 10:08 AM

Brormir was so confident in his darts playing ability that he did not notice that Aragorn had taken his dart.

Mithalwen · 11-12-2004, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Wow, Kansas draws a mention. Although it was accompanied with Toto...as usual.

Well at least I have been to Kansas..... and have happy memories of freaking out the locals in Great Bend ....

"In Gondor they're this big..."

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-12-2004, 10:49 AM

Even as Boromir raised the Horn of Gondor to his lips to call for aid, the notorious horn thief struck.

Mithalwen · 11-12-2004, 11:46 AM

Boromir bites an invisible banana....

Lalwendë · 11-12-2004, 01:17 PM

"Happiness is a cigar called..." ......and then the anti-smoking elves angrily snatch the cheroot from Boromir's hand, pointing out the no-smoking signs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-12-2004, 01:38 PM

Sean Bean is still sharp!

Bean: Damn right I am!

Lalwendë · 11-12-2004, 01:54 PM

'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie.

Mithalwen · 11-12-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie.

That may be a cultural reference too specific for southerners and other foreigners

Evisse the Blue · 11-12-2004, 02:04 PM

Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect:
'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!'

Lalwendë · 11-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

That may be a cultural reference too specific for southerners and other foreigners

Sorry about that! I blame the loudspeakers which make every sound drift right up my road on match days, so sadly it's as familiar to me as my own name.

The Only Real Estel · 11-12-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect:
'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!'

Little did he know that it wouldn't be long before he was filled with three arrows literally that thick...

Nimrodel_9 · 11-12-2004, 06:40 PM

The frequent thought of Boromir:
Why do people keep stealing things from me?
or

Boromir prepared to take a bite out of his donut hole.

Oddwen · 11-12-2004, 09:22 PM

Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off.

Lalwendë · 11-13-2004, 06:01 AM

Boromir feasts upon the Emperor's New Chocolate Bar. It's ultra low-carb.

THE Ka · 11-13-2004, 06:17 PM

Hope to impress...

Boromir reflects on how long his brother has until he wrecks his new O-ZONE cd...
*trying to yell above the tencho-boy band groove...
" Don't make me get Travolta on your back-side!"

Disco lives on!!!

Mithalwen · 11-14-2004, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off.

Please, Lord Elrond is NOT a vogon

Lhunardawen · 11-14-2004, 10:48 PM

As the judge, Boromir shows Aragorn his score in the annual Rivendell Disco Championships. Arwen then strangles Aragorn with the Evenstar.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 11-15-2004, 08:10 AM

Time for a new one methinks...

At the most inopportune moment, Elrond realised that he'd left his key in the front door.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-15-2004, 09:52 AM

Some one took the "bunny ears on a photo" joke too far.

11-09-2004, 07:53 PM	#3201
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	^^ Oddwen, Hitchhiker's Guide rocks! Yes, now on to the caption...... All Boromir's machismo promptly rushed out of him when he saw Barney sitting in the Steward's chair. (Just combining two people I think deserve a swift death... Not that Denethor is quite as bad as Barney. You decide who deserves worse.) __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

11-10-2004, 01:14 AM	#3202
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Oh, no. Not this song again . . . Boromir: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and gaaaaay!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-10-2004, 11:51 AM	#3203
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Boromir pic: At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running. __________________ Fenris Wolf

11-10-2004, 01:25 PM	#3205
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-10-2004, 06:24 PM	#3206
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	In Teletubby Land . . . Boromir: There something horribly wrong with this set . . . Hmmm . . . there is. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-11-2004, 06:19 PM	#3209
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Hee hee! I love this pic! Boromir hated going to Rivendell, for the elves always put tacks on his chair. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-11-2004, 06:26 PM	#3210
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	He's singing Kareoke...but the microphone's been lost. Borrums: Don't speak, I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me 'cause it hurts... (several years ago at a fun and silly after school kareoke thing I went to, everyone sang that song many times, until we were all thoroughly sick of it. I still hate it!) __________________ Don't let me die!

11-11-2004, 06:41 PM	#3211
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Boromor pic: "I said NO froth on my latte! Zero! Nata! None! It makes me all farty and bloaty! What part of that don't you understand!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-11-2004, 07:50 PM	#3212
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Voice over: And Boromir just needs the double top to claim the invisible darts world championship trophy. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-11-2004, 09:01 PM	#3213
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	(I saw these on another site, but I just wanted to share them.) Peter Jackson managed to edit out the fact that Boromir was flossing his teeth. Without realizing it, Merry and Pippin had stolen Boromir's hoagie. /other people's captions Thank the chef, that squid was excellent! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-11-2004, 09:15 PM	#3214
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

11-11-2004, 10:45 PM	#3216
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Boromir taunts Aragorn for his pathetic performance in the Hobbit-tossing contest. Boromir: Ha! makes a zero with his hand __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-12-2004, 03:22 AM	#3217
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Boromir attempted to lighten the mood at the Council of Elrond with his famous Groucho Marx impression. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-12-2004, 08:52 AM	#3218
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Boromir noticed that Elrond had stolen his telescope...

11-12-2004, 09:14 AM	#3219
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Boromir: Now that's great coffee! __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

11-12-2004, 09:26 AM	#3220
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Boromir: Oh Dad, I came this close. This close! Denethor: Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades, you fool. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-12-2004, 09:57 AM	#3221
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Hey there, foxy elven mama!" Boromir counts on his suave moves to impress women. Ironically, he remains single until the time of his death. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-12-2004, 10:08 AM	#3222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Oh so many possibilities. Brormir was so confident in his darts playing ability that he did not notice that Aragorn had taken his dart. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-12-2004, 10:49 AM	#3224
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Even as Boromir raised the Horn of Gondor to his lips to call for aid, the notorious horn thief struck. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-12-2004, 11:46 AM	#3225
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	another variation on the theme Boromir bites an invisible banana.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-12-2004, 01:17 PM	#3226
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Happiness is a cigar called..." ......and then the anti-smoking elves angrily snatch the cheroot from Boromir's hand, pointing out the no-smoking signs. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-12-2004, 01:38 PM	#3227
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sean Bean is still sharp! Bean: Damn right I am! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-12-2004, 01:54 PM	#3228
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-12-2004, 02:04 PM	#3230
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect: 'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!' __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

11-12-2004, 06:40 PM	#3233
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	The frequent thought of Boromir: Why do people keep stealing things from me? or Boromir prepared to take a bite out of his donut hole. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-12-2004, 09:22 PM	#3234
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	'Lord Elrond, tell us about hair!' Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 11-12-2004 at 09:28 PM. Reason: Prithee, what is this "grammar" that thou speakest so well of?

11-13-2004, 06:01 AM	#3235
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir feasts upon the Emperor's New Chocolate Bar. It's ultra low-carb. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-13-2004, 06:17 PM	#3236
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Battle of the musical movements!!! Hope to impress... Boromir reflects on how long his brother has until he wrecks his new O-ZONE cd... *trying to yell above the tencho-boy band groove... " Don't make me get Travolta on your back-side!" Disco lives on!!! __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-14-2004, 10:48 PM	#3238
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	As the judge, Boromir shows Aragorn his score in the annual Rivendell Disco Championships. Arwen then strangles Aragorn with the Evenstar.

11-15-2004, 08:10 AM	#3239
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Time for a new one methinks... At the most inopportune moment, Elrond realised that he'd left his key in the front door.

11-15-2004, 09:52 AM	#3240
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Some one took the "bunny ears on a photo" joke too far. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...